"I'll always want you in my life." Miranda Lawson in Mass Effect 3
#27776
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:02
If Miranda doesn't come back my Soldier Shepard is really going to regret letting Kaiden's dull albeit useful ass get vaporized on Virmire.
#27777
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:02
No you're not in the minority. Apparently hating on Shep is in these days...schemata wrote...
Again, imagine I'm in the minority as people tend to enjoy the renegade option more for this conversation. First let me say the dialogue choices are bad. The scene is bad, heavily brought down by shep. Second I think you nailed paragon shep. It kind of goes to show just how "meh" shep is. So utterly bland, that by admitting fear, or a grim outlook is considered a "personality" here
[bunch of other stuff]
Anyway, your opinion on the specific lines is your business but have you (and by extension everyone else with similar complaints) ever considered the very simple fact that Shep is supposed to be a self-insert character in many ways? I find it odd how people will cry "oh they forced Liara on me, why do I have to be friendly with her" at the slightest provocation yet demand Bioware tell them how their Shep "feels" in certain situations and what his personality is. Similar to the Freeman example earlier, you're supposed to write a bit of Shepard for yourself, to tailor your experience to what you want. Obviously to this end more diverse choices should've been included. But at that point you're thinking in dev mode, in terms of resources and you can't account for everything But it is not a narrative fault. But I find charges of no personality laughable when applied to a character that you're supposed to decide what their personality is like.
#27778
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:03
implodinggoat wrote...
I really do hope she comes back as a permanent squadmate. I liked her character a lot and as a Sentinel she was really useful to my Soldier Shepard.
If Miranda doesn't come back my Soldier Shepard is really going to regret letting Kaiden's dull albeit useful ass get vaporized on Virmire.
She's not.
And I'm still bitter.
#27779
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:06
*sigh. Must we have the food debate?AgitatedLemon wrote...
CrutchCricket wrote...
What you did there, I see it. My next move would be:AgitatedLemon wrote...
*Miranda and Shepard are... I guess watching TV or something*
M: Be back in a second, I'm kind of hungry.
S: Alright, whatcha gonna make?
M: I don't know, I'm feeling spontaneous.
S: While you're looking could you--
M: Shepard, you've never been on the receiving end of a warp bomb, have you? So help me, if you ask me to make you another sandwich...
S: *Under breath* Why do I put myself through this?
M: Because, you love me, and without me, you'd still be dead.
S: Dammit Miranda, I do love you.
M: Now, make me a sandwich.
*Kasumi uncloaks behind them.
Kasumi: May I make a suggestion? *holds up Japanese take-out*
*TF2 victory music*
No.
*Shepard gets up and walks into the kitchen*
S: Alright, what do you want on it? *TF2 Heavy walks in, unannounced*
Heavy: Bologna! Perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
S: Who the hell are you?
#27780
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:08
CrutchCricket wrote...
*sigh. Must we have the food debate?AgitatedLemon wrote...
CrutchCricket wrote...
What you did there, I see it. My next move would be:AgitatedLemon wrote...
*Miranda and Shepard are... I guess watching TV or something*
M: Be back in a second, I'm kind of hungry.
S: Alright, whatcha gonna make?
M: I don't know, I'm feeling spontaneous.
S: While you're looking could you--
M: Shepard, you've never been on the receiving end of a warp bomb, have you? So help me, if you ask me to make you another sandwich...
S: *Under breath* Why do I put myself through this?
M: Because, you love me, and without me, you'd still be dead.
S: Dammit Miranda, I do love you.
M: Now, make me a sandwich.
*Kasumi uncloaks behind them.
Kasumi: May I make a suggestion? *holds up Japanese take-out*
*TF2 victory music*
No.
*Shepard gets up and walks into the kitchen*
S: Alright, what do you want on it? *TF2 Heavy walks in, unannounced*
Heavy: Bologna! Perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
S: Who the hell are you?
Scout: I eat up all your sandwiches! All. Of. Them.
#27781
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:11
#27782
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:11

<3:wub:
Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:11 .
#27783
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:11
Well, it depends, are you a man or a woman?
#27784
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:13
But the fact that i took a quote about sandwiches and made it about sex probably gave me away.
Modifié par android654, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:14 .
#27785
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:13
AgitatedLemon wrote...
I like her pose... But... My god...
Those EYES. They are staring directly into your soul!
She'll take your innocence, and then your life!
Shes in the kitchen!
#27786
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:16
grr too far behind in the times. Im like that one guy at work, thats into tv shows that were "in" a few years ago, but talk about the highlights as if everyone is following.AgitatedLemon wrote...
What did you think she was planning to do, in a pose like that? Make him a sandwich?
*Sexually explicit comment removed. You guys lucked out, that one was BAD*
#27787
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:16

Sad picture is sad.
"Shepard sacrificed himself to stop the Reapers. Now all Miranda has of him are memories"
#27788
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:16
schemata wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
I like her pose... But... My god...
Those EYES. They are staring directly into your soul!
She'll take your innocence, and then your life!
Shes in the kitchen!
lol, bit late to the party aren't you? But hey, worth it to repost this pic I guess.
#27789
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:17
AgitatedLemon wrote...
implodinggoat wrote...
I really do hope she comes back as a permanent squadmate. I liked her character a lot and as a Sentinel she was really useful to my Soldier Shepard.
If Miranda doesn't come back my Soldier Shepard is really going to regret letting Kaiden's dull albeit useful ass get vaporized on Virmire.
She's not.
And I'm still bitter.
Bah spoiler, oh well I did suspect that and I guess its best to deal with it now rather than rage over it when I get the game like I did with Liara in ME2. Besides I guess its my own fault for looking at a thread with a spoiler warning any way.
Some of the choices they've made for the ME3 squad seem pretty odd to me.
Honestly I can't understand why they felt the need to bring back Kaiden or Ash. They were hands down the least interesting characters in ME1 and after the **** they said on Horizon I have even less desire to see them come back. Plus Vega just seems totally meh.... and the fact that he plays like a tank makes me fearful that I won't get a Krogan on my squad which is going to royally ****** me off.
On the uphand I do like Garrus, Liara and Tali; but with the ME3 squad being smaller than the ME2 squad its a shame to have any characters I don't give a damn about taking up precious real estate that could have been better used by someone like Miranda.
Alright, I'm out of here guys. Gotta go hide from the spoilers again.
Modifié par implodinggoat, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:18 .
#27790
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:19
#27791
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:21
CrutchCricket wrote...
schemata wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
I like her pose... But... My god...
Those EYES. They are staring directly into your soul!
She'll take your innocence, and then your life!
Shes in the kitchen!
lol, bit late to the party aren't you? But hey, worth it to repost this pic I guess.
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:23 .
#27792
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:22
CrutchCricket wrote...
No you're not in the minority. Apparently hating on Shep is in these days...schemata wrote...
Again, imagine I'm in the minority as people tend to enjoy the renegade option more for this conversation. First let me say the dialogue choices are bad. The scene is bad, heavily brought down by shep. Second I think you nailed paragon shep. It kind of goes to show just how "meh" shep is. So utterly bland, that by admitting fear, or a grim outlook is considered a "personality" here
[bunch of other stuff]
Anyway, your opinion on the specific lines is your business but have you (and by extension everyone else with similar complaints) ever considered the very simple fact that Shep is supposed to be a self-insert character in many ways? I find it odd how people will cry "oh they forced Liara on me, why do I have to be friendly with her" at the slightest provocation yet demand Bioware tell them how their Shep "feels" in certain situations and what his personality is. Similar to the Freeman example earlier, you're supposed to write a bit of Shepard for yourself, to tailor your experience to what you want. Obviously to this end more diverse choices should've been included. But at that point you're thinking in dev mode, in terms of resources and you can't account for everything But it is not a narrative fault. But I find charges of no personality laughable when applied to a character that you're supposed to decide what their personality is like.
Well see thats the damn dilemma right there. If there going to have us RP are character more- lose the voice and give us more options. If there going to have him voiced; keep the limited options but have the VA sell them like a mofo, If i cant rp one iota because he'll instantly break whatever avenue of thought I had just made for him; atleast let me like the character they created- if they arent giving me any control.
#27793
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:23
AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
O.O.....<3
*Imagines Miri doing that*....
Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:28 .
#27794
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:28
AgitatedLemon wrote...
CrutchCricket wrote...
schemata wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
I like her pose... But... My god...
Those EYES. They are staring directly into your soul!
She'll take your innocence, and then your life!
Shes in the kitchen!
lol, bit late to the party aren't you? But hey, worth it to repost this pic I guess.
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
only if you save me a seat!
#27795
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:32
AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
This at 1:14
Modifié par CrutchCricket, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:34 .
#27796
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:33
ADLegend21 wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
CrutchCricket wrote...
schemata wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
*snip*
I like her pose... But... My god...
Those EYES. They are staring directly into your soul!
She'll take your innocence, and then your life!
Shes in the kitchen!
lol, bit late to the party aren't you? But hey, worth it to repost this pic I guess.
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
only if you save me a seat!
In hell?
#27797
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:35
CrutchCricket wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
This at 1:14
Kinky food sex, I never would've guessed.
Its always the quiet ones with fedoras sitting at their desks.
Modifié par android654, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:36 .
#27798
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:37
android654 wrote...
CrutchCricket wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
This at 1:14
Kinky food sex, I never would've guessed.
Its always the quiet ones with fedoras sitting at their desks.
It always turns out the same way, every time!
At first he seems like a nice guy, but then it just turns out that he-
No, I'm not going to finish that.
#27799
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:39
Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 janvier 2012 - 02:41 .
#27800
Posté 19 janvier 2012 - 02:39
CrutchCricket wrote...
AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?
S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?
M: *Begins to unzip her suit*
S: My favorite.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
This at 1:14
At 2:20
But I recommend you watch the entire thing.





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