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[o Ventus]

Taboo-XX wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Well, we all but decided she was a horny confessional drunk.

Are you telling me you don't want that?

No, we do.

That would be an awkward conversation between sober Shepard and drunken Miranda.

I can see it happening. We should make a request if they ever do a DLC with her.

"No, I WANT to sleep with you...(head bobs)RIGHT NOW. Everything is soooooo BLOODY perfect right now."

Shepard: You should go lie down...

Miranda: *drunken slur* Why don't you come with me? *Passes out*

S: *Shakes head* And she was worried about ME doing something stupid...

Modifié par o Ventus, 23 juin 2012 - 04:53 .

[dtrain24]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

 Last time I played SP with my cannon Shepard my EMS was 6900. But then again that was back when my N7 ranking was 150, so current EMS for me should be about 7160 with MP.

-Wreve in charge, sabotaged Genophage cure.
-Tali died in ME2, sided with Geth on Rannoch.
-Let the old Council die in ME1
-Kept Collector Base

Who's ready to see how badly Doc screwed up the galaxy?

Who's ready to see how bad Mac screwed up the EC?

[dtrain24]

o Ventus wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Well, we all but decided she was a horny confessional drunk.

Are you telling me you don't want that?

No, we do.

That would be an awkward conversation between sober Shepard and drunken Miranda.

I can see it happening. We should make a request if they ever do a DLC with her.

"No, I WANT to sleep with you...(head bobs)RIGHT NOW. Everything is soooooo BLOODY perfect right now."

Shepard: You should go lie down...

Miranda: *drunken slur* Why don't you come with me? *Passes out*

S: *Shakes head* And she was worried about ME doing something stupid...

Miranda: Shepud...get in the bloody bed, damn it...you and me Shepud it will be great...ughh...youuu on top and mee on the bottom..

(Btw, I personally would go with her)

Modifié par dtrain24, 23 juin 2012 - 04:55 .

[Dr. Doctor]

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing

(Dat neck snap)

Dear God, she looks drunk. Or she's making a derp face.

Either way, it's hilarious.

ME2 Miranda's impersenation of her ME3 counterpart was shockingly accurate.

Modifié par Dr. Doctor, 23 juin 2012 - 04:58 .

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

Miranda: Shepud...get in the bloody bed, damn it...you and me Shepud it will be great...ughh...youuu on top and mee on the bottom..

(Btw, I personally would go with her)

Miranda: Ahh Shepard, that's amazing *hic*!

Shepard: Miranda... I'm standing over here. *wave*

M: I dun care... Come over here and make me feel special...

S: *approaches Miranda, kisses her* That tasted like tequila...

Modifié par o Ventus, 23 juin 2012 - 05:00 .

[Taboo]

S: You need to lie down.

M: N-no. You. You need to come to bed and lie down.

S: Why?

M: I have....something t-to s-how you.

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 23 juin 2012 - 04:58 .

[dtrain24]

Doctor, while you're here, can you please do a drunk Miranda and sober Shepard dialogue? Please?

[dtrain24]

Taboo-XX wrote...

S: You need to lie down.

M: N-no. You. You need to come to bed and lie down.

S: Why?

M: I have....something t-to s-how you.

S: So do I.
*Shepard rape face*

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

S: You need to lie down.

M: N-no. You. You need to come to bed and lie down.

S: Why?

M: I have....something t-to s-how you.

S: So do I.
*Shepard rape face*

No.

Not even drunken Miranda approves.

[dtrain24]

Miranda: Come ova here Shepud...I need some lovin'.

Shepard: Who am I to refuse?

Miranda: Thats right, get in da bed and play with me a little.

Shepard: I wonder what Oriana would say.

Miranda: Forget about Ori...its just you and me big boi...*hiccup*

[Taboo]

What does Shepard say in the other two options when that comes up?

I've never seen it.

I've only ever seen the face.

[dtrain24]

Taboo-XX wrote...

What does Shepard say in the other two options when that comes up?

I've never seen it.

I've only ever seen the face.

He says what matters is how they feel and nothing else. That should've been the Paragon option.

[Taboo]

And that's the neutral option, yes? Not the renegade.

The face is fine when used as a meme,but in game it's just...creepy.

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

What does Shepard say in the other two options when that comes up?

I've never seen it.

I've only ever seen the face.

He says what matters is how they feel and nothing else. That should've been the Paragon option.

Agreed.

I'm also kind of sad that the Paragon dialogue later on doesn't have an equivalent to the Renegade kiss.

[dtrain24]

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

What does Shepard say in the other two options when that comes up?

I've never seen it.

I've only ever seen the face.

He says what matters is how they feel and nothing else. That should've been the Paragon option.

Agreed.

I'm also kind of sad that the Paragon dialogue later on doesn't have an equivalent to the Renegade kiss.

Well the Renegade option is basically Shepard calling things off.
I prefer the "neutral" option though because it doesn't give you the impression it's a fling, even though Shepard was just joking.

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

What does Shepard say in the other two options when that comes up?

I've never seen it.

I've only ever seen the face.

He says what matters is how they feel and nothing else. That should've been the Paragon option.

Agreed.

I'm also kind of sad that the Paragon dialogue later on doesn't have an equivalent to the Renegade kiss.

Well the Renegade option is basically Shepard calling things off.
I prefer the "neutral" option though because it doesn't give you the impression it's a fling, even though Shepard was just joking.

I'm talking about the Renegade dialogue in the later conversation, where Shepard delivers the "genetic mutt" line. You can kiss Miranda after he says that.

[dtrain24]

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

What does Shepard say in the other two options when that comes up?

I've never seen it.

I've only ever seen the face.

He says what matters is how they feel and nothing else. That should've been the Paragon option.

Agreed.

I'm also kind of sad that the Paragon dialogue later on doesn't have an equivalent to the Renegade kiss.

Well the Renegade option is basically Shepard calling things off.
I prefer the "neutral" option though because it doesn't give you the impression it's a fling, even though Shepard was just joking.

I'm talking about the Renegade dialogue in the later conversation, where Shepard delivers the "genetic mutt" line. You can kiss Miranda after he says that.

Oh yeah, I remember that. I prefer the Paragon Miranda romance though. I like the feeling of the romance being less of a fling. But the kiss scene is still pretty funny.

Modifié par dtrain24, 23 juin 2012 - 05:22 .

[Taboo]

That picture of her after he kisses her makes me laugh. Does someone have the video?

[dtrain24]

This picture reminds me of the tons of dialogues we just did. Drunk Miranda trying to get Shepard to sleep with her.

Modifié par dtrain24, 23 juin 2012 - 05:32 .

[o Ventus]

dtrain24 wrote...

Oh yeah, I remember that. I prefer the Paragon Miranda romance though. I like the feeling of the romance being more of a fling. But the kiss scene is still pretty funny.

@bold- The Paragon romance is the farthest from a fling you can get.

[Td1984]

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

S: You need to lie down.

M: N-no. You. You need to come to bed and lie down.

S: Why?

M: I have....something t-to s-how you.

S: So do I.
*Shepard rape face*

No.

Not even drunken Miranda approves.

In fact, Shepard's rape face would likely sober her up on the spot.

[dtrain24]

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Oh yeah, I remember that. I prefer the Paragon Miranda romance though. I like the feeling of the romance being more of a fling. But the kiss scene is still pretty funny.

@bold- The Paragon romance is the farthest from a fling you can get.

Wow am I tired.
I meant the opposite. I like it being LESS of a fling.
Ffffffuuu-
I'm going to go back and edit my post now. It'll clear my conscience.

Modifié par dtrain24, 23 juin 2012 - 05:21 .

[Taboo]

Yeah, the Paragon Romance is an actual relationship.

Seeing that video of the break-up on Youtube makes you realize just how much she cares about him.

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 23 juin 2012 - 05:22 .

[o Ventus]

Td1984 wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

dtrain24 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

S: You need to lie down.

M: N-no. You. You need to come to bed and lie down.

S: Why?

M: I have....something t-to s-how you.

S: So do I.
*Shepard rape face*

No.

Not even drunken Miranda approves.

In fact, Shepard's rape face would likely sober her up on the spot.

Indeed it would.

[Taboo]

You might want to fix your typo up there dtrain. You said Miranda was trying to get Shepard to sleep with him.