Major Kaidan Alenko in ME3: We're going to need a bigger boot.
#9726
Posté 06 octobre 2011 - 10:04
I can't wait for ME3's supposed party banter, probably one of the things I'm most looking forward to. And it would have been great if the Mako had banter... But most of it would probably be along the lines of screaming or shouting, "Idon'twannadie Idon'twannadie Idon'twannadie!"
#9727
Posté 06 octobre 2011 - 11:36
I'd like to see Shep and Kai wear some normal cilvillan clothes once...
Teddy would definitely have some sort of bomber jacket and jeans... especially during her rebel phase as a gang member as a teen
#9728
Posté 06 octobre 2011 - 11:59
#9729
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 12:11
#9730
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 12:30
IsaacShep wrote...
Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/
Why do I suddenly feel very competitive to make Kaidan win (or at least come in second)?
Then again, I'm naturally competitive
#9731
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 01:25
IsaacShep wrote...
Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning.
I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies!
#9732
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 01:30
Bekkael wrote...
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning.
I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies!*is easily amused*
Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."
(insert sound of chirping crickets here)
*takes a bow*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server!
#9733
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 01:40
Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao. Of course then all the males have erections, lmaoBekkael wrote...
IsaacShep wrote...
Another poll:
social.bioware.com/891377/polls/25449/
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning.
I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies!*is easily amused*
#9734
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 01:42
MageTarot wrote...
Bekkael wrote...
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning. ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png
I
hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I
wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members
clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy
that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small
clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies! ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png *is easily amused*
Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."
(insert sound of chirping crickets here)
*takes a bow*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server! ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png
As long as it's Kaidan's ass we're staring at, I have no qualms with that name change
Modifié par LadyofRivendell, 07 octobre 2011 - 01:44 .
#9735
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 01:54
MageTarot wrote...
Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."
(insert sound of chirping crickets here)
*takes a bow*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server!
@sesheta No mods on consoles. I have a friend that plays on PC and she sent me some
#9736
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 01:56
#9737
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 02:21
sesheta255 wrote...
The funniest one is poor old Caillan crucified by the darkspawn and hanging up there with all his royal jewels on show at full attention, lmao
That is just wrong lol, but so very funny.
#9738
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 02:33
lmao, it's one of the slides on my screensaverBekkael wrote...
sesheta255 wrote...
The funniest one is poor old Caillan crucified by the darkspawn and hanging up there with all his royal jewels on show at full attention, lmao
That is just wrong lol, but so very funny.![]()
Wonders if there are screenshots of that floating around the web.
#9739
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 05:07
sesheta255 wrote...
Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao. Of course then all the males have erections, lmao
Working mod title: Mass Erect?
...going back to my corner...
#9740
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 05:13
Bekkael wrote...
The only good thing about the Hammerhead (for me) was hitting mutant cows.What the hell was with the little arms on those things anyway??
The better to steal your money.
The Mako did that cow-killing well too!
#9741
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 05:21
lmao, BrilliantPax of Doom wrote...
sesheta255 wrote...
Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao. Of course then all the males have erections, lmao
Working mod title: Mass Erect?
...going back to my corner...
Poor Shepard is going to have way too many distractions on the battle field, lol
Or, its a new recruitment tactic by the Alliance - recruitment is up by 50%
#9742
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 05:43
Pax of Doom wrote...
sesheta255 wrote...
Nah, you just use the natural bodies mod, lmao. Of course then all the males have erections, lmao
Working mod title: Mass Erect?
...going back to my corner...
I had that mod as well and randomly there would be a dead man on the ground butt naked with an erection which I found pretty impressive considering they were dead!!! King Calin threw me off guard too
#9743
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 05:58
Pax of Doom wrote...
Bekkael wrote...
The only good thing about the Hammerhead (for me) was hitting mutant cows.What the hell was with the little arms on those things anyway??
The better to steal your money.
The Mako did that cow-killing well too!
*pic snip*
I might have accidently run down a few monkeys in the Mako too. Little buggers wouldn't get out of my way, and I was in a hurry.
Mass Erect
I will now have this in my mind as an ME mission consequence:
You finally did it. She warned you not to. You f*ucked with Aria T'Loak. She will have her revenge.
*cut to creepy Aria smirk while Shepard grabs a drink from the bar*
*Aria leans over to one of her underlings*
"Make sure you put him on the upper stage when the drug takes effect. I want everyone to see his little performance."
*time skip*
*camera pans around Afterlife and Shepard poledancing*
*Shepard wakes up hours later, naked on the dirty bathroom floor of Afterlife, looks down at his enormous erection...and screams*
(disclaimer: I'm tired and loopy and therefore take no responsibility for any of the drivel I just wrote)
Um, back on topic...Oh, look! Kaidan by Shoko86.
Modifié par Bekkael, 07 octobre 2011 - 06:12 .
#9744
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 06:05
#9745
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 06:11
#9746
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 06:13
sesheta255 wrote...
lmao, Brilliant
Poor Shepard is going to have way too many distractions on the battle field, lol
Or, its a new recruitment tactic by the Alliance - recruitment is up by 50%
Too...many...recruitment...slogans...
Imagine, if you will, a recruitment poster with Kaidan, ahem, at attention. The slogan? "I Want You...to join the Alliance". Yeah, definitely would raise the enrollment!
#9747
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 06:28
Bekkael wrote...
*cut to creepy Aria smirk while Shepard grabs a drink from the bar*
*Aria leans over to one of her underlings*
"Make sure you put him on the upper stage when the drug takes effect. I want everyone to see his little performance."
*time skip*
*camera pans around Afterlife and Shepard poledancing*
*Shepard wakes up hours later, naked on the dirty bathroom floor of Afterlife, looks down at his enormous erection...and screams*
(disclaimer: I'm tired and loopy and therefore take no responsibility for any of the drivel I just wrote)
#9748
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 06:45
I admit I used to stare at krogan's cute tail more. Don't tell Wrex that I find something about him "cute", ok?Batteries wrote...
I can't be the only one who looked at butts while sitting in the ME1 elevators.
And... had entire party naked once. Urn of Sacred Ashes quest, so, more accurate, "once per DAO playthrough". Poor little fem!Surana which took "human, elf, dwarf" party with her...
#9749
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 07:44
I happen to be a vegetarian *folds arms in an unimpressed way*MageTarot wrote...
Bekkael wrote...
Looks like Kaidan is currently winning.
I hope he gets another outfit too, Isaac, but I won't hold my breath. I wish you had the option in the ME games to take your party members clothes/armor off like you could in DA:O. There's nothing more lulzy that making the entire party fight the broodmother in their small clothes. Imagine fighting Reapers in nothing but undies!*is easily amused*
Then they would have to rename the game to "Ass Effect."
(insert sound of chirping crickets here)
*takes a bow*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server!
If they are in their undies, lets hope they are cleaner than in DA:O
#9750
Posté 07 octobre 2011 - 07:47
The penis wielding is never going away is it...........sesheta255 wrote...
lmao, I may just steal that and write it into the r/s fic I'm doing for Jenova about the penis wielding members of the population
ETA -
http://t1.gstatic.co...oNTALizsHp_NyWX
Jho... again... I like her Kaidanz, OK?
Modifié par Jenova65, 07 octobre 2011 - 07:49 .





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