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[RhiPanda]

Just thought of one thing I would really really like to see, I'd like to see Joker apologizing for Shep dying at the beginning of ME2 cause I feel that was never really adressed in ME2 =S

[Omega Torsk]

SilentK wrote...
Love that pic by aimo two posts up, can really picture my FemShep taking a well earned vacation with Joker someplace nice. Well, not too long. Think Joker would miss flying if it dragged out   

Also, Joker in a Hawaiian shirt wins!!! XD

@ phantomdragoness   I envy all people who can go to comic con..... alot.... Just thinking about it makes me go 3 shades green. Will just have to make do with bioware pulse to get my fix.

Comic-Con (or rather, Line-Con) has become kind of a bust in recent years, anyway. It no longer belongs to the nerds and geeks since the scene people and Twilight fans moved in on it. It kind of ruined the appeal, over-crowded it, and basically removed the fun. But yeah, I'll be with you on the Bioware Pulse thing!!!

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 08 juillet 2011 - 04:14 .

[Elanor]

Me too. I wondered why Joker never said nothing about that and I reach a conclusion that he isn't type of person which easily talking about feelings. But really I think that people from Bioware silmpy forget about it.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Trapper, a lady on here has done a femshep one already Hang on...

http://anavantha.dev...e-1-2-208656998

And you might like this one too

http://anavantha.dev...nce-3-209128521

[Omega Torsk]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

http://anavantha.dev...nce-3-209128521

*gasp* SHE'S SITTING ON HIS LAP! HE'S GONNA SNAP LIKE A TOOTHPICK!!! akhfdakfhjdasfsdfa!!11!!111!

...

I'm kidding

[NamiraWilhelm]

Thats the after-picture, its disastrous! Poor Joker snaps in half and Shepard runs off with the lower part of his body. To do inexplicable evil things!

[NamiraWilhelm]

 Well well well! Lookie here!

dragonreine.deviantart.com/art/Just-You-and-I-217333503

[Elanor]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

http://anavantha.dev...nce-3-209128521

*gasp* SHE'S SITTING ON HIS LAP! HE'S GONNA SNAP LIKE A TOOTHPICK!!! akhfdakfhjdasfsdfa!!11!!111!

...

I'm kidding smilie

I wouldn't be so sure, it looks to me like she's just rubbing (it's appropriate word? ) on him... xDD

[RhiPanda]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

 Well well well! Lookie here!

dragonreine.deviantart.com/art/Just-You-and-I-217333503

Ah thats pretty cool, I <3 all the joker fanart

[Trapper_920]

Gah! Why is that site blocked by my work's firewalls?

I wana seeeeee!

~wanders off to pout in the corner~

[Daradain]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

 Well well well! Lookie here!

dragonreine.deviantart.com/art/Just-You-and-I-217333503

Nice. But wouldn't he break something? Like his pelvis?

[RhiPanda]

Daradain wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

 Well well well! Lookie here!

dragonreine.deviantart.com/art/Just-You-and-I-217333503

Nice. But wouldn't he break something? Like his pelvis?

Didn't you read the description underneath?
People who have Vroliks syndrome in real life manage to have sex without breaking things, like their pelivd=s, so I'm sure Joker would be fine :happy:

[GameBoyish]

[dragonreine here, using sister's account]

@ Daradain

Osteogenesis imperfecta usually shows its effects on the longer, thinner bones of the body, usually the limbs and ribs, where the bones are softer and weaker. The pelvis is a very thick bowl-shaped ring of hard, flat bone which resists fractures more easily than the other bones in the body.

Unless he's pile-driving with his penis, there isn't any risk of him damaging his pelvis. And even then, the penis is more likely to fracture from the sheer force before the pelvis would

Joker mentions that if it weren't for medical advancement, he'd have died before he reached his first year, means his OI is very likely Type II, which is the most lethal form of OI and, as mentioned, most cases die within the first year of life due to respiratory failure or haemorrhaging in the skull. However, since he's walking and breathing, we can safely assume that medicine had progressed to the point where he can function somewhat independently, under the supervision of a doctor.

You also have to bear in mind that he is a pilot, and a space pilot at that. In order to handle the sort of G-forces involved in space combat flight, he NEEDS to have bones strong enough to withstand the G-forces. Even mass effect and/or gravity fields can't protect the pilot from these forces, considering that instability in the ship's flight CAN unbalance Shepard enough to cause him/her to fall over.

As for Joker's constant talk about breaking bones/fractures... he's JOKER. I'm pretty sure that he is being somewhat sarcastic when making those comments.

[leggywillow]

RhiPanda wrote...

Just thought of one thing I would really really like to see, I'd like to see Joker apologizing for Shep dying at the beginning of ME2 cause I feel that was never really adressed in ME2 =S

I don't think Joker is the type to voice those kinds of feelings.  The only time I think it could be mentioned would be around the time Shepard and Joker are initiating their relationship.  Shep could say something like "Why did it take us so long?" and Joker could respond along the lines of "Wellll... I sort of got you spaced, I figured that killed my chances."

[Eliantariel]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

[dragonreine here, using sister's account]

@ Daradain

Osteogenesis imperfecta usually shows its effects on the longer, thinner bones of the body, usually the limbs and ribs, where the bones are softer and weaker. The pelvis is a very thick bowl-shaped ring of hard, flat bone which resists fractures more easily than the other bones in the body.

Unless he's pile-driving with his penis, there isn't any risk of him damaging his pelvis. And even then, the penis is more likely to fracture from the sheer force before the pelvis would

Joker mentions that if it weren't for medical advancement, he'd have died before he reached his first year, means his OI is very likely Type II, which is the most lethal form of OI and, as mentioned, most cases die within the first year of life due to respiratory failure or haemorrhaging in the skull. However, since he's walking and breathing, we can safely assume that medicine had progressed to the point where he can function somewhat independently, under the supervision of a doctor.

You also have to bear in mind that he is a pilot, and a space pilot at that. In order to handle the sort of G-forces involved in space combat flight, he NEEDS to have bones strong enough to withstand the G-forces. Even mass effect and/or gravity fields can't protect the pilot from these forces, considering that instability in the ship's flight CAN unbalance Shepard enough to cause him/her to fall over.

As for Joker's constant talk about breaking bones/fractures... he's JOKER. I'm pretty sure that he is being somewhat sarcastic when making those comments.

You are my hero

[FlamingFlyingV]

leggywillow wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...

Just thought of one thing I would really really like to see, I'd like to see Joker apologizing for Shep dying at the beginning of ME2 cause I feel that was never really adressed in ME2 =S

I don't think Joker is the type to voice those kinds of feelings.  The only time I think it could be mentioned would be around the time Shepard and Joker are initiating their relationship.  Shep could say something like "Why did it take us so long?" and Joker could respond along the lines of "Wellll... I sort of got you spaced, I figured that killed my chances."

I actually kind of want this

[Obiyo373]

I've been lurking around this thread for quite awhile now, but I figured I'd add my two cents. I fully support a Jokermance in ME3!  

[Daradain]

RhiPanda wrote...

Daradain wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

 Well well well! Lookie here!

dragonreine.deviantart.com/art/Just-You-and-I-217333503

Nice. But wouldn't he break something? Like his pelvis?

Didn't you read the description underneath?
People who have Vroliks syndrome in real life manage to have sex without breaking things, like their pelivd=s, so I'm sure Joker would be fine :happy:

Joke. That was a joke. I kinda figured it belonged in a Joker thread.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Welcome Obiyo

[Obiyo373]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Welcome Obiyo

Thanks, much appreciated!

[SilentK]

We need some Joker on this page =) Here he is having a good time on the Normandy



@ Omega Torsk Have only been to one little little con-thingy.... so small that there wasn't even people there who actually had worked on the games. Only hired people who knew less than me about the games in their both *sigh* hope to go to a good one, without too many lines =) someday

@ leggywillow that scene was really really nice =) I would be very happy to see something like that in ME3.

Love all the art that is posted. Yay for people with artistic talent!

Edit: 

I don't think Joker needs to apologize for Shepard dying. Hmmm... as I see it he stayed and tried to keep the Normandy flying so that people could get into the pods, if he was lucky he would perhaps even manage to save the ship. Well, he is really stubborn also. My little FemShep never yelled at him on the radio that he should get his ass into a pod, she chose to go after him herself to really make sure he was saved. She could have chosen to get into a pod herself. I would like them to bring it up sometime, but I don't need an apology. Rather have it as a start for their relationship getting stronger.

Modifié par SilentK, 08 juillet 2011 - 09:36 .

[Trapper_920]

Daradain wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...

Daradain wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

 Well well well! Lookie here!

dragonreine.deviantart.com/art/Just-You-and-I-217333503

Nice. But wouldn't he break something? Like his pelvis?

Didn't you read the description underneath?
People who have Vroliks syndrome in real life manage to have sex without breaking things, like their pelivd=s, so I'm sure Joker would be fine :happy:

Joke. That was a joke. I kinda figured it belonged in a Joker thread.

Thoes jokes don't always go real well when you get a lot of trolls that pop in only to say that.

[RynJ]

SilentK wrote...

We need some Joker on this page =) Here he is having a good time on the Normandy

He looks a bit high in this picture. Joker what are you doing in that pilot's seat all day!

It'd be nice if Joker apologized to Shep at some point in their relationship (hopefully a romantic one!)  I imagine it probably would come up as a joke/sarcasm because, you know, it's Joker!

[Trapper_920]

Maybe he has vibrating seat cushions?

I always pictured that convo coming up in a bar setting. Either a crowded one so few people could overhear it or a private bar on the Normandy.

Ooo shep needs her own "Captain's Bar".

Modifié par Trapper_920, 08 juillet 2011 - 10:00 .

[Omega Torsk]

*post removed*

Irrelevant to the topic at hand. =/

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 08 juillet 2011 - 10:43 .