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[Victia]

Trapper_920 wrote...

Hey if anyone has twitter and feels like spamming this guy please do. I can't believe I have to even defend Joker when I tweeted a question to @masseffect the other day for the Q&A at Comic Con.

@Jason_Czech

? whats happened hun?

[Raine_Rose_Hart]

Trapper_920 wrote...

Hey if anyone has twitter and feels like spamming this guy please do. I can't believe I have to even defend Joker when I tweeted a question to @masseffect the other day for the Q&A at Comic Con.

@Jason_Czech

Eh read the convo, and he's just ignorant like the other people on this forum who comment "Lolz Break his pelvis" type of thing. You informed him and linked him to info about O.I. and he hasn't replied after that. So I don't think spamming is required. He didn't even know that Vrolik's Syndrome has another name. So he's just unenlightened.

But I get that you were asking it to Bioware and he kinda butted in. But it's like everything else on the internet, open to everyone to comment and troll.

[Trapper_920]

Yea, your right. I'm just a bit cranky this morning, not enough sleep I think. Not knowing what O.I. was I almost bit his head off this morning. I bit back that comment and gave him some links instead.

Say I'm rather twitter dumb, how did he know I sent a message to @masseffect? All I see when I visit other people's twitter pages is the messages that they tweet. Not the messages people tweet @ them.

[Victia]

^^ I do have a twitter account but I have no idea how to use it - all I ever see is what people tweet and never the replies - maybe I am just too old now lol!

[Raine_Rose_Hart]

I understand, we all have those days lol

As for the Twitter thing, I'm not really sure myself. I actually thought he saw the reply that they gave you and that's how he saw it, but I guess not.

The only other thing I can think of is if you search @masseffect at the top it give you results of tweets people have used with @masseffect in them. But he must have been really bored to do that, and sift through all those messages then to come across yours and reply.

We need some joker love on this page!

[Sorrel]

You reply to someone with including @theirusername in the message. So...

@masseffect bladebladeblah

will be directed at them.

@uglynoodles you are a giant buttface

will be directed at me.

[Trapper_920]

I get that part Sorrel and LOL at the @uglynoodles part.

I'm just not sure how this guy knew I sent @masseffect a question. I'm guessing he was really bored to look mine up in a search. All I did was tweet the following.

@masseffect Will we get our much wanted #Shepard and #Joker romance?

I will have to go back to the recorded BioWare TV and see if he answered it once. Maybe the guy was sitting at Comic Con... in a seat that should have been mine... lol

[Eliantariel]

Wow, great news! Congratulations Celtwolf!  It is such a beautiful picture.<3

@Sorrel: Your pic is awesome! Shep + Joker + Blasto = epic win
You are so talented - it is amazing how real and natural Joker and Shepard look and I love your "normal day" scenes, like a snapshot that someone took of Joker and Shepard

And welcome to everyone new in the thread! 

[Thestral]

 The Kara/Joker picture is beautiful.

[SilentK]

Hmmm... I didn't know about the connection between O.I. and vrolik syndrome for quite some time =) Had to google it when I first started writing in the old Joker-thread. I think that few people really are out to make some one feel bad. Or at least I hope so. They probably see it as a joke. But we have heard it a few too many times to really find it amusing =) don't worry about it. Be happy here instead.

Augh... here's hoping that I can get to virmire this evening. I'm really looking forward to get my Joker-FemShep to ME2. But it's a little bit left still.

Here's a happy Joker, because that makes us happy =)

Modifié par SilentK, 25 juillet 2011 - 04:12 .

[Victia]

yes i guess its usually people trying to be funny.

I just started another ME1 playthrough and i have forgotten how defencive Joker is when you first talk to him after becoming a spectre :-)

Modifié par Victia, 25 juillet 2011 - 04:48 .

[FlamingFlyingV]

So many pictures. It makes me so happeh x3. Speaking of ME1, I need to get it back from my friend before I go away...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Sheesh. I can't imagine what I'd be like once I get into a REAL relationship. I'd probably beat down every girl who looked at my guy. Hehe...one girl actually threatened me just because I smiled at her boyfriend. (Pfft, not like I can help it if the guy was smiling at me first. {smilie} )

Hun, I am having the same issue with that right now in real life. And it's my best friend and my other best friend/ex boyfriend. Guh, my love life sucks x-x [/maybe becomes a nun or cat lady]

[Omega Torsk]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

...why am I imagining a scene of Joker remarking about how there's a shortage of perfect breasts in the galaxy and that it would be a shame for Shepard to damage hers... again?

Shepard: *quirks brow*
Joker: ...Okay, I'm better at cracking wise than smooth talking.
Shepard: I'm just surprised you called my breasts perfect.
Joker: Well, aren't they?
Shepard: Not by Miranda standards.
Joker: Well yeah, hers are great, but they're an eyefull. Hers are mountains, yours are hills. I like hills. Climbing them takes less work. Less fractures.
Shepard: I don't think that's how you handle breasts, Joker. Has it been that long for you? *smirks*
Joker: <_<
Shepard:
Joker: Alright, that's it!
*CENSORED*

If Bioware doesn't put this in, I will be very put out. XD

(Along with the "Don't Fear the Reaper" achievement, but that's for another thread. *ahem*)

Believe me, I want them to make "Don't Fear the Reaper" the official song for this game! (Slap it on the trailer, credits, etc)

Onto your dialogue, Phantom, rofl! However, I saw it going a different way...

Shepard: I don't think that's how you handle breasts, Joker. Has it been that long for you? *smirks*
Joker: Is that an invitation, commander?
Shepard: Get over here!
*CENSORED*

Also, on the subject of Shepard's... "assets," hasn't she been... "improved?" I mean, you don't really notice it in the regular casual wear, but in the dress Kasumi gives you... here, have another dialogue!

Shepard: I noticed a few "upgrades." I hope you didn't replace anything really important.
Illusive Man: We tried to keep you as intact as possible. We need Shepard, just as you were when you defeated Sovereign.
Shepard: (turns to the side) Are you suuuure you didn't improve anything?
Illusive Man:  I... err...  it was operative Lawson's idea... <_<

Also, all of this talk of Princess Bride references makes me wish that the Reapers were able to drink wine! 

...and people are still calling the artwork Joker/EDI! Obligatory response

[SilentK]

Bwaahaa =) Omega Torsk, that was wonderful. Now I have the idea of The Illusive Man and Miranda having a progress meeting stuck in my head    =)   lol

Modifié par SilentK, 25 juillet 2011 - 06:49 .

[OSUP]

I demand a s/s option for the flyboy complete with witty and humorous banter.

[phantomdragoness]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Believe me, I want them to make "Don't Fear the Reaper" the official song for this game! (Slap it on the trailer, credits, etc)

Onto your dialogue, Phantom, rofl! However, I saw it going a different way...

Shepard: I don't think that's how you handle breasts, Joker. Has it been that long for you? *smirks*
Joker: Is that an invitation, commander?
Shepard: Get over here!
*CENSORED*

Also, on the subject of Shepard's... "assets," hasn't she been... "improved?" I mean, you don't really notice it in the regular casual wear, but in the dress Kasumi gives you... here, have another dialogue!

Shepard: I noticed a few "upgrades." I hope you didn't replace anything really important.
Illusive Man: We tried to keep you as intact as possible. We need Shepard, just as you were when you defeated Sovereign.
Shepard: (turns to the side) Are you suuuure you didn't improve anything?
Illusive Man:  I... err...  it was operative Lawson's idea... <_<

Also, all of this talk of Princess Bride references makes me wish that the Reapers were able to drink wine! 

...and people are still calling the artwork Joker/EDI! Obligatory response

Shep: *talking*
Joker: *staring at Shep's chest*
Shep: Hey! *snaps fingers*
Joker: *blinks* Huh? Reapers. Death. Yeah.
Shep: Joker...were you staring at my chest?
Joker: *blushes* Um...
Shep: What?
Joker: Aren't they...you know...
Shep: ...What?
Joker: Bigger?
Shep: ...Bigger?
Joker: Yeah. I mean, before they were great but now...
Shep: *red* Joker!
Joker: Don't get mad at me. I should be mad at you. Those things can stop traffic, stop a Batarian raid...maybe even stop the Reapers, commander. In the time we have been talking, I could have crashed the Normandy into a planet by now because of those, I'm just saying.
Shep: ...
Joker: Think Miranda put guns in them or something?
Shep: I'm going to kill Miranda...
Joker: I'm going to kill her. For two years she got to handle you.
Shep: ...Go back to listening to your porn...while you still have it. *turns and walks away*
Joker: While I still have it? What do you mean? Commander? SHEPARD!

I think I have way too much fun with these.:innocent:

[Victia]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

Believe me, I want them to make "Don't Fear the Reaper" the official song for this game! (Slap it on the trailer, credits, etc)

Onto your dialogue, Phantom, rofl! However, I saw it going a different way...

Shepard: I don't think that's how you handle breasts, Joker. Has it been that long for you? *smirks*
Joker: Is that an invitation, commander?
Shepard: Get over here!
*CENSORED*

Also, on the subject of Shepard's... "assets," hasn't she been... "improved?" I mean, you don't really notice it in the regular casual wear, but in the dress Kasumi gives you... here, have another dialogue!

Shepard: I noticed a few "upgrades." I hope you didn't replace anything really important.
Illusive Man: We tried to keep you as intact as possible. We need Shepard, just as you were when you defeated Sovereign.
Shepard: (turns to the side) Are you suuuure you didn't improve anything?
Illusive Man:  I... err...  it was operative Lawson's idea... <_<

Also, all of this talk of Princess Bride references makes me wish that the Reapers were able to drink wine! 

...and people are still calling the artwork Joker/EDI! Obligatory response

Shep: *talking*
Joker: *staring at Shep's chest*
Shep: Hey! *snaps fingers*
Joker: *blinks* Huh? Reapers. Death. Yeah.
Shep: Joker...were you staring at my chest?
Joker: *blushes* Um...
Shep: What?
Joker: Aren't they...you know...
Shep: ...What?
Joker: Bigger?
Shep: ...Bigger?
Joker: Yeah. I mean, before they were great but now...
Shep: *red* Joker!
Joker: Don't get mad at me. I should be mad at you. Those things can stop traffic, stop a Batarian raid...maybe even stop the Reapers, commander. In the time we have been talking, I could have crashed the Normandy into a planet by now because of those, I'm just saying.
Shep: ...
Joker: Think Miranda put guns in them or something?
Shep: I'm going to kill Miranda...
Joker: I'm going to kill her. For two years she got to handle you.
Shep: ...Go back to listening to your porn...while you still have it. *turns and walks away*
Joker: While I still have it? What do you mean? Commander? SHEPARD!

I think I have way too much fun with these.:innocent:

LMFAO  I am loving these

[RhiPanda]

Haha I love all the convos you guys are doing I could totally imagine them in game

[Omega Torsk]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Shep: *talking*
Joker: *staring at Shep's chest*
Shep: Hey! *snaps fingers*
Joker: *blinks* Huh? Reapers. Death. Yeah.
Shep: Joker...were you staring at my chest?
Joker: *blushes* Um...
Shep: What?
Joker: Aren't they...you know...
Shep: ...What?
Joker: Bigger?
Shep: ...Bigger?
Joker: Yeah. I mean, before they were great but now...
Shep: *red* Joker!
Joker: Don't get mad at me. I should be mad at you. Those things can stop traffic, stop a Batarian raid...maybe even stop the Reapers, commander. In the time we have been talking, I could have crashed the Normandy into a planet by now because of those, I'm just saying.
Shep: ...
Joker: Think Miranda put guns in them or something?
Shep: I'm going to kill Miranda...
Joker: I'm going to kill her. For two years she got to handle you.
Shep: ...Go back to listening to your porn...while you still have it. *turns and walks away*
Joker: While I still have it? What do you mean? Commander? SHEPARD!

I think I have way too much fun with these.:innocent:

EDI: Yes, Shepard?
Shepard: (pointing to her chest) I was wondering if you could explain these to me. An interesting discovery I made while taking my first shower since being brought back. Care to fill me in on how exactly my bra size grew a letter?
EDI: The reproduction was not intended to be perfect, commander. Seamless improvements were made.
Shepard: Isn't that your answer for everything?
EDI: ...
(Shepard notices Joker with a twisted grin on his face, stifling his laughter)
Shepard: Get it out of your system!
Joker: Nothing, just...
(Shepard quirks her brow)
Joker: C ya, commander!
(Shepard scoffs and then ragequits back into her quarters)
EDI: Mr. Moreau.
Joker: Yeah, EDI?
EDI: I noticed while the commander was present, there was an increased amount of blood flow into your lower-
Joker: OFF-LIMITS, EDI!

And on that note, I'm off to work, chums! See y'all later tonight!

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 26 juillet 2011 - 08:48 .

[Elanor]

Victia wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

Believe me, I want them to make "Don't Fear the Reaper" the official song for this game! (Slap it on the trailer, credits, etc)

Onto your dialogue, Phantom, rofl! However, I saw it going a different way...

Shepard: I don't think that's how you handle breasts, Joker. Has it been that long for you? *smirks*
Joker: Is that an invitation, commander?
Shepard: Get over here!
*CENSORED*

Also, on the subject of Shepard's... "assets," hasn't she been... "improved?" I mean, you don't really notice it in the regular casual wear, but in the dress Kasumi gives you... here, have another dialogue!

Shepard: I noticed a few "upgrades." I hope you didn't replace anything really important.
Illusive Man: We tried to keep you as intact as possible. We need Shepard, just as you were when you defeated Sovereign.
Shepard: (turns to the side) Are you suuuure you didn't improve anything?
Illusive Man:  I... err...  it was operative Lawson's idea... <_<

Also, all of this talk of Princess Bride references makes me wish that the Reapers were able to drink wine! 

...and people are still calling the artwork Joker/EDI! Obligatory response

Shep: *talking*
Joker: *staring at Shep's chest*
Shep: Hey! *snaps fingers*
Joker: *blinks* Huh? Reapers. Death. Yeah.
Shep: Joker...were you staring at my chest?
Joker: *blushes* Um...
Shep: What?
Joker: Aren't they...you know...
Shep: ...What?
Joker: Bigger?
Shep: ...Bigger?
Joker: Yeah. I mean, before they were great but now...
Shep: *red* Joker!
Joker: Don't get mad at me. I should be mad at you. Those things can stop traffic, stop a Batarian raid...maybe even stop the Reapers, commander. In the time we have been talking, I could have crashed the Normandy into a planet by now because of those, I'm just saying.
Shep: ...
Joker: Think Miranda put guns in them or something?
Shep: I'm going to kill Miranda...
Joker: I'm going to kill her. For two years she got to handle you.
Shep: ...Go back to listening to your porn...while you still have it. *turns and walks away*
Joker: While I still have it? What do you mean? Commander? SHEPARD!

I think I have way too much fun with these.:innocent:

LMFAO  I am loving these

 This is absolutely great.

[Patchwork]

Yay cookies!

ROFLMAO loving all the enchanced chest dialogues.

[DragonWyrd]

If this were my Kara and Joker, the convo would have gone a bit like this...

Joker: "Y'know, couldn't help noticing but something's a bit different about you, Commander."
Kara: "Yeah, the scars are a bit much, aren't they? All glowy 'n stuff. I miss my old ones."
Joker: "Nahh, not that. Y'know how EDI was going on about seamless improvements? I see one they made to you."
Kara: "Well it sure as hell wasn't to my bubbly personality. That's still the same."
Joker: "Umm, no, not the personality... not that it isn't great, but, well, umm... your boobs are bigger. They were close to perfect before, but I've always been the kind of guy who likes a bit more than a handful."
Kara: "..." *stares* "What?! Sh*t, is that why my armor fits a bit more snug up top now? Explains all those stares I've been getting lately too..." *glares at Joker* "Wait a minute... how often have you stared at my chest to know there's a change?"
Joker: *turns around in his seat and whistles, not answering*
Kara: "That's it! My room, NOW!" *shoots him a heated glance and lets out a small laugh before heading toward the elevator*
Joker: "Yes, ma'am!" *jumps up with a grin and follows as quickly as he can behind her*

Oh dear, I just realized... she just found out she's preggers in my story.  Boobs grow when you're pregnant.  He's gonna have too much fun with that... *falls over laughing*

Modifié par CeltWolf79, 25 juillet 2011 - 10:33 .

[Patchwork]

Silly and not very IC

Joker: *stare*
Shepard: what?
Joker: Nothing.
Shepard: Then stop, our ship needs a name.
Joker: Right. *stares more intently*
Shepard: WHAT!?!
Joker: It's just...commander...ma'am...
Shepard: Spit. It. Out. Monroe.
Joker: You ranted for ten minutes about being an inch shorter but not said a peep about the girls.
Shepard: hands fluttering around her chest area These girls?
Joker: Yeah.
Shepard:No need to, my girls look good.
Joker: 0_0
Joker:Can I see 'em?

[Victia]

[quote]Ser Bard wrote...

Silly and not very IC

Joker: *stare*
Shepard: what?
Joker: Nothing.
Shepard: Then stop, our ship needs a name.
Joker: Right. *stares more intently*
Shepard: WHAT!?!
Joker: It's just...commander...ma'am...
Shepard: Spit. It. Out. Monroe.
Joker: You ranted for ten minutes about being an inch shorter but not said a peep about the girls.
Shepard: hands fluttering around her chest area These girls?
Joker: Yeah.
Shepard:No need to, my girls look good.
Joker: 0_0
Joker:Can I see 'em?[/quote]

Pure win !

Is it just me (not seen it mentioned anywhere else) but did Miranda also bless femshep with a little more junk in the trunk?

Modifié par Victia, 25 juillet 2011 - 11:10 .

[Sorrel]

Okay, I'll jump on the dialogue train:

"So, I finally got around to watching True Blue," she said, replacing her mug on the steel countertop. Joker smiled.
"Yeah? I thought that'd be too soap opera for you, Commander."
"It was, but somehow less obnoxious than Palaven Days."
"You only say that because Garrus won't stop talking about it."
"Palaven Days is less about Palaven or days at all, and more about extreme closeups of those knobbly things turian females have on their hips." Shepard placed her forefingers and thumbs together in a mock square and peered through it with one eye, grinning.
"Seriously. I wonder if we can score some of their zoom lenses for the Normandy?"
"You know what I'd want to see?" She mused, leaning back and folding her hands in her lap. Joker looked on expectantly.
"Some quality in broadcasting?" he asked, stirring his coffee for the umpteenth time.
"Well if we're talking about trashy soaps at least I'd like to see ones about quarians."
"Aww. No knobbly things for you, Commander?"
"What, are you a knobbly-thing kind of guy?" she asked, her eyes flashing mischievously as she looked up from the bottom of her mug. Joker merely shook his head in reply, snickering.
"So what'd you really think of True Blue anyhow?"
"I thought the characters were a little lacklustre but put together well," she said thoughtfully as she took a sip of tea.
"Put together well," he echoed. "Yeah that's one way of putting it." She smiled wide and shook her head.
"Yeah, there is that. But I think this stuff will rot your brain and ruin your taste for cinema. Why don't you watch something with a little more depth?" she asked.
"Like what?"
"I could always order a copy of Blasto," she said, tilting her head.

Modifié par Sorrel, 25 juillet 2011 - 11:41 .