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[iHorizons]

@Mega

Ashley rapes with Inferno Grenades

[DWH1982]

@Aurora: It's pretty bad for Bioware when they write an ending that makes die hard fans not want to play their game anymore.

Just out of curiosity: How many times did you replay ME1 and ME2 after you finished them the first time?

With me, it was more times than I can count, and I started almost immediately. Had to think about replaying ME3. And I'm still only on my second playthrough.

Modifié par DWH1982, 01 juin 2012 - 01:57 .

[iHorizons]

@Aurora

Synthesis doesn't even make any sense and isn't possible. It might be more retarded than control where you jerk two blue dildos then disintegrate and someone manage to control the Reapers

[DWH1982]

*sometime after a control ending*

Ashley: Everyone, FALL BACK. There's a Reaper on this planet. I repeat, we've discovered a Reaper!
James: Why isn't it firing at us?
Ashley: It's getting closer! Get back to the shuttle!
Reaper: ASHLEY!
James: What the hell... did that thing just call you by name?
Reaper: ASHLEY, IT'S ME!
Ashley: You're a Reaper, and I'm going to call in an orbital strike and send you straight to hell!
Reaper: No! Ash! It's me, Shepard!
Ashley and James: What?
Reaper: I still love you, Ash! I came back to you! I don't want you to be alone. I don't want to be alone. Don't you love me anymore?



Yeah, you can probably tell I don't think much of the control ending.

Modifié par DWH1982, 01 juin 2012 - 02:16 .

[Aurora313]

I replayed ME2 about six or seven times before buying one. Replayed one long enough to get a level 60 vanguard (without xp glitches) and a level 30 solider. Alas to my great disappointment, there was no femshep playthrough, and I'm trying to get the nerve up to finish that. Out of all of them, two has to be my favourite.

One had more interaction and explination, but two feels like I'm doing more for the galaxy. Got more teammates, helping ecah ending a tyranical threat, and f*cking over Cerberus at the same time. I just felt that Two had the most satisfying finish.

Not that I mind a heroic hobble with a broken arm to my teammates after Soverign gets blown to hell.

We will not go over three again, but that being said. I loved the massive scale of each level, I just wish there were more of them. And side quests that actually had weight, not stupid boring fetchquests. We're not playing World of warcraft for god's sake.

[MegaBadExample]

iHorizons wrote...

@Aurora

Synthesis doesn't even make any sense and isn't possible. It might be more retarded than control where you jerk two blue dildos then disintegrate and someone manage to control the Reapers

LOL, I know. At least with destory you actually damage... something.  

@DWH: Haha nice. How come when I'm reading that I can imagine that reapers' voice on rannoch? It makes it x100 better.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 01 juin 2012 - 02:22 .

[Spitfire017]

DWH1982 wrote...

*sometime after a control ending*

Ashley: Everyone, FALL BACK. There's a Reaper on this planet. I repeat, we've discovered a Reaper!
James: Why isn't it firing at us?
Ashley: It's getting closer! Get back to the shuttle!
Reaper: ASHLEY!
James: What the hell... did that thing just call you by name?
Reaper: ASHLEY, IT'S ME!
Ashley: You're a Reaper, and I'm going to call in an orbital strike and send you straight to hell!
Reaper: No! Ash! It's me, Shepard!
Ashley and James: What?
Reaper: I still love you, Ash! I came back to you! I don't want you to be alone. I don't want to be alone. Don't you love me anymore?

Me: lmfao

How would Ash respond to that? Probably wouldn't believe it was him and  start shooting.

Ashley and James: :blink:
Ash: You're not my Skipper! *bang-bang-bang*

Modifié par Spitfire017, 01 juin 2012 - 02:23 .

[iHorizons]

DWH1982 wrote...

*sometime after a control ending*

Ashley: Everyone, FALL BACK. There's a Reaper on this planet. I repeat, we've discovered a Reaper!
James: Why isn't it firing at us?
Ashley: It's getting closer! Get back to the shuttle!
Reaper: ASHLEY!
James: What the hell... did that thing just call you by name?
Reaper: ASHLEY, IT'S ME!
Ashley: You're a Reaper, and I'm going to call in an orbital strike and send you straight to hell!
Reaper: No! Ash! It's me, Shepard!
Ashley and James: What?
Reaper: I still love you, Ash! I came back to you! I don't want you to be alone. I don't want to be alone. Don't you love me anymore?



Yeah, you can probably tell I don't think much of the control ending.

LOL

[BP93]

Ash/James is a good tandem. The banter between them is great too, I like how James calls her ma'm. Respecting the CoC. Three humans, kicking ass and taking names.

I'd prefer to take Garrus but he's a motor mouth. Let the other squaddie talk for once! Liara has like ZERO health and constantly dies, completely negating her useful powers. Can't use them if she's dead 75% of the time. EDI and Tali, I just don't need a tech expert. I let the quarians die in two of my playthroughs though, but I'll spare you my reasoning.. lol

[DWH1982]

Spitfire017 wrote...


Me: lmfao

How would Ash respond to that? Probably wouldn't believe it was him and  start shooting.

Ashley and James: :blink:
Ash: You're not my Skipper! *bang-bang-bang*

And the response from 90% of the BSN would be:

I HATEZ ASHLEY BECAUSE SHE SHOT AT REAPER SHEPARD!!!!!!

[MegaBadExample]

Spitfire017 wrote...

DWH1982 wrote...

*sometime after a control ending*

Ashley: Everyone, FALL BACK. There's a Reaper on this planet. I repeat, we've discovered a Reaper!
James: Why isn't it firing at us?
Ashley: It's getting closer! Get back to the shuttle!
Reaper: ASHLEY!
James: What the hell... did that thing just call you by name?
Reaper: ASHLEY, IT'S ME!
Ashley: You're a Reaper, and I'm going to call in an orbital strike and send you straight to hell!
Reaper: No! Ash! It's me, Shepard!
Ashley and James: What?
Reaper: I still love you, Ash! I came back to you! I don't want you to be alone. I don't want to be alone. Don't you love me anymore?

Me: lmfao

How would Ash respond to that? Probably wouldn't believe it was him and  start shooting.

Ashley and James: :blink:
Ash: You're not my Skipper! *bang-bang-bang*

Nah... they all hopped on and flew away into the sunset.

[LoneStarJedi]

I've lost track of how many times I played the first game, at least three times when it came out. First time I played ME2 I stayed faithful to Ash (tho I kept waiting for her to come back to me), then romanced Miranda, Tali, and Jack. When ME3 came out, I replayed the first two games to get a non-stop Ash run.  Then I replayed ME3 for more Ash.  Right now I'm currently on my second ever Liaramance playthrough. And I know for a fact I've romanced Ash more times than all the others combined.  So ya, I've played a bunch.

And I now realize that even though I love Dragon Age just as much as ME, I've only played it three times ever. I both love and hate how long that damn game is

Modifié par LoneStarJedi, 01 juin 2012 - 02:31 .

[Gangsta914]

I actually managed to find a poster on eBay of Ash, but its not made by BioWare so I'm not to sure if I want to get it or not =/

Already pre-ordered the figure of her off the BioWare store though.....safe to say I'm obsessed with Ash..but I'm ok with that lol.

[Spitfire017]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Spitfire017 wrote...

DWH1982 wrote...

*sometime after a control ending*

Ashley: Everyone, FALL BACK. There's a Reaper on this planet. I repeat, we've discovered a Reaper!
James: Why isn't it firing at us?
Ashley: It's getting closer! Get back to the shuttle!
Reaper: ASHLEY!
James: What the hell... did that thing just call you by name?
Reaper: ASHLEY, IT'S ME!
Ashley: You're a Reaper, and I'm going to call in an orbital strike and send you straight to hell!
Reaper: No! Ash! It's me, Shepard!
Ashley and James: What?
Reaper: I still love you, Ash! I came back to you! I don't want you to be alone. I don't want to be alone. Don't you love me anymore?

Me: lmfao

How would Ash respond to that? Probably wouldn't believe it was him and  start shooting.

Ashley and James: :blink:
Ash: You're not my Skipper! *bang-bang-bang*

Nah... they all hopped on and flew away into the sunset.

Now that should be the EC for the control ending!

[iHorizons]

MegaBadExample wrote...

LOL, I know. At least with destory you actually damage... something.  

[MegaBadExample]

BP93 wrote...

Ash/James is a good tandem. The banter between them is great too, I like how James calls her ma'm. Respecting the CoC. Three humans, kicking ass and taking names.

I'd prefer to take Garrus but he's a motor mouth. Let the other squaddie talk for once! Liara has like ZERO health and constantly dies, completely negating her useful powers. Can't use them if she's dead 75% of the time. EDI and Tali, I just don't need a tech expert. I let the quarians die in two of my playthroughs though, but I'll spare you my reasoning.. lol

Starting a war in the middle of an even bigger war? You die for that Quarians.
No, but seriously. Is it because you actually get some lengthy Ashley dialogue after that?

[Aurora313]

Joker: Shepard. You're up and about?
Shepard: Yeah. Sort of. Where'd Ash get to?
Joker: A meeting with the council. Think she's taken a page or two from your book?
Shepard: Really? How so.

Council: We have made our decision, Commander Williams. And that's final.
Ashley: I recognise that you've made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.

Shepard: *laughs* Oh, I like that one.
Joker: Yeah. Seems she scribbled a few notes on it too.

[iHorizons]

DWH1982 wrote...

Spitfire017 wrote...


Me: lmfao

How would Ash respond to that? Probably wouldn't believe it was him and  start shooting.

Ashley and James: :blink:
Ash: You're not my Skipper! *bang-bang-bang*

And the response from 90% of the BSN would be:

I HATEZ ASHLEY BECAUSE SHE SHOT AT REAPER SHEPARD!!!!!!

The correct response would be:
Ashli iz a reacist, so i dont lyke hur she rimindes of that Hitler guy

[MegaBadExample]

DWH1982 wrote...

Spitfire017 wrote...


Me: lmfao

How would Ash respond to that? Probably wouldn't believe it was him and  start shooting.

Ashley and James: :blink:
Ash: You're not my Skipper! *bang-bang-bang*

And the response from 90% of the BSN would be:

I HATEZ ASHLEY BECAUSE SHE SHOT AT REAPER SHEPARD!!!!!!

Haha, yeah. 

Ashley asks a question, their response: "GOD DAMN IT YOU RACIST B*TCH U SHUT UP CUZ U DONT TRUST ME WHEN TALI AND GARRUS DID... Y U NO WORK 4 TERRORISTS WHEN I ASK CHU ASHLAY?!"

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 01 juin 2012 - 02:36 .

[Spitfire017]

Haters gonna hate!!

[iHorizons]

Spitfire017 wrote...

Haters gonna hate!!

[MegaBadExample]

Spitfire017 wrote...

Haters gonna hate!!

Meh. Their loss, I suppose. You can clearly see Ash wants to work things out. She wants to help, and her trust is TOO easy to get, it depends if the player wants it or not.

As I always say: "Forgive, forget, and move forward like an adult." -  Reminds me also of Tali in ME3, when she was talking to that Turian who called her "suit rat" but she still offered to help him anyway. I really admire Tali for that.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 01 juin 2012 - 03:27 .

[Landon7001]

iHorizons wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

LOL, I know. At least with destory you actually damage... something.  

OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!  .........  WELL DONE

[JedTed]

iHorizons wrote...

What movie is that from?  I'm drawing a blank.

[Generic Screen Name]

JedTed wrote...

What movie is that from?  I'm drawing a blank.

Gladiator. "Are you not entertained?"