No, My me3 rewrite won't have that. That's more of a joke out of my boredom of writing very painful Sere Krios feels for my fic. Need something funny to keep me going. Lol
My ME3 rewrite will do things right.
Like, The final mission...
Shepard starts at the center of this city area. Its pretty much a freeroam area. The path forward is blocked by an over turned truck and there are Reaper forces on the other side. You cannot continue on you're own.
So, Characters will sound on your radio for help. Like....
Jack and the Biotics are helping refugees out of the battle field. She'll call Shepard for aid and Shepard helps her in a quick escort mission. Afterwards, She will run off to the overturned truck and wait for you to return for the final Assault.
After helping her, Liara or someone will come over the radio for help. All the squaddies in need will be listed on the map so you don't have to wait for them to sound off and there isn't a time limit. This segment will also bring closure to the Rachni, Krogan, Drell, Elcor, and ete posibilities brought up in the series.
So, Let's say Shepard saved everyone and then helped everyone before going to the final assault. Shepard will need at least one Biotic, one Techie, and one Soldier (If everyone is dead, this defaults to Liara, Vega, and EDI).
If you go through with the bare minimum of one tech, one biotic, and one soldier, They will be injured and you'll face Harbinger on your own. Fighting the reaper forces during this segment will also be really difficult
If you have 2 of each type, No one will be injured, but the fight will still be hard.
Now, if you have 3 or more of each type of everyone you possibly can with you, The path to the final battle will be absurdly easy because you helped everyone you could and are rewarded for that. You can start the Path Segment once you have a Tech, Biotic, and Soldier.
After the Reaper Forged Path segment with you're friends, Shepard faces Harbinger. The battle plays in a similar vein as the Thorian Boss from ME1. You have to climb the ruined City while dodging Harbinger's attacks and then attack back using.....something I haven't figured out yet. Shepard will not have squadmates for this section (mostly because the bare minimum will be injured and stay behind)
If everyone is dead, The battle is absurdly dificult. If everyone is alive, You're friends will be dealing damage to Harbinger and distracting him occasionally. Not enough damage to beat him outright but enough to give a significant advantage.
Eventually, Harbinger is stunned and Shepard is given the chance to enter the Reaper. Insert heartfelt goodbye with your LI or person you had the highest relationship score with. Shepard then gets inside the Reaper to take him out from the inside.
The final segment of the battle involves Shepard dealing as much damage to Harbinger from the inside. As Shepard is firing off his guns and ete, Harbinger is getting in his head (indoctrination). As handeled through dialogue, It'll take a high Paragon or Renegade score to pass all the Allignment Checks. There would be some really mind-screwy scenes here.
Think Scarecrow from Arkham Asylum or the Alan Wake DLC Episodes.
Once Harbinger is defeated, The Reaper starts falling to peices. Loud blaring explosions and fire. Shepard, as suggested during the goodbye, knows he'll die taking down Harbinger.
Once the Reaper falls, You're LI starts frantically looking around for Shepard which turns to sobbing and tears as they come to believe you're dead. Insert a few scenes that really sort of suggest Shepard is infact dead. NO BODY THOUGH.
Next scene shows the ruins being cleared out of the way by your friends or LI and they find Shepard. He's alive and well. He's going to live.
Insert a scene of Shepard in a hospital surrounded by his friends (Obviously, This will change if some people are dead and others are not).
After that, ACTUAL scenes of the galaxy rebuilding. Tuchanka has a shimering city and live again. The Rachni are getting an Embassy on the Citadel. Ete. You get my point.
Lastly, a scene of Hackett or the Council or someone giving a speach about the war's outcome. Shepard, with help from a friend or LI, walks on stage to get his award (obviously, different scene if Shepard said FU to the Alliance and/or the Council). After getting his award, Shepard and his LI kiss passionatly. If no LI is present, Shepard gives a smile or glare into the Camera.
THE END