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[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

If Miranda had a chance to say anything after you pass out and wake up in the bathroom after drinking too much, what would she say?

[Taboo]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

If Miranda had a chance to say anything after you pass out and wake up in the bathroom after drinking too much, what would she say?

"You owe Garrus a new T-Shirt."

[Taboo]

Actually, the reason I always refer to her as Miss Strahovski is a professional courtesy.

It avoids...unecessary attachment.

I wouldn't call her anything else unless asked explicitly be her to not do so.

What makes me laugh is how Shepard calls her "Miss Lawson".

That's what I'd say.

Pointless, but amusing to me at least.

[Td1984]

fiendishchicken wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

No way. I'm not a heavy drinker. Beer is awful and unsatisfying.

Who says it has to be beer?

Cognac, Tonic, Gin, Vodka (tastes like damn hand sanitizer), Rum, Whisky, Tequila, Sake, Scotch, Champagne, Wine, generally anything alcoholic 

If you can handle anything above 135 proof, you're more a man than I.

Vodka. Got to love the burn.

[Taboo]

Ever try Russian Vodka?

The real ****.

**** me that's rough.

[Td1984]

Stoli. My favorite.

I don't want to stray too off-topic though...

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Miri and Shepardat a Restaurant:

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Shepard: I think we need time to think about it.

Waiter: Alright. I'll be back with the Appetizers.

Miranda: The Sangria looks promising. I think it's the best time for one.

Shepard: Lets see....hmmm....Oh, there it is. I think I'll-

Miranda: Don't you even  think about ordering a round of Ryncol. Remember what happened last time? You passed out and woke up in the restroom with vomit on the floor.

Shepard: Come on, Miranda. I wasn't ready for it back then. I think I can manage it this time.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 juillet 2012 - 09:58 .

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Actually, the reason I always refer to her as Miss Strahovski is a professional courtesy.

It avoids...unecessary attachment.

I wouldn't call her anything else unless asked explicitly be her to not do so.

What makes me laugh is how Shepard calls her "Miss Lawson".

That's what I'd say.

Pointless, but amusing to me at least.

I'm opposite there. In the MI Corps, I have to be in a constant salute mode all the time because I'm either saluting a superior officer (you think celebrities have big ego's...) or being saluted by all the enlisted men. I'm used to the super formal attitude, but it still bugs the crap out of me a lot. So I prefer being a little bit more informal. 
Just a difference in background there. All my soldiers just refer to me by whatever nickname they want, so long as they remember who's in charge at the end of the day, it's bad enough to have to constantly be called 'Sir' all the time.

I love that teasing that Shepard and Miranda have. It adds a mature humor element to their relationship.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

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Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 juillet 2012 - 09:56 .

[flemm]

fiendishchicken wrote...

I love that teasing that Shepard and Miranda have. It adds a mature humor element to their relationship.

Yeah, the slightly formal quality with the playful undertones is just right

Modifié par flemm, 19 juillet 2012 - 10:26 .

[dtrain24]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Miranda: Don't you even  think about ordering a round of Ryncol. Remember what happened last time? You passed out and woke up in the restroom with vomit on the floor.

Shepard: Come on, Miranda. I wasn't ready for it back then. I think I can manage it this time.

That and the fact Shepard had four drinks before that, lol.

[CEO Fun Buttons]

fiendishchicken wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

No way. I'm not a heavy drinker. Beer is awful and unsatisfying.

Who says it has to be beer?

Cognac, Tonic, Gin, Vodka (tastes like damn hand sanitizer), Rum, Whisky, Tequila, Sake, Scotch, Champagne, Wine, generally anything alcoholic 

If you can handle anything above 135 proof, you're more a man than I.

MORE than 135 proof? Geez man, do you want him to go blind??

[Dr. Doctor]

Mr Massakka wrote...

 think this is something for Luis:

It's a little too fruity for my taste but it fits Miranda even better when you freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Nothing says "ice queen" like a beverage cooled to -114 degrees Celsius. Note: mix the drink in a tumbler or laboratory-grade glass beaker   before adding the liquid nitrogen. I accidentally shattered a couple martini glasses attempting to flash-freeze my drink.

[fiendishchicken]

CEO Fun Buttons wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

No way. I'm not a heavy drinker. Beer is awful and unsatisfying.

Who says it has to be beer?

Cognac, Tonic, Gin, Vodka (tastes like damn hand sanitizer), Rum, Whisky, Tequila, Sake, Scotch, Champagne, Wine, generally anything alcoholic 

If you can handle anything above 135 proof, you're more a man than I.

MORE than 135 proof? Geez man, do you want him to go blind??

Ever had a flaming B-52? I cried like a little girl for almost an hour and was sick for a week afterwards.

In short, don't screw with the 151.

god help the poor bastard stupid enough to dig the 190.

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 19 juillet 2012 - 10:58 .

[Taboo]

Actually, the mother of all head crushers is what my father called "A Hairy Buffalo".

****.

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Actually, the mother of all head crushers is what my father called "A Hairy Buffalo".

****.

What's the mix? 

[Taboo]

fiendishchicken wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Actually, the mother of all head crushers is what my father called "A Hairy Buffalo".

****.

What's the mix? 

A Hairy Buffalo IS everything.

You buy a huge plastic drum right? 

And just pour **** in.

But you do it with high proof and ice cream.

It's...unpleasent.

Lot's of 

[Lawrence0294]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

 think this is something for Luis:

It's a little too fruity for my taste but it fits Miranda even better when you freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Nothing says "ice queen" like a beverage cooled to -114 degrees Celsius. Note: mix the drink in a tumbler or laboratory-grade glass beaker   before adding the liquid nitrogen. I accidentally shattered a couple martini glasses attempting to flash-freeze my drink.

Hahaha your version doesn't look like it is targeted to the common people 

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Actually, the mother of all head crushers is what my father called "A Hairy Buffalo".

****.

What's the mix? 

A Hairy Buffalo IS everything.

You buy a huge plastic drum right? 

And just pour **** in.

But you do it with high proof and ice cream.

It's...unpleasent.

Lot's of 

Ah, sounds like the dear old grog bowl. 

[Taboo]

My father was full of sage advice though.

"Don't ever open condoms with your teeth!"

Thanks Dad.

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 19 juillet 2012 - 11:09 .

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

My father was full of sage advice though.

"Don't ever open condoms with your teeth!"

Thanks Dad.

It's why I refuse to go bungie jumping

"A broken rubber brought me into this world, it's not going to take me out!"

No lie. I was an accident. Mom and Dad kept me because I got them parental leave benefits and an extra $8k each on their paychecks each year. 

The weird thing is I'm completely cool with it. Probably because I'd do the same.

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 19 juillet 2012 - 11:18 .

[Taboo]

I would advise letting the woman finish first.

Always.

That is the best date advice I can give anyone.

ALWAYS let them finish first.

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

I would advise letting the woman finish first.

Always.

That is the best date advice I can give anyone.

ALWAYS let them finish first.

I'm a nice guy, I'll finish last.

I have a t-shirt with that on it.

[fiendishchicken]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

If Miranda had a chance to say anything after you pass out and wake up in the bathroom after drinking too much, what would she say?

She wouldn't be happy. She doesn't really have patience for recklessness or stupidity. Getting absolutely pissed is pretty much both of those.

[Taboo]

It's certainly an issue if she wants it and you finish first.

You have to go fishing in your own **** if you're not careful.

"It isn't going to finish itself!"