CrutchCricket wrote...
Td1984 wrote...
Page 1111!
Anyway Clutch, I only would've thrown something at you if you made a comment about her being in there to make Shep a sandwich. Actually, I would've let Miranda throw something at you. She could probably do it harder.
All right, might as well see where this goes. Insert after Lemon's line:
Shepard: While you're down there, mind checking the fridge for....
Miranda: Ever had a mass accelerated kettle thrown at you? If you utter even one item of food you'll get to see what that feels like.
Shepard: Never mind.
*Miranda and Shepard are... I guess watching TV or something*
M: Be back in a second, I'm kind of hungry.
S: Alright, whatcha gonna make?
M: I don't know, I'm feeling spontaneous.
S: While you're looking could you--
M: Shepard, you've never been on the receiving end of a warp bomb, have you? So help me, if you ask me to make you another sandwich...
S: *Under breath* Why do I put myself through this?
M: Because, you love me, and without me, you'd still be dead.
S: Dammit Miranda, I do love you.
M: Now, make me a sandwich.
Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 19 janvier 2012 - 01:40 .