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[CptData]

Woah - stop, stop, stop.

I went to bed for a nap and come back and this thread grew by more than a page? Busy thread is busy =)


*still supporting IT, by the way*

Modifié par CptData, 28 mai 2012 - 04:29 .

[MegaBadExample]

After the war, I could see my Shepard getting frustrated at the first sign of idiots stirring up trouble. News reporters and politicians need to stay faaaaaaar away from him and Ash afterwards. He just wants a break, and he never liked the limelight anyway. Or the Citadel all that much, it's too crowded, noisy and busy. Better to stay on the dirt and raise a family. Not at first, though. After what we witnessed in ME3? I could probably see Shepard lasting about a year at tops before he caves in and asks Ash to marry him, though. Well... if he lives.

The way it plays out in my game is that Shepard 'needs' Ashley by his side. He's always saying, "I can't do this without you." How many times does he say that… like three, four?

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 28 mai 2012 - 04:32 .

[BP93]

James is doing his usual pull-ups down in the cargo bay when Ash approaches him.

James: [grunts] Something I can do for you, ma'am?
Ash: Nothing in particular.
James: Uh...ok. [climbs down]  Something you want to talk about then?

Ash walks over and stands directly in front of Vega.

Ash: Yeah, as a matter of fact.
James: Shoot.
Ash: I can't help but notice the way you look at me when you think I'm not aware.
James: ....
Ash: So my question is, why the secrecy? Is it because I'm the ship's XO? I'm a higher rank than you? [folds arms]
James: I...uh..have no idea... what your talking abo-
Ash: Please, I'm not stupid. And your stuttering just proves your guilt.
James: ...
Ash: Maybe what I'm trying to say is that I do the same thing. I mean, c'mon am I not supposed to not notice you when you walk by in that skin-tight t-shirt?
James: Wait, so...your checking me out? [points at himself]
Ash: No comment. :innocent:
James: Uh-huh. I see what's going on here. Nice try....catch you later LC. [walks away]

Ash takes the elevator up one floor to engineering, where Shepard is looking out the window to the cargo bay.

Shepard: Damn it, how did he know? You weren't subtle enough.
Ash: Did I give it away too fast?
Shepard: Yeah, you did. <_<
Ash: Well, I tried. Sorry. Now you're up, you gotta go "talk" to Dr. Michel.
Shepard: This should be good. OK, how do you want to me play it?

To be continued...

[Dannycni]

@BP93, I like the idea of Shepard and Ashley passing the boring times on the Normandy by getting the other to come onto a member of the crew. As if they'd have nothing better to do but try and flirt with all the crew, hahaha. They'll be that annoying couple no one wants to visit cause they are always playing pranks on people lol



Shepard: I can't believe you made me try that with Dr Chakwas! She looked scared Ashley, scared!
Ashley laughs
Ashley: It looked hilarious, I could only make out her facial expressions from outside but her face was priceless
Shepard: We really respected eachother, I think that's been ruined now!
Ashley laughs agains
Ashley: You probably shouldn't have included that line about needing a FULL body exam

Modifié par Dannycni, 28 mai 2012 - 05:47 .

[Ushanka]

Dannycni, in another words - trolls. XD

[Dannycni]

@Ushanka, yea pretty much lol

Garrus: Crap
Tali: What?
Garrus: Ashley just invited us round tonight again
Tali: Tell them we can't make it
Garrus: I'll try, I'm still getting over those pancakes Ashley and Shepard made last time, I knew they smelt funny and Shepard was trying not to laugh the whole time I was eating them

http://t2.gstatic.co...qHZF6rLyGX4zI3n

(sorry for stealing your thing dahellraider)

Modifié par Dannycni, 28 mai 2012 - 05:55 .

[Ushanka]

@Dannycni
"Scared!"
This dialog made my day! XD
Shepard is a bad Casanova.

[Dannycni]

@Ushanka, yea Shepards pick up lines are terrible I always thought he'd be really cheesy and use the sort of lines girls would just roll their eyes at, but Ashley likes it. I think she finds it more funny than pathetic lol

[iHorizons]

Are you guys still playing ME3?

I enjoy the game but doing the 6 hours of war asset hunting is become more annoying than ending, I'm getting really sick of it. Why can't getting war assets be more fun?

[BP93]

iHorizons wrote...

Are you guys still playing ME3?

I enjoy the game but doing the 6 hours of war asset hunting is become more annoying than ending, I'm getting really sick of it. Why can't getting war assets be more fun?

Would you rather scan planets for resources?

[Ushanka]

Dannycni, Shepard/Ashley romance is very funny and cute. =)

[CptData]

Dating competition ... or: how Shepard fell for Ashley again.
(Alternating reality: Ash & Shepard just had a one-nighter before Ilos, they never get together)

Shepard: So you're suggesting a dating contest?
Ashley: Yeah, Skip. A good ol' fashioned dating contest. You date 4 girls, I date 4 guys - the names are on the list. If you get a date for all four, you win, if I get all four ... well, I win.
Shepard: And what if we get both four?
Ashley: We can duke it out with another contest. *smirks*
Shepard: I'm glad we're friends, Ash ... you're so much fun.
Ashley: Stop crawling, Shepard. I'll win this *laughs*

* later that day*

Shepard: Let's go through the list: Hmm ... Liara, Tali, Miranda and ... Ashley? Why did she put herself on that list? I don't get it. At least Allers is not there. And Samantha is a lesbian, so no "unfair" candidate as well. Miranda could be tricky ... well, I'll find out.

* date attempt No 1 *

Tali: Dating me? Why? You always had eyes for Ashley. And now things changed?
Shepard: Yeah, but it never happened ...
Tali: So? You had your night before Ilos. Hell, the first one you told was Garrus. And Garrus told me. All those icky details ... well, okay. I think Garrus has no idea about human anatomy. You don't have tentacles down there, right?
Shepard: Uhh ... not that I know ...
Tali: Whatever. No date, Shepard. Besides that, Garrus asked me for a dinner today. Sorry.
Shepard: Well, still thanks ...


* date attempt No 2 *

Shepard: Hey ... hey Liara. How's it going?
Liara: I'm fine. How are you, Shepard?
Shepard: I'm fine. Just want to ask you something ... uhh ... embrace eternity?
Liara: What - here and now?
Shepard: No, no ... just a date. Today evening?
Liara: Sure - as long as you're not just there for "embrace eternity".
Shepard: I don't get it.
Liara: On my world "embrace eternity" comes with a double meaning. You know the first one - it's said while melting minds. But the second meaning is ... more sexual. It has the same meaning like "one-night stand".
Shepard: Oh. Okay. Well, actually I wanted to ask for exactly that ... you're part of my dating-contest ...
Liara: How rude!
Shepard: You would have find out when mind melting with me anyways so ...
Liara: Uh-oh. Incoming call from one of my agents. Sorry, Shepard, but that's a priority message ...


* date attempt No 3 *

Miranda: How did you find me?
Shepard: I used my big-ass-detector ...
Miranda: Very funny, Shepard. Stop learning jokes from EDI. What do you need?
Shepard. Cool as ever, hmm? Yeah, I'm just here to ask ... well ... mind to have a dinner with me? Today, 8pm?
Miranda: What caused you changing your mind? Last time I wanted to get involved with you, you put me down. I admire you, Shepard, you're an icon of hope ... but that ship sailed a long time ago. Sorry.
Shepard: No date?
Miranda: No date.
Shepard: Okay ... *sad puppy face*


* date attempt No 4 *

Ashley: Well, who's there? Date number 4.
Shepard: Killing the romantic before it strikes, huh?
Ashley: I had a good teacher, Skipper. So, how's it going? Still in the contest? Or do you wanna give up.
Shepard: I never abandon a good cause. I'm in.
Ashley: Good to hear *smiles*
Shepard: Okay ... *breathes* ... I know I have asked this before. Actually, I was trying it for the past months since you came back - Ash, I'd like to have a dinner with you. Today, 8pm?
Ashley: Depends on the place, Skipper *smirks*
Shepard: I thought about that nice Café at the Citadel, in the Lower Presidium.
Ashley: Good. I'll be there ...

* later that day*

Ashley: That was a wonderful evening, Skipper ...
Shepard: You were wonderful, Ash. I wonder why ... why we never made more out of what we had.
Ashley: You know why. We had not enough time after the Battle of the Citadel. They sent us right into the next job. We both agreed to put it down and keep that one night as it was. And then you died.
Shepard: I know ... still ... I loved you.
Ashley: Hmmm ... figured that out on my own. Shepard, it wasn't intented to happen. And for now ... I don't know. If there's a future, I can't say if it's one with you or not.
Shepard: It's my plan to go through that job alive, Ash, if you're talking about that.
Ashley: I hope so - but I doubt there's a morning ever again. Well ... it keeps me fighting to see another day, even if there's no future on the long run. "Never go down without a good fight" - that's what dad told me.
Shepard: He was a good man, Ash.
Ashley: He was. And Skipper ... I loved you too.
Shepard: Any chance to make it happen this time?
Ashley: Maybe *smiles*

*short moment of silence*

Ashley: We still have that contest, Shepard.
Shepard: Bam. There it lies - the romantic moment. Killed by Lieutenant Commander Williams *chuckles*
Ashley: Sorry. Still - your score, Skip!
Shepard: Including our date? Hmm ... one. I'm not the womanizer I thought I'd be. Guess you win.
Ashley: Seems so *smirks* ... I had dates with all of them.
Shepard: Mind if I feel jealous?
Ashley: No, it's okay. I'd feel the same if you had dates with all of them. Heard you even intented to "do it" with Liara ...
Shepard: We're not together, Ashley ... *smirks*
Ashley: No, we're not ... yet. Well. I almost had it with James. But then he remembered it's always bad for the reputation to sleep with the XO. Good man.
Shepard: And the other two dates?
Ashley: Must say, Joker was fun to date. Okay, he's with EDI but he also enjoyed our friendly evening. I was kinda surprised he didn't pull a single dirty joke ... *smiles*
Shepard: Doesn't sound like him.
Ashley: And I had Kenneth. You know, that technician. It was awkward. He was always talking about his dreams with other women. Did you know he even has a threesome dream with me and you? Well ... now you know. Whatever, date is date and that one counts.
Shepard: *snickers* ... well ... you win.
Ashley: I did *smiles*
Shepard: Just one thing ... we can't be "best friends" anymore if ... if we get together tonight.
Ashley: *smiles* we could stay best friends ... with extra, if you want that, Skipper.
Shepard: No way, Ash. I love you ... and I want more than meaningless sex.
Ashley: *gets closer to Shepard* I'm glad to hear that ... *passionate kissing*

[survivor_686]

Excerpt from Commander Shepard's diary from "Finding Normandy -  A story of hope, despair and love"

Three weeks ago we entered the Charon Relay. It spat us out on some god forsaken corner of the galaxy. Lucky for us it wasn’t the thrumming heart of a star. We stumble around the system for at least two days until we found a nearby mass relay.

It would appear that destruction of the Reapers has rendered the mass relays “unstable”. The old routes have vanished and new route have been forged. We’re discovering worlds that no one has ever heard.Dormant relays have been activated in systems we didn’t know existed. We're in constellations that were thought unreachable. We've stars that defy the imagination and moons that seem to burst with life. We've seen the wreckage of civilization unknown to us. We're also seeing a lot of dead Reapers....

None of this should surprise me really. Even before the Reapers, civilization had only explored 5% of the Milky Way at best. Yet as I speak, our ship is circling an unknown planet. The engineers assure that its atmosphere is breathable, yet that troubles me. Where there is a breathable atmosphere, there is bound to be something intelligent and sapient waiting for us.

In two hours a search party will be deployed to gather intelligence concerning a secondary base. At least that’s the official reason. Sensors picked up a large concentration of titanium, carbon molecules and element zero near the mountains. At the very least I’ll find a wreck…at the most, at best....

The rational part of me warns against hoping for two much. Its been at least one year since the deployment of the Crucible. I don’t know if I’ll find a body or a madwoman. I just pray that I have the strength to confront whatever is there.

In the event that I don’t return or make contact after six hours, the crew have orders to conduct an orbital bombardment on my last known position. We’re in unknown territory and it pays to prepare for the worst.

[MegaBadExample]

Okay, okay, Data. Good work, good effort.

But there's something bothering me - can anybody else imagine Ash saying: "That was a wonderful evening." because I can't. =P

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 28 mai 2012 - 07:07 .

[dahellraider]

Dannycni wrote...

@Ushanka, yea pretty much lol

Garrus: Crap
Tali: What?
Garrus: Ashley just invited us round tonight again
Tali: Tell them we can't make it
Garrus: I'll try, I'm still getting over those pancakes Ashley and Shepard made last time, I knew they smelt funny and Shepard was trying not to laugh the whole time I was eating them

http://t2.gstatic.co...qHZF6rLyGX4zI3n

(sorry for stealing your thing dahellraider)

as long as you spread the word I'm fine.

I feel bad for not being around the last few days lol

[BP93]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Okay, okay, Data. Good work, good effort.

But there's something bothering me - can anybody else imagine Ash saying: "That was a wonderful evening." because I can't. =P

Would you prefer "You completely rocked my world last night!" ?

[MegaBadExample]

BP93 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Okay, okay, Data. Good work, good effort.

But there's something bothering me - can anybody else imagine Ash saying: "That was a wonderful evening." because I can't. =P

Would you prefer "You completely rocked my world last night!" ?

I would.

Or...

Ashley: So... what was that on a scale of 1 to10?... 9?
Shepard: Definitely 10.



Nah, let's just go with what you said.

[Dannycni]

Hahaha, very good CptData, poor poor Shepard, no one but Ash can put with his terrible lines.


Survivor also very good.

[CptData]

BP93 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Okay, okay, Data. Good work, good effort.

But there's something bothering me - can anybody else imagine Ash saying: "That was a wonderful evening." because I can't. =P

Would you prefer "You completely rocked my world last night!" ?

I'd say Ash uses that line after a night of passion, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of: do you think Ashley & Shepard have a more active sex life - or not? That's a part of their relationship we never really have talked about yet

[Dannycni]

@CptData, I fear we are about to reach new lows on this thread hahaha

I'm sure they go at like rabbits, they both have good energy and stamina due to their military training

[BP93]

CptData wrote...

BP93 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Okay, okay, Data. Good work, good effort.

But there's something bothering me - can anybody else imagine Ash saying: "That was a wonderful evening." because I can't. =P

Would you prefer "You completely rocked my world last night!" ?

I'd say Ash uses that line after a night of passion, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of: do you think Ashley & Shepard have a more active sex life - or not? That's a part of their relationship we never really have talked about yet

I don't see why not. Gotta relieve that stress somehow.

And I don't know why, but "a night of passion" made me laugh.

[dahellraider]

I don't think ash would enjoy yall discussing her sex live

Modifié par dahellraider, 28 mai 2012 - 07:33 .

[DWH1982]

CptData wrote...

Speaking of: do you think Ashley & Shepard have a more active sex life - or not? That's a part of their relationship we never really have talked about yet

Very active after they get back together. I think it would be a little less active after some time has passed - but still more active than most couples, since I think they'd both stay in excellent health and have a lot of energy, and since they're both very attracted to each other, on many levels.

When they have kids I think it would drop off quite a bit, just due to a lack of time and privacy. It's why Edwin Shepard was so disappointed when they couldn't find a babysitter for date night in that dialogue I wrote a few weeks back.

[MegaBadExample]

When you first fall in love you have a lot of sex, right? Hot, climbing up the walls monkey sex, you know? But eventually it dies down, and it's like "You're annoying. Move over to YOUR side of the bed."

I also lol'd at "night of passion" XD

[DWH1982]

MegaBadExample wrote...

"You're annoying. Move over to YOUR side of the bed."

Ash: My side of the bed is all of it. You should know that by now.