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[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?

S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?

M: *Begins to unzip her suit*

S: My favorite.


I'm going to hell, aren't I?

This at 1:14

Kinky food sex, I never would've guessed.

Its always the quiet ones with fedoras sitting at their desks.

It always turns out the same way, every time!

At first he seems like a nice guy, but then it just turns out that he-

No, I'm not going to finish that.

I thought I was the adventerous sort, but I'd never use a banana like that. Well not a fourth time anyway.

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Kinky Food Sex with Miri! That should happen in ME3<3!

Fox News would sh*t themselves.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Too bad. :|

[AgitatedLemon]

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?

S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?

M: *Begins to unzip her suit*

S: My favorite.


I'm going to hell, aren't I?

This at 1:14

Kinky food sex, I never would've guessed.

Its always the quiet ones with fedoras sitting at their desks.

It always turns out the same way, every time!

At first he seems like a nice guy, but then it just turns out that he-

No, I'm not going to finish that.

I thought I was the adventerous sort, but I'd never use a banana like that. Well not a fourth time anyway.

[jtav]

I bring fic

Ghost in the Machine
All Lawrence Shepard wants is for Miranda's ghost to leave him be and defeat Cerberus and the Reapers. But in a world where a corpse can be transformed back into a man and AIs can fall in love, the lines between living and dead can be blurry.

And, yes, Miranda is dead. Keep reading.

[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
M: Are you hungry Shepard?

S: Mmmm, what's on the menu?

M: *Begins to unzip her suit*

S: My favorite.


I'm going to hell, aren't I?

This at 1:14

Kinky food sex, I never would've guessed.

Its always the quiet ones with fedoras sitting at their desks.

It always turns out the same way, every time!

At first he seems like a nice guy, but then it just turns out that he-

No, I'm not going to finish that.

I thought I was the adventerous sort, but I'd never use a banana like that. Well not a fourth time anyway.

That should be the outgoing message on my voicemail.

[AgitatedLemon]

Yes, it should.

[CrutchCricket]

I approve of all of this. I approve it so hard...

No, wait come back! I didn't mean it like that!

[android654]

jtav wrote...

I bring fic

Ghost in the Machine
All Lawrence Shepard wants is for Miranda's ghost to leave him be and defeat Cerberus and the Reapers. But in a world where a corpse can be transformed back into a man and AIs can fall in love, the lines between living and dead can be blurry.

And, yes, Miranda is dead. Keep reading.

Is it crammed with spoilers or is that the only one?

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Hehehehe >

Edit:  by android654

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 janvier 2012 - 03:02 .

[AgitatedLemon]

CrutchCricket wrote...

I approve of all of this. I approve it so hard...

No, wait come back! I didn't mean it like that!

God what is wrong with us?

[jtav]

android654 wrote...

jtav wrote...

I bring fic

Ghost in the Machine
All Lawrence Shepard wants is for Miranda's ghost to leave him be and defeat Cerberus and the Reapers. But in a world where a corpse can be transformed back into a man and AIs can fall in love, the lines between living and dead can be blurry.

And, yes, Miranda is dead. Keep reading.

Is it crammed with spoilers or is that the only one?

Stuffed to the gills, though I've taken many liberties.

[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

I approve of all of this. I approve it so hard...

No, wait come back! I didn't mean it like that!

God what is wrong with us?

Nothing, I think. That's what it sounds like in my head most of the time.

[flemm]

schemata wrote...
think so? thatd be good news. And usually btw, always seem to agree with your opinion, even if it wasnt my opinion before I read it.

There has been a lot of talk of you having the option to make Shep more emotional this time around, and leaked dialog supports that idea. So... I think so.

And thanks, by the way, you seem like quite a thoughtful individual, so I will take that as a compliment



And now... back to bananas

Or whatever.

Modifié par flemm, 19 janvier 2012 - 03:03 .

[AgitatedLemon]

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

I approve of all of this. I approve it so hard...

No, wait come back! I didn't mean it like that!

God what is wrong with us?

Nothing, I think. That's what it sounds like in my head most of the time.

How did we even start on with this?

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

^ What? We can't help but L<3VE Miri:wub:!

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 janvier 2012 - 03:07 .

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

^ What? We can't help but L<3VE Miri:wub:!

What? No, not that--

I take it you weren't here for the kitchen pictures.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

No! I was. Kinky Kitchen and Food Sex with Miri. We Deserve that, AND MUCH MORE!

[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

I approve of all of this. I approve it so hard...

No, wait come back! I didn't mean it like that!

God what is wrong with us?

Nothing, I think. That's what it sounds like in my head most of the time.

How did we even start on with this?

I'm not sure. but like I said this is how sunday morning looks from inside my head.

[CrutchCricket]

Lemon posted the kitchen pic with a sexual angle. I made a food joke.

Put the two together...

Told you it was every nerd's dream.

[AgitatedLemon]

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

I approve of all of this. I approve it so hard...

No, wait come back! I didn't mean it like that!

God what is wrong with us?

Nothing, I think. That's what it sounds like in my head most of the time.

How did we even start on with this?

I'm not sure. but like I said this is how sunday morning looks from inside my head.

[AgitatedLemon]

CrutchCricket wrote...

Lemon posted the kitchen pic with a sexual angle. I made a food joke.

Put the two together...

Told you it was every nerd's dream.

You made a food joke, I made the food sex joke.

I'm going to hell now, aren't I?

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Waking up on any nice planet in the Morning, smelling good food, and seeing Miri cooking Breakfast.

NO NO! Better yet, we cook Breakfast for Miri (Eggs, bacon, etc), and bring it too her in the Bedroom when she wakes up, Good Morning, and Happy Birthday Miri!" *give Miri kiss*<3.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 janvier 2012 - 03:15 .

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Waking up on any nice planet in the Morning, smelling good food, and seeing Miri cooking Breakfast.

NO NO! Better yet, we cook Breakfast for Miri (Eggs, bacon, etc), and bring it too her in the Bedroom when she wakes up, Good Morning, and Happy Birthday Miri!" *give Miri kiss*<3.

I know of a movie reference for ANY situation.

[CrutchCricket]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

Lemon posted the kitchen pic with a sexual angle. I made a food joke.

Put the two together...

Told you it was every nerd's dream.

You made a food joke, I made the food sex joke.

I'm going to hell now, aren't I?

Just nerd hell though. It's super bright, there's always someone who vaguely looks like your mother telling you to go outside and the internet is only 56k