Miranda: Miss al-Jilani, I understand that you have interviewed Commander Shepard recently.
al-Jilani: Yes, and what business is it of yours?
Miranda: Well, I'm Miranda Lawson, whom you implied to be Commander Shepard's 'kept woman'.
al-Jilani: Oh yes, you! Do you deny that you're involved in a sexual affair with Commander Shep-
Miranda: No, I won't deny it. However, your interview was...rather...
insulting to both me and Commander Shepard, and I couldn't help but notice that it was extremely biased against us.
al-Jilani: Well-
Miranda: You see, I don't take kindly to slander and lies, and the last one who tried that against me was found in a small cargo crate floating about in space after being airlocked. Upon opening up the crate, authorities found her body in 26 pieces, and when reconstructed, she was determined to have died from massive internal hemorrhaging due to 50 different internal injuries. In addition to that, before she died, she had her nails ripped out, her genitals mutilated, her right eye pierced with a red hot poker-
al-Jilani: You-you can't do that to me! I have your confession on my camera drone! I-I'll have you arrested and executed!
Miranda *laughs*: Miss al-Jilani, if you were paying more attention, you would've noticed that your camera drone is no longer active thanks to a little EMP pulse. So yes, I can do all of that to you...*leans in closer to whisper in al-Jilani's ear*...and much,
much more. And still get away with it
al-Jilani *gulps audibly*: Wh-wh-what do you want?
Miranda: It's elementary Miss al-Jilani. I want a public apology to both me and Commander Shepard, broadcast over every news network in the galaxy, about how sorry you are that you've slandered us both. Also, never harass Shepard ever again.
al-Jilani: This is madness! There is no-
Miranda: Remember what I can do to you-
al-Jilani *panicking*: Ok ok! Fine! I'll do as you say!
Miranda: Thank you Miss al-Jilani. Have a nice day! *waves gaily before turning around and walking off*
Modifié par JosephDucreux, 13 décembre 2011 - 09:11 .