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[krukow]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Lance moves at pace that astounds me.

I just decided where my Shepard grew up and he's over here doing all this stuff.

I need to pick up the pace. It will be so exiting to have SIX facts done.

I'm still waiting for you to headcanon that Miranda doesn't spend her life yelling at shep...

MIRI TOP!


...woulda been awesome if she could have been with you to the end (beam run)...

Modifié par krukow, 09 août 2012 - 04:57 .

[LanceSolous13]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Lance moves at pace that astounds me.

I just decided where my Shepard grew up and he's over here doing all this stuff.

I need to pick up the pace. It will be so exiting to have SIX facts done.

...Thank you....I think? XD

I'm sorry. I just...yeah... XD

[Taboo]

krukow wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Lance moves at pace that astounds me.

I just decided where my Shepard grew up and he's over here doing all this stuff.

I need to pick up the pace. It will be so exiting to have SIX facts done.

I'm still waiting for you to headcanon that Miranda doesn't spend her life yelling at shep...

Before they leave the Hospital she had a whole new sets of clothes ready for him.

He didn't have anything to wear but the hospital ****.

I work at a terrible pace...

[krukow]

Shep's life in taboo world:
8:00 - 20:00: Get yelled at
20:00 - 22:00 Hot sex
22:00 -6:00 Sleep
6:00 - 8:00 Hot sex



...that almost seems worth it if it's with Miranda...

[Taboo]

krukow wrote...

Shep's life in taboo world:
8:00 - 20:00: Get yelled at
20:00 - 22:00 Hot sex
22:00 -6:00 Sleep
6:00 - 8:00 Hot sex



...that almost seems worth it if it's with Miranda...

Two hours per session? Dude, optimal time is eight minutes. For both partners. You have to wait twenty more minutes between each new bout.

But in all seriousness. My canon is going to be a lot of talking. Lots and lots of talking.

[krukow]

Taboo-XX wrote...

krukow wrote...

Shep's life in taboo world:
8:00 - 20:00: Get yelled at
20:00 - 22:00 Hot sex
22:00 -6:00 Sleep
6:00 - 8:00 Hot sex



...that almost seems worth it if it's with Miranda...

Two hours per session? Dude, optimal time is eight minutes. For both partners. You have to wait twenty more minutes between each new bout.

But in all seriousness. My canon is going to be a lot of talking. Lots and lots of talking.

Dude, really??

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

There wouldn't be that much sleep. Hot Sex almost ALL Night<3!

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 09 août 2012 - 05:10 .

[Dr. Doctor]

 She could set up shop in Mordin's old room, it's not like that conference area is being used for anything and considering that the Normandy is picking up enemy tech and equipment from the battlefield on a regular basis having an R&D lab aboard would make sense. 
Plus Sam would have somebody to talk shop with.  


And while we're at it can we space Campbell and Westmoreland along with that stupid security checkpoint? 

[Taboo]

Dawg I was talking about the act of coitus itself. I never said anything about foreplay.

Are you asking me to SERIOUSLY adjust parameters for two hours of foreplay?

I'm not going to sit there and imagine Miranda wearing a ****ing cheerleader outfit.

[krukow]

All I'm saying is it takes them 2 hours per session to get everything done. You were all "8 minutes then bed. My pocket protector is leaking!!"

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

I would LOVE to see Miri RP, if you know what I mean<3!

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 09 août 2012 - 05:14 .

[Taboo]

My God what have I done...

Two hours? Are they going through Drill practice or something?

"Ready, Okay!"

Bahahahaha.

[krukow]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Two hours? Are they going through Drill practice or something?


Bahahahaha.

They can go longer if need be.  Unless you're again complaining about it being too long.  In which case, I get it.  You're "efficient"...

[Taboo]

krukow wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Two hours? Are they going through Drill practice or something?


Bahahahaha.

They can go longer if need be.  Unless you're again complaining about it being too long.  In which case, I get it.  You're "efficient"...

Dude at some point that's going to cause a serious case of blue balls. You can't just...

I'd say twenty minutes. Ten out, eight in, two for clean up.

But this isn't even something I considered. Why would I want this?

[krukow]

Taboo-XX wrote...


But this isn't even something I considered. Why would I want this?

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

^ The BEST Reason of ALL!

[Taboo]

I want art. Not soft core porn.

Certain standards must be upheld.

I am completely open to sex and sexual experimentation. I simply don't believe that it being the focus of my narrative would ever be justified.

[krukow]

Taboo-XX wrote...

I want art. Not soft core porn.

Certain standards must be upheld.

I am completely open to sex and sexual experimentation. I simply don't believe that it being the focus of my narrative would ever be justified.

I never made it the focus or asked for a scene.  I'm simply saying that a healthy, loving couple would take more than 8 minutes for intimacy.  I think 2 hours is a good average for the time it takes. 

I assume your shep/miri have a healthy relationship.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

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Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 09 août 2012 - 05:37 .

[Taboo]

Have you ever taken two hours? It won't work. Women have multiple erogenous zones, as do men, it should not take two damn hours to prepare. A back rub, a thigh message and even a slap on the butt is a good way set things off. Two hours is so long it's not even funny.

Of course they have a healthy relationship, but some foreplay after a long day at work followed by sex does not take two hours.

After play etiquette is important as well, so I suppose pillow talk would extend the time by half an hour.

Are you including that?

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Less Arguments, and More of THIS LOVELY Lady<3:

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 09 août 2012 - 05:40 .

[Taboo]

I need to start that Sentinel playthrough soon. I'd imagine Leviathan will be out not this next week but the week after. I hope.

It takes me what...thirty hours on Insanity.

Is there an optimal advanced weapon training choice? I would think that a Sentinel should be using an Assault Rifle, a Mattock in my case.

A seeing as Miranda will be there for every mission, I should take combos into account.

A warp will not detonate a warp correct? But a throw will?

[MisterJB]

CrutchCricket wrote...

MisterJB wrote...
What is stupid is that the bloody machine knows her name is Miranda Lawson. So, clearly, she has to be registered somewhere. The Cerberus officer has her real name registered with Citadel authorities.

Alias, please?

Who cares? It's not her name that's secret, it's her affiliation.

The ad didn't say "Miranda, she of the nasty terrorist group Cerberus" did it?

Really does hiding in plain sight mean nothing to you people?

And if one day Miranda is identified as a terrorist, the Council can just freeze all of her accounts which would be much harder to track if she used an alias.

[Taboo]

MisterJB wrote...

And if one day Miranda is identified as a terrorist, the Council can just freeze all of her accounts which would be much harder to track if she used an alias.

I think this is just one of those things that shouldn't be thought about. It has no bearing on the plot and is an Easter Egg.

Her last name shouldn't be Lawson either, but it is. She should have changed it but she didn't.

[Babi_Siha]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

I would LOVE to see Miri RP, if you know what I mean<3!

You don't exactly make the most complex comments, everyone knows what you mean.

Modifié par Babi_Siha, 09 août 2012 - 06:17 .