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#7626
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I've killed Miranda because she had guts to shout at him :P
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Eh, I kept her alive. Jacob, on the other hand, went through the vents.

Sorta ToP Joker:
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Oh how I wish there was an option to slap her in front of everyone. XD OR SHEPARD PUNCH. I would Shepard punch Miranda for what she said to Joker. XD He did have a pretty good come back, though!

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I was thinking the other day at if Joker doesn't care for regs, why is he the only crew-member (besides "by-the-book" Jacob) who wears the Cerberus uniform? I know Shep can but I always had her wear something else. I wish he would just wear his Alliance blues, kind of like to show solidarity for Shep, not Cerberus. Thoughts?

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I didn't like the way Miranda spoke to Joker either (wanted to fry her), but he can take care of himself very well!

"What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at them?"

XD

And if Joker was taken along with them...omg...friend or potential LI, my Shepard would have raised HELL.

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After the Reaper's have been defeated, there are bound to be faction's that will take advatange of the mess the Reaper's made, so I'm sure Joker would be up to take the Normandy for clean up duty he feels at home on the Normandy, though if Shepard and Joker where to have children, they may follow in the footstep's of spacer Shepard

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Lol, why is everyone hating on Miranda? I love her :D
I think she was just stressed out and shocked to find out what happened whilst everyone was cramming into the shuttle, playing cards or something.
Ofcourse they can't take Joker, if they did... Uh. EDI would pilot the ship then?

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Yeah, I'm with you, StarYukiko. Miri's just a pissy person. *lol* It wasn't personal--she just gets snippy and aggressive because deep down, she doesn't like herself very much.

She's like Jack, in that sense. It's why they hate each other. Miranda's just better at concealing her "I don't like myself" stuff.

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phantomdragoness wrote...

I didn't like the way Miranda spoke to Joker either (wanted to fry her), but he can take care of himself very well!

"What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at them?"

XD

And if Joker was taken along with them...omg...friend or potential LI, my Shepard would have raised HELL.


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I think that goes for most, if not all of our Sheps. I know both of mine would have. Especially my renegade. You wouldn't have wanted to take his pilot away from him. An angry Ryan means things are going to cease to exist very quickly. XD

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Wynne wrote...

Yeah, I'm with you, StarYukiko. Miri's just a pissy person. *lol* It wasn't personal--she just gets snippy and aggressive because deep down, she doesn't like herself very much.

She's like Jack, in that sense. It's why they hate each other. Miranda's just better at concealing her "I don't like myself" stuff.


Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! People don't talk about that much, but it's so true!!!

As for Skylar, she woulda chewed Miri out drill-sergeant style if she could have. XD

#7636
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Really. I hated Miranda because I always thought she loved herself TOO MUCH. It's really sweet Joker not only defends himself but EDI as well, whom up until that point, seemed like he hated. Then it did just save his life.

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Really. I hated Miranda because I always thought she loved herself TOO MUCH.

*knowing glance at Sky* That's exactly what Miranda wants you to think. It's how she hides it. Then if you get close to her, she's all like, "But everything I have is just because my dad gave me super-genes. I didn't earn any of this, it was just handed to me. I suck. Look at you, though--one woman against the odds, savior of the galaxy, and you earned it all. You rock. Unlike me." 

Didn't you ever have that conversation with her? Poor little Miri. She likes to seem like a ****, but it's just a defense mechanism. "Grrr, I'm all about Cerberus and the mission, I'm snotty and we're not friends!" Then you realize it's just bs, much like Jack's "I ENJOY hating everyone and being miserably alone!" 

Nah, she's super-insecure. She's just really good at hiding it. She probably barked at Joker because she was frustrated with herself for not seeing this attack coming and preventing it.

I know a guy like that--I've had him yell, "But why didn't you do this to make sure that didn't happen, or this, or this! I just don't understand why!" Just, purging his frustration, and what it eventually boiled down to was, "I'm frustrated and I'm blaming the crap out of myself, but I'm defensively yelling questions at you because it helps distract me from my own deep-seated sense of self-dislike and failure." The psychological phenomenon is called projection.

#7638
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My games always go like this:

Me: Ugh, there's Miranda again.
Miranda: I'm perfect!
Me: Can I kill her?
Miranda: I need your help!
Me: *sigh* Fine.
Miranda: *crying after talking to her sister*
Me: ...*hugs her*

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So, I actually do like Miranda, just not the convenient ass-shots we get whenever we're talking to her. <_< (And how the hell could anyone fight in heals? HEALS. At least they looked sturdy.)

Anyway. :? JOKER!

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Yeah I never got the heels thing, so I always put MIranda in her proper DLC armour which looked like something somebody would wear if they were gonna get shot at a lot ^_^

Ooh I wonder if in ME3 we will get another shot of Joker without his hat on? Cause if we do get to see scruffy lookin' Joker I will be like *swoon*

edit: Also for some reason in ME2 after Joker lashed out at Shep it annoyed me that you didn't really get the option to talk him down from it and it was EDI that got to do that instead =S

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RhiPanda wrote...

Yeah I never got the heels thing, so I always put MIranda in her proper DLC armour which looked like something somebody would wear if they were gonna get shot at a lot ^_^

Ooh I wonder if in ME3 we will get another shot of Joker without his hat on? Cause if we do get to see scruffy lookin' Joker I will be like *swoon*

edit: Also for some reason in ME2 after Joker lashed out at Shep it annoyed me that you didn't really get the option to talk him down from it and it was EDI that got to do that instead =S

Oh..man...so will I!

...well...in my opinion he kinda had the right to. I mean, it was kinda stupid to take ALL of the squad and leave no protection whatsoever on the ship. I do wish you could show more concern for him. He could have been abducted too. D:

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SgtPepper667 wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...

Yeah I never got the heels thing, so I always put MIranda in her proper DLC armour which looked like something somebody would wear if they were gonna get shot at a lot ^_^

Ooh I wonder if in ME3 we will get another shot of Joker without his hat on? Cause if we do get to see scruffy lookin' Joker I will be like *swoon*

edit: Also for some reason in ME2 after Joker lashed out at Shep it annoyed me that you didn't really get the option to talk him down from it and it was EDI that got to do that instead =S

Oh..man...so will I!

...well...in my opinion he kinda had the right to. I mean, it was kinda stupid to take ALL of the squad and leave no protection whatsoever on the ship. I do wish you could show more concern for him. He could have been abducted too. D:


Still, the option would be nice. Renagade Shep. probably wouldn't just stand there and take it imo.
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And paragon would be able to talk him down without EDI butting in.

Modifié par StarYukiko, 16 janvier 2012 - 04:23 .


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I found Miranda creepy; her own father designed her, which means he designed dat ass. On his own daughter O.o

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StarYukiko wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...

Yeah I never got the heels thing, so I always put MIranda in her proper DLC armour which looked like something somebody would wear if they were gonna get shot at a lot ^_^

Ooh I wonder if in ME3 we will get another shot of Joker without his hat on? Cause if we do get to see scruffy lookin' Joker I will be like *swoon*

edit: Also for some reason in ME2 after Joker lashed out at Shep it annoyed me that you didn't really get the option to talk him down from it and it was EDI that got to do that instead =S

Oh..man...so will I!

...well...in my opinion he kinda had the right to. I mean, it was kinda stupid to take ALL of the squad and leave no protection whatsoever on the ship. I do wish you could show more concern for him. He could have been abducted too. D:


Still, the option would be nice. Renagade Shep. probably wouldn't just stand there and take it imo.
*snip*

And paragon would be able to talk him down without EDI butting in.


Agreed! Shepard needed the option to atleast look like she's in charge.

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It's so quiet today. Maybe we need a subject change?

So... Would I be the only one who would actually be quite happy if there was a romance but no sex-scene? I remember that in Dragon Age 2 you couldn't have a romance with somebody without the sex, that made me a little disappointed. In DA:O (and ME, I think) you could have a romance without the sex.

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StarYukiko wrote...

It's so quiet today. Maybe we need a subject change?

So... Would I be the only one who would actually be quite happy if there was a romance but no sex-scene? I remember that in Dragon Age 2 you couldn't have a romance with somebody without the sex, that made me a little disappointed. In DA:O (and ME, I think) you could have a romance without the sex.

I'll be happy as long as it's a romance :) Sex or no. Ah ha! Have two romance scenes. The first with no sex and the second with it. XD

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StarYukiko wrote...

It's so quiet today. Maybe we need a subject change?

So... Would I be the only one who would actually be quite happy if there was a romance but no sex-scene? I remember that in Dragon Age 2 you couldn't have a romance with somebody without the sex, that made me a little disappointed. In DA:O (and ME, I think) you could have a romance without the sex.


There was no sexytime if you romanced Sebastian in DA2 :)

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RhiPanda wrote...

StarYukiko wrote...

It's so quiet today. Maybe we need a subject change?

So... Would I be the only one who would actually be quite happy if there was a romance but no sex-scene? I remember that in Dragon Age 2 you couldn't have a romance with somebody without the sex, that made me a little disappointed. In DA:O (and ME, I think) you could have a romance without the sex.


There was no sexytime if you romanced Sebastian in DA2 :)


True. I actually went after him during my first playthrough, but then... he was just... bleh. His personality freaked me out. So I turned to Anders instead. I have thing for blonde males with a ponytail.

The romance is a option, so why isn't sex an option for the romance? :?
I'm not saying that there should be a scene that implicates that they're doing adult stuff under the blanket, but that there should be an option if you want to do that or if you don't. I'm pretty sure a mature person can handle being rejected for sex but still have a loving relationship.
Unlike Anders... "You don't want to sleep with me because I'm a mage and you think I'm an abomination! D:"

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StarYukiko wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...

StarYukiko wrote...

It's so quiet today. Maybe we need a subject change?

So... Would I be the only one who would actually be quite happy if there was a romance but no sex-scene? I remember that in Dragon Age 2 you couldn't have a romance with somebody without the sex, that made me a little disappointed. In DA:O (and ME, I think) you could have a romance without the sex.


There was no sexytime if you romanced Sebastian in DA2 :)


True. I actually went after him during my first playthrough, but then... he was just... bleh. His personality freaked me out. So I turned to Anders instead. I have thing for blonde males with a ponytail.

The romance is a option, so why isn't sex an option for the romance? :?
I'm not saying that there should be a scene that implicates that they're doing adult stuff under the blanket, but that there should be an option if you want to do that or if you don't. I'm pretty sure a mature person can handle being rejected for sex but still have a loving relationship.
Unlike Anders... "You don't want to sleep with me because I'm a mage and you think I'm an abomination! D:"


Lol! In the latest Game Informer, Anders was rated number 8 (I think) as one of the dorkiest characters ever created because he whined so much. I loved it. XD

Hawke: I don't want  you thinking about me that way...
Anders: Fine! Keep my thoughts locked up AS USUAL. +10 RIVALRY
Me: SON OF A ****! I liked you better when you had a cat! 

I still <3 you Anders! Really. :wub:

Fenris: <_<
Joker: :crying:

But I wouldn't mind a return to the "sex scenes" in ME. They were tasteful, at least, since all we see is a side-boob and a partial butt crack. Nothing major at all, and the entire scene is romantic. I also liked the scenes in DA2 where you get a good steamy, face-eating snog session up against a wall. Anders' kiss still makes me blush and go:

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We don't see any naked time of course, but still romantic and slightly suggestive none-the-less.

And, ugh, don't get me started on Sebastian...he ticks me off more than any video game character should.

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 16 janvier 2012 - 11:57 .


#7649
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SgtPepper667 wrote...

StarYukiko wrote...

It's so quiet today. Maybe we need a subject change?

So... Would I be the only one who would actually be quite happy if there was a romance but no sex-scene? I remember that in Dragon Age 2 you couldn't have a romance with somebody without the sex, that made me a little disappointed. In DA:O (and ME, I think) you could have a romance without the sex.

I'll be happy as long as it's a romance :) Sex or no. Ah ha! Have two romance scenes. The first with no sex and the second with it. XD

TROLOLOLOL

I'll do without any Ultimotz Romance Scenez at all if they could give us the nice little romantic interactions peppered throughout the game in Origins. Bizarrely, Kelly came the closest to this as opposed to "Congratulations you have cracked the code! Now I will sex you when the time permits"

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Wynne wrote...

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Really.
I hated Miranda because I always thought she loved herself TOO MUCH.

*knowing glance at Sky* That's exactly what Miranda wants you
to think. It's how she hides it. Then if you get close to her, she's all
like, "But everything I have is just because my dad gave me
super-genes. I didn't earn any of this, it was just handed to me. I
suck. Look at you, though--one woman against the odds, savior of the
galaxy, and you earned it all. You rock. Unlike me." 

Didn't you
ever have that conversation with her? Poor little Miri. She likes to
seem like a ****, but it's just a defense mechanism. "Grrr, I'm all
about Cerberus and the mission, I'm snotty and we're not friends!" Then
you realize it's just bs, much like Jack's "I ENJOY hating everyone and
being miserably alone!" 

Nah, she's super-insecure. She's just
really good at hiding it. She probably barked at Joker because she was
frustrated with herself for not seeing this attack coming and preventing
it.

I know a guy like that--I've had him yell, "But why didn't
you do this to make sure that didn't happen, or this, or this! I just
don't understand why!" Just, purging his frustration, and what it
eventually boiled down to was, "I'm frustrated and I'm blaming the crap
out of myself, but I'm defensively yelling questions at you because it
helps distract me from my own deep-seated sense of self-dislike and
failure." The psychological phenomenon is called projection.

Maybe, maybe. The impression I got more was "I'm still bloody perfect, I just  didn't earn it! Whereas you, you're a piece of crap that made something of yourself I'm so jelly!" Doesn't feel very intuitive to say "There there" :huh:.


phantomdragoness wrote...
So, I actually do like Miranda, just not the convenient ass-shots we get whenever we're talking to her. <_< (And how the hell could anyone fight in heals? HEALS. At least they looked sturdy.)

Her ass lives in a vacuum


StarYukiko wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...
Also for some reason in ME2 after Joker lashed out at Shep it annoyed
me that you didn't really get the option to talk him down from it and it
was EDI that got to do that instead =S

Oh..man...so will I!

...well...in
my opinion he kinda had the right to. I mean, it was kinda stupid to
take ALL of the squad and leave no protection whatsoever on the ship.
I do wish you could show more concern for him. He could have been
abducted too. D:


Still, the option would be nice. Renagade Shep. probably wouldn't just stand there and take it imo.
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And paragon would be able to talk him down without EDI butting in.

It does feel a bit like a stab in the back if you defended him.

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