dahellraider wrote...
For to love of TNS
The next morning, ashley walks into the dinning room
Ashley: what's this john
Ashley says seeing two plates on each side of the table, both with a lid on top covering something.
Shepard: its Breakfast ofcourse, one set for you right here *Pulls out chair for ashley* and one for me *points to his*
Ashley: you dont cook john
Shepaard: Who said anything about cooking
Ashley: what are you talking about, you have it right here *opens lid to reveal nothing*
Shepard: you see that ash?
Ashely: i dont see anything
Sehpard: Exactly
Ashley: I dont see what your getting at John
Shepard: Theres no breakfast, FOR YOU *opens his own lid to reveal a stack of pancakes*
Ashley: you did not cook that
Shepard: i never said i did
Ashley: Than who skipper?
Hannah: i did ofcourse *shepards mom said, While entering the room*
Ashley: Hannah, what are you doing here.
Hannah: someone didn't cook for my boy, so i had to come over
Ashley: John your lucky your mom's standing in this room
Shepard: And why is that love?
Ashley: lets just say, someone is going to need another lazarus project, when I'm done with you.
Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#27601
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:01
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
#27602
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:02
Episode I: Phantom MenaceHellfire257 wrote...
Think of all the unborn pancakes!
Actually, we really need to stop with the pancakes before we jump out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Episode II: Attack of the Hellfire257
Episode III: Revenge of the Pancakes
#27603
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:20
OH NOOOO IM STARTING TO SOUND LIKE TNS
#27604
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:21
dahellraider wrote...
my mama always said, life is like a stack pancakes, you never know what syrup is going to be with them.
OH NOOOO IM STARTING TO SOUND LIKE TNS
Modifié par Arban M, 16 avril 2012 - 09:22 .
#27605
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:21
Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...
Haha very nice Igib!
Lol Hellfire!!
I didn't expect anyone to get that! LOL!
#27606
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:26
AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
dahellraider wrote...
For to love of TNS
The next morning, ashley walks into the dinning room
Ashley: what's this john
Ashley says seeing two plates on each side of the table, both with a lid on top covering something.
Shepard: its Breakfast ofcourse, one set for you right here *Pulls out chair for ashley* and one for me *points to his*
Ashley: you dont cook john
Shepaard: Who said anything about cooking
Ashley: what are you talking about, you have it right here *opens lid to reveal nothing*
Shepard: you see that ash?
Ashely: i dont see anything
Sehpard: Exactly
Ashley: I dont see what your getting at John
Shepard: Theres no breakfast, FOR YOU *opens his own lid to reveal a stack of pancakes*
Ashley: you did not cook that
Shepard: i never said i did
Ashley: Than who skipper?
Hannah: i did ofcourse *shepards mom said, While entering the room*
Ashley: Hannah, what are you doing here.
Hannah: someone didn't cook for my boy, so i had to come over
Ashley: John your lucky your mom's standing in this room
Shepard: And why is that love?
Ashley: lets just say, someone is going to need another lazarus project, when I'm done with you.SHES ONTO YOU SHEPARD!
That was funny.
Also knock it off with the pancake crap. it has NOTHING to do with Ashley. Start your own PM if you want to talk about breakfast foods. Thank you.
#27607
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:28
But i think im going to start some more Dialog stuff in this thread, i seem to like it.
#27608
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:40
That was great you should turn that into a mini series
#27609
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 09:51
Modifié par Totally Not Swaggacide, 16 avril 2012 - 10:00 .
#27610
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 10:18
Chris Priestly wrote...
Takeing a thread off topic IS trolling.
Back on topic now please.
Just making sure this is visible...
I know it gets quiet around here and I think I speak for all of us when I say I wish we had more to discuss, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere. The pancakes have spawned some great dialogues, but when there is close to a page devoted to the subject it gets a bit crazy.
Don't get me wrong, I like what is posted and it's funny - that's why I contributed. But I do not think it is worth getting into trouble over.
If anything, for the sake of the pancakes, stop!
#27611
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 10:20
That some of us think Ashley loves pancakes doesn't make our opinion less valid than yours. Or invalid. If we want to talk about Ashley and pancakes, we will. Don't like it? Don't read it. Thank you.ADLegend21 wrote...
Also knock it off with the pancake crap. it has NOTHING to do with Ashley. Start your own PM if you want to talk about breakfast foods. Thank you.
#27612
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 10:37
Ashley: They are right behind us.
Shepard: I know.
Ashley: We will never make it.
Shepard: Yeah, I know.
Ashley: We have to do something!
Shepard: Well... if we can't outrun them, then we'll have to face them.
Ashley: But they are too many. They will kill us both.
Shepard: No, they won't.
Ashley: You have a plan?
Shepard: Kind of. I'll hold them off. Buy you enough time.
Ashley: What? Do you really think I'd just leave you here to die?
Shepard: There's no other way, Ash. I'm sorry.
Ashley: I won't leave you. I won't!
Shepard: They're getting closer. You have to go.
Ashley: I... don't want to.
Shepard: Please. Do it... for our child.
Ashley: You... you know about it?
Shepard: Yeah, I know. Now go. Go!
Ashley: I love you!
Shepard: I love you, too.
*Ashley runs off*
Shepard: All right, you motherf*ckers. C'mon, I won't let you touch them!
*as Ashley takes a backward look, she sees Shepard gets overwhelmed*
Ashley: ...Skipper.
Modifié par Igib, 16 avril 2012 - 10:37 .
#27613
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 10:45
I love Ashley and pancakes why can't we talk about both?
#27614
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 10:55
#27615
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 10:55
Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...
@Hellfire
I love Ashley and pancakes why can't we talk about both?
You can.
I was referring to the stuff that was just about pancakes.
Igib wrote...
Anyway, you want some serrious stuff? What 'bout tis?
Ashley: They are right behind us.
Shepard: I know.
Ashley: We will never make it.
Shepard: Yeah, I know.
Ashley: We have to do something!
Shepard: Well... if we can't outrun them, then we'll have to face them.
Ashley: But they are too many. They will kill us both.
Shepard: No, they won't.
Ashley: You have a plan?
Shepard: Kind of. I'll hold them off. Buy you enough time.
Ashley: What? Do you really think I'd just leave you here to die?
Shepard: There's no other way, Ash. I'm sorry.
Ashley: I won't leave you. I won't!
Shepard: They're getting closer. You have to go.
Ashley: I... don't want to.
Shepard: Please. Do it... for our child.
Ashley: You... you know about it?
Shepard: Yeah, I know. Now go. Go!
Ashley: I love you!
Shepard: I love you, too.
*Ashley runs off*
Shepard: All right, you motherf*ckers. C'mon, I won't let you touch them!
*as Ashley takes a backward look, she sees Shepard gets overwhelmed*
Ashley: ...Skipper. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]
What's this from? Episode V: The Waffles strike back?
Please do more!
#27616
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:13
#27617
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:42
ADLegend21 wrote...
Guns and Poems Chapter 35: Vengeance
I read through the whole thing only the other day. Good to see a new chapter!
You've got a few typos in there by the way.
#27618
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 12:20
ADLegend21 wrote...
Guns and Poems Chapter 35: Vengeance
I read through this one day at work on my iPad. Took me a solid 2 hours (actual work interruptions didn't help, too many people coming in!). Amazing work.
#27619
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 12:46
Shepard: There goes another neighbourhood.
Ashley: And another...
Shepard: Ya know, for some insane reason. I can't bring myself to care...
Ashley: Looks like they destroyed the cafe.
Shepard: Regrettable, but an acceptable loss. Their coffee wasn't all that good.
Ashley: And the games store.
Shepard: A lot of them are too mainstream these days. I mean, when the title of something gets to the fifties, you really have to let it go.
Ashley: True enough. I mean, how many ideas can you have before it gets too repetiti - Oh crap!
Shepard: What?!
Ashley: They're about to hit the tavern!
Shepard: What? Oh no-no-no-no-nonoNO-! *Reaper leg crushes irish pub.*
Ashley: You bastards!
Shepard:
Ashley: I'm sorry for your loss, Skipper...
Shepard: Ok. Now I'm pissed.
#27620
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 12:52
-___-
#27621
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 12:56
#27622
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 01:10
#27623
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 01:10
ADLegend21 wrote...
@Hell fire and BP93 That's impressive. It's over 100k words, no easy feat. Thanks for reading!
It's easy to read when it interests you.
It was one of my least productive days at work though...
#27624
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 01:14
#27625
Posté 17 avril 2012 - 01:22

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