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"I'll always want you in my life." Miranda Lawson in Mass Effect 3


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#30176
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Mannie Phresh wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Mannie Phresh wrote...

any man not down for bikini fighting with miranda and ashley is an elitist or has different attractions and theirs nothing wrong with that if thats the case.


Are you by any chance retarded?

Do you not know what an elitist is?

yeah you. or your a **** which is totally ok if you are.


I'm going to drop it.

I don't like insulting people who are mentally deficient.

#30177
AgitatedLemon

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MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Miri in a Bikini....<3

*At the Beach*

Miri: "Shepard, my eyes are up here!"

Shepard: "Sorry >.>"


S: What? Well what have I been looking at this whole time?

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 25 janvier 2012 - 05:50 .


#30178
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Yeah. After the Reaper War, Miri and Shepard have a Life as a Wonderful Couple. They have just Finished a Mission and they are taking a break at the Beach. Miri couldn't help but take out a Data Pad and start debriefing for a new Mission. Miri is in a Wonderfully Tight Black One Piece bathing suit with Sun glasses and one of those large straw hats women would wear at the Beach.

Shepard cannot help but look down at Miri's Cleavage instead of focusing on the Debrieing.:D

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 25 janvier 2012 - 05:54 .


#30179
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But wouldn't she want Shepard admire her body. Well all know Miranda has a fine body, and Miranda is Shepards girlfriend so what if he checks her out.

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...I think I've walked in at an odd time.

#30181
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MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Yeah. After the Reaper War, Miri and Shepard have a Life as a Wonderful Couple. They have just Finished a Mission and they are taking a break at the Beach. Miri couldn't help but take out a Data Pad and start debriefing for a new Mission. Miri is in a Wonderfully Tight Black One Piece bathing suit with Sun glasses and one of those large straw hats women would wear at the Beach.

Shepard cannot help but look down at Miri's Cleavage instead of focusing on the Debrieing.:D


@bold- Ironically enough, Shepard's the one giving the debrief.

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Swaggacide wrote...

But wouldn't she want Shepard admire her body. Well all know Miranda has a fine body, and Miranda is Shepards girlfriend so what if he checks her out.


Well she is in another Debriefing for another Mission and Wants Shepard to focus.

#30183
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NEVER break up with Miri! She will forever hunt you down! 

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 25 janvier 2012 - 06:02 .


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MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Swaggacide wrote...

But wouldn't she want Shepard admire her body. Well all know Miranda has a fine body, and Miranda is Shepards girlfriend so what if he checks her out.


Well she is in another Debriefing for another Mission and Wants Shepard to focus.


<Wants Shepard to focus.
<Walks in wearing a sultry bathing suit

Miranda is a master troll.

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...No, she won't. Don't make her sound like some obssessed teenager.

#30186
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You would make her very Angry, and sad.

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I treat Miri with the most sincere respect but my Shepard and her are in love so her wearing a bathing suit for him seems ok to me.

#30188
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Swaggacide wrote...

I treat Miri with the most sincere respect but my Shepard and her are in love so her wearing a bathing suit for him seems ok to me.


Especially when it's during the mission debrief.

*Aboard the Normandy, Grunt and Garrus are present.

S: So, any closing thoughts? Any ideas on how we can improve?

*Miranda walks in wearing a bathing suit*

M: Did I miss anything?

S: *Grumble grumble, looks up* What were you saying? 

M: Shepard, why do you have your combat knife in your pocket?

S: Huh *Looks down*:blink::? Damn it.

Gar: Ha! I think he wants to show you his reach, Miranda.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 25 janvier 2012 - 06:19 .


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Lemon that is hilarious

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

Swaggacide wrote...

I treat Miri with the most sincere respect but my Shepard and her are in love so her wearing a bathing suit for him seems ok to me.


Especially when it's during the mission debrief.

*Aboard the Normandy, Grunt and Garrus are present.

S: So, any closing thoughts? Any ideas on how we can improve?

*Miranda walks in wearing a bathing suit*

M: Did I miss anything?

S: *Grumble grumble, looks up* What were you saying? 

M: Shepard, why do you have your combat knife in your pocket?

S: Huh *Looks down*:blink::? Damn it.

Gar: Ha! I think he wants to show you his reach, Miranda.




:lol:

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Hey Lemon and MEFan
What major decisions did you choose in ME2 (Canon Shepard only)
Destroy or rewrite geth?
Keep base or destroy?
Kill or let Maelon live?
Kill Sidonis or let him live?
Morinth or Samara?
Encourage or discourage quarian/geth war?
Tell me anything else I forgot. Anyone else that wants to answer this go ahead please

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 In all seriousness though, Miranda deserves nothing but the utmost respect. But in the context of the romance, Shepard and Miranda are... dating (For lack of a better term), so he can see her wearing... less than usual, and vice versa.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 25 janvier 2012 - 06:27 .


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Swaggacide wrote...

Hey Lemon and MEFan
What major decisions did you choose in ME2 (Canon Shepard only)
Destroy or rewrite geth?
Keep base or destroy?
Kill or let Maelon live?
Kill Sidonis or let him live?
Morinth or Samara?
Encourage or discourage quarian/geth war?
Tell me anything else I forgot. Anyone else that wants to answer this go ahead please


1. Rewrite
2. Destroy (I headcanon out the awful in-game reasoning)
3. Live
4. Live (I see it as the more sadistic option)
5. Samara
6. Discourage

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MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

You would make her very Angry, and sad.

Somehow, I doubt you watched the break up scene with Miranda in the game before making assumptions. And I do mean the break up scene after the romance has been locked on.

Yes, you can see Miranda is very sad but she is not angry and she is not one to stay where she is not wanted.
Of course, the game doesn't take into account wether Shepard and Miranda have already slept together in which case, I can only imagine her words would have been a lot harsher.

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Swaggacide wrote...

Hey Lemon and MEFan
What major decisions did you choose in ME2 (Canon Shepard only)
Destroy or rewrite geth?
Keep base or destroy?
Kill or let Maelon live?
Kill Sidonis or let him live?
Morinth or Samara?
Encourage or discourage quarian/geth war?
Tell me anything else I forgot. Anyone else that wants to answer this go ahead please


Rewrite
Destroy
Maelon Lives
Sidonis Lives
Samara
Discourage
Let Vido go and Saved People
Destroyed Mass Relay

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Swaggacide wrote...

Hey Lemon and MEFan
What major decisions did you choose in ME2 (Canon Shepard only)
Destroy or rewrite geth?
Keep base or destroy?
Kill or let Maelon live?
Kill Sidonis or let him live?
Morinth or Samara?
Encourage or discourage quarian/geth war?
Tell me anything else I forgot. Anyone else that wants to answer this go ahead please


Rewrite geth
Destroy base
Killed maelon
Killed sidonis
Samara always (next most useful squad mate IMO)
Discourage war 

#30197
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MisterJB wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

You would make her very Angry, and sad.

Somehow, I doubt you watched the break up scene with Miranda in the game before making assumptions. And I do mean the break up scene after the romance has been locked on.

Yes, you can see Miranda is very sad but she is not angry and she is not one to stay where she is not wanted.
Of course, the game doesn't take into account wether Shepard and Miranda have already slept together in which case, I can only imagine her words would have been a lot harsher.


PLEASE Note That I Would NEVER Break Up With Miri!

#30198
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MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

MisterJB wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

You would make her very Angry, and sad.

Somehow, I doubt you watched the break up scene with Miranda in the game before making assumptions. And I do mean the break up scene after the romance has been locked on.

Yes, you can see Miranda is very sad but she is not angry and she is not one to stay where she is not wanted.
Of course, the game doesn't take into account wether Shepard and Miranda have already slept together in which case, I can only imagine her words would have been a lot harsher.


PLEASE Note That I Would NEVER Break Up With Miri!

We know :P

#30199
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MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

MisterJB wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

You would make her very Angry, and sad.

Somehow, I doubt you watched the break up scene with Miranda in the game before making assumptions. And I do mean the break up scene after the romance has been locked on.

Yes, you can see Miranda is very sad but she is not angry and she is not one to stay where she is not wanted.
Of course, the game doesn't take into account wether Shepard and Miranda have already slept together in which case, I can only imagine her words would have been a lot harsher.


PLEASE Note That I Would NEVER Break Up With Miri!


I did it once. I shut my game off before the dialogue ended, so it didn't save.

Then I promptly ran into a corner and cried.

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I love when on Mordin's LM when Shepard chooses the renegade option and calls the Urdnot Scout a Vorcha. "Your just going to lie there in the mud like a Vorcha? Huh, Vorcha" lolol so funny