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[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Shepard: Hey, we're all alone down here so you wanna...?

I like the way you think!

The mako is right over there....

*nods toward it* 

lmao 

EDIT: ToP Ash:

one of my favorites:

by http://pineappletree.../]pineappletree[/url]

Modifié par xxSgt_Reed_24xx, 20 juillet 2011 - 02:13 .

[jlb524]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Shepard: Hey, we're all alone down here so you wanna...?

I like the way you think!

The mako is right over there....

*nods toward it* 

lmao 

Just make sure to tell Garrus "If the Mako's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

[ADLegend21]

jlb524 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Shepard: Hey, we're all alone down here so you wanna...?

I like the way you think!

The mako is right over there....

*nods toward it* 

lmao 

Just make sure to tell Garrus "If the Mako's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

he's gonna be mad that he's gotta start waitin' to get started on his calibratin'

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Shepard: Hey, we're all alone down here so you wanna...?

I like the way you think!

The mako is right over there....

*nods toward it* 

lmao 

Just make sure to tell Garrus "If the Mako's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

he's gonna be mad that he's gotta start waitin' to get started on his calibratin'

Time for Garrus to get some of his own medicine!!! .... 

Garrus: *knocks on the mako's window* ... "Shepard!!! Stop shakin the mako, I'm trying to work on it's *technical terms* dammit!"
Shepard: *pokes head out of the window* 
Ash: "Skipper..."
Shepard: Garrus, can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of... *looks back in the mako* ... calibrations... *smirk*
Garrus:  

[ADLegend21]

I think Garrus wouldbe scarred for life....well until he gets blown up on Omega. Tow hich Ash might go "what's up with your face Vakarian, you know, besides the usual stuff?"

[WEIRDLITTLEBRO]

When I received my issue of GameInformer in the mail, I turned to the ME3 story and saw a picture of this really hot chick and I wondered "who is that? Is that Miranda?" Then I realized it was Ash with her hair down and I was like, "DAAAAMN!!!" And my sister, who was reading over my shoulder, said, "I bet that'll be Shepard's reaction."

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

I think Garrus wouldbe scarred for life....well until he gets blown up on Omega. Tow hich Ash might go "what's up with your face Vakarian, you know, besides the usual stuff?"

Actually I'd say that Shepard totally stole the line she would say!

"Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly! Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice!" XD

[trobbins777]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Seems to be a bit dead. That means it's question time!

How would Ashley describe her time away from Shepard? Would she pick a poem? or has she become a word person in the last 3 years?

from tennyson's deathbed verses.

"I have no relief, no escape: it is monotony — monotony — monotony — in pain."

[ADLegend21]

yikes, I'd feel terrible. if she said that to any of my shepard's.

[trobbins777]

ADLegend21 wrote...

yikes, I'd feel terrible. if she said that to any of my shepard's.

Yeah. Tennyson was kind of a downer in his last days:unsure:. 

Anyway, I feel guilty for killing the whole mood in this thread so here is a funny scene i made between Ash and Shep. 


Shepard and Ashley are having coffee in the mess on the SR-2.  Miranda walks to her cabin, while the eyes of every male crew member follow her. However, Shepard is smart enough to stare at his coffee until she's gone from sight. Even so, Ashley notices how hard he's trying not to look.

Ashley:(teasingly) "I have a hard time believing you stayed faithful."
Shepard:(innocently) " Why would you say that?"
Ashley:(sarcastically) "Oh I don't know. It could be the fact that you were alone on a ship with your secretary, a spandex supermodel, and a woman who wears only a belt from the waist up." 
Shepard:(nonchalant) " Also Tali made a move on me..." *sips coffee*
Ashley:*Deathglare* 
Shepard: "Relax Ash, Tali and Jack aren't my type, Kelly actually wanted me to try and repair things with you, and uh *chuckles* Miranda's not my priiiiiiizzee.
Ashley: "Prize? I don't get it."
Shepard:(still bemused)"I pray you never do. Anyways, you give yourself too little credit. You're a hard act to follow."
Ashley:(not buying it) "Seriously though,what's your secret?"
Shepard:"I requisitioned myself alot of cold showers." 

Miranda walks back towards the elevator and Shepard, being a smart man, decides to take an extra long sip of his coffee. 

Ashley: "Still, I don't know if I could not hit that."
Shepard: *sprays coffee across the table onto Mordin as he passes by*

Mordin: "Shepard! my favorite lab coat! WHY!?!?!"

and Ashley excused herself from the table in order to roll on the floor laughing hysterically. 

*THE END*

[ADLegend21]

trobbins777 wrote...

Ashley: "Still, I don't know if I could not hit that."
Shepard: *sprays coffee across the table onto Mordin as he passes by*

WHAT!?

I demand you turn into a story and upload it to FF.net.

Modifié par ADLegend21, 20 juillet 2011 - 01:37 .

[PrettylilSniper]

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

LMFAO! .... I could kinda see her saying something like that just to tease Shepard and get a good laugh! XD

Love how Mordin was the poor, innocent victim!! hahaha!

EDIT: @ lilsniper

um, pretty sure none of us have to answer that question... 

Modifié par xxSgt_Reed_24xx, 20 juillet 2011 - 02:50 .

[PrettylilSniper]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

LMFAO! .... I could kinda see her saying something like that just to tease Shepard and get a good laugh! XD

Love how Mordin was the poor, innocent victim!! hahaha!

EDIT: @ lilsniper

um, pretty sure none of us have to answer that question... 

im sure u dont

[ADLegend21]

PrettylilSniper wrote...

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

Noooooo /sarcasm

[PrettylilSniper]

ADLegend21 wrote...

PrettylilSniper wrote...

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

Noooooo /sarcasm

:lol:ur so silly ADL

[ADLegend21]

PrettylilSniper wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

PrettylilSniper wrote...

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

Noooooo /sarcasm

:lol:ur so silly ADL

well the obvious answer was yes! there's rarely and Ash fan that wouldn't mind reenacting the ME1 romance scene with her. Speaking of Ash, she doens'thave enough pictures on this page.





There we go.

[PrettylilSniper]

ADLegend21 wrote...

PrettylilSniper wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

PrettylilSniper wrote...

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

Noooooo /sarcasm

:lol:ur so silly ADL

well the obvious answer was yes! there's rarely and Ash fan that wouldn't mind reenacting the ME1 romance scene with her. Speaking of Ash, she doens'thave enough pictures on this page.





There we go.

Lol ikr

[tomas2377]

PrettylilSniper wrote...

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

Yes I would do her.

More Ash:

deviantart by sirusdark

[PrettylilSniper]

not of ashley just thought it was cool

http://staticserver1...81&size=360x360

[tomas2377]

Love the mako. Nice one.

Whish it would return in ME3.

At least we get Ash back!

That is all I ever wanted for ME3. If Ash wouldn't be back as a permanent squad member or if there wouldn't be a option to continue our romance with her in ME3 (no rehash please BW. I want a continuation of the relationship.) I would call it quits with ME. Same goes for the Alliance. If we would be forced to work for Cerberus again I would leave.

Modifié par tomas2377, 20 juillet 2011 - 05:44 .

[PrettylilSniper]

yeah i loved the mako i was kinda depressed when it wasnt in ME2 that shuttle bay is large enough to hold the hammerhead , there drop shuttle and the mako

[MegaBadExample]

PrettylilSniper wrote...

lol i found an old sega nomad last night looking for my tablet wander how much itd go for on ebay? and if you could do ashley in real life would you? (ps thats directed at all yall)

 
To be completely honest here...Yes. Yes, I would.

[tomas2377]

What weapons will you give Ashley?

I like the Mattock a lot. Best weapon ever imho.

If Ashley could carry all weapons again like in ME1 I would give her:

Assault Rifle - Mattock
Sniper Rifle - Widow
Shotgun - Eviscerator
Pistol - Phalanx
SMG - Locust
Heavy Weapon - Flamethrower or Collector Particle Beam