Major Kaidan Alenko in ME3: We're going to need a bigger boot.
#54076
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:10
Alenko suffer from severe headaches because of the early-model L2 biotic impants and he was given as a child. The L2 implants since has been discontinued due to the rik of crippling neurological damage."
Not much of a Codex entry eh?
Kaidan shoulda voice the codex himself
/giggle
think of the PARADOX it would create...
/giggle...
oh i have sooo many idea's...
#54077
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:37
If he did - we would sit and listen to him reading all those biotic and FTL articles instead of playing, I'm afraid...oh, and each chapter should begin with "Hey, Shepard..."Kaidan shoulda voice the codex himself
#54078
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:37
Can't find where that image comes from - I only found the main announcement so far...
#54079
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:41
Someone leaked class images. And it's not in announcement.Can't find where that image comes from
#54081
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:43
dstrawberrygirl wrote...
I read several posts and had no clue what anyone was talking about, then I figured it must be the mp announcement that I hadn't yet seen... sometimes a little link helps us old folks who can't keep up with the pace of you young kidz!
Can't find where that image comes from - I only found the main announcement so far...
Here ya go. I think.
Pics and stuff.
#54082
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:46
cause you know... omni-shields and stuff
#54083
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:50
So...like we really need another writer on here, but...I have sort of started on a story, but I would like some opinions on whether or not anyone would be interested in me continuing it. It doesn't have a name yet, but you can find it here on my Livejournal. You can post a comment there or here, whichever is easier. If you don't have a Livejournal account, that is okay, because the entry is public and I have anonymous commenting turned on.
Thank for any feedback I might get.
#54084
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:50
#54085
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 07:54
AshTheBrave wrote...
Me too. I love that one too Doodle.
knowing my luck i'll get the infiltrator first, then the adept...
cause thats the first 2 classes i actually unlocked with the previous DLC's...
#54086
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 08:17
#54087
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 08:47
It started off innocently enough. Omnigel slathered on the latches to the armour lockers. A Citadel gift shop whoopee cushion on Joker’s chair that said “official He3 gas converter unit”. A sign stuck to Garrus’ behind that said “calibrate me”.
Shepard could overlook that. Things were tense. The war was making everyone frustrated. If a little harmless prankery meant the Normandy kept running smoothly, he could turn a blind eye.
Liara’s VI began belting out annoying show tunes that night and Dr. Chakwas came running out of the medbay cursing, when a bottle of whiskey she’d opened had been filled with fake spiders.
Shepard did his best to keep a straight face as he made the announcement that while levity was all well and good, these were serious times, and so, please keep the disruption to Normandy’s regular functions at a minimum.
He hated making speeches like that. But he stepped down from the galaxy map and nodded firmly to himself. That was the end of that.
Until he poured a cup of coffee to find someone had put dried fish paste in the filters. That was bad enough.
Until it got worse.
Shepard discovered in the worst possible way that a stick of “McSorley’s free range varren cloaca margarine” had found it’s way into his breather helmet and left there to melt.
Ever the professional, without a word Shepard pulled the helmet off, replaced it with his spare and continued on the mission, stinking of fake butter and with no coffee in his system.
But a line had been crossed. A shot had been fired. This was war.
~~
Everyone was a suspect, everyone was going to pay, thought Shepard as he strode across the shuttle bay, bits of margarine in his hair.
“Shepard.” Kaidan ran after him down the hall. “This..The butter. Maybe it was … meant for someone else. Like.. Like.. ohgod. Like me for instance.”
Shepard stopped short and turned briskly on his heel. “Major.” He said in a terrifyingly calm voice. “I haven’t had any coffee today and I smell like creamed varren ass. Is there something you’d like to tell me?”
~~
In his cabin, still damp from the three showers it took to get the smell off, Shepard looked at the two culprits.
Specialist Traynor found herself utterly fascinated by Shepard’s fishtank and Kaidan tried looking everywhere else.
“I told Major Alenko that he seemed awfully.. uptight.” Samantha said sheepishly. “I told him he needed a good old Oxford pranking.”
“And I told her I had a great sense of humour and I had been one of the best jokesters at Brain Camp.” Kaidan winced. “I may have exaggerated.”
“And the butter?”
“That would have been me, sir. I was going for Major Alenko’s helmet after he ruined my morning coffee.”
“To be fair, Javik says it’s the best the coffee’s ever tasted.” Kaidan supplied helpfully.
“Specialist Traynor, you are to report to Lieutenant Cortez in the Armoury and you are going to clean every inch of my hardsuit.” Shepard sighed. “EVERY inch. With a toothbrush.” He enunciated that last word and she flinched just a little bit.
“Major Alenko, you’re a senior officer and I expect better of you. I don’t care if Javik likes the coffee this way, fix it. And for the rest of the week, you’re on kitchen duty in between missions.” He frowned. “Traynor, you’re dismissed.”
She scrambled away with a hasty salute, leaving Kaidan rocking on his feet. “Shep..”
“I would recommend finding other ways to make this up to me, Major.” Shepard said, just a little too seriously for the twinkle in his eyes. “Just.. no butter.”
Kaidan grinned back. “Aye Aye, skipper. I’m sure I can find something else.”
#54088
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:01
#54089
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:04
Nrieh wrote...
If he did - we would sit and listen to him reading all those biotic and FTL articles instead of playing, I'm afraid...oh, and each chapter should begin with "Hey, Shepard..."Kaidan shoulda voice the codex himself
Dreamy drool.
...
Let him voice the Yellow Pages.
That's proper DLC.
#54090
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:07
txmn1016 wrote...
So, I had an interview for a job this morning and was told I'd be called back "this afternoon" about it. It's officially 4:59 and no phone call. I'm needing some serious Kaidan right now, guys. That and a stiff drink.
Drinks are on me.
No Kaidan pic, but found this, rather cheerful methink.

http://massdefect.tumblr.com/
EDIT
Modifié par Mimitochan, 11 juillet 2012 - 09:15 .
#54091
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:12
Nrieh wrote...
If he did - we would sit and listen to him reading all those biotic and FTL articles instead of playing, I'm afraid...oh, and each chapter should begin with "Hey, Shepard..."Kaidan shoulda voice the codex himself
*de-lerks* now, i am going to have, " Hey, Shepard, the Human Systems Aliance..." in my head .. every time i hear the codex... * re lerks*
#54092
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:13
Mimitochan wrote...
txmn1016 wrote...
So, I had an interview for a job this morning and was told I'd be called back "this afternoon" about it. It's officially 4:59 and no phone call. I'm needing some serious Kaidan right now, guys. That and a stiff drink.
Drinks are on me.
No Kaidan pic, but found this, rather cheerful methink.
http://massdefect.tumblr.com/
Okay, that did make me laugh
#54093
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:17
AshTheBrave wrote...
Haha. I was kinda surprised by that too. I don't think Kaidan's a weenie nerd. He seems like a pretty strong nerd. I mean, the guy stood up to Shepard and flat out told her he wouldn't leave his ideals for her. He's got guts. I like it
This is what I like about him too. He stands up for himself and what he believes even if nobody else thinks the same. He'll even defend Udina to the death if he doesn't trust Shepard.
Integrity and confidence, I like that.
Modifié par Annaka, 11 juillet 2012 - 09:17 .
#54094
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:17
txmn1016 wrote...
Mimitochan wrote...
txmn1016 wrote...
So, I had an interview for a job this morning and was told I'd be called back "this afternoon" about it. It's officially 4:59 and no phone call. I'm needing some serious Kaidan right now, guys. That and a stiff drink.
Drinks are on me.
No Kaidan pic, but found this, rather cheerful methink.
http://massdefect.tumblr.com/
Okay, that did make me laugh
Behold the beauty of synthesis...
Also added some ME1 LT pic, just realized today how i had missed him...
Anyway, cheers, and goodnight...
#54095
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:54
NSFW
http://25.media.tumb...zse2zo1_500.jpg
context 'Just your daily reminder that this blog is full of inappropriate things, like teenage Shep and Kaidan making out. '
and your SFW stone Lions

''Just a quick sketch. Ahhh the early days. They were so young in ME1. Well, not really but you know what I mean.
(As usual, spicyshimmy had some kind of hand in inspiring this.)''
#54096
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:57
Evil you.....it's almost 2am here! I was sleepy and just goig to bed, and refreshed forum... Now I'm awake and trying hard to hold my hysterical laugh and not to wake up anyone.Story I found on Tumblr. Credit to joasakura on Tumblr. I wonder what Shepard had in mind...
heh.. better... BRITANNICA! *sigh*Let him voice the Yellow Pages.
That's proper DLC.
#54097
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 09:59
txmn1016 wrote...
So, I had an interview for a job this morning and was told I'd be called back "this afternoon" about it. It's officially 4:59 and no phone call. I'm needing some serious Kaidan right now, guys. That and a stiff drink.
It will work out, trust me.
My interview is on Friday. I had put in an application the first week in June (!) and they called me at home yesterday. Kind of a nice surprise seeing as I really didn't have any job prospects and was planning on signing up with a temp agency the beginning of August.
I'll let y'all know how it goes.
Oh, and that FemShep/Husk screenshot:
That.
Is.
SO.
Wrong.
On.
SO.
Many.
Levels!!!!
Modifié par MageTarot, 11 juillet 2012 - 10:09 .
#54098
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 10:07
txmn1016 wrote...
So, I had an interview for a job this morning and was told I'd be called back "this afternoon" about it. It's officially 4:59 and no phone call. I'm needing some serious Kaidan right now, guys. That and a stiff drink.
sorry if i'm a bit late but....
Drink!

Plus some hot stuff

And to even it out because you know who might moan at me...
#54100
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 10:32





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