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[NamiraWilhelm]

was i the last to know of that random sites posting lol? I think we all could have got in there for some terrible things...

[Trapper_920]

It came up in its own OT thread over a month ago. I love the "Man Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" one.

I LOL'd so hard on that article.

I'd totally "Man Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" if my femshep gets to jump Joker. Even louder if she does it with the crew in full view. Or if she at lest picks him up by his shirt and locks lips at mission complete with all the crew watching.

[Tamyn]

I would so romance Joker with my Shep if I could.

[Eliantariel]

ArcanaLegacy wrote...

@RynJ : Exactly. It really does get quite tiresome. And it shocks me to believe how some ppl cant see pass his illness. Like ifs THAT is what's stopping them. "Oh we'll break Joker." - no. If people can believe and absolutely adore the Garrus and Tali romances, which are of different species all together and heck - Tali can die if not even remotely careful - then Joker can easily be romanceable! Love can find a way to make things work.
And I dislike how everyone things he's so extremely fragile. He did [very likely according to online sources] get work done on his legs by cerberus so he can walk abit better on his own. Sure not perfect - but still. If Joker and Shep really care for each other - they'll be careful. A silly illness shouldnt stop them from actually being together if they really want to - which in our case and wishful thinking - is a big deal and they should be together.

RhiPanda wrote...

Joker will probably have another different hat though XD

 maybe changed to alliance colors?

Oh this is a lovely picture - great work!

[SilentK]

Well =) that article was new for me. Gahh... I have managed the "rogue" and "rouge" switch they mention myself. Nice to see that I'm not the only one who have done that one. But there are plenty of more spelling-mistakes to do, "tread" and "thread" comes to mind =) me and my awful English spelling.

Do you know a really good cure for a hectic day at work, load up ME and pick a good save with some nice Joker-scenes. Just did the one when Shep get's the Normandy and goes after Saren. Loves how he warns you to be careful with the politics. "Watch yourself our you're next on the chopping-block". Then you do the speech and he says that the whole team is behind you. Jupp.. that's a good one =) *sigh*

edit: Forgot to mention how much I love your suggestions for OP-texts Omega Torsk. They are great!!  =)

Modifié par SilentK, 05 juillet 2011 - 08:08 .

[ArcanaLegacy]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Commander Epic wrote...
how would it work dosnt he have that thing wrong with his legs

That's so classic! Simply Genius.

Omega Torsk wrote...

ArcanaLegacy wrote...
"Jokermance in ME3 - Vrolik Syndrome not a problem!"
 or something like that. heh.

-Jokermance in ME3 - Pilots with Creaky Legs Need Love, Too!
-Jokermance in ME3 - An AI is No Substitute for a Real Woman's Love!
-Jokermance in ME3 - He Survived Crash Landing the Normandy; He Can Handle It!
-Jokermance in ME3 - Medical Conditions Don't Stop Tali, Do They?
-Jokermance in ME3 - Chafing, Infections, Rashes, L2 Migraines, and Hallucinogenic Kisses... Vrolik Syndrome is Not a Problem!
-Jokermance in ME3: - Because EDI Doesn't Do "Hormonally Induced Courtship Behavior"
-Jokermance in ME3 - "That's what pills are for, EDI!"
Okay, okay, I'll stop now. Lol! 

HA! Love em ^__________^ i dont know which i love more XD

phantomdragoness wrote...
The controversy of a Joker Romance has the same, well, force. Information and people are sucked in, but you never get them back. Once someone supports a Joker Romance, there is no convincing them otherwise. We're as stubborn as the Illusive Man once we have our eyes (which are normal) on something we want. There is no Plan B, only Plan A. However, Plan A has this habit of...well...disappearing. We rewrite it over and over again, and yet nobody can find the new copy after a troll stops by. It just doesn't make any sense…wait....oohhh.

Here is where the other part of the "black hole" metaphor comes in. We have explained our stance hundreds of times, but it goes in one black hole and out the other. Information is simply lost - as is a Joker fan's sanity after dismembering the EDI/Joker *Turian air quotes* "relationship" hundreds of times. No matter how many times we explain our stance for a Joker Romance, trolls come by with some great original quip they think will disprove our desire for this development.
I get carried away with my sarcasm, as you can tell.

You did not get carried away.  You're actually stating facts. Very TRUE facts. While sad that most people cant see pass this controversy, its just how fandom works. When a percentage will support an idea - theres ALWAYS going to be a percentage of people that will either oppose it, or just simply not see it working regardless of whether or not they want it to happen - thus the "it goes in one black hole and out the outer." Its like it refuses to compute with simple reasoning in some people. Ah well - Thats why theres support groups because they see the reasoning and logic of it working out then just outright saying "Oh it's not going to happen." or "How is it even possible?". I stand by the fact that if Tali get be romanced, Joker most certainly can.
 
Give us Jokermance BW! *shakes fist*
It will cause alot of happiness! [as well as prove others it IS possible.]

[Paterik]

The article about BSN is great fun. I actually agree with it, there's lot of rubbish going on here. I'm surprised there wasn't anything about Anders thread - that place creeps me out sometimes
We have nice and possitive thread, though. Occasional trolling with EDI and britle bones, of course, but nothing's perfect.

@SilentK, I hope we'll get to see some of that screenies soon Oh, and I love his line after Liara recrutement mission. At first, he's talking about medals, but at the end he says: "So, why don't you tell me why you're really here?" Every time, I'm like: "I'd tell you, but BioWare didn't give me THAT option!" *rage*

Modifié par Paterik, 05 juillet 2011 - 08:33 .

[ArcanaLegacy]

Paterik wrote...
Oh, and I love his line after Liara recrutement mission. At first, he's talking about medals, but at the end he says: "So, why don't you tell me why you're really here?" Every time, I'm like: "I'd tell you, but BioWare didn't give me THAT option!" *rage*

I know that feeling.

Speaking of Joker dialogue - is it true that in me2, if you stand by Joker - you'll eventually hear him listening to porn? XD I want to know if its true. I've tried to get it but he just talks about the normandy in general. How theres a thumbprint on the external camera thats going to "bug him forever", how he cant wait for the future because some things are "primitive". Does this happen at a certain point in the game or just random? Ive never heard it, i bet its hilarious XP 

[FlamingFlyingV]

ArcanaLegacy wrote...

Paterik wrote...
Oh, and I love his line after Liara recrutement mission. At first, he's talking about medals, but at the end he says: "So, why don't you tell me why you're really here?" Every time, I'm like: "I'd tell you, but BioWare didn't give me THAT option!" *rage*

I know that feeling.

Speaking of Joker dialogue - is it true that in me2, if you stand by Joker - you'll eventually hear him listening to porn? XD I want to know if its true. I've tried to get it but he just talks about the normandy in general. How theres a thumbprint on the external camera thats going to "bug him forever", how he cant wait for the future because some things are "primitive". Does this happen at a certain point in the game or just random? Ive never heard it, i bet its hilarious XP 

The things he says when you're creeping behind him is random, but yeah, I've gotten the "Sorry, that was supposed to go to my ear piece one"XD

My first one however was the "Come here too often?" one. It's like he knows o_o

[carilynn46]

I don't get trolls and the way they go about hating joker - all wrong lol i mean don't they understand that every one has different tastes in men and women? Joker can be loved, he can be hated, hell you can love him as a little bro. I just hope for joker sake and people's sake every one gets to have the option to love him the way they want even if they want to throw him out the air lock >_>

[Universitas_C]

Haha. Part of me wants there to be an option where I can totally screw Joker over (screw him, too, but that's for another, nicer, Shepard). My second MaleShep hates Joker's guts, and I like to imagine that said Shepard went into a berserker rage and nearly killed the poor guy. Though if I had to choose between romance and thrashing (not that kind of thrashing), I'd choose romance, don't get me wrong.

Hey, I can play both sides of the argument. Joker love and Joker hate.

Modifié par Universitas_C, 06 juillet 2011 - 01:01 .

[phantomdragoness]

Oh yay, we have a new "against a Joker romance" thread in the works.



Good Lord, if people don't want him as a romance option, then don't friggin romance him. Is it that hard? If a Joker romance is in the works, then it's too far into the game's production to change anything. The guy's argument is weak. One of his points is: "It's stupid." Nice. Presidents have one campaigns with that stance.

But I don't recommend going in there. I was ready to troll this guy after reading one paragraph of his amazing case against a Joker LI.

[Fluffenstein]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Oh yay, we have a new "against a Joker romance" thread in the works.



Good Lord, if people don't want him as a romance option, then don't friggin romance him. Is it that hard? If a Joker romance is in the works, then it's too far into the game's production to change anything. The guy's argument is weak. One of his points is: "It's stupid." Nice. Presidents have one campaigns with that stance.

But I don't recommend going in there. I was ready to troll this guy after reading one paragraph of his amazing case against a Joker LI.

This is why I stay in the positive threads, people are silly.


I am a woman of many words it seems.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Hehe, it's Joker clapping in the Joker thread.

Aaaannnyyywwwaaayyyy....
Who wants to help me think of more good reasons for Jokermance?

If he wants to make an Anti-Joker thread, then fine. He has rights too. But he cannot insult us and other people like I feel like he's doing.

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 06 juillet 2011 - 05:32 .

[SolarDiamond]

I wandered into that anti-Jokermance thread out of sheer curiosity. I had to leave after one page. It wouldn't have been so bad if the arguments had been presented in a mature manner. I had to snort when even someone in agreement was shaking their head at the OP's attitude. Pretty sure that thread will not last long.. whereas this one is trucking along nicely. It's all about the love here.

[SolarDiamond]

More good reasons for Jokermance? It's probably been said before, but his loyalty. He was there at the beginning of ME2, and he didn't require a loyalty mission to ensure his dedication. He's there for Shepard, 100%. That's why I lurves him.

[Most Definitely Sane]

I've derailed the Anti-Jokermance a little...Oops.

I personally think a good reason is that he doesn't try to get Shepard to help him. As you said, he doesn't need a loyalty mission. I like that he's arguably more Independent than everyone else.

[Elanor]

OMG, I've just seen Anti-Jokermance thread... Hah, THAT's ridiculous. xD What a troll.

[phantomdragoness]

Picard says it all. XD

I am almost done writing my contribution to the OP thread. I decided to include some rules for posting on this forum - help me think of some! I just have "respect each other" and "no trolling" so far.

And good reasons for a Joker romance? Hmm...loyalty, trust, and he treats Shepard like a human being; oh, and his humor. Humor is a great bonus in a relationship.

[Fluffenstein]

I couldn't keep out of that thread, actually. It gave me a good laugh, something I've needed all night.

[S.A.K]

Everyone go to "Against Joker Romance Thread". Its fun and you should go before its locked!

[Fluffenstein]

S.A.K wrote...

Everyone go to "Against Joker Romance Thread". Its fun and you should go before its locked!

Most of us have been there, which is why we're laughing it up.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Rules?
Hmm...
If you have concerns for Joker and do not support his romance, please list reasons other than "He is with EDI" and/or "You will break his bones." While we appreciate your concern for Joker's well-being and his relationship with EDI, please note that we are already aware of these complaints.

That's all I got for now, besides "Be careful how you phrase things as someone may be offended by phrases like "That is gay" or "That is so retarded."

[Omega Torsk]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Oh yay, we have a new "against a Joker romance" thread in the works.



Good Lord, if people don't want him as a romance option, then don't friggin romance him. Is it that hard? If a Joker romance is in the works, then it's too far into the game's production to change anything. The guy's argument is weak. One of his points is: "It's stupid." Nice. Presidents have one campaigns with that stance.

But I don't recommend going in there. I was ready to troll this guy after reading one paragraph of his amazing case against a Joker LI.

Hehe, it's Joker clapping in the Joker thread.

Aaaannnyyywwwaaayyyy....
Who wants to help me think of more good reasons for Jokermance?

If he wants to make an Anti-Joker thread, then fine. He has rights too.
But he cannot insult us and other people like I feel like he's doing.

Oh, it's a King Zeel product. Thought he was banned. We must be more popular than I thought if we've gotten his attention! Actually, I take this as a good sign.

@phantomdragoness: Noooo, don't troll him. It's what he wants. He feeds upon thread locks, frustration, anger, and arguments against his "points!" He has a very bad reputation on these forums; just let him have his soapbox.

And, don't worry... his thread will most likely be locked in the morning. In the meantime, enjoy the lulz or follow the advice of a certain Storm Trooper; "Move along. Move along."

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 06 juillet 2011 - 08:49 .

[Patchwork]

That thread is hilarious, he's obnoxious even to the people who agree with him. I wont feed the troll but I'll be lurking until it's locked.