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[Nighthexer]

Two posts! 

Modifié par Nighthexer, 05 août 2011 - 09:54 .

[Nighthexer]

Omega Torsk wrote...

If we don't get a Jokermance, Bioware is going to be perplexed as to why some guy in his early 20's is going to be standing outside their Edmonton headquarters doing this.

Bioware employee 1: He's still out there, man!
Bioware employee 2: What's he doing?
Bioware employee 1: I don't know, but he's been saying that to our front door for two hours, now!

XD

Disclaimer: This post is intended to be humorous! 

You can do that, but it'll have to be on the release day, because if there is no Joker LI for my FemShep then this
shall be heard the next morning at their headquarters.

[Kail Ashton]

one can only imagine the shattered pelvis Joker will be left with if he was romancible, just let him cyber sex in peace with the ship's AI people

[Victia]

Omega Torsk wrote...

If we don't get a Jokermance, Bioware is going to be perplexed as to why some guy in his early 20's is going to be standing outside their Edmonton headquarters doing this.

Bioware employee 1: He's still out there, man!
Bioware employee 2: What's he doing?
Bioware employee 1: I don't know, but he's been saying that to our front door for two hours, now!

XD

Disclaimer: This post is intended to be humorous! 

I will be there to lend my moral support and any fisty-cuffs back up that you need

Modifié par Victia, 05 août 2011 - 10:06 .

[DragonWyrd]

Victia wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

If we don't get a Jokermance, Bioware is going to be perplexed as to why some guy in his early 20's is going to be standing outside their Edmonton headquarters doing this.

Bioware employee 1: He's still out there, man!
Bioware employee 2: What's he doing?
Bioware employee 1: I don't know, but he's been saying that to our front door for two hours, now!

XD

Disclaimer: This post is intended to be humorous! 

I will be there to lend my moral support and any fisty-cuffs back up that you need

Count me in as well!  I already told a lot of my friends on dA (and they're with me too) that I will lead a charge to their office if we don't get our Jokermance so expect a long line of people behind me

[SilentK]

Ser Bard wrote...

Claim on the Woody's "no no no please no"

I'm on the fence about Joker/Crew member. I could live with a Fenris/Isabella situation where if you don't romance him they happen off-screen. I demand first dibs though.

Hmmm.... that might be possible... but I would still pretty much be as the comic here.

DAII Masochist Playthrough by Vay-demona

It could work.... but I would sit there and grumble every time they said something cute to eachother   

Modifié par SilentK, 05 août 2011 - 11:00 .

[Victia]

SilentK wrote...

Ser Bard wrote...

Claim on the Woody's "no no no please no"

I'm on the fence about Joker/Crew member. I could live with a Fenris/Isabella situation where if you don't romance him they happen off-screen. I demand first dibs though.

Hmmm.... that might be possible... but I would still pretty much be as the comic here.

DAII Masochist Playthrough by Vay-demona

It could work.... but I would sit there and grumble every time they said something cute to eachother   

Lol  love that comic!! Yes thats what I would be like too

[DrunkenMonkey]

Its obvious its not going to happen. So dont get your hopes up.

[RhiPanda]

Ooh dibs on the Simba Noooo and I totally agree that comic would be so spot on for my reaction XD
Also when I was watching Iron Man 2 todays I noticed for the first time that Seth Green cameos!
Made me really excited

[Cpt. Jane]

*lurk in*

I'm okay if joker hooks up with some other girl. I'll be sad if my shep can't have him. 
But as long as its not EDI, I'll be fine.

*fade out*

[Fluffenstein]

Well, I'd be okay with Joker ending up with another girl if my Shep doesn't decide to romance him. As it was said before, kind of like Fenris and Isabela.

[Sorrel]

Unfinished. WIP. A scene from TBMS. May not be finished. May be a little absent for the next little while.
Guys, wear them Joker banners. Wear 'em fuggin' proud.

Modifié par Sorrel, 06 août 2011 - 02:16 .

[cactusberry]

Cpt. Jane wrote...

*lurk in*

I'm okay if joker hooks up with some other girl. I'll be sad if my shep can't have him. 
But as long as its not EDI, I'll be fine.

*fade out*

If Joker romances EDI, Bioware gets a facepalm from me.

[phantomdragoness]

I claim this "no" if the Joker LI doesn't happen: NO GOD PLEASE NO.

Since SOMEONE already claimed Darth Vader. *looks at osup*

Then I will curl up in a dark corner and sob. Then I will travel to Bioware just to do this:



If it doesn't happen...well...I'm sure there's something we could do...

Shep: *comes to visit Joker*
Joker: Hey commander.
Shep: *smirks* I'm wide awake Joker, wanna mess around?
Joker: Commander, I'm not an LI. We've been through this.
Shep: Come on, can't you break game rules for just one night?
Joker: Well, the both of us do have needs...*turns out lights*
*sounds of smooching*
Shep: Huh? What a minute...there's no scruffiness... *turns on lights*
Kaidan: *smiles sheepishly*
Shep: Joker, what the hell?!
Joker: I told you commander, I'm not an LI!
Shep: That's it! I'm having sex with you whether you like it or not!
Joker: No.
Shep: I wasn't asking for your permission.
Joker:  *backs away*
Shep: *stalks after*
Joker: *grabs light and throws it at her*
Shep: *ducks; tackles him*
*lights go out*
Kaidan: *runs away*
Joker: Nooo! No! I'm not an LI! This is an affront to BioWare coding!
Shep: 
Joker: Oh, I see what you're driving at.

Have to love Family Guy.

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 06 août 2011 - 02:32 .

[Sorrel]

I think... All I'm gonna say is 'be louder.' Be louder than we have been.

[FlamingFlyingV]

Since we're dibbing the screams of "NOOOOOOOOO", I want Luke when he finds out Vader is his father. I think the whole thing fits very well XP

Modifié par FlamingFlyingV, 06 août 2011 - 05:10 .

[DragonWyrd]

I'm taking Dr. Cox's No because that'll fit well in between all of the cussing I'll be doing at the same time lol.

[wicked117]

 If there is no Joker romance I'll be doing the Griff no....I just don't think I'll be able to stop yelling no at my tv
http://youtu.be/F8vnVennHVU?t=13s

[phantomdragoness]

Sorrel wrote...

I think... All I'm gonna say is 'be louder.' Be louder than we have been.

This has nothing to do with your tweet, does it?

[cactusberry]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Sorrel wrote...

I think... All I'm gonna say is 'be louder.' Be louder than we have been.

This has nothing to do with your tweet, does it?

This...

Jokerrrrrr..

[Kitteh303]

Thought I'd poke my head in here again.
But I don't really have anything interesting to say, so... uh...
I express my support a second time! Tallyho!

I sincerely apologize for that bit of spam there. /kbye

[Gregolian]

Not romancable by the player but if he ended up with either Miranda or Jack the two he was always most scared of in ME2 it would be funny I think.

[Omega Torsk]

Kail Ashton wrote...

one can only imagine the shattered pelvis Joker will be left with if he was romancible, just let him cyber sex in peace with the ship's AI people

We have another clever argument in our midst, people! You know what that means! Strike up the band!!!

Also, just to add to our "disapproving no" topic, I'd like to throw in the literal reaction I will have if we don't get a Jokermance.

Sorrel wrote...

I think... All I'm gonna say is 'be louder.' Be louder than we have been.

Huh? What is that supposed to mean? Do you know something we don't know?



Stare Cat demandz an accounting of ur secretzz!!!

Edit: After finding the link to Sorrel's twitter several pages back

Sorrel (uglynoodles) wrote...

I have received news so devastating that I may actually shut up for ten minutes on Twitter #nonobodysdied (6 hours ago)

then...

STILL IN DENIAL#notjustariver (5 hours ago)

then...

@patsquinade @arch4ngel I want to see this reply of yours and I want to see it basically five seconds ago (5 hours ago)

Sorrel, you have now officially had you secrecy privilege revoked! This news... you just cannot hide it!!! Let it out before somebody unleashes their inner Nicolas Cage!

...please?

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 06 août 2011 - 08:58 .

[Patchwork]

Sorrel wrote...

I think... All I'm gonna say is 'be louder.' Be louder than we have been.

Huh?

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[Fluffenstein]

I have no idea what's going on now. |: