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[Victia]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

female shepard: joker!
joker: c-commander?
shepard: you, my quarters, on the double!
joker: *mumbles* great...what did i do this time?

at shepard's cabin...

joker: i don't know what i've done wrong commander but for all it's worth...it's all EDI's fault.
shepard: *stares*
joker: ...i'll shut up now
shepard: you've been due this for a looong time.
joker: commander?

*shepard grabs joker and pushes him onto the bed*

joker: ....be gentle.
wait that came out wrong i'm not saying that because i'm submissive but because of my bone conditi...
shepard: shut up *grins*
joker: okay

*you can imagine what happens after  *

 love it!

Cant beleive I go away for a couple fof days and so many pages are added so happy belated 80  pages to us

[Paterik]

*is back from her holidays and hungers for Joker*
It's nice to see this thread is a lively place, I'll try to catch up as soon as possible.
After long time without the internet I'm curious just about one thing: is Jokermance finally official? Probably not, but it'd make the end of my holidays much brighter

[NamiraWilhelm]

Im afraid not yet, Pat.

[DevilYoko]

Paterik wrote...

*is back from her holidays and hungers for Joker*
It's nice to see this thread is a lively place, I'll try to catch up as soon as possible.
After long time without the internet I'm curious just about one thing: is Jokermance finally official? Probably not, but it'd make the end of my holidays much brighter

No, and I'm afraid we will not know till we actually play the game.
Evil BioWare teasers!

EDIT: because my keyboard is full of junk

Modifié par DevilYoko, 31 juillet 2011 - 08:30 .

[Paterik]

Thank you for answering, folks!
I was expecting that there wouldn't be any official confirmation, yet... but a girl can dream, right?
Glad to see that the thread remained optimistic, I can see quite a few new people here which indicates that the love for Joker is spreading quickly all over the world and beyond. Beautiful sceenies, art and dialogues... Gosh, I missed this place so much

[Cinderlucy]

<3 JOKERRRRR!! <3
I've been putting off romancing Garrus for this. I may refuse to play ME3 if this doesn't happen! 

[DevilYoko]

Lucy Moreau-Vael wrote...
I've been putting off romancing Garrus for this. I may refuse to play ME3 if this doesn't happen! 

I will play ME3 but I won't be a very happy person I NEED Joker romance! :3

[OSUP]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

female shepard: joker!
joker: c-commander?
shepard: you, my quarters, on the double!
joker: *mumbles* great...what did i do this time?

at shepard's cabin...

joker: i don't know what i've done wrong commander but for all it's worth...it's all EDI's fault.
shepard: *stares*
joker: ...i'll shut up now
shepard: you've been due this for a looong time.
joker: commander?

*shepard grabs joker and pushes him onto the bed*

joker: ....be gentle.
wait that came out wrong i'm not saying that because i'm submissive but because of my bone conditi...
shepard: shut up *grins*
joker: okay

*you can imagine what happens after  *

Fixed

[Sorrel]

NSFW sketch.
Mild nudity, nothing too extreme, but fun nonetheless.
ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A CHAPTER OF MY FANFICTION

[RhiPanda]

Sorrel wrote...

NSFW sketch.
Mild nudity, nothing too extreme, but fun nonetheless.
ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A CHAPTER OF MY FANFICTION

Ooh me likey lol, it's really good:wub:

[Omega Torsk]

I remember a week ago, we were posting Austin Powers-inspired dialogues. Here is my contribution:

(Normandy bridge. Femshep is seated next to Joker after sharing a touching moment)

Shepard: Joker's on fire!
*Joker smirks*
Shepard: Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out, come on.
*Everyone begins to rise*
Shepard: Not you, Joker. Not you, Kelly. Not you, Legion. Not you, guys hanging around the navigational center. Not you, crewmember holding omni-tool. Not you, crewmembers on either side of the bridge arbitrarily moving your arms and pushing buttons, making it seem like you're doing something.
(After a long pause, both Joker and Shepard cross their legs and angle toward EDI's console; Shepard claps her hands)
Shepard: Ohhh, this is un-comfortable...
Legion: We get the impression that the Normandy's installed Electronic Defense Intelligence cannot, as you humans put it, "take a hint."
(EDI slowly shrinks back into her console, accompanied by a sad violin tune. Before she disappears, this flashes on all of the Normandy's screens, accompanied by the appropriate music)
*Shepard sputters*

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 01 août 2011 - 08:09 .

[SilentK]

ha ha ha =) poor little EDI

I'm hoping that she will be part of getting Joker or FemShep to admit their feeling in some fun way. Have seen so many suggestions at such scenes here in this thread that now I really would like to see one.

[phantomdragoness]

Omega Torsk wrote...

I remember a week ago, we were posting Austin Powers-inspired dialogues. Here is my contribution:

(Normandy bridge. Femshep is seated next to Joker after sharing a touching moment)

Shepard: Joker's on fire!
*Joker smirks*
Shepard: Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out, come on.
*Everyone begins to rise*
Shepard: Not you, Joker. Not you, Kelly. Not you, Legion. Not you, guys hanging around the navigational center. Not you, crewmember holding omni-tool. Not you, crewmembers on either side of the bridge arbitrarily moving your arms and pushing buttons, making it seem like you're doing something.
(After a long pause, both Joker and Shepard cross their legs and angle toward EDI's console; Shepard claps her hands)
Shepard: Ohhh, this is un-comfortable...
Legion: We get the impression that the Normandy's installed Electronic Defense Intelligence cannot, as you humans put it, "take a hint."
(EDI slowly shrinks back into her console, accompanied by a sad violin tune. Before she disappears, this flashes on all of the Normandy's screens, accompanied by the appropriate music)
*Shepard sputters*

HAH! Love it!

Here's my contribution (caution for those who are sensative about male anatomy jokes):

Joker: *sees something on radar* Shepard, I'm picking up something on the long range scanner. You better take a look at this.
Shepard: *goes over and looks* What is it, Joker?
Joker: I don't know...but looks like a giant-
Shepard: Dick! Get over here!
Dick: *comes over* Yes commander?
Shepard: Take a look at the scanner...
Dick: Oh my God...it looks like a huge...
Joker: Peck her! Peck her!
Shepard's pet parrot: *squaking and pecking at EDI's hologram*
EDI: AH! AH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT!
Joker:
Dick: It looks like someone's-
Shepard: *opens intercom* PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified space ship. It has a long smooth shaft complete with-
Gardner: Two balls of cheese in the mess hall! *sees scanner* What is that? That looks like an enormous-
Shepard: Wang! Pay atttention!
Wang: I'm sorry commander! I was just distracted by the enormous flying-*points out window*
Joker: Wet willy! *sticks finger in Shepard's ear*
Shepard: AGHHHH!

I am so bad. :innocent:

[DragonWyrd]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

I remember a week ago, we were posting Austin Powers-inspired dialogues. Here is my contribution:

(Normandy bridge. Femshep is seated next to Joker after sharing a touching moment)

Shepard: Joker's on fire!
*Joker smirks*
Shepard: Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out, come on.
*Everyone begins to rise*
Shepard: Not you, Joker. Not you, Kelly. Not you, Legion. Not you, guys hanging around the navigational center. Not you, crewmember holding omni-tool. Not you, crewmembers on either side of the bridge arbitrarily moving your arms and pushing buttons, making it seem like you're doing something.
(After a long pause, both Joker and Shepard cross their legs and angle toward EDI's console; Shepard claps her hands)
Shepard: Ohhh, this is un-comfortable...
Legion: We get the impression that the Normandy's installed Electronic Defense Intelligence cannot, as you humans put it, "take a hint."
(EDI slowly shrinks back into her console, accompanied by a sad violin tune. Before she disappears, this flashes on all of the Normandy's screens, accompanied by the appropriate music)
*Shepard sputters*

HAH! Love it!

Here's my contribution (caution for those who are sensative about male anatomy jokes):

Joker: *sees something on radar* Shepard, I'm picking up something on the long range scanner. You better take a look at this.
Shepard: *goes over and looks* What is it, Joker?
Joker: I don't know...but looks like a giant-
Shepard: Dick! Get over here!
Dick: *comes over* Yes commander?
Shepard: Take a look at the scanner...
Dick: Oh my God...it looks like a huge...
Joker: Peck her! Peck her!
Shepard's pet parrot: *squaking and pecking at EDI's hologram*
EDI: AH! AH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT!
Joker:
Dick: It looks like someone's-
Shepard: *opens intercom* PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified space ship. It has a long smooth shaft complete with-
Gardner: Two balls of cheese in the mess hall! *sees scanner* What is that? That looks like an enormous-
Shepard: Wang! Pay atttention!
Wang: I'm sorry commander! I was just distracted by the enormous flying-*points out window*
Joker: Wet willy! *sticks finger in Shepard's ear*
Shepard: AGHHHH!

I am so bad. :innocent:

Oh man I about died laughing from this one Phantom.  I did snort my drink out of my nose though.  Awww man this was GOOD!

[Sialater]

Persephone Rising has been updated with Chapter 27.

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Hopefully, we're on track now for regular updates again.

(We were impatient in waiting on a Jokermance, so we wrote one in anyway.)

[OSUP]

Sooooo many Austin Powers references. Cannot...handle...

[Victia]

CeltWolf79 wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

I remember a week ago, we were posting Austin Powers-inspired dialogues. Here is my contribution:

(Normandy bridge. Femshep is seated next to Joker after sharing a touching moment)

Shepard: Joker's on fire!
*Joker smirks*
Shepard: Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out, come on.
*Everyone begins to rise*
Shepard: Not you, Joker. Not you, Kelly. Not you, Legion. Not you, guys hanging around the navigational center. Not you, crewmember holding omni-tool. Not you, crewmembers on either side of the bridge arbitrarily moving your arms and pushing buttons, making it seem like you're doing something.
(After a long pause, both Joker and Shepard cross their legs and angle toward EDI's console; Shepard claps her hands)
Shepard: Ohhh, this is un-comfortable...
Legion: We get the impression that the Normandy's installed Electronic Defense Intelligence cannot, as you humans put it, "take a hint."
(EDI slowly shrinks back into her console, accompanied by a sad violin tune. Before she disappears, this flashes on all of the Normandy's screens, accompanied by the appropriate music)
*Shepard sputters*

HAH! Love it!

Here's my contribution (caution for those who are sensative about male anatomy jokes):

Joker: *sees something on radar* Shepard, I'm picking up something on the long range scanner. You better take a look at this.
Shepard: *goes over and looks* What is it, Joker?
Joker: I don't know...but looks like a giant-
Shepard: Dick! Get over here!
Dick: *comes over* Yes commander?
Shepard: Take a look at the scanner...
Dick: Oh my God...it looks like a huge...
Joker: Peck her! Peck her!
Shepard's pet parrot: *squaking and pecking at EDI's hologram*
EDI: AH! AH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT!
Joker:
Dick: It looks like someone's-
Shepard: *opens intercom* PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified space ship. It has a long smooth shaft complete with-
Gardner: Two balls of cheese in the mess hall! *sees scanner* What is that? That looks like an enormous-
Shepard: Wang! Pay atttention!
Wang: I'm sorry commander! I was just distracted by the enormous flying-*points out window*
Joker: Wet willy! *sticks finger in Shepard's ear*
Shepard: AGHHHH!

I am so bad. :innocent:

Oh man I about died laughing from this one Phantom.  I did snort my drink out of my nose though.  Awww man this was GOOD!

LMFAO

[Victia]

^^ me too, my husband thinks it would be funny if my 60+ hours of 'just for joker femshep' was denied - I dont agree :-)!!!

[FlamingFlyingV]

SilverMoonDragon wrote...

Victia wrote...

CeltWolf79 wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

I remember a week ago, we were posting Austin Powers-inspired dialogues. Here is my contribution:

(Normandy bridge. Femshep is seated next to Joker after sharing a touching moment)

Shepard: Joker's on fire!
*Joker smirks*
Shepard: Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out, come on.
*Everyone begins to rise*
Shepard: Not you, Joker. Not you, Kelly. Not you, Legion. Not you, guys hanging around the navigational center. Not you, crewmember holding omni-tool. Not you, crewmembers on either side of the bridge arbitrarily moving your arms and pushing buttons, making it seem like you're doing something.
(After a long pause, both Joker and Shepard cross their legs and angle toward EDI's console; Shepard claps her hands)
Shepard: Ohhh, this is un-comfortable...
Legion: We get the impression that the Normandy's installed Electronic Defense Intelligence cannot, as you humans put it, "take a hint."
(EDI slowly shrinks back into her console, accompanied by a sad violin tune. Before she disappears, this flashes on all of the Normandy's screens, accompanied by the appropriate music)
*Shepard sputters*

HAH! Love it!

Here's my contribution (caution for those who are sensative about male anatomy jokes):

Joker: *sees something on radar* Shepard, I'm picking up something on the long range scanner. You better take a look at this.
Shepard: *goes over and looks* What is it, Joker?
Joker: I don't know...but looks like a giant-
Shepard: Dick! Get over here!
Dick: *comes over* Yes commander?
Shepard: Take a look at the scanner...
Dick: Oh my God...it looks like a huge...
Joker: Peck her! Peck her!
Shepard's pet parrot: *squaking and pecking at EDI's hologram*
EDI: AH! AH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT!
Joker:
Dick: It looks like someone's-
Shepard: *opens intercom* PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified space ship. It has a long smooth shaft complete with-
Gardner: Two balls of cheese in the mess hall! *sees scanner* What is that? That looks like an enormous-
Shepard: Wang! Pay atttention!
Wang: I'm sorry commander! I was just distracted by the enormous flying-*points out window*
Joker: Wet willy! *sticks finger in Shepard's ear*
Shepard: AGHHHH!

I am so bad. :innocent:

Oh man I about died laughing from this one Phantom.  I did snort my drink out of my nose though.  Awww man this was GOOD!

LMFAO

I won't deny there is a certain...odd kind of hilarity to these.....*laughs incredibly hard* Oh how I hope Joker is romanceable in ME3 ....

I have luled. So much XDDDDD

[SilentK]

Victia wrote...

^^ me too, my husband thinks it would be funny if my 60+ hours of 'just for joker femshep' was denied - I dont agree :-)!!!

Ohhh   evil hubby, well, there's always the couch    


My hubby is rooting for us, clever man, I'm much more fun to be around when I'm happy than when I'm not. He also plays bioware games so he knows how important the LI:s are     

[Victia]

SilentK wrote...

Victia wrote...

^^ me too, my husband thinks it would be funny if my 60+ hours of 'just for joker femshep' was denied - I dont agree :-)!!!

Ohhh   evil hubby, well, there's always the couch    


My hubby is rooting for us, clever man, I'm much more fun to be around when I'm happy than when I'm not. He also plays bioware games so he knows how important the LI:s are     

Mine still doesnt seem to have learned this yet  

[Sorrel]

What's up, Joker?



KICKIN' ASS AND CHEWIN' BUBBLE GUM
... MOSTLY CHEWIN' BUBBLE GUM SINCE I'D BREAK MY FOOT
BUT I CAN DROP A MAKO ON 'EM FOR YA

[phantomdragoness]

Gotta love the Austin Powers references!

SilentK wrote...

Victia wrote...

^^ me too, my husband thinks it would be funny if my 60+ hours of 'just for joker femshep' was denied - I dont agree :-)!!!

Ohhh evil hubby, well, there's always the couch    


My hubby is rooting for us, clever man, I'm much more fun to be around when I'm happy than when I'm not. He also plays bioware games so he knows how important the LI:s are     

...Lucky.

[viggorrah]

Sorrel wrote...

NSFW sketch.
Mild nudity, nothing too extreme, but fun nonetheless.
ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A CHAPTER OF MY FANFICTION

Wow, haven't been around for five days but it's still so lively! Wait, that means I add to the liveliness. I don't really. o.0

But anyway. Mmm yes, I likes the drawing Sorrel.