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LolaLei

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Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.

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... I never got the lift. I should try that XD

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LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


What about the third time? Wake up in bed with Conrad Verner? D:

Modifié par yoshibb, 22 mars 2012 - 12:37 .


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LolaLei

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yoshibb wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


What about the third time? Wake up in bed with Conrad Verner? D:


HAHAHA! Is it wrong that I kinda like that idea?

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LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


Do you have any vids of this? :lol: I'd love to see it!

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yoshibb wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


What about the third time? Wake up in bed with Conrad Verner? D:


AAHHH :blink::blink::P

Modifié par Little Miss Angel, 22 mars 2012 - 12:42 .


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LolaLei

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LadyofRivendell wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


Do you have any vids of this? :lol: I'd love to see it!


Found some:

First time:



Second time:



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Can I have a Kaidan, please? I'm about to embark on the final mission, and I need some moral support. :( This is my first time finishing the game.


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Modifié par Sandtigress, 22 mars 2012 - 12:44 .


#36934
LolaLei

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Little Miss Angel wrote...

yoshibb wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


What about the third time? Wake up in bed with Conrad Verner? D:


AAHHH :blink::blink::P


Amazing! Actually, I always thought it would be awesome to have him on board the Normandy as a crew mate or team member. I could just imagine EDI informing Shepard that she caught Conrad raiding through Shep's underwear draw LOL!

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For everyone who dislikes Allers.

https://twitter.com/#!/DianaAllersANN

Enjoy!

I cant stop laughing

Modifié par Satanicponies, 22 mars 2012 - 12:59 .


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"Conrad EDI told me you were raiding my panty drawer...." glares
"Oh... I thought walking in your shoes for a day was a bit.. cliche... you know...you... can have them back...."
shep backs away slowly "No..no... you can keep them"....


Dunno why thet poped into my head hehe

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LolaLei wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


Do you have any vids of this? :lol: I'd love to see it!


Found some:

First time:



Second time:




Haha, watching those led to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVwM3UIs1o&feature=related   :lol:

Wish I could find that scene with FemShep. I'm so used to hearing Hale over Meer, I don't think I could ever play as MaleShep...

Modifié par LadyofRivendell, 22 mars 2012 - 01:14 .


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LolaLei

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Something just occured to me:

Since Shepard was part synthetic and the destroy option didn't kill her, does that mean she is now blind since the blast probably ****ed up all her synthetic parts, including her eyes which were also synthetic?

... Man, those endings just keep getting worse! Forever alone AND left completely blind, she can't evem jump back into her work to keep her mind off Kaidan and the rest of her crew!

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LadyofRivendell wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


Do you have any vids of this? :lol: I'd love to see it!


Found some:

First time:



Second time:




Haha, watching those led to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVwM3UIs1o&feature=related   :lol:

Wish I could find that scene with FemShep. I'm so used to hearing Hale over Meer, I don't think I could ever play as MaleShep...


I love the way Meer's delivers those lines though. I've never kept Ashley alive so I've never heard any of my Shep's say it LOL.

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Satanicponies wrote...

For everyone who dislikes Allers.

https://twitter.com/#!/DianaAllersANN

Enjoy!

I cant stop laughing

Diana Allers: LIKE SMOOKY MELT IN MICWOWAVE

#36941
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Ianthia wrote...

"Conrad EDI told me you were raiding my panty drawer...." glares
"Oh... I thought walking in your shoes for a day was a bit.. cliche... you know...you... can have them back...."
shep backs away slowly "No..no... you can keep them"....


Dunno why thet poped into my head hehe


lol! oh Conrad, I miss you. But no, you can't take Kaidan's place.

#36942
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devSin wrote...

Satanicponies wrote...

For everyone who dislikes Allers.

https://twitter.com/#!/DianaAllersANN

Enjoy!

I cant stop laughing

Diana Allers: LIKE SMOOKY MELT IN MICWOWAVE


@thane BANE KRIBOS, WAT U SAY 2 PPL DAY SAY U REDEMBER EVRY TIME U POOPED 

Modifié par Satanicponies, 22 mars 2012 - 01:25 .


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LolaLei wrote...

Sooo I just found out that you can get Shepard so drunk in Purgatory that you wake up on the couch next to Aria, then if do it again you wake up in a lift surrounded by people giving you weird looks, this tickled me so I figured I'd go try it out for myself and it was truly hilarious, it really cheered me up. Then I remembered how bad the endings were and it just served to remind me how badly Bioware ****ed up the endings.

... It's mind blowing to think that they can put so much effort into little things like that only to drop the ball during the last 5 minutes of the game. It's really quite sad.


I actually tried that when I was at purgatory...when she wakes up next to Aria I was laughing so hard, so I thought, huh....wonder what happens if I do it again.  Tho waking up in the elevator was a bit embarassing...especially with the skirt/dress on and femsheps lack of modesty with her legs and all....

#36944
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Wait, you guys actually run around the Citadel in that little black dress?!

#36945
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Sandtigress wrote...

Soccerchic601 wrote...

Can I have a Kaidan, please? I'm about to embark on the final mission, and I need some moral support. :( This is my first time finishing the game.


How's this?  

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@ Lady: I wore the dress for the date with Kaidan and ended up running around in it finishing up side missions, lol.

#36946
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Does Kaidan actually send an email about the date? What does it say? Anelle always seems to get emails after the fact rather than before, and this time, no email ever appeared. I just look for and click on everyone everywhere, that's how I got it.

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LolaLei wrote...

Something just occured to me:

Since Shepard was part synthetic and the destroy option didn't kill her, does that mean she is now blind since the blast probably ****ed up all her synthetic parts, including her eyes which were also synthetic?

... Man, those endings just keep getting worse! Forever alone AND left completely blind, she can't evem jump back into her work to keep her mind off Kaidan and the rest of her crew!


I tend to think that she'll definitely be affected by it but it won't be anything truly crippling, like blindness.  That is the logical progression of what Star Kid says though, but I think he's full of crap anyway.  My headcanon is that it's only Reaper tech that is explicitly going to be destroyed.  I believe EDI was strongly developed from Reaper tech, so she's gone, but I think the geth are more likely to revert to their pre-Reaper merge state, before they used the Reaper code to augment their intelligence.  As for Shepard... well, Reaper tech was probably used at least a little bit in her various synthetic bits, so I do assume that quite a few of them begin to malfunction if not fail outright.  Just nothing fatal or crippling, though she probably won't be fistfighting any more yahgs in her career.

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LadyofRivendell wrote...

Wait, you guys actually run around the Citadel in that little black dress?!


I tried but Shep's butt is enormous in that thing. It's so awkward :[

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yoshibb wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

Wait, you guys actually run around the Citadel in that little black dress?!


I tried but Shep's butt is enormous in that thing. It's so awkward :[


I do, occasionally, because I find the outfit hilarious. And yes, her butt is enormous, which is partly why I find the dress the funny.

...I haven't been here in months so, hello again!

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I only have her were it for the Date with Kaidan, but other then that, it's Aliance gear for her


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