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[shaneofthedead]

but fem shep would break him!

[Phate Phoenix]

shaneofthedead wrote...

but fem shep would break him!

(Why do people always say this like it's something we've never heard before?)

Yes, thank you, good sir or madam, we are aware of Joker's brittle bones! Since our Shepards also know of his condition, it goes to common sense that they would not piledriver Joker's little body, or attempt to bend him like a pretzel during coitus. But we appreciate your attempts to ensure our pilot's safety, good citizen! Please know that we have it handled, and that any sexual activity between Shepard and Joker will be done with the safety of both participates in mind. Have a pleasant day!

[phantomdragoness]

We're so lucky to have so many people concerned for our Joker. ;D

So, I just finished Kasumi's loyalty mission (this time I had her destroy the Grey Box), and I can just imagine Joker's reaction to Shepard wearing a dress...*evil grin; goes to write plot bunny*

[Most Definitely Sane]

I wish they had everyone's reaction. Would've loved it.
I picture Joker as saying something like, "You're all...girly." but would secretly be more attracted to Shep.

[RynJ]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

I wish they had everyone's reaction. Would've loved it.
I picture Joker as saying something like, "You're all...girly." but would secretly be more attracted to Shep.

He probably would say that, or something equally ineloquent!

Here's a topic for discussion. If the pattern continues and the sexy scene only happens right before the final mission, how do you think Joker will initiate it once he's in your room? Will he be creepy like Jacob or will he need a paragon interrupt like Garrus?

I get the feeling it would probably start out really awkward.

[Omega Torsk]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

shaneofthedead wrote...

but fem shep would break him!

(Why do people always say this like it's something we've never heard before?)

Yes, thank you, good sir or madam, we are aware of Joker's brittle bones! Since our Shepards also know of his condition, it goes to common sense that they would not piledriver Joker's little body, or attempt to bend him like a pretzel during coitus. But we appreciate your attempts to ensure our pilot's safety, good citizen! Please know that we have it handled, and that any sexual activity between Shepard and Joker will be done with the safety of both participates in mind. Have a pleasant day!

We need to start stickying these points to the first page.

[CDRSkyShepard]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Phate Phoenix wrote...

shaneofthedead wrote...

but fem shep would break him!

(Why do people always say this like it's something we've never heard before?)

Yes, thank you, good sir or madam, we are aware of Joker's brittle bones! Since our Shepards also know of his condition, it goes to common sense that they would not piledriver Joker's little body, or attempt to bend him like a pretzel during coitus. But we appreciate your attempts to ensure our pilot's safety, good citizen! Please know that we have it handled, and that any sexual activity between Shepard and Joker will be done with the safety of both participates in mind. Have a pleasant day!

We need to start stickying these points to the first page.

Yeah, a list of "But you can't romance Joker" excuses and responses should be in the OP. That way they know that their argument isn't creative in the least. I'd be willing to write them out so all the OPer has to do is copy-paste.

[Patchwork]

Most other threads have a first post on a new page posts a pic notarule rule. Here we should have a cut and paste pre-emptive statement.

Bus was late today and I got to thinking, EDI mom-ing the romance could be hilarious and make it really unique. A Mordin style sex talk from the ship AI

[harktag]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Phate Phoenix wrote...

shaneofthedead wrote...

but fem shep would break him!

(Why do people always say this like it's something we've never heard before?)

Yes, thank you, good sir or madam, we are aware of Joker's brittle bones! Since our Shepards also know of his condition, it goes to common sense that they would not piledriver Joker's little body, or attempt to bend him like a pretzel during coitus. But we appreciate your attempts to ensure our pilot's safety, good citizen! Please know that we have it handled, and that any sexual activity between Shepard and Joker will be done with the safety of both participates in mind. Have a pleasant day!

We need to start stickying these points to the first page.

Indeed, heck the beginning of my SONG even addresses this already!! If you guys are able to get jiggy with Tali - someone with an extremely weak immune system - why would a romance with Jeff be that much more far-fetched?

[Omega Torsk]

@ Ser Bard, you just inspired the following dialogue:

Mordin: Shepard. How can I help?

Shepard: Have you got a minute to talk?

Mordin: Actually, wanted to talk; medical matters. Aware that mission is dangerous *sniff* different species react differently to stress. Sexual activity common for humans in such times. Understand it intellectually. Joker's condition, however, warrants caution. Too much force could cause stress fractures in the ilial, femoral, and tibial regions.

Shepard: Joker is important to me. I wouldn't be doing this if he didn't want it, too.

Mordin: Of course, no offense intended. Will be here to perform treatment, as necessary. Recommend follow-up procedures, just to be safe. Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters; valuable diagrams, exercises, positions comfortable for both participants. Can supply oils or ointments to reduce discomfort. Gave EDI electronic relationship aid demonstration vids to use as necessary. Also recommend reducing artificial gravitational settings in your quarters.

Shepard: 

I really, REALLY hope that Mordin will be rejoining us on the Normandy!

[demonic_cookie]

Heh. I cannot fathom why people are so concerned given Shepard's combat training. I can bet Shep can juggle Joker if s/he wants to (soldier Shep for sure, other can at least bench-press with him sitting comfortably on top), sex shouldn't be a problem. S/he's a hero of the galaxy, s/he can certainly have the situation in bed under control. >_>

Modifié par demonic_cookie, 29 juin 2011 - 08:54 .

[Paterik]

Ah, yes, "Vrolik syndrome". The incurable kind of bone disease allegedly preventing the romance. We have dismissed that claim.

@Omega, you're the best. Now, I have the image of EDI showing Jeff and Shep an educational vid with her commentary, schooling them like little children, while the couple is sitting on the bed all . Awkardness at its best!
And Mordin is just too awesome for words.

[FlamingFlyingV]

Paterik wrote...

Ah, yes, "Vrolik syndrome". The incurable kind of bone disease allegedly preventing the romance. We have dismissed that claim.

This would make a great sig XD

[CDRSkyShepard]

demonic_cookie wrote...

Heh. I cannot fathom why people are so concerned given Shepard's combat training. I can bet Shep can juggle Joker if s/he wants to (soldier Shep for sure, other can at least bench-press with him sitting comfortably on top), sex shouldn't be a problem. S/he's a hero of the galaxy, s/he can certainly have the situation in bed under control. >_>

Infiltrators would be good at this, too. They don't sneak up on people by throwing their weight around and being noisy...lol.

[Corephyfish]

Even if we DID put it on the front page, these people wouldn't read it anyway, all they see is "Joker Romance" skip the first page and post their opinion, they probably never even come back to read the responses anyway so all we can do is facepalm and move on.

On a more awesome note, I ordered my SR2 hat today, when it gets here I'm going to make my fiance wear it (imo he looks a bit like Joker) and I'm going to take pictures so I can act out my Joker lovin' fantasies.

Ok that wasn't creepy at all....

Lol!

[Dhiro]

This "NO! JOKER CAN NEVER HAVE A ROMANCE! HIS SUGAR-MADE BODY WON'T STAND THE GAY (or the het)". Many people with the same condition as Joker's can lead a normal life, have family, a job, etc. In fact, it would be even more easy in the future with all the sparkly healing.

So yes, I support Joker for LI/more lines for Joker/Joker dancing to the Nyan cat.

[phantomdragoness]

Dhiro wrote...

So yes, I support Joker for LI/more lines for Joker/Joker dancing to the Nyan cat.

LOL. I think you're thinking of Anders. XD

And Mordin is amazing. It's so funny when he thinks you're interested in him, then you get that little surprise: "If intended try human, would try you." It's cute.

And I think we need to post Harktag's song on the front page. XD

Paterik wrote...

Ah, yes, "Vrolik syndrome". The incurable kind of bone disease allegedly preventing the romance. We have dismissed that claim.

O: I will try to make this into a sig. It's been a while since I've made one that is animated, but we'll see! If someone else beats me to it, go for it! XD


EDIT: Okay, I think I got it done.

C:\\Users\\Public\\the claim animation.gif
Yay, it works! I just wish it wouldn't blur...oh well.

Edit: Crap, now it's not showing up. Damn.

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 30 juin 2011 - 06:56 .

[Sleepdribble]

[SamTheSalarian]

Sleepdribble wrote...

 That's my favorite!

[NamiraWilhelm]

ohh i tried making a Joker sig and failed! Too ruddy small and too lazy to redo it, poo. Can anyone make out what its meant to say lol? Maybe i'll redo it at the weekend...

[Corephyfish]

Jokersexuals
Fighting
for Equality
Since 2007?

[RhiPanda]

Ooh I was thinking if there is a Joker romance I hope it's fully developed like the main romances and not a "light" romance like Kelly =S that would make me very very sad heh

[RhiPanda]

Ooh also I was just reading another thread and one of the ideas was in ME3 if your LI moved into Sheps quarters, I think it would be awesome if Joker moved into Sheps quarters if he was romanced XD

[wheelyjon]

Jokermance - I Promise not to break anything’

Joker romance would be cool, he could even be bi so eveyone could get so joker- love cool though he only seems to like women who are safe un-acquirable, (so would work that way for we malesheps Tali would only ever risk an out of suit experience for shep and edi well edi is just a sexy voice and he calls her mom too often and there are too many cat flight or asari jokes by in the same token femsheps been pretty un-acquirable as his cap so it works both ways ... and I have the image of the cut scence
 

– it is dark on the Normandy bridge, edi calls a shift change somehow making it early (comment is made by a crew member) then shep walks up to joker’s chair and picks him up and carries hi to lift doors close and edi makes some bittersweet commet like ‘I'm happy for you jeff’ but better – then cut to a shep’s room scene like all others (as S/S romance are new I think they should get at least one more scene than the rest same fore those ladies who waited sinse 2007 lol) I think it would be such a funny and sweet romance, ‘I Promise not to break anything’ lol what do you guys think?
ps please not my romance scences would work just as easliy for Femsheps/ male im not trying to provoke hate lol just want to know what you think of my cut scence idea?

Modifié par wheelyjon, 30 juin 2011 - 11:55 .

[viggorrah]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Paterik wrote...

Ah, yes, "Vrolik syndrome". The incurable kind of bone disease allegedly preventing the romance. We have dismissed that claim.

O: I will try to make this into a sig. It's been a while since I've made one that is animated, but we'll see! If someone else beats me to it, go for it! XD


EDIT: Okay, I think I got it done.

C:UsersPublicthe%20claim%20animation.gif
Yay, it works! I just wish it wouldn't blur...oh well.

Edit: Crap, now it's not showing up. Damn.

No!! It must show up; I want this in my sig!