naledgeborn wrote...
No Shepard Jr./Miranda II? But think of the early morning calisthenics and weapons/ordinance training... who will Shep have to fistbump when things go BOOM?
WIN. Which gives me an idea...
Shepard: Nice! You just toasted 2 Makos with just a kilo of PE (plastic explosive)! That's gotta be a record.
Ryan (Shep. Jr): Heh. Just busted your record old man.
Shep: Shut up or you're paying for the beers tonight.
Ryan: A'ight dad, you the stud. You the stud.
Shep *pats Ryan on the back with a fatherly grin*: Now that's more like it.
Miranda *yelling from inside the house*: Ryan! Mow the lawn NOW!!
Ryan *sighs as both father and son head back to the house*: Alright. Damn mom and her mowing obsession...
Shep: At least she's sexy as hell.
Ryan: True dat. *fistbump*
Ryan: Hang on dad...you said you hated the lawn right?
Shepard: Yeah, why...you little jackass. You are SMART!
Ryan: What can I say dad, I'm a born genius.
*Miranda is busy preparing dinner while simultaneously reading growth reports from her company when she heards a massive boom and rushes out into the yard*
Miranda *sees the destroyed lawn and starts screaming*: Ryan Shepard, what the hell did you just do?!!
Ryan: Relax mom, I just solved your lawn problems for you! *high fives with Shepard*
Miranda *venomous tone*: Oh Ryan Shepard, you will experience pain no man has ever experienced before tonight...and you! John Shepard! Why did you allow him to blow up the lawn and my beloved roses with it?!!
Shepard: Um...uh...that's because dinner's burning?
Miranda: *screams*