82210 réponses à ce sujet

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

If Miri says she want kids before your ready what will you tell her?

[Jynthor]

I'd probably just skin him alive and bathe him in salt before setting him on fire.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@Jynthor
Good man

[AgitatedLemon]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

If Miri says she want kids before your ready what will you tell her?

IMO, Miranda wouldn't want children so long as she's in her current line of work.

With that in mind... I'm not sure. Certainly by the time ME3 is over (Not counting the retarded endings), Shepard is a celebrity, and loaded with money. He's certainly able to support a family, at least financially. It depends on why Shepard isn't ready.

[AgitatedLemon]

Jynthor wrote...

I'd probably just skin him alive and bathe him in salt before setting him on fire.

He'd be dead from the skinning, so all you're doing is wasting salt and whatever you used to ignite the fire.

[Melra]

Jynthor wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Melrache wrote...

Jynthor wrote...

Someone should seriously make crossover concept art of Miranda wearing a StarCraft Ghost outfit.

This, this and this. I said it back in the ME2 thread already I think, though there different concepts for the female Ghost armor, but Nova's is probably most known.

I forgot about Nova. Nova is a good pick too.

Never seen any female Ghost besides Kerrigan and Nova, although when I think of female Ghosts Nova's armor comes to mind first.

I really like the armor, I use it in Fallout 3/New vegas.
I just tell myself the Enclave made it in F3 and that I found it in the Old World Blues DLC for FNV.

The middle one is male obviously, I am not sure if the left one is Ghost or a Specter. Still would work imo, bit like the nanosuits in Crysis. I looove dem scifi suits.

[Skullheart]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

Another Random Question:
If Kai Lengs kills Miranda and you got your hands on him. Would you kill
him or torture or if something different tell me what

I will do something like what Jack Bauer did to Tokarev in the final season of 24.

You can see it here.

Modifié par Skullheart, 26 février 2012 - 12:03 .

[AgitatedLemon]

Melrache wrote...



The middle one is male obviously, I am not sure if the left one is Ghost or a Specter. Still would work imo, bit like the nanosuits in Crysis. I looove dem scifi suits.

The one on the left just resembles a Nemesis from the ME3 MP, just with a low cut top and exposed skin on the arms. The right picture more resembles the Crysis nanosuit, what with it's muscle-weave textures and light grey finish.

[Td1984]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

Another Random Question: If Kai Lengs kills Miranda and you got your hands on him. Would you kill him or torture or if something different tell me what

/sadistic torture mode [ON]

Hang him (by his wrists) over a bottle of bleach, and force feed him gallons upon gallons of water. Since he's being force fed water, he's going to have to pee eventually. The thing about the bleach is that, the chlorine in the bleach will mix with the ammonia/sulfur in urine, and as we all know, chlorine+ammonia = sulfur mustard, known in WW1 as mustard gas.

So he can die 1 of 3 ways. A slow, very painful death from the mustard gas, or a very painful death from an exploding bladder. If neither of those do the trick, then he'll die from the water oversaturating (effectively "drowning") his organs.

/sadistic torture mode [OFF]

Now that you've explained what it would do, I like the way you think. Though I'd take it one step further. I'd have my alien squaddies carry it out while I supervised.

Modifié par Td1984, 26 février 2012 - 12:02 .

[Jynthor]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Jynthor wrote...

I'd probably just skin him alive and bathe him in salt before setting him on fire.

He'd be dead from the skinning, so all you're doing is wasting salt and whatever you used to ignite the fire.

Deus ex machina: Medi gel.

Modifié par Jynthor, 26 février 2012 - 12:02 .

[AgitatedLemon]

Jynthor wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Jynthor wrote...

I'd probably just skin him alive and bathe him in salt before setting him on fire.

He'd be dead from the skinning, so all you're doing is wasting salt and whatever you used to ignite the fire.

Deus ex machina: Medi gel.

Medi-gel wouldn't help anyone survive a skinning, much like how it wouldn't help someone who's been decapitated or bisected.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 26 février 2012 - 12:07 .

[AgitatedLemon]

Td1984 wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

Another Random Question: If Kai Lengs kills Miranda and you got your hands on him. Would you kill him or torture or if something different tell me what

/sadistic torture mode [ON]

Hang him (by his wrists) over a bottle of bleach, and force feed him gallons upon gallons of water. Since he's being force fed water, he's going to have to pee eventually. The thing about the bleach is that, the chlorine in the bleach will mix with the ammonia/sulfur in urine, and as we all know, chlorine+ammonia = sulfur mustard, known in WW1 as mustard gas.

So he can die 1 of 3 ways. A slow, very painful death from the mustard gas, or a very painful death from an exploding bladder. If neither of those do the trick, then he'll die from the water oversaturating (effectively "drowning") his organs.

/sadistic torture mode [OFF]

Now that you've explained what it would do, I like the way you think. Though I'd take it one step further. I'd have my alien squaddies carry it out while I supervised.

Not for me. "Close and personal" is my motto.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@Lemon
You could just deprive him of cereal and eat his stash

[TomY90]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

If Miri says she want kids before your ready what will you tell her?

If she did I would say I support you on having a child, but not right now there is too much at stake for us to think about children yet, but once all of this is over then we can seriously talk about children.

But too be honest during ME3 she might mention it at best but she will defintely say not right now but once everything is over (unless she is worried than you won't surive and once one night with you before you go to fight)

[AgitatedLemon]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

@Lemon
You could just deprive him of cereal and eat his stash

Of course. It isn't torture unless there's a healthy dose of psychological torment involved.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 26 février 2012 - 12:10 .

[Little Red Corvette]

Miranda doesn't condone torture. I would just generate a tiny mass effect field in his head and very slowly expan it until his head burst.
I think that would do the trick.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@Lemon
Shepard: *Shepard eating Kai Lengs cereal* Mmmmmm so good and all part of a healthy breakfast
Kai: You bastard!

[AgitatedLemon]

TomY90 wrote...

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

If Miri says she want kids before your ready what will you tell her?

If she did I would say I support you on having a child, but not right now there is too much at stake for us to think about children yet, but once all of this is over then we can seriously talk about children.

But too be honest during ME3 she might mention it at best but she will defintely say not right now but once everything is over (unless she is worried than you won't surive and once one night with you before you go to fight)

Another good point (I should have included in my post earlier). With the whole "interplanetary apocalypse" thing going on, it's probably not the best time to conceive. She may mention the possibility once or twice, but no action would be taken during the game. If she wanted children after everything is settled down though, then by all means, Shepard and Miranda can have children.

@bold- If there was a sex scene with Miranda in ME3, this is what I would place it in, in terms of context.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 26 février 2012 - 12:17 .

[Jynthor]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Jynthor wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Jynthor wrote...

I'd probably just skin him alive and bathe him in salt before setting him on fire.

He'd be dead from the skinning, so all you're doing is wasting salt and whatever you used to ignite the fire.

Deus ex machina: Medi gel.

Medi-gel wouldn't help anyone survive a skinning, much like how it wouldn't help someone who's been decapitated or bisected.

Please, this is Mass Effect, it is so utterly avoid of logic I don't really care either way.
Thus I would be able to skin him, slap some medi gel onto him, bathe him in salt and then set him on fire.

[AgitatedLemon]

Little Red Corvette wrote...

Miranda doesn't condone torture. I would just generate a tiny mass effect field in his head and very slowly expan it until his head burst.
I think that would do the trick.

I'm going to steal a couple of lines from Garrus' LM.

"I'm not sure. But I wouldn't let it change me."

"I would have said the same thing before it actually happened to me."

Everyone, Shepard included, needs to let his sadistic side out, especially on the man who murdered his lover.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 26 février 2012 - 12:17 .

[MisterJB]

On the subject of Kaidan, there is a difference between someone being controlled and dislike hurting people and a wimp.

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

Another Random Question: If Kai Lengs kills Miranda and you got your hands on him. Would you kill him or torture or if something different tell me what

My Shepard would do to Kai Leng what Michonne did to The Governor in "The Walking Dead #33". Just worse.
I could give a description but it might be too gruesome for the forums.

[Little Red Corvette]

@Lemon
Especially considering she's dead.
I'm not sure Shepard would care anymore if he tortured anyone or not.

[AgitatedLemon]

Little Red Corvette wrote...

@Lemon
Especially considering she's dead.
I'm not sure Shepard would care anymore if he tortured anyone or not.

Funny enough, the Shepard in the story I'm writing (See my signature, it's been pretty well received thus far) is emotionally dead at this point.

[shepardthebest]

I don't know what you think but if miri dies I like that shepard also dies