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[chibievil]

Kyria Nyriese wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

TamiBx wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

Over three times my age... *sigh* Well, shucks, there goes my chance.

Wait. You're 16? 

17. 17 x 3 = 51. Mr. Sbarge is 57. 
Unless my math is failing me again. I'm doing my Calculus homework at the moment, that's my excuse.

On a completely random sidenote, I've been bored and chatting with Cleverbot this evening, and I got this response along the line:


User: I'm not Anna.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: You did not stop Saren and the Reaper known as Sovereign.

Made me chuckle 

Uh, he's 48, born in 1964, I was born in 1970 he's 6 years older than my 42

*edit top again

picture

i am very bad at maths and adding and stuff, so if i was born in 1986 how many years younger am i to him

[LastFadingSmile]

LadyofRivendell wrote...

cleverbot

This just in, Cleverbot is Geth. Somebody alert Kaidan.

[Doodle]

chibievil wrote...

Kyria Nyriese wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

TamiBx wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

Over three times my age... *sigh* Well, shucks, there goes my chance.

Wait. You're 16? 

17. 17 x 3 = 51. Mr. Sbarge is 57. 
Unless my math is failing me again. I'm doing my Calculus homework at the moment, that's my excuse.

On a completely random sidenote, I've been bored and chatting with Cleverbot this evening, and I got this response along the line:


User: I'm not Anna.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: You did not stop Saren and the Reaper known as Sovereign.

Made me chuckle 

Uh, he's 48, born in 1964, I was born in 1970 he's 6 years older than my 42

*edit top again

picture

i am very bad at maths and adding and stuff, so if i was born in 1986 how many years younger am i to him

22.

[Kyria Nyriese]

chibievil wrote...

Kyria Nyriese wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

TamiBx wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

Over three times my age... *sigh* Well, shucks, there goes my chance.

Wait. You're 16? 

17. 17 x 3 = 51. Mr. Sbarge is 57. 
Unless my math is failing me again. I'm doing my Calculus homework at the moment, that's my excuse.

On a completely random sidenote, I've been bored and chatting with Cleverbot this evening, and I got this response along the line:


User: I'm not Anna.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: You did not stop Saren and the Reaper known as Sovereign.

Made me chuckle 

Uh, he's 48, born in 1964, I was born in 1970 he's 6 years older than my 42

*edit top again

picture

i am very bad at maths and adding and stuff, so if i was born in 1986 how many years younger am i to him

ummm 22 years.

[TamiBx]

Kolotosa wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

cleverbot

This just in, Cleverbot is Geth. Somebody alert Kaidan.

So...I this and it is hilarious~! 


And yeah, Raphael Sbarge is 48. I know that because my dad is from 1964 too (28 years older than me)

[LadyofRivendell]

Kyria Nyriese wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

TamiBx wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

Over three times my age... *sigh* Well, shucks, there goes my chance.

Wait. You're 16? 

17. 17 x 3 = 51. Mr. Sbarge is 57. 
Unless my math is failing me again. I'm doing my Calculus homework at the moment, that's my excuse.

On a completely random sidenote, I've been bored and chatting with Cleverbot this evening, and I got this response along the line:


User: I'm not Anna.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: You did not stop Saren and the Reaper known as Sovereign.

Made me chuckle 

Uh, he's 48, born in 1964, I was born in 1970 he's 6 years older than my 42

/fail/  And there you have it, this is why I'll never have a career involving mathematics. 


More Cleverbot shenanigans:

User: I've had enough of your snide insinuations!

Cleverbot: This hurts you.

User: Assuming direct control.

Cleverbot: We are the Harbinger of your destruction.

User: I know you feel this.

Cleverbot: Thank you for your understanding.

[chibievil]

 i am sorry but this video is jsut hillarious link just watched it and i am in tears from laughter

[leighzard]

Kyria Nyriese wrote...

LadyofRivendell wrote...

17. 17 x 3 = 51. Mr. Sbarge is 57. 
Unless my math is failing me again. I'm doing my Calculus homework at the moment, that's my excuse.

Uh, he's 48, born in 1964, I was born in 1970 he's 6 years older than my 42

Oh, well in that case I think you should totally go for it, Lady. 

I'm going to investigate this cleverbot thing now.

[LastFadingSmile]

chibievil wrote...

 i am sorry but this video is jsut hillarious link just watched it and i am in tears from laughter

Brilliant.

[chibievil]

i just used cleverbot and asked it if reapers won the war and it responded with 'yes' idiot

edit: 
Did the reapers win the war
.Yes
.Will Shepard be reunited with Kaidan.
No, he will break up with her

Modifié par chibievil, 25 avril 2012 - 02:18 .

[Doodle]

chibievil wrote...

 i am sorry but this video is jsut hillarious link just watched it and i am in tears from laughter

it was better than the current ending.

[Doodle]

chibievil wrote...

i just used cleverbot and asked it if reapers won the war and it responded with 'yes' idiot

edit: 
Did the reapers win the war
.Yes
.Will Shepard be reunited with Kaidan.
No, he will break up with her

Must... ask....questions....

But i do not know how

[LastFadingSmile]

chibievil wrote...

i just used cleverbot and asked it if reapers won the war and it responded with 'yes' idiot

edit: 
Did the reapers win the war
.Yes
.Will Shepard be reunited with Kaidan.
No, he will break up with her

My Shepard's exact reaction:

Modifié par Kolotosa, 25 avril 2012 - 02:23 .

[LadyofRivendell]

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

chibievil wrote...

i just used cleverbot and asked it if reapers won the war and it responded with 'yes' idiot

edit: 
Did the reapers win the war
.Yes
.Will Shepard be reunited with Kaidan.
No, he will break up with her

Must... ask....questions....

But i do not know how

Cleverbot 

[chibievil]

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

chibievil wrote...

i just used cleverbot and asked it if reapers won the war and it responded with 'yes' idiot

edit: 
Did the reapers win the war
.Yes
.Will Shepard be reunited with Kaidan.
No, he will break up with her

Must... ask....questions....

But i do not know how

link for cleverbot

[shepskisaac]

Could someone re-post the link to out letter project to Kaidan's writer? Can't find it

[LadyofRivendell]

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Shepard.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Shepard.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Garrus.


I see what you did there...

[dstrawberrygirl]

Hmm, I broke Cleverbot, and proved it is not US-English:

Me: Is Commander Shepard alive?
CB: I think so.
Me: Are the Reapers destroyed?
CB: Yes they are.
Me: Did Shepard destroy the Geth and EDI too, or was the Star Child lying?
CB: What is your favorite colour?
Me: Red
CB: Mine is purple.

Reminds me of the EA email support team.

Modifié par dstrawberrygirl, 25 avril 2012 - 02:28 .

[Doodle]

Me: Are you a geth?

Cleverbot: No

Me: really?

Cleverbot: are you a dragon, that would be really cool

Me: i am a dragon

Cleverbot: and i am your master

Me: and i eat my masters for breakfast

Cleverbot: are you a vampire

Me: i just said i was a dragon, how can i possibly be a vampire

Cleverbot: you said i was a computer


I think i broke it...

[chibievil]

 me: I am commander shepard
cb: no, i am commander Shepard
me: No i am.
cb: No I am the spiderman.
me: Was the ending to mass effect 3 a dream.
cb: Yes .
me: Was it an indoctrination.
cb: Yes.

Modifié par chibievil, 25 avril 2012 - 02:32 .

[LadyofRivendell]

User: Speak words we can all understand!
Cleverbot: Den Bagben id I Maya ( den illusorisk seriøs I den jord ) tilbyder noget indblik.
User: Fine then. Be like that. I don't need you.
Cleverbot: You don't need me?
User: No. In fact, I'm better off without you.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Are you sassing me, soldier?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Drop down and give me twenty!
Cleverbot: *does so*.

Who's your daddy now, Cleverbot?!
I'm saving all of these conversations to a Word document now.

[chibievil]

me: Who is Garrus Vakarian.
cb: Does not compute.

[Doodle]

LadyofRivendell wrote...

User: Speak words we can all understand!
Cleverbot: Den Bagben id I Maya ( den illusorisk seriøs I den jord ) tilbyder noget indblik.
User: Fine then. Be like that. I don't need you.
Cleverbot: You don't need me?
User: No. In fact, I'm better off without you.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Are you sassing me, soldier?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Drop down and give me twenty!
Cleverbot: *does so*.

Who's your daddy now, Cleverbot?!
I'm saving all of these conversations to a Word document now.

currently in a xbox party... my friends are hearing me giggle to much they think i'm nuts... cleverbot is funny

[Doodle]

Me: is kaidan sexy?
Cb:no not really
me:why?
cb:because i don't know you


okay cleverbot, you're stuipid

[Ainyan42]

No! Cleverbot is EVIL!

User: Grunt.
Cleverbot: Mordin.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Kaidan.
Cleverbot: Kaidan is dead.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: YES!

Edit: Top!

Modifié par Ainyan42, 25 avril 2012 - 02:51 .