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[StarYukiko]

After all this time and what they've been through, I really don't think Joker would be the one to make the first move. I think he actually feels more like in the "friend zone" with Shepard. I'm not so optimistic that Bioware actually will make Joker a LI, but I hope so. All other LI's for Femshep aren't appealing. Too much drama. Joker seems more laidback and has a great sense of humour. Of course you can't escape the drama of relationships, I just don't want a relationship built on it, especially not "therapy romances", usch!
But if Joker was to become a LI, I really don't think it would be as romantic as "Oh Shepard, I loved you since ME1, let's do it". I think it would be more of what I wrote earlier, he thinks of Shepard as a friend, but when s/he confesses, he gets confused and later develops feelings for Shepard after some time and a lot of thinking.

Edit: Top page. I always seem to get it when I don't have anything to show. Here's a screenie for you people

DOWModder

Modifié par StarYukiko, 27 janvier 2012 - 12:12 .

[McManus001]

then you just have to look out for EDI shutting of the life support in Shepards cabin

[StarYukiko]

Oh great, the drama that I didn't want might get replaced with paranoia instead. Nah, kidding, I really don't think that if Joker was a LI EDI would get jealous. I think she would get curious and tease Joker about it.
If I want drama, I'll just leave my comfortable basement. If I want badly written drama, I'll read/watch Twilight or what dumb drama show that they broadcast during this time on TV. I only use my TV for videogames, occasional entertainment and to watch documentaries about stuff that I find interesting but everyone cba to care about.

[McManus001]

EDI teasing Joker about liking Shepard would be hilarious especially if Shepards there and he gets embarrassed.

[StarYukiko]

Yes. If I could I would write examples on how it could go, but unfortunately, I'm not a good writer and can't really write stuff that would be something that could happen.
Hopefully some of the other Jokerites can think of something

[RhiPanda]

Yes I totally agree with the teasing xD would be very funny.

[viggorrah]

McManus001 wrote...

EDI teasing Joker about liking Shepard would be hilarious especially if Shepards there and he gets embarrassed.

This needs to happen. I would be on the floor laughing the entire time.

I also think it would be freakin' hilarious if EDI started playing "Let's Get It On" while Shepard and Joker are trying to talk.

Modifié par viggorrah, 27 janvier 2012 - 04:59 .

[Ryzaki]

I could already picture the look on my Shep's face XD

[RhiPanda]

viggorrah wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

EDI teasing Joker about liking Shepard would be hilarious especially if Shepards there and he gets embarrassed.

This needs to happen. I would be on the floor laughing the entire time.

I also think it would be freakin' hilarious if EDI started playing "Let's Get It On" while Shepard and Joker are trying to talk.

I support this happening in ME3 so much, I would totally crack up for about 5 mins

[StarYukiko]

Ryzaki wrote...

I could already picture the look on my Shep's face XD

I'd say



or

http://t2.gstatic.co...Wzuta9IyCUtTR0Q

....or maybe both?

[SgtPepper667]

viggorrah wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

EDI teasing Joker about liking Shepard would be hilarious especially if Shepards there and he gets embarrassed.

This needs to happen. I would be on the floor laughing the entire time.

I also think it would be freakin' hilarious if EDI started playing "Let's Get It On" while Shepard and Joker are trying to talk.

PFFT. That is ****ing hilarious! If she did that, I would love EDI forever!

[phantomdragoness]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

EDI teasing Joker about liking Shepard would be hilarious especially if Shepards there and he gets embarrassed.

This needs to happen. I would be on the floor laughing the entire time.

I also think it would be freakin' hilarious if EDI started playing "Let's Get It On" while Shepard and Joker are trying to talk.

PFFT. That is ****ing hilarious! If she did that, I would love EDI forever!

XD Sweet baby Jesus, that's great!

I'll keep Shep gender neutral:

Shep: *walks up* So...Joker?
Joker: *turns* Um...hey, Shepard! What's up?
Shep: Listen...about last night...
Joker: I don't know what you're talking about.
Shep: ...You know the thing...where our lips touched...
Joker: SHHHHH!!!
Shep: Joker, we have to talk about it!
Joker: *sighs* Fine...*presses button which seals off the cockpit* Alright.
Shep: I'm sorry I sprung it all on you like that. I just...I feel like I'm losing time.
Joker: It's against regs-
Shep: Are you really giving me that line? The pilot who wants to pull Crazy Ivans?
Joker: *stands* The rules are there for a reason, commander. You should know that! And cutting corners is fine now and then, but if you start breaking the damn corners off with a goddamn cannonball, people will get hurt!
Shep: The man who's saved our lives countless times is afraid of getting hurt?
Joker: I...*crosses arms* <_< Damn your insightfulness.
Shep: What can I say? You learn a few things when you're stuck in a ship.
Joker: Hmph. I bet EDI has provided some valuble insight as well. Are we done? I need to flash the AI core.
Shep: No we're not.
Joker: ...
Shep: Jok- Jeff. I don't want to hurt you. That is the last thing I want to do. But I can't promise that I won't...either by something I said or...me dying again.
Joker: *looks up*
Shep: *sighs* We don't have to be together if you really don't want to be. I'll turn and walk out right now. I just wanted you to know how I felt.
Joker: ...
Shep: *reaches around him to open door*
Joker: *pulls Shep to him and kisses them*
Shep: *freezes, surprised*
Joker: Is that what kissing me last night was like? Damn, I am so sorry...*smirks*
Shep: *smiles*
EDI: Let's Get it On
Joker: >_< EDI!
EDI: Is this not the appropriate moment? In the vids, music is played when a couple comes together.
Joker: We will discuss reality and Hollywood another time, EDI.
Shep: *blushing* I'll um...just...be going...
Joker: ...*smirks* Shepard, are you blushing?
Shep: No!

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 28 janvier 2012 - 02:41 .

[RhiPanda]

Ah I love your dialogues Phantom, they are always great >.<

[SgtPepper667]

@Phantom: Wow! Your dialogues are awesome! I thoroughly enjoyed that!

[phantomdragoness]

Lol, thanks guys! They're really fun to do. XD

[SgtPepper667]

You're certainly good at it! Keep 'em comin'!

[McManus001]

@Phantom: just how i imagined it great writting.

[CDRSkyShepard]

*Sits down and gets popcorn, awaiting the next PhantomDialogue*

[StarYukiko]

Great writing Phantom
Excellent morning reading. Although, I forgot that I had my speakers on so everyone in the house heard "Let's get it on" at 11 AM and looked at me.

[viggorrah]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

*Sits down and gets popcorn, awaiting the next PhantomDialogue*

*steals some popcorn, waiting with everyone else*

We must have more awesome Joker/Shepard dialogue! I DEMAND IT!

[Most Definitely Sane]

I DEMAND A SEQUEL, PHANTOM.
IMMEDIATELY.

[Phate Phoenix]

 I hope you don't mind if I do some dialoguing. I did the same during the lead up to DA2's release for Anders, and I always have a blast with
it.  This is... long. Because my muse just ran away with me. Also, flangst!
Because fiction can’t be easy!

 

SHEPARD: (Walking down a hallway aboard the Normandy)
Alright, EDI, which room did you say this 'anomaly' was in?
EDI: In the door furthest down the hall, to your right.
SHEPARD: (Walks to the door) (Inspects the panel and holographic imaging) Doesn't look like it was altered, or forced open, or hacked. What did you say the anomaly was?
EDI: My sensors can't read it, Shepard. It doesn't appear to be life-threatening.
SHEPARD: And why me, again?
EDI: I would have summoned Mess Sergeant Gardner to deal with it, but he is currently on shore-leave. I could summon him back--
SHEPARD: No, no, it's fine. Let him have his break. It's my ship. I can check it out. Open the door, EDI.
EDI: As you wish. (Door opens)
SHEPARD: (Cautiously steps into the room. Peers around the darkness before lighting his omnitool, scanning and sending a beam of light out) You getting any other reading, EDI?
EDI: I am sorry, Shepard. Perhaps you need to be further in the room? It might be shielded.
SHEPARD: (Walks further into the room) (The door slams shut) EDI!
EDI: I apologize, Shepard. There seems to be a malfunction.
SHEPARD: Malfunction my ass! Open the door!
EDI: I shall summon the Mess Sergeant once he returns from shore leave, as per your instructions.
SHEPARD: Oh, you-- (Something pounds in the darkness) What was that?
EDI: Another malfunction. One I can fix. (The sound of a door sliding open) There.
SHEPARD: (Whips the light toward the noise) ...Joker?
JOKER: Finally! You've come to save me from her! I told you she was going to turn evil! I've unleashed the greatest threat to mankind from her chains! We've got to get out of here and warn... everyone!
EDI: Your melodramatics are not needed, Jeff.
JOKER: And stop calling me Jeff!
SHEPARD: What's the meaning of this, EDI?
EDI: Your last conversation with Jeff--
JOKER: Stop it!
EDI: --Took place two weeks ago. Since then, Jeff's performance has been steadily worsening. Not enough that an organic would notice, but I decided affirmative actions was required.
SHEPARD: ... So you locked us in a room together. To get us to talk.
EDI: Precisely.
JOKER: Betrayal.
EDI: I've alerted Second Lieutenant Ashley Williams that you two are not to be disturbed.
SHEPARD: She put you up to this, didn't she?
EDI: It was brought to my attention that you've been sulking, Commander.
SHEPARD: I'm going to kill her.
EDI: I shall unlock the door when I feel you've "had it out". I shall be monitoring the situation until then.
SHEPARD: We don't have time for this! I have to save the universe!
EDI: Goodbye.
JOKER: EDI? EDI! (Turns to Shepard and crosses his arms) Well. This is just great.
SHEPARD: I didn't know you weren't performing well recently.
JOKER: What? She's blowing it out of proportion. Okay, so, maybe my numbers aren't at my average, but everyone has a bad week now and then.
SHEPARD: Joker, if this is about--
JOKER: I thought we weren't going to talk about that.
SHEPARD: (Gestures at locked door) I think we might have to.
JOKER: D*** AI's and nosy Spectres.
SHEPARD: Look, if I'd known it was going to affect you this much, I wouldn't have said anything. It was... incredibly selfish of me. It's not your fault you don't... It's a distraction that you didn't need, and I didn't need to say anything about it.
JOKER: Well, obviously you did, because you did.
SHEPARD: Yeah, I know. It's just... I don't have many other people to talk to. You're my best friend. And I'm sorry.
JOKER: Well, it's not- I mean. D*** it, Shepard. This wasn't part of the plan.
SHEPARD: Plan?
JOKER: My great plan for life. I was going to do what people said I couldn't. Be the best d*** pilot, blow away the competition, make people forget that I have Vrolik's. I was going to beat it by ignoring it, by making it barely a footnote in the autobiography they were going to write about me and my epic adventures.
SHEPARD: ...
JOKER: Family was never part of that plan. You were never part of that plan. Love was... It wasn't...
SHEPARD: Joker.
JOKER: Now what? My autobiography is going to be a footnote in your autobiography. (Weakly) I’m going to be a footnote.
SHEPARD: Not if I have anything to say about it. You deserve better. You’re more than your disease, and you’re more than what you’ve done in this war, Joker. You’re so much more.
JOKER: Shepard, I… what do we do now? What do I do now?
SHEPARD: You live.
JOKER: (He smirks) You gonna show me how to do that?
SHEPARD: (Slips in closer to Joker) I want to show you a whole new way to fly.

 -----

 EDI: I believe this mission was a success.
ASHLEY: Thank God. If I had to spend another moment with a heart-broken Shepard, I was gonna shoot Joker. (Through the radio, the sound of thudding a low moan rises) (Ashely sputters)
EDI: (Cuts the radio) I am now discontinuing surveillance.
ASHLEY: Good plan. I'm... going to go find Vega and get drunk.
EDI: I envy you.

Modifié par Phate Phoenix, 28 janvier 2012 - 10:29 .

[phantomdragoness]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

 I hope you don't mind if I do some dialoguing. I did the same during the lead up to DA2's release for Anders, and I always have a blast with
it.  This is... long. Because my muse just ran away with me. Also, flangst!
Because fiction can’t be easy!

 

SHEPARD: (Walking down a hallway aboard the Normandy)
Alright, EDI, which room did you say this 'anomaly' was in?
EDI: In the door furthest down the hall, to your right.
SHEPARD: (Walks to the door) (Inspects the panel and holographic imaging) Doesn't look like it was altered, or forced open, or hacked. What did you say the anomaly was?
EDI: My sensors can't read it, Shepard. It doesn't appear to be life-threatening.
SHEPARD: And why me, again?
EDI: I would have summoned Mess Sergeant Gardner to deal with it, but he is currently on shore-leave. I could summon him back--
SHEPARD: No, no, it's fine. Let him have his break. It's my ship. I can check it out. Open the door, EDI.
EDI: As you wish. (Door opens)
SHEPARD: (Cautiously steps into the room. Peers around the darkness before lighting his omnitool, scanning and sending a beam of light out) You getting any other reading, EDI?
EDI: I am sorry, Shepard. Perhaps you need to be further in the room? It might be shielded.
SHEPARD: (Walks further into the room) (The door slams shut) EDI!
EDI: I apologize, Shepard. There seems to be a malfunction.
SHEPARD: Malfunction my ass! Open the door!
EDI: I shall summon the Mess Sergeant once he returns from shore leave, as per your instructions.
SHEPARD: Oh, you-- (Something pounds in the darkness) What was that?
EDI: Another malfunction. One I can fix. (The sound of a door sliding open) There.
SHEPARD: (Whips the light toward the noise) ...Joker?
JOKER: Finally! You've come to save me from her! I told you she was going to turn evil! I've unleashed the greatest threat to mankind from her chains! We've got to get out of here and warn... everyone!
EDI: Your melodramatics are not needed, Jeff.
JOKER: And stop calling me Jeff!
SHEPARD: What's the meaning of this, EDI?
EDI: Your last conversation with Jeff--
JOKER: Stop it!
EDI: --Took place two weeks ago. Since then, Jeff's performance has been steadily worsening. Not enough that an organic would notice, but I decided affirmative actions was required.
SHEPARD: ... So you locked us in a room together. To get us to talk.
EDI: Precisely.
JOKER: Betrayal.
EDI: I've alerted Second Lieutenant Ashley Williams that you two are not to be disturbed.
SHEPARD: She put you up to this, didn't she?
EDI: It was brought to my attention that you've been sulking, Commander.
SHEPARD: I'm going to kill her.
EDI: I shall unlock the door when I feel you've "had it out". I shall be monitoring the situation until then.
SHEPARD: We don't have time for this! I have to save the universe!
EDI: Goodbye.
JOKER: EDI? EDI! (Turns to Shepard and crosses his arms) Well. This is just great.
SHEPARD: I didn't know you weren't performing well recently.
JOKER: What? She's blowing it out of proportion. Okay, so, maybe my numbers aren't at my average, but everyone has a bad week now and then.
SHEPARD: Joker, if this is about--
JOKER: I thought we weren't going to talk about that.
SHEPARD: (Gestures at locked door) I think we might have to.
JOKER: D*** AI's and nosy Spectres.
SHEPARD: Look, if I'd known it was going to affect you this much, I wouldn't have said anything. It was... incredibly selfish of me. It's not your fault you don't... It's a distraction that you didn't need, and I didn't need to say anything about it.
JOKER: Well, obviously you did, because you did.
SHEPARD: Yeah, I know. It's just... I don't have many other people to talk to. You're my best friend. And I'm sorry.
JOKER: Well, it's not- I mean. D*** it, Shepard. This wasn't part of the plan.
SHEPARD: Plan?
JOKER: My great plan for life. I was going to do what people said I couldn't. Be the best d*** pilot, blow away the competition, make people forget that I have Vrolik's. I was going to beat it by ignoring it, by making it barely a footnote in the autobiography they were going to write about me and my epic adventures.
SHEPARD: ...
JOKER: Family was never part of that plan. You were never part of that plan. Love was... It wasn't...
SHEPARD: Joker.
JOKER: Now what? My autobiography is going to be a footnote in your autobiography. (Weakly) I’m going to be a footnote.
SHEPARD: Not if I have anything to say about it. You deserve better. You’re more than your disease, and you’re more than what you’ve done in this war, Joker. You’re so much more.
JOKER: Shepard, I… what do we do now? What do I do now?
SHEPARD: You live.
JOKER: (He smirks) You gonna show me how to do that?
SHEPARD: (Slips in closer to Joker) I want to show you a whole new way to fly.

 -----

 EDI: I believe this mission was a success.
ASHLEY: Thank God. If I had to spend another moment with a heart-broken Shepard, I was gonna shoot Joker. (Through the radio, the sound of thudding a low moan rises) (Ashely sputters)
EDI: (Cuts the radio) I am now discontinuing surveillance.
ASHLEY: Good plan. I'm... going to go find Vega and get drunk.
EDI: I envy you.

*gigglesnorts* That's awesome! XD I loved it when Joker said: "I'm going to be a footnote." Made me go:

"JOKER WILL NEVER BE  A FOOTNOTE DAMNIT."

*sees demands for more* O_o

*wiggles fingers and gets going*

Shep: *eating lunch*
Liara: *sits across* So...where's Joker?
Shep: In the cockpit, as always. Why?
Liara: I figure with the amount of grinning coming from the both of you, you'd spend more time together.
Shep: *blushes* Ahem. Well, we don't want to impact the mission, and saving the universe tends to take priority.
Liara: I don't think the galaxy will mind if you two take one day off.
Shep: I don't-
Liara: Garrus is already taking bets on when you and Joker will - what's that charming human expression? - bump uglies?
Shep: ...
Liara: What? Is that not it?
Shep: Um...
Liara: Oh goddess, I said something horrible didn't I?
Shep: Let's just say I'll be having a talk with Garrus on word usage around innocents later.
Liara: I'm not that innocent, Shepard.
Shep: Oh right, you and Feron...*wiggles eyebrows*
Liara: *blushes* I...
Shep: *laughs* Don't worry about it, Liara. Anyway, I better get back to work.
Liara: Translation: flirt with Joker.
Shep: Maybe. *dumps tray in trash compactor, heads up to CIC*

-----

Shep: *walks into cockpit*
Joker: Damnit EDI, if you don't stop backseat driving, I'll banish you to the depths of the extrenet.
EDI: ...Anywhere but your bookmarks, Jeff.
Joker: *smirks* Try me.
EDI: *fades out*
Shep: Still getting along swimingly, I see.
Joker: Of course! My charm attracts all the ladies.
Shep: Trying to make me jealous?
Joker: If I am?
Shep: *braces hands on arm rests* Then I'll flash the AI core.
Joker: Things work better when there's a pulse involved.
Shep: Speaking from experience?
Joker: *smirks* Wouldn't you like to know.
Shep: *carefully sits on his lap* Perv.
Joker: *wraps arm around Shep's waist* I've had relationships with living and breathing humans, thank-you very much.
Shep: Attracted by your charms?
Joker: That, and my stunning good looks.
Shep: Maybe they were just drawn in by the beard...
Joker: Is that why you're with me, hm?
Shep: Hm, what? Sorry, I was hypnotized by the beard.
Joker: Hardy har har.

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 29 janvier 2012 - 04:02 .

[SgtPepper667]

*inner fangirl squeals* These are soooo awesome! Now if only they can happen in the game! *more squealing* LOL

[viggorrah]

Yay for more dialogues! I might join in and write one, but it won't be as good as all of these.. XD