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[fiendishchicken]

hot_heart wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...
That's why I was asking for those FemShep/Miri fics!

How insatiable are you?! I linked one already.

You ever hear about how Chimpanzee's can spank it 30 times a day and hold the record for horniest mammals? 

Guinness book of world records here I come!

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 25 juillet 2012 - 12:11 .

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

...I think she's a bit kinky with the biotics (As would Shepard. Dude, The perversion potential of moving things with your mind!) but I don't think she'd be a....What's the phrase? Dominatrix I think its called?

She's not really a dominatrix, but I can see Miranda being kinky when she's angry. Take makeup up sex or anger sex for example. And Shepard and Miranda have a very... vivacious sex life in my opinion. And they do it every which way more than likely. It only adds to their love for each other. Sometimes Shepard will make passionate, romantic, and meaningful love to Miranda. Other times he'll ravish her and tear off her clothes. They even have booty calls sometimes. Miranda isn't the only adventurous and kinky person in the relationship.

I agree, and Shepard, considering a lot of the dialogue options, is probably just as kinky.

Anyways, Do you think Miranda knows that Shepard knows about her sterility? I like to think that Shepard kept it to himself and made sure to never hint that he did know to allow Miranda to tell him on her own.

I have as part of my fic, Miranda telling Shepard about it in an extremely emotional moment. She tries to leave him "for his own good" as she puts it, as she believes he will be happier with a person who can give him children. Shepard of course persuades her differently, telling her she is his future and the bright light of his life that motivated him to stop the reapers after he lost faith in the galaxy. He tells her children are a long way off, if they ever come in at all, and that the only thing that matters is him and her, and that together they'll rebuild Cerberus and travel the galaxy on the Normandy together for life. Of course, this is also Miri's greatest shame, and she only tells Shepard in the highest most utmost of confidences. He never breaks that trust.

I plan on having a similar moment but, later, Miranda is told someone might be able to correct the issue with extensive operating. Miranda is afraid of this because of how extensive it is and it may not work and Shepard encourages her with "If this is something you want, There's nothing keeping you from it".

*holds up "AWWWWWWW<3" sign for the audience*

"Miranda, we're going to make this work together. And if it doesn't, it won't matter. As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine."

[Taboo]

It's nice to know that it can get musty in here without my help.

Smarter women are sexually aroused easier and are more open to experimentation. So I can imagine things are going to be great for Shepard and Miranda.

[LanceSolous13]

So, Biotic Shepards can move things with their mind and do the mass effect thingy; but what does Techy Shepard have for Miranda?

[Taboo]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

So, Biotic Shepards can move things with their mind and do the mass effect thingy; but what does Techy Shepard have for Miranda?

I can answer this for you if you'd like.

[Mason IIv]

Can shock her... Haha nah I'm just joking XD

[SpectresHonour]

fiendishchicken wrote...

SpectresHonour wrote...

hot_heart wrote...

SpectresHonour wrote...

...No one really gave me an answer to my question; Would MIRANDA  leave the logo's on or take them off (like she does on her uniform)...

I'm not talking about Cerberus I'm asking what Miri would do.

I don't really know the context but I guess she would take them off.

The context is basically her reaction to what TIM has allowed Cerberus to become. Tying in with her choice to come back to the Normandy to help X fight the Reapers and Cerberus.

Do what the Phoenix guys do and break the logo right down the center, to show they still believe in Cerberus but to also show that TIM has lost his vision and must be eliminated. ME3 Cerberus isn't the same group they were in ME2, just as TIM is no longer the same. And his original vision must be carried on, even if the man himself has betrayed that vision.

Righto, that's what I'll do.

And fiendishchicken? Sorry about snapping at you, I thought you were being serious.

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

So, Biotic Shepards can move things with their mind and do the mass effect thingy; but what does Techy Shepard have for Miranda?

Well, my Shepard's a soldier, so when I heard about Mordin's advice on inventive uses of mass effect fields, I imagined it was for her. 

Just watched the ME2 launch trailer. Best. Game. Ever. 

[LanceSolous13]

Taboo-XX wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

So, Biotic Shepards can move things with their mind and do the mass effect thingy; but what does Techy Shepard have for Miranda?

I can answer this for you if you'd like.

Kasumi has already given me some ideas.

*mental image of a 'floating' Pop Corn Bowl in Shepard and Miranda's Bedroom*

[Taboo]

You could probably please more than one erogenous zone on them at one time with Mass Effect fields. You can use...other things if you're tech.

And no, I'm not going into further detail.

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 25 juillet 2012 - 12:36 .

[LanceSolous13]

I'm sure you could make some use of that Tactical Cloak....


....I'm going to hell at this point... XD

[Taboo]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

I'm sure you could make some use of that Tactical Cloak....


....I'm going to hell at this point... XD

I have a story about a hardboiled egg. You can't top me.

Sex is good for you. Really. Not only do you burn calories but your brain releases chemicals that help you bond with whoever you're doing it with.

Don't pay attention to Bible thumpers, please.

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 25 juillet 2012 - 12:40 .

[flemm]

SpectresHonour wrote...
The context is basically her reaction to what TIM has allowed Cerberus to become. Tying in with her choice to come back to the Normandy to help X fight the Reapers and Cerberus.

Well, the obvious choice is taking the Cerberus symbols off. But, in some ways, I think it would be more interesting to keep them on as a gesture of defiance. It would be a "This is not the organisation I worked for." sort of thing.

Modifié par flemm, 25 juillet 2012 - 12:43 .

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

I'm sure you could make some use of that Tactical Cloak....


....I'm going to hell at this point... XD

*Shepard is boning Miranda while utilizing tactical cloak, making Miranda appear like she is on her back completely naked by herself. 

A wild Jacob appears.

Jacob (to himself) Hmm I can go slip in and out real fast with my pull ability. I'll just push it and *pull* it out.

****s what he thinks is Miranda. When satisfied, he leaves, and Miranda notices a rustling noise. 

"what was that I wonder" she asked

"I don't know, but he broke in through the back door and it sure is cold now" says a still cloaked Shepard




I've been drinking.

[LanceSolous13]

Oh god no. I'm not religious in any way. As (I think) Ghandi said, "I like your Christ but not your Catholics". Makes going to a Catholic high school and being true to your beliefs much more awkward and I get bullied sometimes for it.

Does make the sex ed course all the more hilarious when their best arguement for not having intercourse till marriage is "Take Jesus on your date" and, look at that, That doesn't apply to me.

Good lord that class was outdated and wrong. They made STDs out to be unavoidable enitrely, Safe sex was never even discussed, and all they preached was Castity. Don't get me started on how f#@$ed their ideas of Sexuality were. Homosexuality got a SINGLE sentence and no mention of Transexuality, Pansexuality, or Asexuality. Honestly, It was more painfully bad than the ME3 endings and those CRUSHED me.


....Anyways, carry on....

[LanceSolous13]

fiendishchicken wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

I'm sure you could make some use of that Tactical Cloak....


....I'm going to hell at this point... XD

*Shepard is boning Miranda while utilizing tactical cloak, making Miranda appear like she is on her back completely naked by herself. 

A wild Jacob appears.

Jacob (to himself) Hmm I can go slip in and out real fast with my pull ability. I'll just push it and *pull* it out.

****s what he thinks is Miranda. When satisfied, he leaves, and Miranda notices a rustling noise. 

"what was that I wonder" she asked

"I don't know, but he broke in through the back door and it sure is cold now" says a still cloaked Shepard




I've been drinking.

....What did I just read? O . o

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

You could probably please more than one erogenous zone on them at one time with Mass Effect fields. You can use...other things if you're tech.

And no, I'm not going into further detail.

Soldier.

you can use your heightened adrenaline rush to maximize your reaction time and pump endorphins into your body to keep you hoing.

Then you load your disruptor ammo to break her shields

Then incendiary ammo to burn away her armor.

Then you go with your shredder ammo to shred her on the inside.

And you finally finish off with an explosive concussive blast that knocks her on her back.

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 25 juillet 2012 - 01:01 .

[Taboo]

Oh no, I understand. My mother sent me to a Catholic School when I was young. They made you feel bad just for being alive. God forbid you get curious as a teenager.

I simply decided I didn't care when I got older.

I headed a discussion once in a public forum on whether or not explicit images could be art. The general consensus was that they could be.

Europeans are much better about this kind of thing.

[Taboo]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

....What did I just read? O . o

I heard a variant of this once with Batman, Superman, and Wonderwoman.

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

....What did I just read? O . o

I heard a variant of this once with Batman, Superman, and Wonderwoman.

that's were I got it from.

You have to love it when alcohol turns you into a giddy giggling schoolgirl.

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 25 juillet 2012 - 12:59 .

[Taboo]

I made some drunk posts in this thread once, before the EC was released.

I thought o Ventus wanted to name stairs after Miranda.

I was too drunk to see that he typed "stars".

[LanceSolous13]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Oh no, I understand. My mother sent me to a Catholic School when I was young. They made you feel bad just for being alive. God forbid you get curious as a teenager.

I simply decided I didn't care when I got older.

I headed a discussion once in a public forum on whether or not explicit images could be art. The general consensus was that they could be.

Europeans are much better about this kind of thing.

Tell me about it. Got called a **** all through the sex ed course. With people calling me a **** in their questions to the professor. Thankfully, I'm trying to get something done about it but because the church controls everything and doesn't want to hear a "touchy" subject, Its dificult.

Considering I'm as snarky as Kasumi and can be a **** like Miranda is when mad, I have my own fun a long the way. If you say something extremely stupid in front of me, I WILL snark your sorry ass.

"That's Lance Armstrong! Hahahaha! He has only one ball! So funny!"

My reply; "Yeah, One more than you."

So, I'm totally fine with being a proud non-religious pansexual! WOOT! Go Maturity!

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

I made some drunk posts in this thread once, before the EC was released.

I thought o Ventus wanted to name stairs after Miranda.

I was too drunk to see that he typed "stars".

I'm the calm drunk who you can never tell is drunk. In fact the more I drink, the less drunk I appear.

[dtrain24]

Taboo-XX wrote...

I made some drunk posts in this thread once, before the EC was released.

I thought o Ventus wanted to name stairs after Miranda.

I was too drunk to see that he typed "stars".

I remember that.
Wasn't that also the night we were talking about Miranda getting drunk or something?

[Taboo]

I thought the term was Omnisexual unofficially.

Pansexuality takes roots in Greek mythology from the God Pan who unfortunately had some issues with a Nereid.

Hermes taught him to masturbate to ease his suffering. And Pan taught it to shepherds.

And that's how the Greeks thought we learned to masturbate.

Also lol at the "shepherd".