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[PMC65]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

STOP BICKERING! Miri would NOT Approve! You do NOT want her to go on her bad side, do you?

No, I don't want to get on her bad side.

I do! I do! Cause when she's good ... she's good. But when she's bad ... she's even better!

Oh, you mean grumpy side. Never mind.

[AgitatedLemon]

PMC65 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

STOP BICKERING! Miri would NOT Approve! You do NOT want her to go on her bad side, do you?

No, I don't want to get on her bad side.

I do! I do! Cause when she's good ... she's good. But when she's bad ... she's even better!

Oh, you mean grumpy side. Never mind.

Bad as in angry, not bad as in...

Well, I don't think she'd be bad at that either.

[Swaggacide]

I really hope the Bioware doesn't forget the ME2 characters in ME3

[AgitatedLemon]

Swaggacide wrote...

Swallow. She is freaky but in a good way

I was talking about her and toothpaste. 

Why would you swallow toothpaste, isn't that bad for you?

[AgitatedLemon]

Swaggacide wrote...

I really hope the Bioware doesn't forget the ME2 characters in ME3

If Legion and Mordin are any indication, they haven't.

Then again, not every ME2 character was super important.

[Swaggacide]

I just had a dinner date with Kelly. Is Miranda going to kill me when she finds out?

[AgitatedLemon]

Swaggacide wrote...

I just had a dinner date with Kelly. Is Miranda going to kill me when she finds out?

Yes. 

You're better off getting with Morinth, after Miranda is done with you.

Critical mission failure.

She's going to beat you over the head with her hat rack.

[Swaggacide]

I'm hiding in my cabin

[AgitatedLemon]

Swaggacide wrote...

I'm hiding in my cabin

She has an extra key.

[Swaggacide]

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

If you make Miri mad she'll probably, since she MOST LIKELY shares the Captain's Quarters with you, make you sleep on the floor in the CIC, with no pillow nor blanket.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 24 janvier 2012 - 06:23 .

[AgitatedLemon]

Swaggacide wrote...

She's like the Boogeyman. You can hide from her...

Actually, no, you can't.

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

If you make Miri mad she'll probably, since she MST LIKELY shares the Captain's Quarters with you, make you sleep on the floor in the CIC, with no pillow nor blanket.

Or clothes.

With the air conditioner on.

During winter.

TORMENT UNLIKE ANY YOU'VE EVER KNOWN

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 24 janvier 2012 - 06:25 .

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

^ You're on the Normandy.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 24 janvier 2012 - 06:28 .

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

^ Your on the Normandy.

Weather simulator.

Set to winter.

TORMENT.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

I don't think that there is one.

[AgitatedLemon]

She will have you begging for forgiveness once it's over.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Making Love to Miri in Zero-G. Now that should be VERY pleasurable<3.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 24 janvier 2012 - 06:30 .

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

I don't think that there is one.

Fine.

She drops you off on Alchera, that arctic planet where Shepard's corpse was found.

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Making Love to Miri in Zero-G. Now that should be VERY pleasurable<3.

And you were telling me to cool it down with spit or swallow.

And that wasn't even sexual.

[Swaggacide]

Since Miranda my woman I'm totally more scared of her being angry then any Reaper and what will she do to Kelly?

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

I didn't know that you were just talking about tooth paste.

Just imagine: The Captain's Quarters, where she sits. You surprise her by shutting down the High Mass Field (Which Simulates Artificial Gravity) in the cabin. lol.

Moving towards Miri as you both are ascending in Weightlessness, Then you make love to her<3.

I don't care if I posted this fantasy in Public. I wasn't graphic.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 24 janvier 2012 - 06:35 .

[AgitatedLemon]

Swaggacide wrote...

Since Miranda my woman I'm totally more scared of her being angry then any Reaper and what will she do to Kelly?

Flay her alive.

With her mind.

[Swaggacide]

I will just lock my cabin door and hide under my bed.

[AgitatedLemon]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

I didn't know that you were just talking about tooth paste.

Just imagine: The Captain's Quarters, where she sits. You surprise her by shutting down the High Mass Field (Which Simulates Artificial Gravity) in the cabin. lol.

Moving towards Miri as you both are ascending in Weightlessness, Then you make love to her.

... Just... Whatever you do, don't pull out. Don't need Shepard's... vanilla icing floating away.

It isn't like she can get pregnant anyway.