Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#35526
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 03:26
#35527
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 06:59

Here is an Ashley pic for this new page
#35528
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 08:25
Ashley: Hmmmnn ...
Shepard: Bad hair day?
Ashley: Bad mood day.
Shepard: Ouch - maybe this coffee may raise your mood a bit.
Ashley: Will give it a try ... *sips* ... nah.
Shepard: Nah?
Ashley: Mood still pretty low. Had an awful night.
Shepard: I told you could move in. You refused, remember?
Ashley: Skip, I refused since I know I wouldn't have a single night untouched ...
Shepard: That ... was random.
Ashley: Well, it has a reason. Every night I spent with you ended in a six-hour "special exercising marathon". Cerberus did a lot to enhance your stamina.
Shepard: Was needed to defeat the Collectors, Ash ... I just found a new use for it.
Ashley: They also increased your hunger for more.
Shepard: Nope. That's you. Ash ... I just want to be close to you.
Ashley: *snickers* I know.
Shepard: So, why not moving into my cabin?
Ashley: Because I have no cybernetics and I need my sleep. You don't want me to have dark cycles, huh?
Shepard: Good point.
Ashley: Fine. Now get me another coffee.
Shepard: Only if you spent the next night with your Captain.
Ashley: You arse!
Shepard. Deal or no deal?
Ashley: *sigh* deal. I need my coffee and I'm too lazy to get one on my own.
Shepard: Have it *smirks*
Ashley: *sips*
Shepard: How's your mood now, by the way?
Ashley: Could knife a Krogan to death.
Shepard: That bad?
Ashley: Got an awful night and a certain CO just blackmailed me for sex. YES, damnit!
#35529
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 09:59
#35530
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 10:17
iHorizons wrote...
Those ****ing photoshopped pics with Ashs head on someone else's body is so creepy why do people keep posting them
I find them creepy.
#35531
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 10:37
#35532
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 10:41
SJNKD wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
Those ****ing photoshopped pics with Ashs head on someone else's body is so creepy why do people keep posting them
I find them creepy.
They freak me out honestly
#35533
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:20
iHorizons wrote...
SJNKD wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
Those ****ing photoshopped pics with Ashs head on someone else's body is so creepy why do people keep posting them
I find them creepy.
They freak me out honestly
Thats because most are really bad:sick:
#35534
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:22
iHorizons wrote...
Awesome dialogue CptData! It was hilarious and well written
It was slightly perverted as usual lol
I prefer slightly sexy over slightly perverted, but that's just me.
Why can't I post smileys!?
#35535
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:28
Hey, I managed to scratch one of the five girls I'm currently flirting with. Not interested - 4 more to go. For every single one off the list, two new ones are waiting.
Hey, I could write a less-pervy dialogue, but I'm simply not in the mood. It's just that - things are quite ugly here @ my company. Flirting keeps me distracted long enough.
#35536
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:35
Shepard: Through all this, I knew you would be by my side, keeping me sane.
Ashley: I clearly haven’t done my job very well.
Shepard: I’m sane enough to know when I’ve stumbled across a good thing.
Ashley: That’s better. Keep it coming.
Shepard: And she’s beautiful.
Ashley: Yes, good. Now mention the hair.
Shepard: Silky, stunning. How could I not mention it?
Ashley: My work here is done.
Shepard: You're not going anywhere.
Okay, back to work.
#35537
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:42
Fascinating - the loss of my job killed my self-esteem. Wonderful.
Gawddamnit - I wish I could run away, get drunk, do mad stuff and whatever I want just to let off some steam.
Heroic BSOD mode initiated.
#35538
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:44
Go nuts.
#35539
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:48
CptData wrote...
G'morning ...
Ashley: Hmmmnn ...
Shepard: Bad hair day?
Ashley: Bad mood day.
Shepard: Ouch - maybe this coffee may raise your mood a bit.
Ashley: Will give it a try ... *sips* ... nah.
Shepard: Nah?
Ashley: Mood still pretty low. Had an awful night.
Shepard: I told you could move in. You refused, remember?
Ashley: Skip, I refused since I know I wouldn't have a single night untouched ...
Shepard: That ... was random.
Ashley: Well, it has a reason. Every night I spent with you ended in a six-hour "special exercising marathon". Cerberus did a lot to enhance your stamina.
Shepard: Was needed to defeat the Collectors, Ash ... I just found a new use for it.
Ashley: They also increased your hunger for more.
Shepard: Nope. That's you. Ash ... I just want to be close to you.
Ashley: *snickers* I know.
Shepard: So, why not moving into my cabin?
Ashley: Because I have no cybernetics and I need my sleep. You don't want me to have dark cycles, huh?
Shepard: Good point.
Ashley: Fine. Now get me another coffee.
Shepard: Only if you spent the next night with your Captain.
Ashley: You arse!
Shepard. Deal or no deal?
Ashley: *sigh* deal. I need my coffee and I'm too lazy to get one on my own.
Shepard: Have it *smirks*
Ashley: *sips*
Shepard: How's your mood now, by the way?
Ashley: Could knife a Krogan to death.
Shepard: That bad?
Ashley: Got an awful night and a certain CO just blackmailed me for sex. YES, damnit!
Awesome. And I can imagine some random crewmember walking around, minding his own business and hearing that OOC.
#35540
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 01:40
#35541
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 01:56
rollblows wrote...
so you all like the SPACE BIMBO
Miranda? No this is the Ashley thread mate
Good dialogue Data, agree with Example, slightly weird but if I was Shepard I'd do the same thing
#35542
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 02:03
Spitfire017 wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
SJNKD wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
Those ****ing photoshopped pics with Ashs head on someone else's body is so creepy why do people keep posting them
I find them creepy.
They freak me out honestly
Thats because most are really bad:sick:
http://browse.devian...set=24#/d4n6fdy
Modifié par NovaBlastMarketing, 19 juin 2012 - 02:28 .
#35543
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 02:04
Dannycni wrote...
rollblows wrote...
so you all like the SPACE BIMBO
Miranda? No this is the Ashley thread mate
I disagree with the space bimbo comment . Ash is very intelligent strong assertive woman . Miranda and Ash are equal to shepard in skill intelligent and leadership skills. Disagree with comparing Miri to that statement as well.
Modifié par NovaBlastMarketing, 19 juin 2012 - 02:26 .
#35544
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 02:06
rollblows wrote...
so you all like the SPACE BIMBO
No, we like Ashley Williams.
“I wear armor into battle, not swimwear.”
Jog on, mate. If it wasn't for the 'space bimbo' you wouldn't even have got across the tramway, son.
What is this!? Ashley is practical and can think on her feet? Really? … Yeah, that's nothing knew. Nice discussion we had here, run along now.
Modifié par BadExamp1e, 19 juin 2012 - 02:06 .
#35545
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 02:23
Okay, that sounds wrong, but I don't care.
Is it me or do I miss Aurora?
#35546
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 02:29
NovaBlastMarketing wrote...
Dannycni wrote...
rollblows wrote...
so you all like the SPACE BIMBO
Miranda? No this is the Ashley thread mate
I disagree with the space bimbo comment . Ash is very intelligent strong assertive woman . Miranda and Ash are equal to shepard in skill intelligent and leadership skills. Disagree with comparing Miri to that statement as well.
Oh believe me I don't see her as bimbo either, I don't think any of them are but one female in ME is genetically designed to be good looking and BW made sure to flaunt certain parts of her and so they made her come across that way, in looks anyway. Miranda and Ash are both very intelligent, don't worry I'm not a hater
Plus when someone else is trolling I couldn't resist
Modifié par Dannycni, 19 juin 2012 - 02:31 .
#35547
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 02:41
Trolololo here -- it sounds more like people are jealous of Ashley’s epic designer space gear just because they get their sh*t out of Barnardo's lol... Oh yeah. That's right, I jump to conclusions too.
Pfft. I need a drink lol
EDIT: Yeah, Data I miss Aurora too, and her dialogues. Where'd she go?
Modifié par BadExamp1e, 19 juin 2012 - 02:48 .
#35548
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 03:00
I really liked Miranda, only thing that put me off her for an LI was I didn't find her as intriguing as some others and so went for Tali in one of my ME2 play throughs instead.
Miranda has the book smarts and same sort of intelligence gathering as Liara but Ashley has the military, combat intelligence that sometimes Shepard even lacks.
#35549
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 03:01
#35550
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 03:02
Miri's appearance is okay and I enjoy her intelligent, strong character. Another reason why I dislike the writers in ME3: they reduced her to a tiny portion of her character she had in ME2. It's all about her sister and her dad and that's it. Wheuuuhhhh!
Well, seems the interesting girls got gimped in ME3.





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