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Major Kaidan Alenko in ME3: We're going to need a bigger boot.


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LadyofRivendell

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Wow, I expected Ashley to get more votes in that one...

I can't wait for ME3's supposed party banter, probably one of the things I'm most looking forward to. And it would have been great if the Mako had banter... But most of it would probably be along the lines of screaming or shouting, "Idon'twannadie Idon'twannadie Idon'twannadie!"

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Woooow those pics Clara found are awesome! I totally love the middle one! I can see Kaidan dressing like that when not on duty :)

I'd like to see Shep and Kai wear some normal cilvillan clothes once...

Teddy would definitely have some sort of bomber jacket and jeans... especially during her rebel phase as a gang member as a teen

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I wonder if Kaidan will get another outfit since Ashley is getting female version of Kaidan's Spectre armor? But I think I know the answer...

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Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/

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IsaacShep wrote...

Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/


Why do I suddenly feel very competitive to make Kaidan win (or at least come in second)?
Then again, I'm naturally competitive :lol:

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IsaacShep wrote...

Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/


Looks like Kaidan is currently winning. :devil:

I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies! :lol: *is easily amused*

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Bekkael wrote...
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning. :devil:

I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies! :lol: *is easily amused*


Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."

(insert sound of chirping crickets here)

*takes a bow*

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Bekkael wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/


Looks like Kaidan is currently winning. :devil:

I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies! :lol: *is easily amused*

Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao.  Of course then all the males have erections, lmao

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MageTarot wrote...

Bekkael wrote...
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning. ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png

I
hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I
wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members
clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy
that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small
clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies! ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png *is easily amused*


Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."

(insert sound of chirping crickets here)

*takes a bow*

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server! ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png


As long as it's Kaidan's ass we're staring at, I have no qualms with that name change :lol:

Modifié par LadyofRivendell, 07 octobre 2011 - 01:44 .


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MageTarot wrote...

Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."

(insert sound of chirping crickets here)

*takes a bow*

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server! Posted Image


:lol: For that, this is my gift to you.

@sesheta No mods on consoles. I have a friend that plays on PC and she sent me some naked Anders screenies using the natural bodies mod. Nekkid toons are always fun.

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The funniest one is poor old Caillan crucified by the darkspawn and hanging up there with all his royal jewels on show at full attention, lmao

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sesheta255 wrote...

The funniest one is poor old Caillan crucified by the darkspawn and hanging up there with all his royal jewels on show at full attention, lmao


That is just wrong lol, but so very funny. :lol: Wonders if there are screenshots of that floating around the web.

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Bekkael wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

The funniest one is poor old Caillan crucified by the darkspawn and hanging up there with all his royal jewels on show at full attention, lmao


That is just wrong lol, but so very funny. :lol: Wonders if there are screenshots of that floating around the web.

lmao, it's one of the slides on my screensaverPosted Image

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sesheta255 wrote...

Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao.  Of course then all the males have erections, lmao


Working mod title:  Mass Erect?

...going back to my corner...

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Bekkael wrote...

The only good thing about the Hammerhead (for me) was hitting mutant cows. What the hell was with the little arms on those things anyway??


The better to steal your money.  :D

The Mako did that cow-killing well too!

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Pax of Doom wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao.  Of course then all the males have erections, lmao


Working mod title:  Mass Erect?

...going back to my corner...

lmao, BrilliantPosted Image

Poor Shepard is going to have way too many distractions on the battle field, lol
Or, its a new recruitment tactic by the Alliance - recruitment is up by 50%Posted Image

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Pax of Doom wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao.  Of course then all the males have erections, lmao


Working mod title:  Mass Erect?

...going back to my corner...


I had that mod as well and randomly there would be a dead man on the ground butt naked with an erection which I found pretty impressive considering they were dead!!! King Calin threw me off guard too :lol:

#9743
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Pax of Doom wrote...
 

Bekkael wrote...

The only good thing about the Hammerhead (for me) was hitting mutant cows. What the hell was with the little arms on those things anyway??


The better to steal your money.  :D

The Mako did that cow-killing well too!
*pic snip*


I might have accidently run down a few monkeys in the Mako too. Little buggers wouldn't get out of my way, and I was in a hurry. :whistle:

Mass Erect


I will now have this in my mind as an ME mission consequence:

You finally did it. She warned you not to. You f*ucked with Aria T'Loak. She will have her revenge.

*cut to creepy Aria smirk while Shepard grabs a drink from the bar*
*Aria leans over to one of her underlings*
"Make sure you put him on the upper stage when the drug takes effect. I want everyone to see his little performance."
*time skip*
*camera pans around Afterlife and Shepard poledancing*
*Shepard wakes up hours later, naked on the dirty bathroom floor of Afterlife, looks down at his enormous erection...and screams*

(disclaimer: I'm tired and loopy and therefore take no responsibility for any of the drivel I just wrote)

Um, back on topic...Oh, look! Kaidan by Shoko86.
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Modifié par Bekkael, 07 octobre 2011 - 06:12 .


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lmao, I may just steal that and write it into the r/s fic I'm doing for Jenova about the penis wielding members of the population

#9745
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@sesheta, feel free. :P

#9746
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sesheta255 wrote...
lmao, BrilliantPosted Image

Poor Shepard is going to have way too many distractions on the battle field, lol
Or, its a new recruitment tactic by the Alliance - recruitment is up by 50%Posted Image


Too...many...recruitment...slogans...

Imagine, if you will, a recruitment poster with Kaidan, ahem, at attention.  The slogan?  "I Want You...to join the Alliance".  Yeah, definitely would raise the enrollment!

#9747
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Bekkael wrote...

*cut to creepy Aria smirk while Shepard grabs a drink from the bar*
*Aria leans over to one of her underlings*
"Make sure you put him on the upper stage when the drug takes effect. I want everyone to see his little performance."
*time skip*
*camera pans around Afterlife and Shepard poledancing*
*Shepard wakes up hours later, naked on the dirty bathroom floor of Afterlife, looks down at his enormous erection...and screams*

(disclaimer: I'm tired and loopy and therefore take no responsibility for any of the drivel I just wrote)


:o  Shepard running through the streets of Omega, trying to get back to the Normandy is a great mental image.  Imagine if he were to run into Kaidan, literally or figuratively!  

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Batteries wrote...

I can't be the only one who looked at butts while sitting in the ME1 elevators.

I admit I used to stare at krogan's cute tail more. Don't tell Wrex that I find something about him "cute", ok?

And... had entire party naked once. Urn of Sacred Ashes quest, so, more accurate, "once per DAO playthrough". Poor little fem!Surana which took "human, elf, dwarf" party with her...

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MageTarot wrote...

Bekkael wrote...
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning. :devil:

I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies! :lol: *is easily amused*


Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."

(insert sound of chirping crickets here)

*takes a bow*

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server! Posted Image

I happen to be a vegetarian *folds arms in an unimpressed way* :P
If they are in their undies, lets hope they are cleaner than in DA:O :sick::D

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sesheta255 wrote...

lmao, I may just steal that and write it into the r/s fic I'm doing for Jenova about the penis wielding members of the population

The penis wielding is never going away is it........... :P:D

ETA -
http://t1.gstatic.co...oNTALizsHp_NyWX
Jho... again... I like her Kaidanz, OK? :P

Modifié par Jenova65, 07 octobre 2011 - 07:49 .