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[SgtPepper667]

viggorrah wrote...

Yay for more dialogues! I might join in and write one, but it won't be as good as all of these.. XD

I'd be afraid I couldn't do Joker's character justice. LOL

EDIT: ToP, have a parrot Joker from our own ekurian!


by: http://ekurian.deviantart.com/

Modifié par SgtPepper667, 29 janvier 2012 - 05:47 .

[MissMaster]

*looks around* Hey I'm guessing we don't know if we'll be able to romance Joker in ME3....
Sorry I would try to find the answer buttttt 317 pages is a lot! To be honest it would be a nice surprise if we could romcance him.

Modifié par MissMaster, 29 janvier 2012 - 09:33 .

[SgtPepper667]

That's what we're all hoping for! I mean Garrus and Tali were added in because of fan's demands...why not Joker?

Welcome to the thread, MissMaster!

[MissMaster]

Thank you! I only have one Shepard but I would redo my play through just to romance Joker.

[viggorrah]

MissMaster wrote...

*looks around* Hey I'm guessing we don't know if we'll be able to romance Joker in ME3....
Sorry I would try to find the answer buttttt 317 pages is a lot! To be honest it would be a nice surprise if we could romcance him.

*waves* Welcome to the thread! Though it's an annoyance to you, I'm glad the thread has grown to such capacity to be regarded as "a lot". XD

[StarYukiko]

viggorrah wrote...

MissMaster wrote...

*looks around* Hey I'm guessing we don't know if we'll be able to romance Joker in ME3....
Sorry I would try to find the answer buttttt 317 pages is a lot! To be honest it would be a nice surprise if we could romcance him.

*waves* Welcome to the thread! Though it's an annoyance to you, I'm glad the thread has grown to such capacity to be regarded as "a lot". XD

I don't really so how the page count matters, but we do have some more pages than some other support threads.

[StarYukiko]

StarYukiko wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

MissMaster wrote...

*looks around* Hey I'm guessing we don't know if we'll be able to romance Joker in ME3....
Sorry I would try to find the answer buttttt 317 pages is a lot! To be honest it would be a nice surprise if we could romcance him.

*waves* Welcome to the thread! Though it's an annoyance to you, I'm glad the thread has grown to such capacity to be regarded as "a lot". XD

Edit: I wasn't making any sense. I'm tired from playing Ass creed revelations multiplayer all night.
I don't really know how the page count matters, but we do have some more pages than some other support threads.

Great. I quoted myself instead of editing. I need a nap.

Modifié par StarYukiko, 29 janvier 2012 - 03:00 .

[RhiPanda]

It would be awesome if we could romance him, my reaction would be along the lines of an incredibly loud squee xD

[StarYukiko]

It's so quiet here.

@RhiPanda
I would squee, talk nonstop about Joker romance and be like a young schoolgirl everytime there's new dialogue with him.

[phantomdragoness]

StarYukiko wrote...

It's so quiet here.

@RhiPanda
I would squee, talk nonstop about Joker romance and be like a young schoolgirl everytime there's new dialogue with him.

Lol, every time a romance dialog comes up, I'll call my friend squeeing and hang up. She'll know what it means. XD

[dpMeggers]

Should we get so lucky, I will sit in my basement squeeing...and then realize I have absolutely no one to tell how happy I am, and will have to come here to talk to you guys. Also I'll need to complete the playthrough of the Shep I created for Joker. She hasn't left Eden Prime because I didn't want to have a forever alone run.

[FaWa]

If Joker is romancable I will buy somewhere around 7 copies of the game.

[phantomdragoness]

FaWa wrote...

If Joker is romancable I will buy somewhere around 7million copies of the game.

Fixed. XD

[thatguy227]

with so much support maybe joker will get his own spin off game

[viggorrah]

phantomdragoness wrote...

FaWa wrote...

If Joker is romancable I will buy somewhere around 7billion copies of the game.

Fixed. XD

Fixed again. XD

I may think up some Joker/Ryan (my main Shepard) dialogue and post it on here later. I guarantee you'll all enjoy it. 

Modifié par viggorrah, 30 janvier 2012 - 05:21 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

thatguy227 wrote...

with so much support maybe joker will get his own spin off game

Or just a sitcom! Like Frasier..... the more i think about it, the more i want it!

[MissFish]

viggorrah wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

FaWa wrote...

If Joker is romancable I will buy somewhere around 7million billion copies of the game.

Fixed. XD

Fixed again. XD

I may think up some Joker/Ryan (my main Shepard) dialogue and post it on here later. I guarantee you'll all enjoy it. 

Yeah, that number still wasn't big enough.... much better now!

Ryan/Joker dialouge!!! I MUST HAVE MORE OF IT!! Believe me, you'll all LOVE Ryan/Joker dialouge!

Modifié par MissFish, 30 janvier 2012 - 11:37 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

 Ryan needs his own thread. And blog. Because he says the damndest things.

[SgtPepper667]

Ryan does need his own thread!

You guys won't be disappointed with the Ryan/Joker dialogue, trust me!

[viggorrah]

@Sky, Peps, MissFish: Whatever happened to us making a Twitter and/or tumblr for him? XD

Here's some Ryan/Joker dialogue (they're pretty vulgar with each other, you'll have to excuse them lol)!

Shepard: "Joker, quit your damn complaining. I told you...we're going for drinks."
Joker: "Dude, I was comfortable where I was. You know. In my LEATHER CHAIR?"
Shepard: "F*** your leather chair. Alcohol trumps leather every time. Well, usually. Depends."
Joker: "Like leather stockings? Or pants? Or whips?"
Shepard: *blank stare* "No idea what you're talking about. Get a little kinky there, Joker?"
Joker: "Sure you don't." *Sarcastically* "Oh wait, no, now that I think about it, you wouldn't. When was the last time you actually had the opportunity to get kinky? Like...eons ago?"
Shepard: "Considering I've been DEAD for two years, d*ckhead..yeah, it's been a while." *glares at him and enters bar*
Joker: "Nah nah, I meant before that. Not like that important SpecOps stuff you did left room for much nookie time, eh Shepard?"
Shepard: "When was yours, if you're such the ladies man?"
Joker: "Well, for your information..."
Shepard: "Uh huh..?"
Joker: "Hey, wait a minute, did that chick just say she was a Spectre?" *Points at a loud woman at the bar* "Or is she just drunk off her ass?"
Shepard: "I vote drunk off her ass. She looks like she'd wholeheartedly believe me if I told her I was starring in elcor Hamlet."
Joker: "She's hot. You should play my wingman." *watches her demand a drink from the bartender* "Firey, I like it."
Shepard: "I'm not here to help get you laid, Joker. Hell if anything, she'd come back with me."
Joker: "Ha, f*** that! I'm the pilot. Ladies love a flyboy. Plus, dem scars would freak out any self-respecting chick,
dude."
Shepard: "Yeah huh. Keep telling yourself that, sweetie." *walks toward the bar*
Joker: "F*** you, a**hole."
*woman is pestering turian for another drink*
Turian bartender: "You couldn't handle what I just gave you."
Woman: "I'm a SPECTRE. I can handle ANYTHING!"
Joker (to turian): "Give it to this guy." *points at Shepard* "He survived death, and was the FIRST human Spectre."
Shepard: *annoyed* "Just tell my life story, why don't you?"
Woman: *swings around* "....the HELL..." *hears “first human Spectre”* "Shepard!?"
Joker (whispers so only the bartender can hear): "And he's a massive alcoholic: he can take three shots of ryncol and keep smiling."
Woman: "Are you f***ing Commander Shepard!?"
Joker: "And a massive jerkwad." *Still whispering, sniggers at word order*
Shepard: "Yeah, that's me."
Joker: "He's f***ing Commander Shepard; it was the pillow talk."
Shepard: "Hey, how 'bout you go f*** yourself Joker? That should keep you occupied.."
Joker (to the woman): "I'm his pilot." *points at Shepard*
Shepard: "He's an a**hole."
Joker: "When his ass gets in trouble, I swoop in to rescue him." (to Shepard:) "Thanks, sweetie."
Shepard: *forced smile* "Welcome, hon."
Woman (to Joker): "An a**hole? *hic* I LOVE a**holes!"
Joker: "You do, huh? Like me or like the ones that stink?" *Points at Shepard*
Woman: *smirks* "...uh...you. Duh."
Joker: "Hey, just checkin'."
Woman: "He's scary...with all that glowin' sh!t on his face."
Joker: *Makes a 'nee ner nee ner' face at Shepard* "Yeah, I keep tellin' him it's a lady killer, but he doesn't believe me."
Shepard (under his breath): "F*** both of you."
Joker: "Only if you join us, honey."
Shepard: "Not a chance. Not while she's so drunk she's hitting on you."
Joker: "Oh come on, Shepard, they hit on me when they're sober, too. I'm just a magnet like that."
Shepard: "Must be your glowing personality." *sarcastically*
Joker: "I'm not the one who's glowing, ******."
Woman (to Joker): "You're HILARIOUS!"
Joker: "So I've been told." *Extends hand* "The name's Joker. Seriously."
Shepard (to Joker): "Would you go get us some drinks or something?"
Joker: "How about YOU get the drinks? You're obviously the third wheel in this conversation."
Shepard: "You're gonna be the wheel missin' a few spokes if you don't go get the damn drinks." *glares*
Joker: "Alright, alright. Hardass."

Modifié par viggorrah, 31 janvier 2012 - 03:55 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

@ Vigg - He's your Shepard, I wasn't going to start it unless you wanted me to. LOL. I think he needs a Twitter and a Tumblr...but I'm not good with Tumblr, I don't know how to make things look nice on there. XD

[phantomdragoness]

viggorrah wrote...

@Sky, Peps, MissFish: Whatever happened to us making a Twitter and/or tumblr for him? XD

Here's some Ryan/Joker dialogue (they're pretty vulgar with each other, you'll have to excuse them lol)!

Shepard: "Joker, quit your damn complaining. I told you...we're going for drinks."
Joker: "Dude, I was comfortable where I was. You know. In my LEATHER CHAIR?"
Shepard: "F*** your leather chair. Alcohol trumps leather every time. Well, usually. Depends."
Joker: "Like leather stockings? Or pants? Or whips?"
Shepard: *blank stare* "No idea what you're talking about. Get a little kinky there, Joker?"
Joker: "Sure you don't." *Sarcastically* "Oh wait, no, now that I think about it, you wouldn't. When was the last time you actually had the opportunity to get kinky? Like...eons ago?"
Shepard: "Considering I've been DEAD for two years, d*ckhead..yeah, it's been a while." *glares at him and enters bar*
Joker: "Nah nah, I meant before that. Not like that important SpecOps stuff you did left room for much nookie time, eh Shepard?"
Shepard: "When was yours, if you're such the ladies man?"
Joker: "Well, for your information..."
Shepard: "Uh huh..?"
Joker: "Hey, wait a minute, did that chick just say she was a Spectre?" *Points at a loud woman at the bar* "Or is she just drunk off her ass?"
Shepard: "I vote drunk off her ass. She looks like she'd wholeheartedly believe me if I told her I was starring in elcor Hamlet."
Joker: "She's hot. You should play my wingman." *watches her demand a drink from the bartender* "Firey, I like it."
Shepard: "I'm not here to help get you laid, Joker. Hell if anything, she'd come back with me."
Joker: "Ha, f*** that! I'm the pilot. Ladies love a flyboy. Plus, dem scars would freak out any self-respecting chick,
dude."
Shepard: "Yeah huh. Keep telling yourself that, sweetie." *walks toward the bar*
Joker: "F*** you, a**hole."
*woman is pestering turian for another drink*
Turian bartender: "You couldn't handle what I just gave you."
Woman: "I'm a SPECTRE. I can handle ANYTHING!"
Joker (to turian): "Give it to this guy." *points at Shepard* "He survived death, and was the FIRST human Spectre."
Shepard: *annoyed* "Just tell my life story, why don't you?"
Woman: *swings around* "....the HELL..." *hears “first human Spectre”* "Shepard!?"
Joker (whispers so only the bartender can hear): "And he's a massive alcoholic: he can take three shots of ryncol and keep smiling."
Woman: "Are you f***ing Commander Shepard!?"
Joker: "And a massive jerkwad." *Still whispering, sniggers at word order*
Shepard: "Yeah, that's me."
Joker: "He's f***ing Commander Shepard; it was the pillow talk."
Shepard: "Hey, how 'bout you go f*** yourself Joker? That should keep you occupied.."
Joker (to the woman): "I'm his pilot." *points at Shepard*
Shepard: "He's an a**hole."
Joker: "When his ass gets in trouble, I swoop in to rescue him." (to Shepard:) "Thanks, sweetie."
Shepard: *forced smile* "Welcome, hon."
Woman (to Joker): "An a**hole? *hic* I LOVE a**holes!"
Joker: "You do, huh? Like me or like the ones that stink?" *Points at Shepard*
Woman: *smirks* "...uh...you. Duh."
Joker: "Hey, just checkin'."
Woman: "He's scary...with all that glowin' sh!t on his face."
Joker: *Makes a 'nee ner nee ner' face at Shepard* "Yeah, I keep tellin' him it's a lady killer, but he doesn't believe me."
Shepard (under his breath): "F*** both of you."
Joker: "Only if you join us, honey."
Shepard: "Not a chance. Not while she's so drunk she's hitting on you."
Joker: "Oh come on, Shepard, they hit on me when they're sober, too. I'm just a magnet like that."
Shepard: "Must be your glowing personality." *sarcastically*
Joker: "I'm not the one who's glowing, ******."
Woman (to Joker): "You're HILARIOUS!"
Joker: "So I've been told." *Extends hand* "The name's Joker. Seriously."
Shepard (to Joker): "Would you go get us some drinks or something?"
Joker: "How about YOU get the drinks? You're obviously the third wheel in this conversation."
Shepard: "You're gonna be the wheel missin' a few spokes if you don't go get the damn drinks." *glares*
Joker: "Alright, alright. Hardass."

LMFAO

Shepard: "Yeah huh. Keep telling yourself that, sweetie." *walks toward the bar*
Joker: "F*** you, a**hole."

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[CDRSkyShepard]

I'd like to add that I RP'd the lines for Joker in that dialogue...Vigg was Shepard, Peps was the woman, and MissFish was the turian bartender.

Want more awesomeness like that dialogue? Watch for our collab fanfic. I should be done with the Prologue for it this weekend.

[phantomdragoness]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I'd like to add that I RP'd the lines for Joker in that dialogue...Vigg was Shepard, Peps was the woman, and MissFish was the turian bartender.

Want more awesomeness like that dialogue? Watch for our collab fanfic. I should be done with the Prologue for it this weekend.

Awesome!

My friend and I RP Harry Potter all the time - we come up with crazy stuff, but we never post anything. I has no one to RP Mass Effect with... (<- took me five minute to find this emote...y u blend in?!)

[viggorrah]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

@ Vigg - He's your Shepard, I wasn't going to start it unless you wanted me to. LOL. I think he needs a Twitter and a Tumblr...but I'm not good with Tumblr, I don't know how to make things look nice on there. XD

Oh I was good with it from the moment it was mentioned. I'm not versed in the ways of Tumblng either, but Twitter is a good start; go for it! XD

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I'd like to add that I RP'd the lines for Joker in that dialogue...Vigg was Shepard, Peps was the woman, and MissFish was the turian bartender.

Want more awesomeness like that dialogue? Watch for our collab fanfic. I should be done with the Prologue for it this weekend.

This entire post makes me feel awesome and important. LOL

phantomdragoness wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

@Sky, Peps, MissFish: Whatever happened to us making a Twitter and/or tumblr for him? XD

Here's some Ryan/Joker dialogue (they're pretty vulgar with each other, you'll have to excuse them lol)!

*wall of dialogue*

LMFAO

Shepard: "Yeah huh. Keep telling yourself that, sweetie." *walks toward the bar*
Joker: "F*** you, a**hole."

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

I'm glad you enjoyed it! 

Modifié par viggorrah, 31 janvier 2012 - 06:40 .