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[redBadger14]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

pretty sure Miri would dump you for being a lunatic

[android654]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

You know you're not competing with Jacob, right? He won, he got there first.

[AgitatedLemon]

jreezy wrote...

MACharlie1 wrote...

Concerning the leak: cool your nips people. As evidenced by our recent revelation of the Kaidan dialog which was NOT in the leak. Because of this, I'd say there is an even greater chance for more Miranda dialog. Apparently, her and Thane have the biggest roles (of ME2 exclusive characters) in the game.

And I'm out before someone starts ****ing about how Miranda "deserves" an even biggerer role then Thane....

What is this recent Kaidan dialogue you speak of?

S/S romance talks between Kaidan and manShep.

[Milan92]

Lmao this thread has become so crazy! xD

[AgitatedLemon]

android654 wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

You know you're not competing with Jacob, right? He won, he got there first.

Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 24 février 2012 - 05:15 .

[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...
Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

redBadger14 wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

This pic makes me laugh every time. 

[Spanky Magoo]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

LOL  Your shepards nickname isnt Buffalo by chance is it?

[redBadger14]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

redBadger14 wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

*snip*

This pic makes me laugh every time. 

Thats the spirit! 

Modifié par redBadger14, 24 février 2012 - 05:19 .

[AgitatedLemon]

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

Proof?

(Actual proof, not another of your idiotic "funny" hypotheticals)

[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

Proof?

(Actual proof, not another of your idiotic "funny" hypotheticals)

Mass Effect 3

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Spanky Magoo wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

LOL  Your shepards nickname isnt Buffalo by chance is it?

No.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

redBadger14 wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

This pic makes me laugh every time. 

your a cool guy when your chill like this and can take a joke

[AgitatedLemon]

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

Proof?

(Actual proof, not another of your idiotic "funny" hypotheticals)

Mass Effect 3

So Miranda, in ME3, doesn't show an interest in wanting to stick with Shepard? Mind you, the dialogue I have here with me says otherwise.

Do elaborate.

[redBadger14]

 Going to have to call it a night, but it was a good discussion at certain points. Goodnight everyone. 

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

Proof?

(Actual proof, not another of your idiotic "funny" hypotheticals)

Mass Effect 3

So Miranda, in ME3, doesn't show an interest in wanting to stick with Shepard? Mind you, the dialogue I have here with me says otherwise.

Do elaborate.

She knows you didnt watch Chuck

[enayasoul]

android654 wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

android654 wrote...


Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you whats going on. And what is going on is an orgy involving Miranda an ex-boyfriend, aliens and a bi-curious Japanese girl. Those are all positives if you ask me.

I'll throw Jacob off the Citadel Tower where the Council is, cut the tenticles off the Hanar, and tell Kasumi to get the hell out.

You know you're not competing with Jacob, right? He won, he got there first.

Yeah, there's that interesting picture of Miranda and Jacob on some ship getting it on... can't remember where I found that fan made picture...sadly enough. 

I did find this video... Tali and Shepard play poker with the engineering crew!  I can't believe I've never seen this in the game.  Makes me wonder what else I've missed! www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par enayasoul, 24 février 2012 - 05:27 .

[android654]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...
Too bad Jacob sucks and got dumped by Miranda. For all we know, there may not have even been anything happening. 

Clearly Shepard isn't competing, because he can manage to meet Miranda's expectations and get her to confess feelings for him.

Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

Proof?

(Actual proof, not another of your idiotic "funny" hypotheticals)

Mass Effect 3

So Miranda, in ME3, doesn't show an interest in wanting to stick with Shepard? Mind you, the dialogue I have here with me says otherwise.

Do elaborate.

How do I put this. From that dialogue it's clear Shepard suffers from the same thing Jacob did. He's far more interested in her than she is in him. If that were to continue, then it would be a definite deal breaker for Miranda. I'm more than certain it's the same thing that happened to Jacob and her. The only imbalance between the two is Jacob's better looking than any Shepard can be made to look and then there's their body's to account for.

[enayasoul]

I have to disagree, Jacob's pretty well... I'll be nice and say he's doesn't fit my taste. I think Thane is a bit more attractive than Jacob. I make my maleshep look damn sexy.

[AgitatedLemon]

enayasoul wrote...

I have to disagree, Jacob's pretty well... I'll be nice and say he's doesn't fit my taste. I think Thane is a bit more attractive than Jacob. I make my maleshep look damn sexy.

Ehh, I just roll default Shepard. His face is higher res than all of the customs anyway.

I will be honest about Jacob though. I don't like him, but I don't dislike him either. He's a... nothing. There's nothing to the guy. At all. All he does is try to avoid conversations.

[Td1984]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

android654 wrote...

It's not so bad. Ash is super cool. It's like every role Michelle Rodriguez has played except more laid back with a compilation of Oscar Wilde's poems.

Yeah.

Then she accused you of treason and said you could be working for the enemy. Not to mention her getting pissy at you "not calling", despite being... dead.

Truth is Shep could've contacted her once reaching the SR-2 (since things quieted down a tad at that point and they would've had a way to contact her).

[MisterJB]

android654 wrote...
Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

If you are really going to attack the Miranda romance based on this, there is a lot that can be said about Ashley's in ME2 and Jacob's in ME3.

android654 wrote...

How do I put this. From that dialogue it's clear Shepard suffers from the same thing Jacob did. He's far more interested in her than she is in him.

Now, that's just not true.
I admit Miranda's dialogue can be improved however, it is obvious that she has very strong feelings for Shepard from just those lines in the leak.
She even says "I love you " under certain circunstances.

android654 wrote...
The only imbalance between the two is Jacob's better looking than any Shepard can be made to look and then there's their body's to account for.

Beauty is completely subjective.
And here's more inbalance, Shepard is a leader, an Alpha Male, he has that "Fire" that Miranda appreciates.
Not to mention that his accomplishments dwarf Jacob's.

[AgitatedLemon]

MisterJB wrote...

android654 wrote...
Just not enough feelings to stick around him.

If you are really going to attack the Miranda romance based on this, there is a lot that can be said about Ashley's in ME2 and Jacob's in ME3.

android654 wrote...

How do I put this. From that dialogue it's clear Shepard suffers from the same thing Jacob did. He's far more interested in her than she is in him.

Now, that's just not true.
I admit Miranda's dialogue can be improved however, it is obvious that she has very strong feelings for Shepard from just those lines in the leak.
She even says "I love you " under certain circunstances.

android654 wrote...
The only imbalance between the two is Jacob's better looking than any Shepard can be made to look and then there's their body's to account for.

Beauty is completely subjective.
And here's more inbalance, Shepard is a leader, an Alpha Male, he has that "Fire" that Miranda appreciates.
Not to mention that his accomplishments dwarf Jacob's.

Thank you. More PC than I could have worded it, too.