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[Aurora313]

This post is random and dedicated to Mrs Ashley Williams.

Modifié par Aurora313, 17 avril 2012 - 01:30 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Tactial Ash Nuke Inbound:
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My Favorite:

Modifié par Totally Not Swaggacide, 17 avril 2012 - 01:47 .

[Clone 071]

Aurora313 wrote...

Ashley: Oh crap. There goes the neighbourhood.
Shepard: There goes another neighbourhood.
Ashley: And another...
Shepard: Ya know, for some insane reason. I can't bring myself to care...
Ashley: Looks like they destroyed the cafe.
Shepard: Regrettable, but an acceptable loss. Their coffee wasn't all that good.
Ashley: And the games store.
Shepard: A lot of them are too mainstream these days. I mean, when the title of something gets to the fifties, you really have to let it go.
Ashley: True enough. I mean, how many ideas can you have before it gets too repetiti - Oh crap!
Shepard: What?!
Ashley: They're about to hit the tavern!
Shepard: What? Oh no-no-no-no-nonoNO-! *Reaper leg crushes irish pub.*
Ashley: You bastards!
Shepard:  *pathetic whimper*
Ashley: I'm sorry for your loss, Skipper...
Shepard: Ok. Now I'm pissed. 

Hah, this reminds me of the Mass Deffect video where Shepard wants to wait until he knows he's ready to hit the Omega 4 Relay. And when he finds out that the Collectors abducted his Space Hamster... All hell breaks loose.

[Clone 071]

Okay, we need some judges for this:

Take your pick from Ash, Kasumi, EDI, Miranda, or MaleShep.

Modifié par Clone 071, 17 avril 2012 - 03:39 .

[KingNothing125]

I'm fairly certain that's actually EDI in the middle, not Liara.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@Clone 071

DAT ASH

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

KingNothing125 wrote...

I'm fairly certain that's actually EDI in the middle, not Liara.

LOL

[Clone 071]

Kaidan's got a Happy Meal.  Ash seems like she's into whatever game she's playing on that PSP.

[KingNothing125]

lol it's not Tali either. Strike 2

(it's EDI, really)

[Clone 071]

KingNothing125 wrote...

lol it's not Tali either. Strike 2

(it's EDI, really)

I didn't even see your other post until just now. Heh, I've been too deprived of ME3 to make a fair guess lately. College getting in the way of things and my Xbox 360 two hours away. Bah! 

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Clone 071 wrote...


Kaidan's got a Happy Meal.  Ash seems like she's into whatever game she's playing on that PSP.

Ash is kicking ass on God of War

Shepard didnt get his pacakes

Modifié par Totally Not Swaggacide, 17 avril 2012 - 03:41 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Clone 071 wrote...

KingNothing125 wrote...

lol it's not Tali either. Strike 2

(it's EDI, really)

I didn't even see your other post until just now. Heh, I've been too deprived of ME3 to make a fair guess lately. College getting in the way of things and my Xbox 360 two hours away. Bah! 

At least u are far away from the ending

[Clone 071]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

Clone 071 wrote...

KingNothing125 wrote...

lol it's not Tali either. Strike 2

(it's EDI, really)

I didn't even see your other post until just now. Heh, I've been too deprived of ME3 to make a fair guess lately. College getting in the way of things and my Xbox 360 two hours away. Bah! 

At least u are far away from the ending

I'd rather be fighting the good fight with Ash or for Ash and face the ending (which I've stated multiple times that I've gotten over it) than face my school work. Exams here throw curveballs worse than Space Jesus's appearance in the ending.

Modifié par Clone 071, 17 avril 2012 - 03:49 .

[dahellraider]

jdmteggy4life wrote...

someone should make fanfic about ashley getting pregnant after me3 ending or them getting married or something.

they're there you just gotta look

PS: im back and its time for some dialog maybe soon, we will find out

Modifié par dahellraider, 17 avril 2012 - 03:58 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Clone 071 wrote...

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

Clone 071 wrote...

KingNothing125 wrote...

lol it's not Tali either. Strike 2

(it's EDI, really)

I didn't even see your other post until just now. Heh, I've been too deprived of ME3 to make a fair guess lately. College getting in the way of things and my Xbox 360 two hours away. Bah! 

At least u are far away from the ending

I'd rather be fighting the good fight with Ash or for Ash and face the ending (which I've stated multiple times that I've gotten over it) than face my school work. Exams here throw curveballs worse than Space Jesus's appearance in the ending.

I call him Starkid

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[Aurora313]

Shepard: Can I just-?
Ashley: No.
Shepard: May I have - ?
Kaidan: Sorry Shepard.
Shepard: Oh come on!
Anderson: Shepard, what part of the naughty corner don't you get?
Shepard: The non-original part? Look. This is BS, why does Ash and Kaidan get to play with the PSP while I'm stuck doing nothing?
Ashley: Shoulda never joined Cerberus Shepard.
Shepard: Really? I swear to god you have to let that go.
Ashley: Give me TIM's head on a silver platter, then I'll let it go.
Shepard: Gladly.
Anderson: Shepard. Quiet for ten minutes.
Shepard: Wha -
Anderson: Twenty.
Shepard: This is bull****!
Anderson: Half an hour.
Kaidan+Ash: Lol.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Aurora313 wrote...



Shepard: Can I just-?
Ashley: No.
Shepard: May I have - ?
Kaidan: Sorry Shepard.
Shepard: Oh come on!
Anderson: Shepard, what part of the naughty corner don't you get?
Shepard: The non-original part? Look. This is BS, why does Ash and Kaidan get to play with the PSP while I'm stuck doing nothing?
Ashley: Shoulda never joined Cerberus Shepard.
Shepard: Really? I swear to god you have to let that go.
Ashley: Give me TIM's head on a silver platter, then I'll let it go.
Shepard: Gladly.
Anderson: Shepard. Quiet for ten minutes.
Shepard: Wha -
Anderson: Twenty.
Shepard: This is bull****!
Anderson: Half an hour.
Kaidan+Ash: Lol.

LOL! Pouty Shepard is pouty <_<

[Clone 071]

Aurora313 wrote...



Shepard: Can I just-?
Ashley: No.
Shepard: May I have - ?
Kaidan: Sorry Shepard.
Shepard: Oh come on!
Anderson: Shepard, what part of the naughty corner don't you get?
Shepard: The non-original part? Look. This is BS, why does Ash and Kaidan get to play with the PSP while I'm stuck doing nothing?
Ashley: Shoulda never joined Cerberus Shepard.
Shepard: Really? I swear to god you have to let that go.
Ashley: Give me TIM's head on a silver platter, then I'll let it go.
Shepard: Gladly.
Anderson: Shepard. Quiet for ten minutes.
Shepard: Wha -
Anderson: Twenty.
Shepard: This is bull****!
Anderson: Half an hour.
Kaidan+Ash: Lol.

Garrus: Lol, owned!
Anderson: Inorite? XD

[Aurora313]

Does anyone else notice that the only two people of authority that Shepard listens to (and actively salutes) are Anderson and Hackett? (with the exception of Ashley of course. She's his boss, unowhatimean.)
But seriously, every other authority figure you can tell to '****** off' in one way or another, but those two - without question - he'll obey and salute them.

[dahellraider]

                                                                    Part 3: No more

Shepard and Ashley in bed at night
Shepard: hay ash
Ashley: yeah
Shepard: I think we need to stop this pancake war
Ashley: why john, you worry I'm goign to punish you agian *Giggles*
Shepard: No, but i have to amit. That was probaly the best punishment ever.
Ashley: your damn right it was skipper.
Shepard; So for the sake of our marriage, no more pancake pranks.
Ashley: agreed *Is lying*
Shepard: I mean it ash
Ashley:Dont worry john, no more i get it.
Shepard;Good, now lets go another round
Ashley: Not now skipp, I have to get up early
Shepard: okay then.....wait why do you have to get up early.
Ashley:Dont worry about it, now go to sleep
Shepard: fine then
       The next morning, Shepard wakes alone. He then heads down stairs, as he hears talking.
Shepard: hay ash what are yo...........Lynn what are you doing here.
Lynn: what i can't visit my sister john.
Ashley: Your up early
Shepard: yeah well.....I was kind of hungry, so i thought I make me something.
Ashley: No need skipper, already taken care of
Lynn: yup, we made breakfast. there's still some left on the table.
      Shepard gives them a nodd, as he heads into the dinning room to reveal what he said he never wanted to see agian.
Shepard: ASH!
Ashley: whats with all the yelling John *she says, as her and Lynn both come inside the room*
Shepard: I thoguht we aggred on this.
Ashley: We did.
Shepard: then what do you call that, those are pancakes.
Lynn: I made them john, I'm sorry if I offended.
Sheaprd: oh, well then. I guess I'm sorry.
Ashley: its okay skipper, now please eat.
     Shepaard seats on the table, about to take a mouth full, when he then noticed both ashley and Lynn had the weirdist look on there faces.
Shepard: what is it.
Ashley and Lynn: Nothing *they both said together like the sisters they were*
    Shepard gives an investagating look on the pancakes.
Ashley: John, your being rude. now eat them.
Shepard: I'm....I'm not sure if i should.
Lynn: well now, if you dont like my cooking than....
Shepard: No no no nothing like that *he said cutting her off*.
Ashley: than eat it.
   Shepard finnaly gives in taking a few bits, it tasted diffrent, but still like pancakes.
Ashley and lynn both laugh
Shepard: WHAT !
Ashley: Nothing john.
Lynn: yeah please, dont let us interupt your meal.
   Shepard tries to take another few bites, but stops at the sound of there laughter agian.
Shepard:Ashley madeline Shepard! what did you do to these pancakes.
Ashley: dont worry skipper, you will find out in about oh *looks at her watch*  six hours.
Lynn: sorry john, you cant beat a williams.
Shepard: but, she's a shepard now.
Ashley: I'll always be a williams, espicialy when I'm teamed with any of my sisters that is.
Shepard: you do realize this means war Ash.
Ashley: wouldn't have it any other way skipper.

Please for the sake of the thread, dont let this Dialog make you talk nothing but pancakes. If you talk about pancakes make it ashely centered as well. Thankyou (is looking at TNS)

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

 @dahellraider
That was perfect! and when have I ever mentioned pancakes?................. 

[dahellraider]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

 @dahellraider
That was perfect! and when have I ever mentioned pancakes?................. 

I'd be mad at you for denial, but if it wasn'y your love for Ashley and pancakes. I would have never started this dialog series.
https://encrypted-tb...4L76HHSayPpFJCI

Modifié par dahellraider, 17 avril 2012 - 05:40 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@dahellrider
Lol. They are both awesome

[dahellraider]

I'd love to do more right now, but considering I've well been drinking alot. I'll save it for in the morning. I enjoy doing dialog here now

[Igib]

Hellfire257 wrote...

Igib wrote...

*dialogue*

What's this from? Episode V: The Waffles strike back?  

Please do more!

If you think the enemy are some enraged mutated pancakes, then it would be Episode III. But they're not, sorry.

@Aurora
Great dialogues. Both of them.

@dahellrider
Yours too, Zaeed ^^

Modifié par Igib, 17 avril 2012 - 08:13 .