Hey guys I just wanted to drop this off. It's something I made back when ME2 came out, it's not great or anything, but I thought I'd just show it. I posted it in the original Miranda thread a long time ago, but, well anyway here y'go. That's all.
I wanna use it. <3<3<3<3:O
I asked first! No fair! Don't make me go all Ashley on you! I ain't scared neither!! *gets AR*
This goes with what I had thought up for her intro:
"Your fighting Cerberus troopers and out of no where this elite appears and kills the troopers with a combination of biotics and guns with acrobatics. As the squad is momentarily confused over what just happened, the elite takes off her helmet shakes her head to let down her hair. Squadmate asks "Who is that?" OR "Look who it is" and Shepard responds with a smile: "Miranda..."'
I don't know. Would it be so bad if Liara, Miranda and Shepard had a threesome?
And now, I'm going to sound very unmanly and say "Yes". I lost a lot of respect for Liara when she didn't follow Ashley's example and dumped Shepard when he suggested a threesome. Asari, I guess.
This goes with what I had thought up for her intro:
"Your fighting Cerberus troopers and out of no where this elite appears and kills the troopers with a combination of biotics and guns with acrobatics. As the squad is momentarily confused over what just happened, the elite takes off her helmet shakes her head to let down her hair. Squadmate asks "Who is that?" OR "Look who it is" and Shepard responds with a smile: "Miranda..."'
I don't know. Would it be so bad if Liara, Miranda and Shepard had a threesome?
And now, I'm going to sound very unmanly and say "Yes". I lost a lot of respect for Liara when she didn't follow Ashley's example and dumped Shepard when he suggested a threesome. Asari, I guess.
Yeah... Given the fact that Miranda won't share either. Too bad for maleshep. He'll just have to keep that fantasy to himself.
This goes with what I had thought up for her intro:
"Your fighting Cerberus troopers and out of no where this elite appears and kills the troopers with a combination of biotics and guns with acrobatics. As the squad is momentarily confused over what just happened, the elite takes off her helmet shakes her head to let down her hair. Squadmate asks "Who is that?" OR "Look who it is" and Shepard responds with a smile: "Miranda..."'
@JB that's one of the many reasons why Liara gets "cheated" on in ME2. The major reason being Miranda. It was an emotionally abusive relationship. She comes of as too damn clingy. And I don't at all doubt Liara would be down for it. She is a maiden after all.
enayasoul wrote... Yeah... Given the fact that Miranda won't share either. Too bad for maleshep.
Miranda: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy couple? It changes everything! You'd have to grow a moustache, we'd have to get new friends. We'd have to get orgy friends and you know I can't stand Jack and Kelly!
naledgeborn wrote...
The major reason being Miranda. It was an emotionally abusive relationship. She comes of as too damn clingy. .
Not sure I'd go that far but I agree with the clingy.
This goes with what I had thought up for her intro:
"Your fighting Cerberus troopers and out of no where this elite appears and kills the troopers with a combination of biotics and guns with acrobatics. As the squad is momentarily confused over what just happened, the elite takes off her helmet shakes her head to let down her hair. Squadmate asks "Who is that?" OR "Look who it is" and Shepard responds with a smile: "Miranda..."'
enayasoul wrote... Yeah... Given the fact that Miranda won't share either. Too bad for maleshep.
Miranda: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy couple? It changes everything! You'd have to grow a moustache, we'd have to get new friends. We'd have to get orgy friends and you know I can't stand Jack and Kelly!
naledgeborn wrote...
The major reason being Miranda. It was an emotionally abusive relationship. She comes of as too damn clingy. .
Not sure I'd go that far but I agree with the clingy.
hahahaha. Yeah... staying far, far away from Kelly! And Jack.
MisterJB wrote... Miranda: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy couple? It changes everything! You'd have to grow a moustache, we'd have to get new friends. We'd have to get orgy friends and you know I can't stand Jack and Kelly!
naledgeborn wrote...
LOL
It's nice to see some Seinfeld fans here...
Anyway I have this scene playing in my head with regards to the court hearings: (This is a just-for-fun scene I thought up when I was watching an episode of Sienfeld last night.)
Prosecutor: "You were working with Cerberus, not only that but you were romantically involved with one of their Operatives!"
*shows Miranda picture*
People at the proceedings gasp, if you had Ashley as your LI you see her either facepalm or roll her eyes at you.
One of Shepards responses (probably Renegade) could be:
Shepard: "I just want to make one thing clear here. They're real and they're spectacular!"
MisterJB wrote... Miranda: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy couple? It changes everything! You'd have to grow a moustache, we'd have to get new friends. We'd have to get orgy friends and you know I can't stand Jack and Kelly!
naledgeborn wrote...
LOL
It's nice to see some Seinfeld fans here...
Anyway I have this scene playing in my head with regards to the court hearings: (This is a just-for-fun scene I thought up when I was watching an episode of Sienfeld last night.)
Prosecutor: "You were working with Cerberus, not only that but you were romantically involved with one of their Operatives!"
*shows Miranda picture*
People at the proceedings gasp, if you had Ashley as your LI you see her either facepalm or roll her eyes at you.
One of Shepards responses (probably Renegade) could be:
Shepard: "I just want to make one thing clear here. They're real and they're spectacular!"
lol and garrus is sitting behind him and yells "high five! what? humans dont do that anymore" then sits down.
Miranda has to be a squadmate. Bioware already slapped in the face once by taking our first love-interest out of the party, now we get involved with another and we have to worry about it happening to us again!
twitter.com/#!/macwalterslives/status/88108852721090560 "I was just wondering, on ME3 do specific writers write for specific characters? Or is it a free-for-all?" "We generally break the work in to levels & major characters. If someone else's character is in our level, we do the first pass."
Miranda has to be a squadmate. Bioware already slapped in the face once by taking our first love-interest out of the party, now we get involved with another and we have to worry about it happening to us again!
BW is doesn't lack intellect (for lack of words).
I would like for her to be a perm squadmate; however, if there's a good reason that she must be otherwise, I think they'll be quite thorough with it. They did say your squad won't work like it did in ME2. I'm confident they won't screw us over as they realize how popular Miranda is. Just be patient. In the meantime, keep the discussions about Miranda going. We'll find out what she'll be up to in due time!