Kaidan: You realise we have no right to watch this, right?
Shepard: I'm lookin' out for my best friend. Is that a problem?
Ashley: I don't think its a problem.
Shepard: See Kaidan, Ash doesn't think it's a problem.
Kaidan: I hate it when you two get like this.
Ashley: You have to admit, it's adorable.
Kaidan: And unexpected.
Shepard: Not really.
Kaidan: Let me guess, a certain Commander decided to put on wings and play Cupid?
Shepard: What? Oh - god no. Just something in the air.
Ashley: I can't picture that.
Shepard: What can you picture?
Ashley: Horns -
Kaidan: - Tail.
Ashley: - Pitchfork
Kaidan: - uh - oh, and an evil goatee.
Shepard: *sarcastic*... thank you. I love you both. *
strokes stubble thoughtfully.* Never considered a goatee though. Think I could pull it off?
Ashley+Kaidan:
Don't.
Ashley: Aw! He... headbutt her? That's sweet..!... I think.
Shepard: What - is he taking lessons from Wrex?
Kaidan: Oh god, Imagine how that would feel?
Shepard: From experience, very painful.
Kaidan: How do you -
Ashley: I don't wanna know.
Shepard: Dear god, Garrus didn't stutter like a school girl.
Ashley: Don't sound so shocked! I thought you had more faith in - *
disgust* OH! God!
Shepard: Sweet Gezzus!
Kaidan: That's just not right!
*
Back around the corner.*
Shepard: On the up side, score one for Vakarian.
Kaidan: Hell yeah.
Ashley: ... don't you think of anything else?
Shepard: ...
Kaidan: We're men.
Ashley: And its always a challenge not to hold it against the two of you.
Both: *
indignant* Hey!
Modifié par Aurora313, 02 octobre 2012 - 09:35 .