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[dtrain24]

o Ventus wrote...

Passing out in the bathroom with that turian using the urinal.

I can only imagine what a romanced Miranda's thoughts would be on the matter.

Well...she is there when Shepard comes to.

"Dammit, I spent two years of my life bringing him back to do THIS?"
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And oooh! I like this screenshot! First time I ever saw it also!

Modifié par dtrain24, 22 juin 2012 - 02:44 .

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

Passing out in the bathroom with that turian using the urinal.

I can only imagine what a romanced Miranda's thoughts would be on the matter.

Well...she is there when Shepard comes to.

How long was Shepard even passed out for anyway? Minutes? Hours? Was Miranda and the other squadmate just sitting there idly?

[dtrain24]

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

Passing out in the bathroom with that turian using the urinal.

I can only imagine what a romanced Miranda's thoughts would be on the matter.

Well...she is there when Shepard comes to.

How long was Shepard even passed out for anyway? Minutes? Hours? Was Miranda and the other squadmate just sitting there idly?

Lol I just edited my post to include what Miranda probably thought.

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

Passing out in the bathroom with that turian using the urinal.

I can only imagine what a romanced Miranda's thoughts would be on the matter.

Well...she is there when Shepard comes to.

How long was Shepard even passed out for anyway? Minutes? Hours? Was Miranda and the other squadmate just sitting there idly?

Lol I just edited my post to include what Miranda probably thought.

That quote and the face she's making in that picture match perfectly.

[Td1984]

Hmmm. I had no idea Shepard could get drunk and pass out at Dark Star.

[dtrain24]

Td1984 wrote...

Hmmm. I had no idea Shepard could get drunk and pass out at Dark Star.

I could link the video if you want. But if you want to see it firsthand (recommended) like I did, then just keep talking to the Turian barkeeper.

[Taboo]

I had two hard lemonades earlier and believe me, I feel them right now.

Depending on how MUCH alcohol is in those shots, Shepard could be out for hours.

I've even known people people who have woken up drunk. I've never done this myself but I can only imagine the hilarity that ensues.

How much does it take to get Shepard drunk? Three drinks? I've never tried.

Also, about Dexter, I would be happy to send anyone essays on the aethetization of violence in the west. I wrote one once. I can also put you in contact with a professional film critic, David Ehrenstein, who would be happy to talk with you on the matter.

[dtrain24]

Taboo-XX wrote...

How much does it take to get Shepard drunk? Three drinks? I've never tried.
 

Five in Mass Effect 2.

Modifié par dtrain24, 22 juin 2012 - 03:07 .

[flemm]

Taboo-XX wrote...
Also, about Dexter, I would be happy to send anyone essays on the aethetization of violence in the west. I wrote one once. I can also put you in contact with a professional film critic, David Ehrenstein, who would be happy to talk with you on the matter.

Perhaps you could put a link to your curriculum vitae and a list of professional references in your forum signature to faciliate such matters?

[Taboo]

Give me some time. I've had a bit too much to drink. I'll have to contact David through MUBI.com.

David is more versed in LGBT Cinema though, but he knows his ****. You can have some essays on Pasolini's Salo and some such. Do you know what that is? I won't describe it here but I CAN give you some essays right now if you want on that, from Criterion.

[CrutchCricket]

Shepard can get buzzed off of one purple drink (whatever that is) but I'm guessing all those Lazarus upgrades enable him to process it much faster and recover in minutes. So no long stints of drunken unconsciousness I think. They only times he does pass out is when that batarian bartender poisons him on Omega and at DarkStar apparently. Never did that myself but I just watched it and it's freakin hilarious. Still given the **** he was supposed to be drinking I'd say he now has superhuman drinking abilities nonetheless.

Modifié par CrutchCricket, 22 juin 2012 - 03:23 .

[dtrain24]

CrutchCricket wrote...

Shepard can get buzzed off of one purple drink (whatever that is) but I'm guessing all those Lazarus upgrades enable him to process it much faster and recover in minutes. So no long stints of drunken unconsciousness I think. They only times he does pass out is when that batarian bartender poisons him on Omega and at DarkStar apparently. Never did that myself but I just watched it and it's freakin hilarious. Still given the **** he was supposed to be drinking I'd say he now has superhuman drinking abilities nonetheless.

"Oh yeah, put some more stuff into the uh...thing more stuff goes into."

Modifié par dtrain24, 22 juin 2012 - 03:27 .

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

Shepard can get buzzed off of one purple drink (whatever that is) but I'm guessing all those Lazarus upgrades enable him to process it much faster and recover in minutes. So no long stints of drunken unconsciousness I think. They only times he does pass out is when that batarian bartender poisons him on Omega and at DarkStar apparently. Never did that myself but I just watched it and it's freakin hilarious. Still given the **** he was supposed to be drinking I'd say he now has superhuman drinking abilities nonetheless.

"Put some more stuff into the uh...thing more stuff goes into."

Shepard needs his emergency induction port.

[Taboo]

This lemonade.

I had TWO. TWO. And I'm feeling it.

There must be some crazy **** in that space alcohol

I know a Batarian spikes the drinks though.

[flemm]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Give me some time. I've had a bit too much to drink. I'll have to contact David through MUBI.com.

It was a jocular suggestion. I do appreciate the thought, though

Modifié par flemm, 22 juin 2012 - 03:29 .

[Dr. Doctor]

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

Passing out in the bathroom with that turian using the urinal.

I can only imagine what a romanced Miranda's thoughts would be on the matter.

Well...she is there when Shepard comes to.

"Dammit, I spent two years of my life bringing him back to do THIS?"

Miranda: Congradulations, your liver is functioning normally.

Shepard: (groans) Not so loud please.

Miranda: Oh, do you have a headache?

Shepard: (mumbling) Yes.

Miranda: I suppose you want me to kiss it better?

Shepard: That would be nice.

Miranda: Of course if I did that it would only encourage you to continue making an ass of yourself on shore leave. 

Shepard:  (mubling) Heartless woman.

[Taboo]

flemm wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Give me some time. I've had a bit too much to drink. I'll have to contact David through MUBI.com.

It was a jocular suggestion. I do appreciate the thought, though

I'm dead serious. If you want it, I can get it to you.

Michael Gamble said he was planning on coming back to the forum more. We should talk to him about Miranda then.

[dtrain24]

@Dr. Doctor
That was pure gold. Very believable too, it brings out Miranda's playful side.

[Taboo]

I'd imagine Miranda would have trouble keeping "control" when she was drunk.

We decided she would be horny AND confessional right?

She would tell you WHY she wanted to sleep with you?

[dtrain24]

Maybe this could be a new campaign thing for #FindMiranda?

[o Ventus]

Taboo-XX wrote...

I'd imagine Miranda would have trouble keeping "control" when she was drunk.

I'd imagine quite a number of people have trouble keeping "control" when they're drunk.

We decided she would be horny AND confessional right?

Why not?

She would tell you WHY she wanted to sleep with you?

Why not?

[dtrain24]

http://t3.gstatic.co...N25SCUNO5FqrwLD

[Taboo]

It's actually impossible to say "No, I won't have sex with you." when you're drunk o Ventus.

The probability of you getting laid is higher than the probability of the Star Child's singularity.

Which is saying much but still.

Drunk sex...is not the best sex though, especially when you have no idea who it is at the time.

[CrutchCricket]

dtrain24 wrote...



Maybe this could be a new campaign thing for #FindMiranda?

Hah! This was one of the first things I ever posted here. I made that lol.

[dtrain24]

Small word, Crutch? Hahah