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[DWH1982]

Yeah, I can't see Ash ever doing anything like that.

[SJNKD]

Ashley just doesn't seem like the type of person who would do that.

[dahellraider]

of-course not, I was obviously joking, don't know bout the other guy.

[SJNKD]

i know. had the best morning today, Pancakes and mass effect.

[dahellraider]

SJNKD wrote...

i know. had the best morning today, Pancakes and mass effect.

Really, do tell.

Shepard: what's for Breakfast?
Ashley: Pancakes.
Shepard: really *excited*
Ashley: No, now eat these. *hands him eggs and bacon*
Shepard: ash, does arn't pancakes.
Ashley: why do you like pancakes so much anyways?
Shepard: Do you really want to know?
Ashley: for the love of god yes skipper.
Shepard: Because they're made by you *Gets up to kiss ashley*
Ashley: Huh, so you say everything else I make is crap John.
Shepard: No no no no no, thats not what I mean, oh sh**
Ashley: No take backs, you said I make crappy food *takes away Shepards plate*
Shepard: Hay I was going to eat that.
Ashley: Oh, so you don't want me to make pancakes. Okay here you go *hands back plate*
Shepards thoughts: man I keep screwing up.

[Bufardo74]

@dahellraider,

If you were referring to me, then yes, I was joking as well.

While I did point out why I thought the idea of Ash posing in a magazine was against her character, I also attempted some comedy at the end of my statement.

*crickets*

My sense of humor may be off-putting to some. No offense intended.

Modifié par Bufardo74, 21 avril 2012 - 08:13 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

SJNKD wrote...

i know. had the best morning today, Pancakes and mass effect.

Im jealous 

[SJNKD]

I make awesome pancakes, maple syrup. whipped cream. i know, waffles too.

Modifié par SJNKD, 21 avril 2012 - 04:54 .

[dahellraider]

alright we love pancakes, but just like I do it keep it Ashley centered as well please

[SJNKD]

no worries. a close friend and me have been working on this for a while, he posted it and asked me to link it to my websites. don't mind helping each other. both of us work on chapters, im working on chapter three, he's chapter two, we both have already wrote the entire story line, best way to work we believe. http://www.fanfictio...hepards_Journey

Modifié par SJNKD, 21 avril 2012 - 05:28 .

[CptData]

*pillow talk*

Ashley: Hey ... wake up, Skipper ... *whispers in ear*
Shepard: *groans* ... hmm ... Ash ... how late is it ... ?
Ashley: Still too early ...
Shepard: *rubs eyes* Any idea what to do with that extra time?
Ashley: Hoped you would tell me *snickers softly*
Shepard: Too early, Ash. Can't think.
Ashley: Okay. Maybe that one gives you an idea *slowly puts a trail of kisses from lips to abdomen*
Shepard: Aaaash ... I'm ticklish ...
Ashley: I know, Skip ... now hold still.
Shepard: *tenses muscles up* .... that's not fair ... Ashley ... not fair!
Ashley: What did I say? Hold still - or I'll get really unfair *laughs*
Shepard: Hmmm ... you don't dare .... OUCH!
Ashley: Told you. I love pinching you ... Rrrrrrrrr *purrs like a cat*
Shepard: Don't get me started ...
Ashley: Or what?
Shepard: That's a game that can be played by both ... *suddenly grabs Ash and tackles her on the bed*
Ashley: ... *speechless* ...

^^

[Ashii6]

Hey, guys. I haven't been active lately, sorry about that. I had some issues. Anyway, did I miss anything?

[Instance]

For some reason a couple people are into pancakes lol

[Ashii6]

Pancakes with Ashley? Me like it.

[Rudy Lis]

Instance wrote...

For some reason a couple people are into pancakes lol

For some reason Bioware is into blue females. Either that love of eggplants or love of freezing nekkid ladies. Not sure what is worse.

[Hellfire257]

 Sure is quiet around here....

Oh look! Tumbleweed!

Soooooooooooooooooooo, if Ash was to have a phobia, what would it be?

[Hellfire257]

AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
Strippers and table dancers 

That's a good one!  Maybe a certain Asari as well? 

I used to have a really bad phobia of needles but I got over it thankfully. She doesn't really seem the type to be bothered by much and I doubt she's scared of spiders, unlike poor Tali!

Can't imagine her being afraid of heights either. Maybe confined spaces? 

[BP93]

Hellfire257 wrote...

 Sure is quiet around here....

Oh look! Tumbleweed!

Soooooooooooooooooooo, if Ash was to have a phobia, what would it be?

Fear of her gun jamming?

[Rudy Lis]

Hellfire257 wrote...

That's a good one!  Maybe a certain Asari as well? 

I used to have a really bad phobia of needles but I got over it thankfully. She doesn't really seem the type to be bothered by much and I doubt she's scared of spiders, unlike poor Tali!

Can't imagine her being afraid of heights either. Maybe confined spaces? 

Seeing how in Synthesis ending Liara smoking some fa... cigarette roll made from those textolite printed circuit boards leaves?
Don't imagine that! Especially before Retreat.

[CptData]

AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

Hellfire257 wrote...

 Sure is quiet around here....

Oh look! Tumbleweed!

Soooooooooooooooooooo, if Ash was to have a phobia, what would it be?

Strippers and table dancers 

That plus marple syrup all over her delicious skin ...

*remembers to keep it PG13*

... of course with underwear!

[Instance]

Table dancing tarts?

[shar42]

Hellfire257 wrote...

AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
Strippers and table dancers 

That's a good one!  Maybe a certain Asari as well? 

I used to have a really bad phobia of needles but I got over it thankfully. She doesn't really seem the type to be bothered by much and I doubt she's scared of spiders, unlike poor Tali!

Can't imagine her being afraid of heights either. Maybe confined spaces? 

I agree 

[Grimez7]

CptData wrote...

AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

Hellfire257 wrote...

 Sure is quiet around here....

Oh look! Tumbleweed!

Soooooooooooooooooooo, if Ash was to have a phobia, what would it be?

Strippers and table dancers 

That plus marple syrup all over her delicious skin ...

*remembers to keep it PG13*

... of course with underwear!

rofl! keep ur pants on data 

[Dannycni]

Apart from the obvious, losing Shepard again, I can't think there'd be anything that would really bother her. I had a phobia of those ruddy banshees in ME3 but Ashley seemed happy enough blowing their brains out so I don't know