It's here...... it's back......with a vengeance (not really)
The Pancake war: Part 7
Shepard walks into a local food store on his way home from the school he currently teaches at. Not trusting Ashley's cooking for a while, he has been eating out quiet abet these past few days. The Clerk on the counter takes Shepard's credit chit after Shepard places his usual order.
Clerk: I'm sorry sir, but your chit has been declined
Shepard:Your machine must be broken, try it again
Clerk: The machine ran the transaction 10 tries before it gave up, I'm sorry.
Shepard:It's fine, I'll just go then
Shepard calls a technician to figure out the problem.
Tech: How may I help you today
*the tech said in a friendly voice*
Shepard: Yes my credit chit was decline, may I know why?
Tech:One moment please..................The chit was blocked by another user
Shepard:WHAT! who could do such a thing? is that even allowed?
Tech:It was blocked by your wife sir, and yes that is allowed. Your account is bound with hers, so she has every right the block the account.
Shepard: Fine, i guess thats all for now, thank you
Tech: You're very welcome sir, have a nice day
*The tech then cut the call*
Shepard Heads straight home, making it there before Ashley was off of her shift. Entering the empty house, he heads straight to the kitchen. Because he wasn't able to get any food, thanks to Ashs prank. He Hasn't eaten since before he left to work this morning. He now enters the kitchen in disbelief of what he's currently seeing. The table is full of pancakes (what the hell) he thought to himself. He Opens all the cabinets to reveal nothing but pancake mix and syrup. Shepard Now hears laughing coming from behind him, he turns to see Ashley.
Shepard: Ash? what is all this?
Ashley: Isn't it obvious John?
Shepard: Yes, I can see they're pancakes, but why?
Ashley: Because John, you have been doing nothing for the past weeks then stuffing your mouth with all those local fast food places.
Shepard: Is that why you canceled my access to OUR credit chit?
Ashley: Shepard, if your going to stuff your face with food. It's going to be with the food I cook. You're Not going to get fat on my watch.
Shepard:Ash, Then what's with all the pancakes.
Ashley: Oh, it ends here. where it all started.
Shepard: I'm not quiet getting it.
Ashley: You're going to eat all these pancakes.
Shepard: WHAT? Are you trying to poison me again.
Ashley: John, there's no prank involved here. Either you finish all these pancakes, or there will be nothing but more pranks from here on now.
Shepard: You got to be kidding ash, there has to be atleast a hundred pancakes here.
Ashley: Well then, you better get started. Don't worry, you have all week to finish them.
Shepard: You know ash, I would have never started eating out, if you hadn't been food poisoning me all this time.
Ashley: Yes skipper, because I did that every day.
*talking sarcastically* I know when to stop, but you don't know when to stop eating fatty foods it would seem.
Shepard: Ok ok, so we can call it even now...right
*comes up to ashley giving her the deal making kiss*
Ashley:As much as I enjoyed that, you're not giving off that easily. now start eating.
Shepard: You got to be kidding me, you're evil sometimes you know that.
*sees ash eating some pancakes, ignoring shepard* Ash? what are you doing.
Ashley: What I'm hungry. I didn't say I wouldn't help you eat them you know
*Laughs*
Modifié par dahellraider, 15 mai 2012 - 08:55 .
But Ashley was not so angry, when she talked about cheating... ):
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. I must start to play all Mass Effect games on my PC soon 
