Ashley: Damn it...! Ah - stupid thing!
Shepard: What's the matter?
Ashley: Wardrobe malfunction. The damn zipper is broken.
Shepard: Need a hand?
Ashley: Yes, actually. That would be swell.
Shepard: Its... jammed pretty good, Williams. What the hell did you do?
Ashley: I wasn't looking when I zipped it up. It gets caught if I don't hold my mouth the right way.
Shepard: I think... I got it... *
snap.* Or not.
Ashley: Did you just?
Shepard: Yeah. I think I just broke the little tag off.
Ashley: God, this damn thing is so annoying.
Shepard: Then why do you wear it if it's such a hassle to put on.
Ashley: Because it's more comfortable than my fatigues.... just - let me borrow your hoodie today.
Shepard: Pardon?
Ashley: Rip the zipper so I can take the damn thing off and let me wear your hoodie for today. I'll take it to the stupid store and get it fixed.
Shepard: Uh, no can do. 'Cause.... if that top comes off, then so will the rest of it.
Ashley: ... Skipper... !
Shepard: What? I haven't seen you in three weeks. I am relatively eager to spend the night with my gal. That a problem?
Ashley: Well, when you put it that way - *
kiss.*