lindtchoco wrote...

I wonder what happened to Shep..
Shepard: *
groan*
Ashley: Its ok, Skipper. We're here.
Kaidan: What's happened to him, Ash?
Shepard: *
groans*
Ashley: He and Wrex kind of challanged each other to a drinking match.
Kaidan: Oh...
Ashley: You see where it's going?
Kaidan: I see where it's going.... who won?
Ashley: It was kind of.. hard to tell.
Kaidan: Do tell.
Ashley: Wrex accused Shepard of cheating drunkenly, and Shepard headbutt him -
Kaidan: Shepard headbutt Wrex?! Wow - I mean, I uh, I can get pretty hammered if I want, but I'd NEVER do something that stupid!
Ashley: This is Shepard.
Kaidan: ... fair point. And What did Wrex do back?
Ashley: Used his claymore as an improvised baseball bat and hit him right in the gut.
Kaidan: Eer....
Ashley: Yeah...
Kaidan: Who you gonna get to clean it up?
Ashley: Not I.
Shepard:
*Makes sick noise, bolts off to bathroom*
Kaidan: ... what are we going to do with him?
Ashley: Ask for a pay raise?
Kaidan: If we have to keep cleaning up after him, then yes. I'm demanded one.
Ashley: That's the spirit, Major!