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[krukow]

flemm wrote...

krukow wrote...
M: You need to pick someone with leadership experience.
S: Gah?

We fight or we die! That's the plan!

*calls Miranda*

Do you have an actual plan, by any chance?

P.S.: I miss you

M :Shepard, don't tie up the line!  I'm waiting for Orianna to call!  I haven't talked to her in 4 hours!!
S: Derp...

Modifié par krukow, 17 août 2012 - 02:13 .

[Stalker]

Don't forget the overwhelmingly intelligent military tactics in the final fight: "EVERYONE on my signal... Fire!"

Modifié par Mr Massakka, 17 août 2012 - 02:13 .

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Yes, I really enjoyed the IQ drop my Shepard suffered.

"I was born in London."

"REALLY?"

Yes, you were only told this a short time ago.

"This isn't about strategy or tactics!"

"We fight or we die!"

It's nice to know my Shepard's ten plus years of military experience has done him some good as well.

Still not nearly as bad as, "You can mate with your own species?"

[Taboo]

At least the dialogue with Miranda didn't make me fall over.

It could have been terrible. imagine applying the quality of the lines in the opening to those conversions with her.

S:"So, this control chip...would have controlled me?"

M:"That's right."

S:"This isn't about philosophy or ethics!"

[LanceSolous13]

Oh God. For some reason, I just got a hilarious though of Miranda and Shepard having phone sex while Miranda is kicking the **** out of Cerberus troops.

Miranda: "Shepard, This is NOT the time" *kick kick punch stab*
Shepard: "But you're always away doing stuff without me and there's no one to talk with on the Normandy. Thane died and now I'm lonely."
*Miranda facepalms while kicking a Mook down without looking*
Miranda: "Fine. What are you wearing?"

OH GOD! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[LanceSolous13]

For the record, That 'Mate with your own species" one probably isn't canon and is only there for the sake of new Players, similar to Shepard having to ask all these questions about Spectres dispite it being illogical for him to know nothing about them.

[Taboo]

Yes, I'm sure it was productive.

"What are you wearing?"

"My catsuit."

"NICE."

[flemm]

Taboo-XX wrote...

S:"This isn't about philosophy or ethics!"

LoL

"It's not about morality or religion either!"

"Or potato chips and twinkies!"

"It's not about a lot of things!"

"WHAT is it about?"


*should not have included rough draft of dialogue in final product*

Modifié par flemm, 17 août 2012 - 02:18 .

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

Oh God. For some reason, I just got a hilarious though of Miranda and Shepard having phone sex while Miranda is kicking the **** out of Cerberus troops.

Miranda: "Shepard, This is NOT the time" *kick kick punch stab*
Shepard: "But you're always away doing stuff without me and there's no one to talk with on the Normandy. Thane died and now I'm lonely."
*Miranda facepalms while kicking a Mook down without looking*
Miranda: "Fine. What are you wearing?"

OH GOD! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

I think they actually did this Chuck once.

[LanceSolous13]

Actually, Miranda was asking what Shepard was wearing but lols. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY FOR SOME REASON?!

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

For the record, That 'Mate with your own species" one probably isn't canon and is only there for the sake of new Players, similar to Shepard having to ask all these questions about Spectres dispite it being illogical for him to know nothing about them.

It's in the first game.

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

Actually, Miranda was asking what Shepard was wearing but lols. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY FOR SOME REASON?!

I could swear that a scene like that was in Chuck, but a little different. Instead of Chuck calling Sarah, it was Ellie calling Chuck while he was on a mission.

[LanceSolous13]

I know it was in the first game. It seems like that was there simply for clarity. Heck, Play Testers may have been confused and that's why it exists. It's nearly the same thing as Shepard asking about Turians and Spectres despite logically knowing who/what they are, espicially if he fought in the Blitz as Joker implies.

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

At least the dialogue with Miranda didn't make me fall over.

It could have been terrible. imagine applying the quality of the lines in the opening to those conversions with her.

S:"So, this control chip...would have controlled me?"

M:"That's right."

S:"This isn't about philosophy or ethics!"

It made me feel cheap though because Shepard seems like he doesn't care that much.

Ashley is in trouble "OMG, Ashley! Cerberderp will pay! I brought you this book of poems to make you feel better.
I also won't defend my girlfriend when you make a very nasty comment pertaining to her origin. In fact I'll kiss up to you all game."

Miranda is in trouble "Uh oh. Kai Leng, the plot armored assassin is there and has the element of surprise. She's all alone. I hope she can handle him while I take my time running through Sanctuary."

[LanceSolous13]

*is very tempted at this point to write that scene for ****s and giggles*

*Emphesis on the giggles*

[Taboo]

"I hope she's ready!"

Well **** Shepard. You'd think she would be.

[LanceSolous13]

And, this is exactly why I plan on rewriting ME3 as it should have been done.

Oooooooooooh. I have so many plans.

[Taboo]

^ With phone sex?

Have some class.

Try different positions.

[o Ventus]

Mr Massakka wrote...

Don't forget the overwhelmingly intelligent military tactics in the final fight: "EVERYONE on my signal... Fire!"

"Everybody! Shoot things!"

[o Ventus]

Taboo-XX wrote...

^ With phone sex?

Have some class.

Try different positions.

Not phone sex. Webcam sex. Hell, Skype video chat sex.

[Taboo]

"TURN UP THE HEAT!"

Golden.

I wish he would just shut up to be honest.

Does it sound better in other languages? I doubt it. I would have taken it as a funny translation.

But I hear Miranda has a GREAT German VA. 

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 17 août 2012 - 02:50 .

[flemm]

o Ventus wrote...

Mr Massakka wrote...

Don't forget the overwhelmingly intelligent military tactics in the final fight: "EVERYONE on my signal... Fire!"

"Everybody! Shoot things!"

http://chill13.devia...-Will-191972036

[Taboo]

I wish Patrick Stewart would do more VO. That would be INSANE.

[o Ventus]

"Perhaps I wouldn't mind if you admired my body..."

And just browsing through dArt-



The third outfit to the right is downright sexy. #4 reminds me of Adam Jensen.

[krukow]

I demand a photoshop of Adam Jensen's head on Miranda's body!!