joker winds me up too. i can't help thinking "what if?" what if shep had let joker die, or he hadn't been such a stubborn ass in the first place, and shep had lived?
my fantasy: shep and sweet kai cling to each other, looking through the life-pod's solitary window as they watch the normandy blow up before them. "I'm glad I wasn't still on board," shep says. "that would have been fatal."
an alliance rescue team find the couple after a few days, during which time they had nothing to do but play tinddlywinks. and much as they enjoyed playing tinddlywinks with each other, 3 whole days of it had drained their reserves. so they were quite glad that the alliance ship found them, even though there were regs against playing tiddlywinks; but they would merely continue in private - it is after all a very addictive game.
as they arrive back in citadel space, newly appointed counsillor anderson comes to make sure that his protege and her eyecandy are both all right. shep tells anderson "the ship that attacked us matches collector ship profiles. you need to send the fleet after them and destroy those fiends!"
anderson agrees.
he then asks shep if she wants to lead the fleet against the collectors. she declines, with the explanation "kaidan asked me to marry him, and i accepted. we are leaving the alliance and going to a colony, where we can settle down. we thought hoorizon souded a nice place to go."


the end.
on a side note, albeit a highly important one, would they be mr and mrs shepard or alenko?