"I didn't mutiny once!" Joker Support Thread.
#7851
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 06:51
#7852
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 08:49
Phate Phoenix wrote...
This is something my tired mind came up with. I don't really know the time it takes place. It works with ME2 and ME3, really. Hope yo get a kick out of it.
Shepard: So, what do you--
Joker: I swear to God, if you ask me one more time what I think about the people you're charging into battle with, I will plow the Normandy into a star.
Shepard: Okay. Just trying to make converstation.
Joker: So make conversation. About anything else.
Shepard: Anything?
Joker: Anything.
Shepard: Hmmm... You, uh. Did you have a girlfriend in flight school?
Joker: Buh-what? Really?
Shepard; You said anything. Besides, you said you didn't smile much then. I was wondering if you were that serious all the time.
Joker: If I change my parameters to include that question, would you allow it?
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: Pah! Fine. Did I date anyone? No. ...But there was this... one girl. She was my friend. Well, as much as I had friends back then, anyway. She was smart, tough, and brave. Second-best in class behind me. If I'd allowed myself to, I think I would have asked her out.
Shepard: Why didn't you after you graduated?
Joker: Went into different fields. Didn't keep in contact.
Shepard: That's too bad.
Joker: Eh. Well, hey--I've got you now. You remind me of her...
Shepard: ...Oh?
Joker: Um, hey, look! A, uh, approaching asteroid! Man, gotta get to this, Commander. Don't want us to crash, burn, and die. Think of how much trouble we'd be in.
I love that XD. I hope if he doesn't get lines like this, they're atleast equally as awesome!
Almost ToP Joker:
#7853
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 09:55
#7854
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 10:11
FaWa wrote...
I'm in the process of developing a manshep to romance Joker. Please please please please please
Good luck! We all hope it works out, for both ways! Everyone needs loves! XD
MissFish wrote...
Phate Phoenix wrote...
This
is something my tired mind came up with. I don't really know the time
it takes place. It works with ME2 and ME3, really. Hope yo get a kick
out of it.
Shepard: So, what do you--
Joker: I swear to God, if you ask me one more time what I think about the people you're charging into battle with, I will plow the Normandy into a star.
Shepard: Okay. Just trying to make converstation.
Joker: So make conversation. About anything else.
Shepard: Anything?
Joker: Anything.
Shepard: Hmmm... You, uh. Did you have a girlfriend in flight school?
Joker: Buh-what? Really?
Shepard; You said anything. Besides, you said you didn't smile much then. I was wondering if you were that serious all the time.
Joker: If I change my parameters to include that question, would you allow it?
Shepard: Joker.
Joker:
Pah! Fine. Did I date anyone? No. ...But there was this... one girl.
She was my friend. Well, as much as I had friends back then, anyway. She
was smart, tough, and brave. Second-best in class behind me. If I'd
allowed myself to, I think I would have asked her out.
Shepard: Why didn't you after you graduated?
Joker: Went into different fields. Didn't keep in contact.
Shepard: That's too bad.
Joker: Eh. Well, hey--I've got you now. You remind me of her...
Shepard: ...Oh?
Joker:
Um, hey, look! A, uh, approaching asteroid! Man, gotta get to this,
Commander. Don't want us to crash, burn, and die. Think of how much
trouble we'd be in.
I love that XD. I hope if he doesn't get lines like this, they're atleast equally as awesome!
I'd squee so loud if this happened.
#7855
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 10:42
FaWa wrote...
I'm in the process of developing a manshep to romance Joker. Please please please please please
You, sir, get a high-five.
Hopefully I'll be able to start mashing together some Shoker videos before ME3 comes out. I just got a new game-capable computer, and the PC versions of ME1 and ME2 I bought yesterday just shipped out. *Is so excited and she just can't hide it*
#7857
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 11:16
I think I'd only romance Joker as female, but still...Love is everywhere!
#7858
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 11:19
StarYukiko wrote...
Maleshep is so underrated when it comes to romancing Joker :c
I think I'd only romance Joker as female, but still...Love is everywhere!
Exactly! Everybody deserves to have some Joker loving!
#7859
Posté 26 janvier 2012 - 11:33
#7860
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 02:34
http://www.fanfictio..._Questing_Beast
They meet on a little rocky ground but over time they will be close platonic friends.
I hope that if you read it that you enjoy it. Joker is one of Shepard's anchor at least to me and my Shepards.
#7861
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 02:40
#7862
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 02:41
RhiPanda wrote...
Yup Jokers for everyone sounds like the best idea ever =D
Agreed. <3
#7863
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 04:47
I just ordered a customized license plate for my old-ass Hyundai that says "CDRSHEP"
*waves sad little flag*
#7864
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 04:53
Koji-san wrote...
Ultra-nerd alert...
I just ordered a customized license plate for my old-ass Hyundai that says "CDRSHEP"
*waves sad little flag*
You are my hero XD
#7865
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 05:11
Koji-san wrote...
Ultra-nerd alert...
I just ordered a customized license plate for my old-ass Hyundai that says "CDRSHEP"
*waves sad little flag*
OMG. I want a license plate that says "SR2" or "SKYSHEP." Tis not sad!
#7866
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 05:18
I don't see why not, Joker treat s femshep EXACTLY as he does maleshep.FaWa wrote...
I'm in the process of developing a manshep to romance Joker. Please please please please please
#7867
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 06:20
MissFish wrote...
Koji-san wrote...
Ultra-nerd alert...
I just ordered a customized license plate for my old-ass Hyundai that says "CDRSHEP"
*waves sad little flag*
You are my hero XD
...

That kicks my "MSSNAPE" liscence plate out of the ballpark!
#7869
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:20
#7870
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:26
#7871
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:28
#7872
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:40
But then again, in pornos, it's mostly just women that scream and men just grunt. Manly. And Asaris are “mono-gendered” so they are supposed to appeal to all genders. I don’t think they’re appealing since I think they're just fanboy fodder and I like men, so.
Joker still acts the same way around femshep as maleshep. That might change in ME3, I don't know.
I wrote earlier that I'm probably just going to romance him as femshep, but that doesn’t mean that I want it to be exclusive to femshep as there are supporters that play as maleshep and want to romance Joker. Just because I won’t play that option in the game doesn’t mean that it should not be there for other players, that’s how I feel
Romance is optional after all, if you don’t like that character or don't want a romantic relationship with that character, then don’t. And if you think there aren’t any interesting characters to romance, you can always hope for the next game to have someone that you wanted to romance in the earlier game, or that someone new will come along and be interesting according to your standard.
edit: some spelling errorrs
Modifié par StarYukiko, 27 janvier 2012 - 11:42 .
#7873
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:44
StarYukiko wrote...
That's pretty much how I felt too in the beginning. He just seems like a straight guy. When he listened to porn, it was a woman moaning and his comment on Morinth was something about lithe and sexy, if I remember correctly.
But then again, in pornos, it’s mostly just women that scream and men just grunt. Manly. And Asaris are “mono-gendered” so they are supposed to appeal to all genders. I don’t think they’re appealing since I think they're just fanboy fodder and I like men, so.
Joker still acts the same way around femshep as maleshep. That might change in ME3, I don’t know.
I wrote earlier that I’m probably just going to romance him as femshep, but that doesn’t mean that I want it to be exclusive to femshep as there are supporters that play as maleshep and want to romance Joker. Just because I won’t play that option in the game doesn’t mean that it should not be there for other players, that’s how I feel
Romance is optional after all, if you don’t like that character or don’t want a romantic relationship with that character, then don’t. And if you think there aren’t any interesting characters to romance, you can always hope for the next game to have someone that you wanted to romance in the earlier game, or that someone new will come along and be interesting according to your standard.
i agree the more options in me3 the better but i just hope that they do it right for instance not like in da where if you turn some one down they automaticaly hate you and by just being nice to someone thay think youre coming on to them
#7874
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:51
Well, I think Joker wouldn't exactly be the one to make the first move. And I hope they don't kill his character's personality.
#7875
Posté 27 janvier 2012 - 11:58





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