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[BadExamp1e]

LMAO!

"Sail my boat" had me slapping my knee. Oh god. Can't stop laughing.

[Dannycni]

Whoa, I wasn't expecting Ashley to be that blunt hahaha. Sort of came out of nowhere!

Modifié par Dannycni, 18 juin 2012 - 06:09 .

[CptData]

Updated that posting, MBE ...

And yes, it fits to Ashley. That's totally her.

[BadExamp1e]

^That's Ashley's Sheploo smile there.

Oh. My. Word. That was the best ever, Data. "Sail my boat." Almost had me in sitches lol.

[Dannycni]

Right I'm going to watch the footy but before I go here's Ash in her rightful throne on the Normandy



'Ok biatches, I think we all know I'm the Queen on this ship'

[CptData]

Dannycni wrote...

Right I'm going to watch the footy but before I go here's Ash in her rightful throne on the Normandy



'Ok biatches, I think we all know I'm the Queen on this ship'

Garrus: Oh no.
Kaidan: Oh yes.
Tali: Well, I knew this day was coming ...
Liara: By the goddess!
Wrex: Williams ...
Shepard: Ash ... it's your turn this meeting.
Ashley: Fine. First of all - obey the rule of Queen Williams I !
Shepard: *nods*
Tali: Keelah!
Ashley: Rule number one: every high ranking male officer has to do his duty naked for today.
Garrus: No-pants for good ol' Garrus! *drops pants*
Tali: *maskdesks*
Kaidan: I'm not sure if I should -
Shepard: Oh c'mon, Kaidan - no bail outs. You know the deal ... *drops pants*
Kaidan: I knew it was a mistake ... *drops pants*
Garrus: Wrex?
Wrex: *sigh* ... well, you want to see some royal parts, huh? Here you-
Ashley: Wait! Rule number two: only HUMAN male officers.
Garrus: Awww ... rats. Okay. Discrimination!
Shepard: Get over it. It was Tali's turn last week and we had you running naked for full 24 hours. Not a pretty sight, especially after Wrex decided to put an end to this part of your job.
Wrex: At least I didn't had to gnaw off his-
Ashley: Rule number three: the Skipper of this boat is the Mistress' slave. And last rule for today: no "embrace eternities" this week - I don't care if this stalls the hunt for Saren for a week. It's not that he's going to help some huge nasty ancient machines to invade the galaxy while it's my turn.
Liara: Aweee ... discrimination!
Ashley: Hit me.
Garrus: Catfight!
Kaidan: Oh god, not again .... where is Shepard?
Shepard: Hmppflll!
Wrex: Gimp.


Perverted Ash is perverted. And abusing power. :innocent:

Modifié par CptData, 18 juin 2012 - 06:47 .

[BP93]

Sounds like preferential treatment ^...

It always made me laugh in ME2, being an ass to your crew..telling Gardner and Chakwas to suck it up basically tough ****, pulling rank on Gabby and Ken down in engineering. "I run this ship military style!"... all while completely ignoring the fact that he got it on with a subordinate in ME1 and everything...

Modifié par BP93, 18 juin 2012 - 08:00 .

[BadExamp1e]

BP93 wrote...

Sounds like preferential treatment ^...

It always made me laugh in ME2, being an ass to your crew..telling Gardner and Chakwas to suck it up basically tough ****, pulling rank on Gabby and Ken down in engineering. "I run this ship military style!"... all while completely ignoring the fact that he got it on with a subordinate in ME1 and everything...

Committed mutiny. Doesn’t count. (;

@Data; Yeah Ash sounds perverted with that dialogue because her writer is, right?

@Danny; I was watching the footy too. The game isn't finished yet, but I bet Spain get a late goal now that I stopped watching.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 18 juin 2012 - 08:31 .

[CptData]

^ Ash is a so called Covert Pervert - TVtropes.

Ashley M. Williams @ TVtropes

[BadExamp1e]

Yeah. Gotta say I disagree with some of that stuff wrote in there.

Although, I can't fault this, "Revealed to be a romantic at heart, while still keeping up appearances of being a hardass."

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 18 juin 2012 - 08:58 .

[Dannycni]

Well you were right Example, Spain 1-0 Croatia, 88th minute goal

I tried to be an ass as much as possible in ME2, doing what you have said BP. Then we met Ashley and I became all apologetic and was putty in her hands lol. Damn her grip is too tight over me!

[BadExamp1e]

I knew it would happen. I've got a habit of being a football psychic lol

Funny. My Shepard was mostly renegade in ME2, and after Horizon he got even more p*ssed when it came to dealing with people. It was all about doing the mission, and he wasn't playing around. He did miss Ash, though. And Liara too.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 18 juin 2012 - 09:30 .

[Addrodoc]

Can you predict Englands result against Ukraine tomorrow?

My Shepard spent most of ME2 annoying the Illusive Man as much as possible, mostly by doing the opposite to what TIM wanted after letting him waffle on.

[survivor_686]

Addrodoc wrote...

Can you predict Englands result against Ukraine tomorrow?

My Shepard spent most of ME2 annoying the Illusive Man as much as possible, mostly by doing the opposite to what TIM wanted after letting him waffle on.

- Gave the information to the Alliance instead of Cerberus
- Kept Legion for myself
- Saved David from the Overlord project
- Kept the Prothean sphere for myself (Firwalker)
- Blew up the Collector Base

I know where my loyalyies lie....

[Addrodoc]

Exactly the same... apart from David, as I don't have the Overlord DLC

[SweShadow90]

Hi guys! whats up? 

After reading the pages from where I went to sleep yesterday, I got some bad cravings for pancakes! but I believe swedish pancakes are something totally different then what you guys probably are used to. This is how swedish pankakes look like: static3.devote.se/gallery/big/20110305/683f118e61404fce550a191c1dc49f13.jpg

Modifié par SweShadow90, 18 juin 2012 - 10:10 .

[SweShadow90]

And yes, we eat it with whipped cream and lingonberry jam or strawberry jam. And it's awesome!

[BadExamp1e]

survivor_686 wrote...

Addrodoc wrote...

Can you predict Englands result against Ukraine tomorrow?

My Shepard spent most of ME2 annoying the Illusive Man as much as possible, mostly by doing the opposite to what TIM wanted after letting him waffle on.

- Gave the information to the Alliance instead of Cerberus
- Kept Legion for myself
- Saved David from the Overlord project
- Kept the Prothean sphere for myself (Firwalker)
- Blew up the Collector Base

I know where my loyalyies lie....

This was exactly what I did. Cerberus is too damn shady. At a certain point my Shepard wanted to slap that MOFO TIM for leading him into traps.

@Addrodoc; England will lose. The only chance they have rests with Gerrard, he might be able rocket one in. =P (I'm no Liverpool fan in case you're wondering).

[BadExamp1e]

SweShadow90 wrote...

Hi guys! whats up? 

After reading the pages from where I went to sleep yesterday, I got some bad cravings for pancakes! but I believe swedish pancakes are something totally different then what you guys probably are used to. This is how swedish pankakes look like: static3.devote.se/gallery/big/20110305/683f118e61404fce550a191c1dc49f13.jpg

OH. MY. GOD. It's beautiful.              

.....

[Addrodoc]

BadExamp1e wrote...

This was exactly what I did. Cerberus is too damn shady. At a certain point my Shepard wanted to slap that MOFO TIM for leading him into traps.

@Addrodoc; England will lose. The only chance they have rests with Gerrard, he might be able rocket one in. =P (I'm no Liverpool fan in case you're wondering).

Not exactly the prediction I was looking for, but ok... you've been wrong before, right?

I wanted to slap TIM too, kind of hard to do that as a hologram though <_<

[Dannycni]

So anybody else get a bit mad at Jacob in ME3 when he tells you that you could never settle down cause the Normandy is your first love? I only really thought of that the second time round and when he said it I had Ashley with me, I wanted Shepard to glance at Ashley and tell him he was wrong or something like that. But he didn't sadly. Ah well

Edit: I hate England but they'll win, 2-1.

And yea annoying TIM was very fun especially if you blew up the collector base and cut him off. Wish I could have given him the finger

Modifié par Dannycni, 18 juin 2012 - 10:20 .

[BadExamp1e]

Dannycni wrote...

So anybody else get a bit mad at Jacob in ME3 when he tells you that you could never settle down cause the Normandy is your first love? I only really thought of that the second time round and when he said it I had Ashley with me, I wanted Shepard to glance at Ashley and tell him he was wrong or something like that. But he didn't sadly. Ah well

Edit: I hate England but they'll win, 2-1.

And yea annoying TIM was very fun especially if you blew up the collector base and cut him off. Wish I could have given him the finger

Yeah, I was waiting on Shepard saying something, too. He said something on Mars to Liara, why not with Jacob? The way Shepard says, "Sure, I get that." when Jacob mentions that he wants a family, tells me that Shep wants that too someday, or he's thought about it before. The only way my Shepard is settling down and having a family is with Ash. She's the one. Not the damn rust bucket called the Normandy!

England will lose! I'm telling you. Although, I would like them to win.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 18 juin 2012 - 10:26 .

[SweShadow90]

BadExamp1e wrote...


OH. MY. GOD. It's beautiful.              

.....

Haha. U think so? Just curius, in what way it is beautiful? like strange? cute? looks like it tast good?

they are pretty delicius! And I know they look slim but trust me, they tast very good! And you can eat five of 'em without feeling bad.. or wait we still do here cause we're health-freaks.

[Allstar27]

SweShadow90 wrote...

Hi guys! whats up? 

After reading the pages from where I went to sleep yesterday, I got some bad cravings for pancakes! but I believe swedish pancakes are something totally different then what you guys probably are used to. This is how swedish pankakes look like: static3.devote.se/gallery/big/20110305/683f118e61404fce550a191c1dc49f13.jpg

Damn they are some nice looking pancakes

Edit: 2-1 Ukraine (from an England fan)

Modifié par Allstar27, 18 juin 2012 - 10:30 .

[BadExamp1e]

Shadow, when I say "Beautiful" what I mean is - that is the most amazing thing I have ever laid eyes upon.

I bet y'all think I'm fat, huh?

I just like my food, okay? I'm fit enough to play football on Saturday mornings... mostly. Depends if it's frosty or not lol