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[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@CptData
Very funny dialogue

[Dannycni]

@dahellraider

lol, good stuff

[Helmnath]

slightly off topic but this made me laugh -

[CptData]

"Pillow talk"

Shepard: Ash ...
Ashley: Hmmm ... ?
Shepard: I love you ...
Ashley: I love you, Skipper.
Shepard: ... Ash?
Ashley: Hmmmm?
Shepard: Do you think about tomorrow ... ?
Ashley: That tomorrow when we could be dead already - no. I rather enjoy the last hours of my life with you than worrying about a future we won't have. And you?
Shepard: Something like that too. Just wish we had more time.
Ashley: "To boldly go where no one has gone before ..."
Shepard: That's not a line from Heinlein or Tennyson-
Ashley: Gene Roddenberry. The creator of a SciFi series in the 20nd century used it as theme for that series.
Shepard: Okay - but why did you say it?
Ashley: I want to explore our lives together ... and boldly go where no one has gone before. That's the only big adventure I want to do, once everything is over.
Shepard: So you do think about tomorrow.
Ashley: It's just a wish, a hope. And the reason why I'm still fighting. Fighting to make tomorrow happen.
Shepard: That's what we all do-
Ashley: Just another day,
another hour,
another breath,
another heartbeat,
I want to spend with you,
even if it's the last thing in my life.
Shepard: That's nice - who said this?
Ashley: *snickers* It's from A. M. Williams.
Shepard: Never heard of him.
Ashley: "He" is a "she". And right now playing with the thought of spending her last breath in another passionate hour with you.

[Dannycni]

@CptData

Emotional and bittersweet, really feels like what could have been said in between what we didn't see, thumbs up

[CptData]

@Danny: I just need to quote myself here:

"Ashley is the face of amazing yet untold stories. I can take Shepard's end, but I'm not ready to let Ashley go."
(Not 100% true, I want Shepley, but Ash is far more tempting to explore than Shepard) ^^

[Dannycni]

Well maybe that's something the EC will help with. Do you think any future games could maybe foucs on Ash? I'd doubt it saying as alot of people don't have the feelings towards her we do, but I'd certainly buy that game.

[SJNKD]

It sucks that this is the end, mass effect isn't going to be the same without Ashley... Or Shepard, I don't want to let them go. They've helped me in so many ways.
Ashley is such a unique character who brings so much to the trilogy and what I think the team at bioware forgot is how dedicated we are to these characters. I was a little disappointed with the ending because no happy ending with Ashley but just confused mainly... Like, how in the hell does my crew end up back on the Normandy and why are they somewhere nice. Compared to my shep who is taking a deep breath in rubble (make him survive every time, still need to play more multiplayer, find it rather boring).

[Dannycni]

@SJNKD
My sentiments exactly, I don't want an end to Shepard and Ash but alas it seems we have no choice

[Dannycni]

They'll live forever here though so thats something

[Aurora313]

Solider: This ship is weird.
Engineer: I know, right? All the weird couples that keep cropping up. Its creeping me out.
Technician: The Normandy is a odd ship to be sure, it's cause the CO lets everything slide. Hell - you could call him the devil incarnate and he'd laugh it off.
Solider: I don't mean the CO, I mean the crew in general.
Technican: How do you mean?
Engineer: The Pilot is dating an Artifical intelligence, THE artificial intelligence running the ship who so happens to have a rather sexy android body. The Arms master and Engineer Tali'Zorah are getting it on. Engineer Adams and Chakwas are dating. The two engineer mooks are dating - hell I think they're engaged already. There's also a 50,000 year old Prothean who seems to have a more than love/hate relationship with our resident archaeologist who also happens to be a powerful Matriach's daughter. Our shuttle pilot has a new boyfriend, whom I'm CONVINCED his name is 'Vega'. And, lest we forget XO Williams is sleeping with the CO, who so happens to be technically an cyborg zombie biotic.
Solider: Wow..
Technican: Gez - Louise... that's screwed up.
Solider: Surely you can't be serious.
Engineer: I am serious... and don't call me 'Shirley'...
Solider: I take it back, this crew isn't weird... it's f*cked up.


Felt like having a covnersation between red-shirts  - err - mooks, this time. A bit headcanony, but still. Scuttlebutt distorts these things, so you never know. It could be true.

Modifié par Aurora313, 20 avril 2012 - 02:10 .

[SJNKD]

Really bored and thought I would do this for the hell of it. Am writing a fan fict but I'm still editing and changing things to it. And thought I would write what happened to me the other day, it was my birthday. got smacked several times by my friend and my pillow. who is now evil...

Ash: Get up! *smacks Shepard with her pillow*
Shepard: five more minutes.
Ash: five turns into ten and fifteen.
Shepard: whatever, I get up soon.
Ash: you're getting up now *Ashley pulls all the sheets and pillows off the bed, leaving Shepard with nothing*
Shepard: you don't know when to quit, do you?!
Ash: nope.
Shepard: I hate you.
Ash: "I hate you..."
Shepard: ma'am.
Ash: you're learning, about time.
Shepard: I still hate you.
Ash: you'll get over yourself, now downstairs in five. Hackett's on vid comm.
Shepard: your not joking, are you? *Shepard sits up, looking at Ash who has her arms crossed*
Ash: No comment. *smirking because she got Shepard out of bed*
Shepard: I'm so getting you back, this is only the beginning.

If anyone wants to add anything, go for it. doesn't bother me. also mention if there's spelling errors, helps me get better before exams. Won't mind going on the computer.

Modifié par SJNKD, 20 avril 2012 - 02:38 .

[Helmnath]

pretty good mate :-)

[Dannycni]

@Aurora313

Ha, when you put it that way it sounds almost like a galactic version of Jersey Shore

[Gangsta914]

SJNKD wrote...

Really bored and thought I would do this for the hell of it. Am writing a fan fict but I'm still editing and changing things to it. And thought I would write what happened to me the other day.

Ash: Get up! *smacks Shepard with her pillow*
Shepard: five more minutes.
Ash: five turns into ten and fifteen.
Shepard: whatever, I get up soon.
Ash: your getting up now *Ashley pulled all the sheets and pillows off the bed, leaving only Shepard with nothing*
Shepard: you don't know when to quit, do you?!
Ash: nope.
Shepard: I hate you.
Ash: "I hate you..."
Shepard: ma'am.
Ash: your learning, about time.
Shepard: I still hate you.
Ash: you'll get over yourself, now downstairs in five. Hackett's on bid comm.
Shepard: your not joking, are you? *Shepard sits up, looking at Ash who has her arms crossed*
Ash: No comment. *smirking because she Shepard out of bed*
Shepard: I'm so getting you back, this is only the beginning.

If anyone wants to add anything, mention if there's spelling errors. Won't mind going on the comp.

I really liked the "I hate you..."  "ma'am" part lol. Ash getting payback for when she was drunk haha.

[Aurora313]

Never watched Jersey Shore - in fact, I've got little to no idea what that show's bout. I just wanted to list off the hilariously screwed up relationships on the Normandy (I don't mean as in, they suck, I mean as in - the pairings are hilarious.)

[SJNKD]

@Gangsta914 thought so too, needed something Ashley could use against Shepard.

@aurora, i never watched jersey shore either, and it's true about the normandy and everyone dating each other.

Modifié par SJNKD, 20 avril 2012 - 02:19 .

[Dannycni]

Oh I know, I thought it was funny

[Hellfire257]

SJNKD wrote...

Really bored and thought I would do this for the hell of it. Am writing a fan fict but I'm still editing and changing things to it. And thought I would write what happened to me the other day, it wa my birthday. got sdmacked several times bey my friend and my pillow. who is now evil...

Ash: Get up! *smacks Shepard with her pillow*
Shepard: five more minutes.
Ash: five turns into ten and fifteen.
Shepard: whatever, I get up soon.
Ash: your getting up now *Ashley pulls all the sheets and pillows off the bed, leaving Shepard with nothing*
Shepard: you don't know when to quit, do you?!
Ash: nope.
Shepard: I hate you.
Ash: "I hate you..."
Shepard: ma'am.
Ash: your learning, about time.
Shepard: I still hate you.
Ash: you'll get over yourself, now downstairs in five. Hackett's on vid comm.
Shepard: your not joking, are you? *Shepard sits up, looking at Ash who has her arms crossed*
Ash: No comment. *smirking because she got Shepard out of bed*
Shepard: I'm so getting you back, this is only the beginning.

If anyone wants to add anything, also mention if there's spelling errors, helps me get better before exams. Won't mind going on the computer.

Your and you're mixed up. 

I did the same thing as you before my exams too. It helps! 

Modifié par Hellfire257, 20 avril 2012 - 02:28 .

[Clone 071]

Aurora313 wrote...

Solider: This ship is weird.
Engineer: I know, right? All the weird couples that keep cropping up. Its creeping me out.
Technician: The Normandy is a odd ship to be sure, it's cause the CO lets everything slide. Hell - you could call him the devil incarnate and he'd laugh it off.
Solider: I don't mean the CO, I mean the crew in general.
Technican: How do you mean?
Engineer: The Pilot is dating an Artifical intelligence, THE artificial intelligence running the ship who so happens to have a rather sexy android body. The Arms master and Engineer Tali'Zorah are getting it on. Engineer Adams and Chakwas are dating. The two engineer mooks are dating - hell I think they're engaged already. There's also a 50,000 year old Prothean who seems to have a more than love/hate relationship with our resident archaeologist who also happens to be a powerful Matriach's daughter. Our shuttle pilot has a new boyfriend, whom I'm CONVINCED his name is 'Vega'. And, lest we forget XO Williams is sleeping with the CO, who so happens to be technically an cyborg zombie biotic.
Solider: Wow..
Technican: Gez - Louise... that's screwed up.
Solider: Surely you can't be serious.
Engineer: I am serious... and don't call me 'Shirley'...
Solider: I take it back, this crew isn't weird... it's f*cked up.


Felt like having a covnersation between red-shirts  - err - mooks, this time. A bit headcanony, but still. Scuttlebutt distorts these things, so you never know. It could be true.

Haha, loved it, Aurora. True facts there.

[CptData]

Aurora: hang on, I'll give a try on that topic too. It's Ken & Gabby this time.

Ken: So, what do you think about the "new" crew?
Gabby: You mean the Alliance crew? I feel home. Finally ... wearing that Cerberus Icon on my uniform made me sick.
Ken: I don't know. At least the Illusive Man had a hand for beautiful women.
Gabby: Lawson wasn't interested in you. And Jack was more than ready to break your neck. Remember when you tried to flirt with her?
Ken: Ouch, yeah. I'm glad she didn't neutered me with her biotics. Getting slapped with a singularity wasn't that funny.
Gabby: Don't sound as if you didn't saw it coming. You begged for it.
Ken: Yeah ... it was a bad idea to come down with reverse uniform. She had no top, I had no bottom ...
Gabby: Thanks for that mental image.
Ken: You're welcome. ... hmm. Okay - what do you think about the female crewmates?
Gabby: *sigh* which one?
Ken: Hmmm, Tali. I know, she hates me-
Gabby: She doesn't hate you, Kenneth. She just doesn't like your ... special comments about her suit.
Ken: Okay. So she doesn't hate me. Mind if I ask her for a date?
Gabby: "Doesn't hate you" doesn't mean "is interested". You're not her type. Seems Garrus has her attention already. You don't wanna mess up with the Archangel, right?
Ken: Hmmm - okay. Then ... Liara. Those Asari are a Scotsman's dream ...
Gabby: Did you ever have talked to her?
Ken: ... twice today. I said "good morning" when she came down her to talk to Adams and then-
Gabby: I saw it. And she ignored you. Seems she's not interested. Besides that ... I don't think it's a good idea to be the boyfriend of the Shadowbroker - especially with YOUR history.
Ken: Why?
Gabby. *sigh* remember our last assignment? You had dates with EVERY single women available. Even Commander Jamirez. She was thirty years older than you! Not to forget your triple-date with Vasquez, Meyers and Haakonen. No, Kenneth. Liara's not yours.
Ken: Okay. So ... we still have Traynor.
Gabby: Lesbian.
Ken: Allers?
Gabby. That Allers woman? Kenneth!
Ken: Okay, okay ... I got it. She's not my type anyways. Ashley. I think I date Ashley.
Gabby: Okay. Do it.
Ken: You're fine with that one?
Gabby: Sure. Just ask her. I'm sure you'll get an answer.
Ken: Wait ... what does that mean?
Gabby: Hit on the CO's girlfriend is always a good idea for a flawless record, Kenneth.
Ken: She? Ashley is' Shepard's girlfriend? Never saw that one coming.
Gabby: You're blind like a mole when it comes to women. Even if the right one would stand right next to you, you wouldn't realize anything.
Ken: I don't get it.
Gabby: That's what I said. *sigh*

Modifié par CptData, 20 avril 2012 - 02:38 .

[SJNKD]

@Hellfire257 thanks, it's nice to get some feedback that will be good.

[Hellfire257]

CptData wrote...
Gabby: You're blind like a mole when it comes to women. Even if the right one would stand right next to you, you wouldn't realize anything.
Ken: I don't get it.
Gabby: That's what I said. *sigh*

I actually feel sorry for Gabby sometimes. Ah well, at least I hooked em up after all. 

@
SJNKD ,

Glad I could help! 

Modifié par Hellfire257, 20 avril 2012 - 02:38 .

[Clone 071]

Poor Gabby... I'm glad she actually calls Kenneth out on that in ME3. Definitely supported her without looking back.

[SJNKD]

Gabby is awesome, it's about time something good happened to her.

plus, it's nice to feel welcome here. I can actually relate to other ashley fans here.

Modifié par SJNKD, 20 avril 2012 - 02:41 .