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[MegaBadExample]

DWH1982 wrote...

Ash: *changes the channel*
Shepard: Huh? What's this?
Ash: *throws the remote back on the table* It's Din Korlack's community access show. I've seen it before. It's just him ranting about the Council. For three hours straight.
Shepard:....Okay... Why did you change it to this?
Ash: If you're so lazy that you can't get up and walk across the room, feel free to watch this the rest of the afternoon.

Shepard: HELP! SHE'S BEEN INDOCTRAINATED!
Ashley: *sigh* My life.. How did this happen? How did I end up here?
Shepard: Break free, Williams. Don't let it control you.
Ashley: *Changes the channel back to total wipeout* There. Shut up now.
Shepard: Thanks. Couldn't do it without you.  *puts feet up* Life is good.
 

[Dannycni]

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That pic is dedicated to my friend who said almost those exact words, I was disgusted!

Modifié par Dannycni, 01 juin 2012 - 08:55 .

[DWH1982]

This is the Ashley/Jack dialouge I've been working on.

Right now, I'm going to say it takes place sometime during ME3. Ash and Shepard are together, but had a fight after Ash overheard a conversation with Miranda and misinterpreted their relationship and the help Shepard was providing to her. (similar to a dialouge someone else wrote a few weeks back)

In my mind, by this point, they were both starting to realize it was a stupid fight anyway. Jack just provides the final push for Ash.


Jack: So… you’re the one fu—“doing” Shepard, huh?

Ash: Excuse me?

Jack: (laughs) It’s okay, girl scout, you don’t have to pretend. Most of the ship knows already, anyway. My kids and I have only been on board for two days, and I think most of us have it figured out. Word on the ship is that you’ve been practically living in his cabin. Until recently.

Ash: (coldly) I really don’t see how any of this is your concern. *begins to leave*

Jack: (looking at her datapads) For what it’s worth, no one cares. Some of us are happy, even. He always did need to get laid. Loosen the hell up a bit. And maybe he even deserves some happiness, too.

Ash: (turns to Jack) That’s spectacular. Really. But, like I said, it’s none of your business. Or anyone’s business. Are we clear?

Jack: (laughs) Calm down. We’re just talking here. Just so you know – I came on to him myself, once. But he wasn’t interested. Heard that Cerberus cheerleader tried to get her hooks in him, too. But he shot her down, just like with me.

Ash: (stands still, looks at floor) Really…

Jack: Heard Garrus talking about this once, before we hit the Collectors. From what he said, Shepard had a hard on for someone else the entire time he was working with us. Someone from his past. Other women wouldn’t even get a second look.

Ash: Uh huh…

Jack: Guess what I’m saying is… Whoever that woman was, she’s lucky. She has something special. (looks straight at Ash) And she shouldn’t fu…“screw” it up, like some of us probably would. Understand?

Ash: Yeah. Yeah… I think so. *turns and leaves*

Modifié par DWH1982, 01 juin 2012 - 09:01 .

[Dannycni]

Very good DWH, I found it very funny in ME3 how Jack several times is about to swear but then has to stop herself and Shepard and Joker are sort of like 'erm...what?'

I've been trying to write something too but I just can't get it to come together so it won't be up any time soon.

[CptData]

Dannycni wrote...

Near top pic



That pic is dedicated to my friend who said almost those exact words, I was disgusted!

Good choice of this pic ...

Ashley was hot in ME1. Well ... maybe not "hot". Beautiful. Stunning. Awesome. Sexy. And yes ... hot too.
Hell, loose hair and a catsuit don't make a woman hot. In Ashley's case, it's more ... well ... her eyes. Her lips. Her jaw ... everything. 

@ DWH: Jack as a ... friend of Ash?
Me gusta!

Modifié par CptData, 01 juin 2012 - 09:28 .

[DWH1982]

I always thought she was attractive. Both in terms of her looks, and her personality.

It's why I could never make it thorugh ME1 without romancing her.

[MegaBadExample]

I always liked Ashley's character. Not how she looked.

I can't make my manShep romance anybody, but Ash. I want to romance Liara because she has some good scenes in ME2 & 3, but I can't bring myself to do it in ME1. Ashley and my Shepard just go together for lots of reasons. And I like that the relationship spans over three games.

@DWH: Niceeeeee. There was some cut dialogue from Ashley about Jack and Miranda, but it got the snip. =/

[Dannycni]

Yea I get why people say she maybe isn't sexy in ME1 and she is sexed up alot in ME3 but that doesn't mean she isn't hot or any less attractive. I loved her ME1 look and I would have been more than happy if they hadn't changed it. I don't complain either that they did, except her hair should be in the bun for combat but apart from that I don't mind.

It isn't just a feeling of 'hotness' that makes Ashley so attractive it's her personality, her likes and dislikes, loyalty, humour etc etc. But on top of that personally I do find her hot Some people are just shallow lol

Modifié par Dannycni, 01 juin 2012 - 09:35 .

[Ushanka]

Help! She's been indoctrinated!!!
This line works good.

[DWH1982]

MegaBadExample wrote...


@DWH: Niceeeeee. There was some cut dialogue from Ashley about Jack and Miranda, but it got the snip. =/

That figures. I would have liked to have heard Ash's thoughts on both of them.

Of course, there's no way for Ash to be around for Grissom, so it wouldn't make sense to include dialouge for Jack unless she encounters her somewhere else. There's a time limit for Grissom - if you put it off until after the coup, everyone there dies and you can't do the mission anymore.

[CptData]

Ashley: Commander Shepard is currently not available, so it's my turn to do the daily briefing. Any questions before we start?
Joker: Where's Commander Shepard?
Ashley: Any questions NOT dealing with the whereabouts of the Commander?
Conrad: Yes. I have a good one. Where's the CO of this ship?
Ashley: *scowls*
Conrad: Maybe I should rephrase my question: where is Commander Shepard?
Ashley: Why's this man on board again?
Garrus: He used to be our dark energy expert. Well, until someone dropped that part of the story, of course. Shepard told us to keep him - for something he called "future changing DLC".
Ashley: Makes ... sense. Good. Since there's no question left, let's move on with the first point on our agenda. "Recruiting Rupert Gardner" - that's the Normandy's old Chef.
Kenneth: Approved.
Ashley: We need to discuss it first?
Kenneth: No need. Gardner makes a fine Haggis and ...
Ashley: *sigh* ... okay. Who wants Gardner back? Let's make it a vote, at the end of this meeting I tell you what to do with that point. Questions?
Liara: What is "Haggis"?
Kenneth: That's a delicacy from Scotland ... you'll like it.
Liara: Looking forward - I love delicacies, as long as they don't involve innards ...
Ashley: Could we please drop the Haggis topic? It's not on the agenda! Next point is: "Wedding of Tali and Garrus."
Garrus: Huh?
Tali: What?
Ashley: It's on my datapad ... here: #2 "Wedding of Tali and Garrus."
Tali: Uhh ... sorry. That's mine ... that datapad. I'm ... uhhh ... writing a fictional story.
Garrus: "Fictional"?
Conrad: "Story"?
Ashley: Okay ... okay. Whatever. My pad says now: #2 "Doing some random missions not related with the Reapers." Takers?
Joker: They're fun. I can do some nice Mass jumps and look at EDI while Shepard is off board.
Cortez: And I have some extra screen time! Yay!
Traynor: Don't forget my role - usually it's me who gives the Commander hints where to find those missions!
Ashley: So I guess we should continue wasting our time on totally non-related missions to the Reaper threat?
Crew: *nods*
Conrad: *writes down* ... wasting our time ...
Ashley: *facepalms* ... I hate democracy. Next point: "Whereabout of Shepard." Well ... questions?
Conrad: Where's Comm-
Ashley: NOT you, Conrad!
Liara: Okay, where is he?
Ashley: In his cabin, recovering from a night of passion ... wait. I didn't say that out loud, right?
Joker: You did. I even have this record to prove it: ... recovering from a night of passion!
Cortez: And I thought he had eyes for me ... *sobs*
Kenneth: Did we decide for Gardner already? I want my Haggis!
Ashley: This meeting is useless.
EDI: I tried to tell you, Commander Williams, but you insisted to have this meeting.
Ashley: Seems like ages I had a good idea then ... well ... meeting is over. And yes, Kenneth, Gardner will return. 27 say "yes", 3 say "no".
Javik: Damnit. I faked signatures of three dead crewmates to avoid return of that guy. I hate human food!
Ashley: If someone needs me, I'm inspecting the airlock. Without helmet. And outside ... *facedesks*

-- / later / --

Shepard: And, how was it?
Ashley: How was what?
Shepard: Your meeting...
Ashley: *facewalls*
Shepard: ... and that's how it feels when dealing with the Council.

[DWH1982]

CptData wrote...

*dialouge removed*

Conrad Verner on the Normandy though. That is... deeply and profoundly disturbing.

[MegaBadExample]

Hey, Conrad took a bullet for me. He's cool.

He shall be remembered in the coming Empire.

[CptData]

Sorry, I spent 5 of my work hours reading Dilbert strips ...
So guess the idea of this "useless meeting" has something to do with that.

[scotiej]

lol, that was awesome.

[Ushanka]

Conrad survived in my game, really.

And yes, of course it was amazing.

[DWH1982]

Hey - Edwin Shepard has respect for Conrad for diving in front of what he thought was a firing gun.

Still doesn't mean he wants the guy on his ship.

I mean... On the Normandy. Around Ash and everything.

Modifié par DWH1982, 01 juin 2012 - 10:27 .

[Ushanka]

I like him! Defiantly he needs on board!

Looks like Joker was right about Shepard, he takes everything on board.

[survivor_686]

Well...finally got around to playing ME1. Just gave Ashley a shotgun and maxed skills...she is absolutely deadly.

[CptData]

DWH1982 wrote...

Hey - Edwin Shepard has respect for Conrad for diving in front of what he thought was a firing gun.

Still doesn't mean he wants the guy on his ship.

I mean... On the Normandy. Around Ash and everything.

It's not that Conrad is into Ashley ...

Conrad: Commander?
Ashley: Yes, Conrad?
Conrad: Just want to tell you it's incredible to be part of the crew. And I can be close to my idol!
Ashley: Okay, Conrad. I know you're our dark energy expert. We still don't have an idea what to do with you, but you wrote a dissertation and that makes you to a resource. Just don't bother Commander Shepard that much. Okay?
Conrad: Absolutely, Ma'am.
Ashley: Fine. Now do whatever you have to do.
Conrad: Aye-aye ...

-- / a bit later / --

Shepard: What are YOU doing in my bathroom, Conrad?!
Conrad: Uhh ... I  ... err ... was looking for dark matter.
Shepard: And you were scanning my toilet?
Conrad: Yes, Sir!
Shepard: *facepalms* who gave you that idea?
Conrad: Well, Commander Williams told me-

-- / even later / --

Shepard: Did you tell Conrad to look for dark matter in my bathroom?
Ashley: No?
Shepard: Okay. Let me rephrase that question: did you tell Conrad to do anything?
Ashley: Yeah, that's what I said.
Conrad: Stop talking, I need some good shoots on mating behaviour of my idol. Would you please drop your underwear while I am preparing everything?

[Dannycni]

Data your Conrad dialogues are tickling me rightly

[MegaBadExample]

survivor_686 wrote...

Well...finally got around to playing ME1. Just gave Ashley a shotgun and maxed skills...she is absolutely deadly.

I tried playing it the other day. But I got annoyed knowing how long it would take me to complete it, so I gave up.

Speaking of which, you know before you fly to Ilos? Where you can talk to each crew member on the ship for a final time (they usually say something short). Does anybody know what Ashley actually says to Shepard if you don't romance her? I've always wondered this. Heard she says something like: "Thanks for believing in me."

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 01 juin 2012 - 10:53 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

Lol Data Conrad is creepier than I thought:lol:

DWH1982 wrote...

Hey - Edwin Shepard has respect for Conrad for diving in front of what he thought was a firing gun.

Still doesn't mean he wants the guy on his ship.

I mean... On the Normandy. Around Ash and everything.

Well in an alternate reality...

[scotiej]

I liked Conrad too...until I read that last part about underwear. Makes me wonder how far his idol worship would go.

[MegaBadExample]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Lol Data Conrad is creepier than I thought:lol:

DWH1982 wrote...

Hey - Edwin Shepard has respect for Conrad for diving in front of what he thought was a firing gun.

Still doesn't mean he wants the guy on his ship.

I mean... On the Normandy. Around Ash and everything.

Well in an alternate reality...

This could seriously be the next specsavers advert. Don't know what that is? Look it up.

"Ashley... Should've gone to specsavers."