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Major Kaidan Alenko in ME3: We're going to need a bigger boot.


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#6776
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BTW, I tweeted to Casey...

BSN Kaidan thread is very pleased about your answering Kaidan-related questions. Nice to see him acknowledged. Thanks again!



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Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.

:o Ohhhh the drama. Only joking of course. :P

Put a bag over the face and do your business. :sick:

Only joking too, of course. :lol:

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Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.

:o Ohhhh the drama. Only joking of course. :P

If I could put my Shep in a full body condom like in Naked Gun, sure :sick:

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Jenova65 wrote...

Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.

:o Ohhhh the drama. Only joking of course. :P

Morrigan........... is that you? ;):P



I haven't even played DA. :pinched:

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Caseshep wrote...

Jenova65 wrote...

Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.

:o Ohhhh the drama. Only joking of course. :P

Morrigan........... is that you? ;):P



I haven't even played DA. :pinched:

Oooops? :o:huh:

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Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.

:o Ohhhh the drama. Only joking of course. :P


Hmmmm. Would it be worth the hallucinations that come from licking a drell?

Maybe that would send you on a vision quest.

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Ha! @Bekkael. "Do your "Business"

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IsaacShep wrote...

Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.

:o Ohhhh the drama. Only joking of course. :P

If I could put my Shep in a full body condom like in Naked Gun, sure :sick:


:lol::lol::lol:

Good idea.



@Jenova
No no, that's okay. I've heard a few spoilers from here and tumblr and other friends, so I'm not against them. I do usually close my eyes and go lalalallalalalala.
But that's what I get for hanging around here and waiting until I get a 360 (in December probably) to play DA. <_<

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Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.


Don't give them ideas! I swear, if ME3 ends with a DA:O-style "Have sex with Liara or your love interest dies" choice, I will rage so hard.

Of course, what would be even worse is if, somehow, the choice was "Make Kaidan sleep with Liara or he'll die-"

OH NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NO, BIOWARE, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! NOOOOOO....!

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You know wat woulda been awesome is that if in the Arrival bit, instead of Hackett showing up--Kaidan did. To have that talk. Maybe Hackett sent him...since he's a Spectre and all now.

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rapscallioness wrote...

Ha! @Bekkael. "Do your "Business"

Heh. Yeah, I don't even know how to get into the mechanics and choreography of alien sex. It makes me go :blink: and then :sick:. Probably why I've never read any Thane or Garrus fanfic porn. Such thoughts boggle the mind.

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KawaiiKatie wrote...

Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.


Don't give them ideas! I swear, if ME3 ends with a DA:O-style "Have sex with Liara or your love interest dies" choice, I will rage so hard.

Of course, what would be even worse is if, somehow, the choice was "Make Kaidan sleep with Liara or he'll die-"

OH NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NO, BIOWARE, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! NOOOOOO....!



Well at least Liara wouldn't enjoy that as much as she would enjoy it with Shepard. Less emotional connection between them! :wizard:

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Caseshep wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

Caseshep wrote...

What if it was..... HAVE SEX WITH LIARA/THE SQUADMATE YOU DISLIKE MOST OR KAIDAN DIES.


Don't give them ideas! I swear, if ME3 ends with a DA:O-style "Have sex with Liara or your love interest dies" choice, I will rage so hard.

Of course, what would be even worse is if, somehow, the choice was "Make Kaidan sleep with Liara or he'll die-"

OH NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NO, BIOWARE, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! NOOOOOO....!



Well at least Liara wouldn't enjoy that as much as she would enjoy it with Shepard. Less emotional connection between them! :wizard:

I would have him do it if it meant saving his life, but I would frackin shoot her afterwards. Nobody else touches my K-K Poo! :pinched:

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@Caseshep..yes, that's true. Liara is dying for some of Shepard. My goodness.

A quick aside guys: in the LotSB; with Shepard's dogtags...um, did you guys notice that she had it on her desk the whole time. In it's lil boxy pic frame? When she gets up to go to her apt., she grabs it and brings it w/ her...but never mentions that she has your tags until the very end when you invite her up to the Normandy. Wat if you didn't invite her? Do you still the tags later? And why didn't she mention them b4?

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Bekkael wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

Ha! @Bekkael. "Do your "Business"

Heh. Yeah, I don't even know how to get into the mechanics and choreography of alien sex. It makes me go :blink: and then :sick:. Probably why I've never read any Thane or Garrus fanfic porn. Such thoughts boggle the mind.



I adore Thane. And he has a sexy voice. Soooo that all makes up for the fact that he's green and stuff. And just imagine the anatomy is the same. :P


rapscallioness wrote...

@Caseshep..yes, that's true. Liara is dying for some of Shepard. My goodness.

A quick aside guys: in the LotSB; with Shepard's dogtags...um, did you guys notice that she had it on her desk the whole time. In it's lil boxy pic frame? When she gets up to go to her apt., she grabs it and brings it w/ her...but never mentions that she has your tags until the very end when you invite her up to the Normandy. Wat if you didn't invite her? Do you still the tags later? And why didn't she mention them b4?


'Cause she's psyyyycho.

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@Caseshep...yeah it does seem odd. Is she not sure you're...you after the Cerberus boondoggle? Idk. But the camera work made it a point to show that. At first I didn't catch it, but other playthru's I was like wait a minute....!

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Caseshep wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

Ha! @Bekkael. "Do your "Business"

Heh. Yeah, I don't even know how to get into the mechanics and choreography of alien sex. It makes me go :blink: and then :sick:. Probably why I've never read any Thane or Garrus fanfic porn. Such thoughts boggle the mind.



I adore Thane. And he has a sexy voice. Soooo that all makes up for the fact that he's green and stuff. And just imagine the anatomy is the same. :P


Thane does have a sexy voice, I'll give you that, but I was never turned on by lizards. Those characters (Garrus and Thane) are best friend material for me. Plus, I like the idea of Thane staying faithful to his dead wife; I'm a sap that way! :)

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Either way, I can't wait to see the convo. where it's revealed that Liara gave you to Cerberus....that should be interesting.

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I romanced Thane in a playthru cuz I wanted to see these "consequences". Thane is sexy. Voice and all. Then he started calling me Siha....and all that. Loved, but when I did the deed.....I felt bad abt. it. And a lil creepy inside.

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rapscallioness wrote...

Either way, I can't wait to see the convo. where it's revealed that Liara gave you to Cerberus....that should be interesting.

I want a renegade b***hslap option for that convo. :whistle:

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Bekkael wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

Either way, I can't wait to see the convo. where it's revealed that Liara gave you to Cerberus....that should be interesting.

I want a renegade b***hslap option for that convo. :whistle:


Hahahaha! You know, but if it wasn't for psycho Liara..Shep would not be here. (ewww and the Collector's would have Shepard's body *shudders*

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Bekkael wrote...

Caseshep wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

Ha! @Bekkael. "Do your "Business"

Heh. Yeah, I don't even know how to get into the mechanics and choreography of alien sex. It makes me go :blink: and then :sick:. Probably why I've never read any Thane or Garrus fanfic porn. Such thoughts boggle the mind.



I adore Thane. And he has a sexy voice. Soooo that all makes up for the fact that he's green and stuff. And just imagine the anatomy is the same. :P


Thane does have a sexy voice, I'll give you that, but I was never turned on by lizards. Those characters (Garrus and Thane) are best friend material for me. Plus, I like the idea of Thane staying faithful to his dead wife; I'm a sap that way! :)


That last part made me rethink my feelings for a split second, because I'm a sap too, and that is kind of nice. But then I realized that Carth isn't faithful to his dead wife. So, widowers ftw? I feel like a terrible person saying that.
For my Cannon Shep, Garrus is brother, Thane is friend material. But another Shep was made to romance Thane exclusively.  Because yeah, that Siha business is irresistible sometimes.

But Kaidan will always be favorite, best friend, love.

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rapscallioness wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

Either way, I can't wait to see the convo. where it's revealed that Liara gave you to Cerberus....that should be interesting.

I want a renegade b***hslap option for that convo. :whistle:


Hahahaha! You know, but if it wasn't for psycho Liara..Shep would not be here. (ewww and the Collector's would have Shepard's body *shudders*

Honestly, that all sounded silly to me in LotSB. I think T.I.M. is the big bad and would have found a way to acquire Shepard's body. That's just me though. I guess I can cut Liara some slack. ;)

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rapscallioness wrote...

Either way, I can't wait to see the convo. where it's revealed that Liara gave you to Cerberus....that should be interesting.

There better be an option to throw her outta the airlock for this! :devil: And I'll let Kaidan do it! :devil:

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rapscallioness wrote...

I romanced Thane in a playthru cuz I wanted to see these "consequences". Thane is sexy. Voice and all. Then he started calling me Siha....and all that. Loved, but when I did the deed.....I felt bad abt. it. And a lil creepy inside.

I love Thane, just not really as a LI :P Not into any alien LIs, plus Thane has Carth syndrome lol. Kaidan, Jacob, Vega all the way! :D

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