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[DaveExclamationMarkYognaut]

http://free-loops.co...ing-sounds.html

[Sorrel]

YOU'RE HILARIOUS. TRULY, THE ORIGINALITY ASTOUNDS. WE HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE! QUICKLY, BRETHREN. RALLY ABOUT THIS WONDROUS TELLER OF TALES, AND ESTEEMED BEQUEATHER OF FINE WITTICISMS.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Bravo good sir! You have irritated our lovely Ms.Sorrel!
Now, don't come back to this thread unless you have an objection that doesn't involve "You'll break his bones," or "He belongs with EDI!"
Trust me, not only does it irritates the hell out of us, but it just makes us even more determined to prove you wrong.

[phantomdragoness]

*rally rally rally; sees link*



So cliche. Really? I'm waiting for something that actually makes me laugh, here.

New topic: What do y'all think Joker's guilty pleasure is? Well, aside from listening to porn, of course. XD

[Most Definitely Sane]

Uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm....
Ooh!Ooh!
He likes pranking anyone attracted to Shep, getting them to think it was Shepard, and causing them to ignore Shepard waiting for an apology, causing Shepard to think they don't like him/her and driving Shepard into his arms!

Honestly, I have no idea.

[DaveExclamationMarkYognaut]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...
determined to prove you wrong.

Wow, people take sex between fictional characters so seriously these days!

(I don't actually care either way. People with the IRL version of this disorder have normal lives + normal sex lives.)

[DaveExclamationMarkYognaut]

phantomdragoness wrote...
What do y'all think Joker's guilty pleasure is?

Alcoholism.

[Raydiva]

Joker's guilty pleasure? Hmmm...Old Sci-Fi movies/books, imitating crew members behind their back, playing invisible instruments (ie drums), spying on crew members (not sure if this includes sleeping quarters and/or showers though), being a closet MMORPG player...hard to decide.

[SolarDiamond]

Guilty pleasure? Probably porn. That is my honest answer, lol.

[AngelicMachinery]

DaveExclamationMarkYognaut wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...
What do y'all think Joker's guilty pleasure is?

Alcoholism.

He doesn't seem to be the type that would feel guilty about alcoholism though...  probably knitting.

[Omega Torsk]

Woot! Welcome back, SilentK! :happy: /wave

*paces around the room several times, trying to think of original reasons to not have a Joker romance*

*lightbulb, accompanied by a dinging sound*

Eureka!

Joker's hat... think about it! It's never left his head. There could be anything under there! An embarrassing haircut, broken textures, or maybe... nothing at all! He could be the Dumb Donald of the saga in that if his hat was ever removed, there would simply be nothing but space. Or worse, the irregularities caused by Joker's bare scalp could create a physical paradox that will unravel the space-time continuum and destroy the universe! And this is the reason that his hat must never be removed!

Romancing Joker would be impossible because of this! How will Femshep be able to make out with him with his hat in the way? And sex, don't even get me started! How awkward would it be for Joker to have sex while wearing his hat!? It would only make sense for Femshep to be wearing it at that point! Therefore, Joker cannot be romanced unless he is able to remove his hat. And, since everyone has their own theories as to what lies under Joker's hat, Bioware is going to be faced with a brief and easily forgettable uproar about Joker's hair no matter what they decide! This is a mystery that's spanned two games so far, it has gained a tremendous following, and people are so restless about revealing or not revealing such a mystery that it's an inevitable powder keg!!!

And that's why Joker can't be romanced...

...

No, I did not just cut up people's half-baked arguments that are farted out on the subject of Tali's face being revealed in ME3, dissect them, and mash them into a completely non-serious argument I came up with off the top of my head as to why Joker shouldn't be romanced... why would you ever assume this?

Oh my, I seem to have left my sarcasm chip on... I need to get that fixed!

Anyway, Joker romance for the win! 

[DaveExclamationMarkYognaut]

Omega Torsk wrote...

*paces around the room several times, trying to think of original reasons to not have a Joker romance*

EDI, man. You don't want to ****-block an AI. She might go all SHODAN on you.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Guys, can we ignore the stirrer.

Moving on, i can definitely see Joker as being a bit of a sh!t and pranking people. I'd like to see that actually. I like to him as a nerd, too

[Patchwork]

Joker's guilty pleasure? Romance novels thinly disguised as westerns or war stories.

The Brethren of Joker has a nice ring to it. ;P

[phantomdragoness]

Joker as a nerd is a pretty adorable possibility. Batman nerd, video game nerd...

He kinda reminds me of Atton Rand.

@OmegaTorsk...
I've seen Joker without his hat on. It was sexy.

XD

But seriously, I think the cutscene was in ME when Joker was barreling down to Ilos to drop the Mako. He had no hat in that mini-scene - either it was a glitch or something, I can't tell. It was kinda cool to see him without his hat.

So...your argument is great but it doesn't work on me.

[SilentK]

Hia Omega Torsk *waves* good to be back =)

Hmm.... I can really see Joker doing pranks for the crew-members. I just don't know if he would feel guilty about it. He might just think it would be fun. Depends on the prank I guess =)

But something that he would feel guilty about... I suspected him of keeping tabs on Shepard in ME. How can he otherwise have such awesome timing =) perhaps that could have been a guilty pleasure. Keeping an eye on Shep and always make sure to interrupt her at some really great moments. I could see him doing that, thinking that it was kind of fun and perhaps feeling a little guilty about enjoying it. If he did have feeling for Shep at this point it would be even more interesting =)

edit:   add here that I really really want to see Joker without his hat at some point. Think that he will look great!!

Modifié par SilentK, 03 juillet 2011 - 08:33 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

When he did interrupt the kiss, for example, you could tell he was smiling when he spoke lol. A definite cheekiness there (if the VA meant for him to be smiling lol, i assume yes)

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

So speaking of kisses. I have it in my head what the first kiss with Joker would be like.
Shepard gives him a quick peck, then a bit more, but is gentle. Then Joker wraps his arms round Shepard and suddenly kisses her passionately back...

[NamiraWilhelm]

Then the Normandy swerves wildly where he's let go

Okay it doesnt have to be when hes driving, and it might not even make sense that its swerved, but it would amuse me.

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 03 juillet 2011 - 09:02 .

[Omega Torsk]

phantomdragoness wrote...

@OmegaTorsk...
I've seen Joker without his hat on. It was sexy.

XD

But seriously, I think the cutscene was in ME when Joker was barreling down to Ilos to drop the Mako. He had no hat in that mini-scene - either it was a glitch or something, I can't tell. It was kinda cool to see him without his hat.

So...your argument is great but it doesn't work on me.

Oh, snap... well, after a quick google search, lookit what I found:



There just went my argument. I can hear it deflating as I type. Back to the ol' drawing board!

*ponders for a few minutes*

Erm... Joker's beard might give her a rash? *gets shot*

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 03 juillet 2011 - 09:20 .

[SolarDiamond]

Oooh, there's that sexy pic of the no hat wearing Joker! I still like to imagine him with scruffier hair, though. I think he has it off, too, when him and Shepard are at the helm waiting for the Normandy to be released from docking and he's rubbing his fingers together... I think.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Yeah but these are future beards we're talking about. Men can look sexy with stubble/facial hair without irritating our skin. And they smell like candy floss.

[SilentK]

How did I miss that you get to see Joker without the hat in game    =)   woot!! Really looking forward to that when I get to that bit in ME.

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

So speaking of kisses. I have it in my head what the first kiss with Joker would be like.
Shepard gives him a quick peck, then a bit more, but is gentle. Then Joker wraps his arms round Shepard and suddenly kisses her passionately back...

That would work for me          sounds great!!

[FenrisDeSolar]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Yeah but these are future beards we're talking about. Men can look sexy with stubble/facial hair without irritating our skin. And they smell like candy floss.

But will they... taste... like candyfloss?

[phantomdragoness]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Yeah but these are future beards we're talking about. Men can look sexy with stubble/facial hair without irritating our skin. And they smell like candy floss.

But will they... taste... like candyfloss?

...*climbs up on Joker and noms on him*

XD