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[Babi_Siha]

Taboo-XX wrote...

krukow wrote...

WE ASHMANCERS ARE SENSITIVE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! LOUD NOISES!

But wait there's more!

I made Ashley my canon VS!

But who will she settle down with?

An no krukow, it won't be Shepard.

Funny you should mention, I always headcanoned before ME3 launched that she and Jacob had a one night stand on Eden Prime. Seriously though, I hate Kaidan so I usually save Ash, I'll just headcanon she'll end up with an asari as an irony of her racism.

[krukow]

You all keep this up and I'll tell dragon claw...

so does Miranda age at 2/3 the rate, or will she just live longer?

Like, does she have a long wrinkley future, or will she age like Dick Clark?

[fiendishchicken]

Taboo-XX wrote...

krukow wrote...

WE ASHMANCERS ARE SENSITIVE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! LOUD NOISES!

But wait there's more!

I made Ashley my canon VS!

But who will she settle down with?

An no krukow, it won't be Shepard.

Well Taboo, she'll settle something like this

[krukow]

fiendishchicken wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

krukow wrote...

WE ASHMANCERS ARE SENSITIVE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! LOUD NOISES!

But wait there's more!

I made Ashley my canon VS!

But who will she settle down with?

An no krukow, it won't be Shepard.

Well Taboo, she'll settle something like this

I can do that too.

And, hey, mine's on topic!!

[Babi_Siha]

krukow wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

krukow wrote...

WE ASHMANCERS ARE SENSITIVE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! LOUD NOISES!

But wait there's more!

I made Ashley my canon VS!

But who will she settle down with?

An no krukow, it won't be Shepard.

Well Taboo, she'll settle something like this

I can do that too.

And, hey, mine's on topic!!

At least Miranda isn't killed by any squaddie while Ash can even be killed by her former bofriend.

[Skullheart]

Vega has two possible futures.

Miltary grunt for life, one more Shepard wanna be. Howevwe he isn't up to that, he'll never do something important.

The other optin is he trying to get into the N7 program. He will fail the most basic IQ test, then he'll find a job as lead writer at certain game company.

[fiendishchicken]

krukow wrote...

You all keep this up and I'll tell dragon claw...

so does Miranda age at 2/3 the rate, or will she just live longer?

Like, does she have a long wrinkley future, or will she age like Dick Clark?

It's like that movie that came out last year where people stop aging past 25, and lifetime is their currency.

Miranda will stop aging past 35 with Shepard. They get put into a virtual simulator in another dimension and they live together for eternity in Cyberspace...

I don't know I'm just bored. I plan on having them become infinite, immortal, and eternal together.

Mind you this is much later. Regular deaths just don't seem right to people like them. So they aren't going to die at all. They'll build a special ship that doesn't follow the curve of the Earth that takes them to undying lands of Valinor.

Or go on to live in Valhalla for all eternity.

[fiendishchicken]

Skullheart wrote...

Vega has two possible futures.

Miltary grunt for life, one more Shepard wanna be. Howevwe he isn't up to that, he'll never do something important.

The other optin is he trying to get into the N7 program. He will fail the most basic IQ test, then he'll find a job as lead writer at certain game company.

Geez, you really hate Vega don't you.

[krukow]

Babi_Siha wrote...At least Miranda isn't killed by any squaddie while Ash can even be killed by her former bofriend.

She's killed by Kai Leng.

Somewhere Jenkins is laughing at her death.  LAUGHING.

But let's stop fighting.

Let's just celebrate Miri in this thread.

Even though she dies in Bioware's canon

[Taboo]

There is no canon.

There is no canon LI.

There is no canon ending.

Stop being a boob krukow. 

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 30 août 2012 - 05:52 .

[Babi_Siha]

Skullheart wrote...

Vega has two possible futures.

Miltary grunt for life, one more Shepard wanna be. Howevwe he isn't up to that, he'll never do something important.

The other optin is he trying to get into the N7 program. He will fail the most basic IQ test, then he'll find a job as lead writer at certain game company.

Here's a pic to that:

krukow wrote...

She's killed by Kai Leng.

As pathetic as they made him on the game, Kai Leng is still in theory a bad ass killer if you read the books and I doubt that Ash would fare any better without a weapon. Also, the only canon fact for BioWare is that Liara is the LI.

Modifié par Babi_Siha, 30 août 2012 - 05:56 .

[LanceSolous13]

Feindish, I listed Ori as an Infiltraitor or Engie under the idea that she was either taught at Grissom Accademy or by Miranda. Trying to experiment with ways to keep Ori in game but not a part of Miranda's Focus.

[Taboo]

There is no canon LI.

They have stated this.

It's just people being people on the BSN.

It's your choice.

I have a canon LI for my canon.

[Ieldra]

Ghost1017 wrote...
4. If BioWare were like you then the whole SP Story forum wouldn't be a warzone.

Are you saying the SP story forum *isn't* a warzone?

[Taboo]

Ieldra2 wrote...

Ghost1017 wrote...
4. If BioWare were like you then the whole SP Story forum wouldn't be a warzone.

Are you saying the SP story forum *isn't* a warzone?

And this thread isn't?

The only difference is is that the arguments are coherent and have proper grammar.

And more Miranda pictures.

[krukow]

Ash is the LI in the tv commercials. I don't care what bioware does in the game, when they're trying to attract a mass (heh) audience, Ash takes center stage.

This is the miri thread though, and since I've helped derail it, I shall ask a question for you all to answer:
If you could add one extra miri scene in the game, what would it be? It can be anything you want, from hard core porn style love scene, to just her shooting things on Earth.

Me?
I would put her on Earth for the final goodbye(same convo, just in person), and then I would have her squad providing air cover for the final run to the beam. Obviousy, you'd have to think of a reason for her to survive such a moment, but it's been done before in other movies (get out of there wedge, you can't do any more).

[LanceSolous13]

How is Ash the canon LI in the trailers? I saw nothing to suggest that and, last I checked, Ash ain't bisexual.

[Babi_Siha]

krukow wrote...

Ash is the LI in the tv commercials. I don't care what bioware does in the game, when they're trying to attract a mass (heh) audience, Ash takes center stage.

This is the miri thread though, and since I've helped derail it, I shall ask a question for you all to answer:
If you could add one extra miri scene in the game, what would it be? It can be anything you want, from hard core porn style love scene, to just her shooting things on Earth.

Me?
I would put her on Earth for the final goodbye(same convo, just in person), and then I would have her squad providing air cover for the final run to the beam. Obviousy, you'd have to think of a reason for her to survive such a moment, but it's been done before in other movies (get out of there wedge, you can't do any more).

I would make her lead her own squad on Earth to make up for not doing sh*t for the war effort. Or maybe convincing Petrovsky to quit Cerberus and join her team in bringing it down.

Modifié par Babi_Siha, 30 août 2012 - 06:07 .

[Taboo]

I already said my goal was not Shep and Miri Make A Porno. The last thing I need is a hardcore insert. I hope you know what that means.

I'd give her a cutscene where she's doing something Miranda-ish, like taking down a bunch of Cerberus troops or even a small base.

That way people here can use something other than head canon.

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

Feindish, I listed Ori as an Infiltraitor or Engie under the idea that she was either taught at Grissom Accademy or by Miranda. Trying to experiment with ways to keep Ori in game but not a part of Miranda's Focus.

She wasn't taught anything by anyone. Miranda would make sure of that. 

She has no biotic ability. No useful tech skills. Until she was abducted by Henry Lawson, she had probably never been close to a gun before. 

She's a civilian. No training, no skills, no experience. A normal person, or as normal as would seem.

The thing is, she really wouldn't have to be Miranda's focus. She could be a volunteer or assistant working at a refugee camp or whatnot. I really don't see how she wouldn't be tied to Miranda. That's a lot of their focus. They absolutely went overboard with it though. Oriana couldn't appear unless Miranda was involved though plain and simple.

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 30 août 2012 - 06:13 .

[fiendishchicken]

LanceSolous13 wrote...

How is Ash the canon LI in the trailers? I saw nothing to suggest that and, last I checked, Ash ain't bisexual.

They put her in the release trailer for the game with Male Shep. It's clear from the way she's looking at him, it's supposed to imply they're in a relationship. They didn't change the Femshep one, probably because they were so lazy.

[Babi_Siha]

fiendishchicken wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

Feindish, I listed Ori as an Infiltraitor or Engie under the idea that she was either taught at Grissom Accademy or by Miranda. Trying to experiment with ways to keep Ori in game but not a part of Miranda's Focus.

She wasn't taught anything by anyone. Miranda would make sure of that. 

She has no biotic ability. No useful tech skills. Until she was abducted by Henry Lawson, she had probably never been close to a gun before. 

She's a civilian. No training, no skills, no experience. A normal person, or as normal as would seem.

It's possible for Ori to be a biotic, although she wouldn't have received the proper training to master the ability. I agree on everything else though, Miranda took Oriana to give her a normal life,she wouldn't want her sister to have any training at all. And Oriana was never a student at Grissom academy, I don't know where did that come from.

[krukow]

fiendishchicken wrote...

LanceSolous13 wrote...

How is Ash the canon LI in the trailers? I saw nothing to suggest that and, last I checked, Ash ain't bisexual.

They put her in the release trailer for the game with Male Shep. It's clear from the way she's looking at him, it's supposed to imply they're in a relationship. They didn't change the Femshep one, probably because they were so lazy.

for the record, I know there's no canon LI, I just use this whenever you all pick on poor ash
Also, they show a quick clip of the Ash love scene, so no imply yo 

But Miri (among others) is just as valid and enjoyable.  Miri's ME2 romance is actually one of my favorites.

Modifié par krukow, 30 août 2012 - 06:12 .

[Babi_Siha]

krukow wrote...

for the record, I know there's no canon LI, I just use this whenever you all pick on poor ash

But Miri (among others) is just as valid and enjoyable.

Hey, you're the one who brought you friend, the insignifican troll, here. And you just love to pick on Miranda as well.

[Taboo]

Hardcore porno. Jesus krukow. That industry is failing by the way. No one buys porn anymore.

Your canon is your canon. That was the point with the endings and the Stargazer scene.