Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#35576
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 05:23
Girls come and go, believe me. Well, as long as you're not as ugly as a monkey butt of course. ^^
And don't we all wish to know an Ashley-like woman for real? Why are we fallen for Ash? Because she's awesome. She's great. She's sexy.
#35577
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 05:27
I honestly couldn't put up with someone tied to the army like Ash.
#35578
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 05:46
And Data I wouldn't say I'm as bad as a monkeys butt, well most monkeys...not those fancy monkeys butts like a baboon those baboons butts are so full of colour...I can't compete with that
It's weird again and i take full responsibility
Modifié par Dannycni, 19 juin 2012 - 05:47 .
#35579
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 05:48
Dark day is as dark as Ashley's hair ... I'm still alive, 'though.

Reminds me of what I want but never get.
Modifié par CptData, 19 juin 2012 - 05:49 .
#35580
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 05:57
CptData wrote...
Well, at least you made me laugh, Danny.
Dark day is as dark as Ashley's hair ... I'm still alive, 'though.

#35581
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 06:06
I don't fantasize about that kinda stuff, because it's something that would never happen, or work out if I found someone like that. I admit, I couldn't handle it. More or less, I couldn't be bothered with it. =/
Ash is hard work lol
#35582
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 06:14
Shepard: What about you? Are you ready?
Ashley: As ready as I'm ever going to be.
Shepard: Ash, please.
Ashley: No. You listen to me. We both know what's at stake. We both know what's out there waiting for us. We have a good plan--But right now, I don't need ship schematics or platoon numbers.
Shepard: I never would have made it without you.
Ashley: Then trust me. All of us.
Shepard: Is that an order?
Ashley: That’s an order, solider.
Shepard: Aye, aye ma'am.
#35583
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 06:17
BadExamp1e wrote...
Danny, at least you admit you couldn't handle it lol
I don't fantasize about that kinda stuff, because it's something that would never happen, or work out if I found someone like that. I admit, I couldn't handle it. More or less, I couldn't be bothered with it. =/
Ash is hard work lol
Oh believe me I don't sit around re-playing Mass Effect cause I am trying to convince myself I could ever get with her
#35584
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 06:52
BadExamp1e wrote...
Do you think you could handle a big girl who could kick the crap out of you, Danny? Would you be able to satisfy that, surrrrrrr? lol
I honestly couldn't put up with someone tied to the army like Ash.
I think you're focusing on the wrong things.
First of, You play Shepard. A military man who meets Ashley who is a military woman. They share that. Both of them are in the same position in life.
So if I would translate that to my life, it would be a strong woman, with a prefect amount of attitude, who could do a bad ass wheelie on her motorbike. But later the same day, she starts singing for me with an the voice of an angel as we sit in the cauch getting cozy. Just because she likes the same beautiful rockballads that I do
If I ever find someone who is close to that, then I'm definitly going for it!
Second; To translate that she's in the same position in your life. If you work in the, say bankindustry, and she does to. And you both having a hard time wih your boss. It's easer to understand each other. And easier to connect.
see what I meen?
Modifié par SweShadow90, 19 juin 2012 - 06:58 .
#35585
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 06:58
In my case I should look for a bookwormish Engineer that ...
... wait. I don't want a mix of Liara and Tali. I want an Ashley
#35586
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 07:05
Spitfire017 wrote...
NovaBlastMarketing wrote...
Spitfire017 wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
SJNKD wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
Those ****ing photoshopped pics with Ashs head on someone else's body is so creepy why do people keep posting them
I find them creepy.
They freak me out honestly
Thats because most are really bad:sick:whatever.......... ..eveyone is a critic. the page i linked this from had awsome reviews so that opinion seems to be the minority.
http://browse.devian...set=24#/d4n6fdy
This is really the only photoshoped Ash Ive seen that I like so far.
I seen this before have to agreee with you on the quality its one of my favorites
Modifié par NovaBlastMarketing, 19 juin 2012 - 07:05 .
#35587
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 07:10
CptData wrote...
SweShadow has a point here.
In my case I should look for a bookwormish Engineer that ...
... wait. I don't want a mix of Liara and Tali. I want an Ashley
Yeah, but history- and science books. And it's not like she's very forward and proud about it. It's not like she would just tell you something random intressting from it. Liara only tells her knowlage when it's needed.
And tali, she has such low self esstem about her skills. It's not like if Ash would be an engineer. "Damn I'm good! This thing will do some serrius damage after I've programmed it with my programing of doom!"
Imagine if you met a girl, who would, in a cute Ash kind of way, brag/show of her engineer skills for you and be really good at it. And later the same night she would qoute beautiful novels. Wouldn't that be awesome?
My point is, Just because she isn't a military girl like Ash, she could still have her kind of personality
#35588
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 07:13
My self-esteem is nowhere close to what Shepard has. And afaik Ashley is only interested in him, no one else. Means: she wants a dude with -really- high self-esteem.
#35589
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 07:16
NovaBlastMarketing wrote...
Spitfire017 wrote...
NovaBlastMarketing wrote...
Spitfire017 wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
SJNKD wrote...
iHorizons wrote...
Those ****ing photoshopped pics with Ashs head on someone else's body is so creepy why do people keep posting them
I find them creepy.
They freak me out honestly
Thats because most are really bad:sick:whatever.......... ..eveyone is a critic. the page i linked this from had awsome reviews so that opinion seems to be the minority.
http://browse.devian...set=24#/d4n6fdy
This is really the only photoshoped Ash Ive seen that I like so far.
I seen this before have to agreee with you on the quality its one of my favorites
Can't agree with you guys. I to obsessed with details. I just notice the difference in colors between the face and the body. And I have taken noticed to that the normandy tweeks the colors a bit.. but it still doesn't look realistic.
#35590
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 07:22
CptData wrote...
^ well, such girls do exist but I doubt they're interested in guys like me.
My self-esteem is nowhere close to what Shepard has. And afaik Ashley is only interested in him, no one else. Means: she wants a dude with -really- high self-esteem.
Seriously dude, stop being hard on yourself.
#35591
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 07:34
CptData wrote...
^ well, such girls do exist but I doubt they're interested in guys like me.
My self-esteem is nowhere close to what Shepard has. And afaik Ashley is only interested in him, no one else. Means: she wants a dude with -really- high self-esteem.
Well this may be easy to say. But get yourself some self-esteem then. Cause I meen, If a fat friend of mine can score a nice looking girl the last time we went on a pub a few weeks ago, then so can anyone.
I've studied some stuff about meeting girls, how silly it may sound, and it helped me ALOT! I too had pretty low self-esteem before. But then I learned some very valuable stuff:
1. If you don't like yourself, you don't allow anyone else to do so either.
2. Guys are 50-100% (depending on who you are) attracted to how the girl looks and the other procents go to the personalities and behavior. Girls on the other hand, Are the total oposit, they are 50-100% attracted to te personality and behavior. It's human nature! So with the right mentality, you WILL meet some one.
3. So take a look in the mirror and start liking what you see. And if there is something you don't like, skinny, fat or whatever, do something about it.
4. (and final) It's a good thing to like yourself, since everyone spends so much time with themselfs, it's good to get something out of that relationship too
And however much it may sound like braging.. I've dated a "few" girls in my days, Even thou I'm pretty young :innocent: And I'm not perfect looking if you compare with the best looking models, but I like my looks anyhow
The optemist has spoken!
Modifié par SweShadow90, 19 juin 2012 - 07:40 .
#35592
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 08:00
It amazes me when I see people complaining about the way the women look or are dressed especially when referring Ash or Miri. attaire. The way Miri uses her body and sensuality is great and relistic to her peronanlity and " real women" as well. There are real women that are alike to both ash an miri.
Really Real women do the same thing and peole talk about them the same way. "omg i can see why she ways hired ..." "i bet she was hired just for her skill". I was let go for no real reason a job years back and my replacement was a attractive female's its no secret that some women are able to use other "resources "
Look at exotic dancers and escorts. I actually have repect for the ones that willing choose to o that as a profession becase they break aways from what is " the natural order " and use thier natural gifts to make more money per hour than the average person does . The top ones could problem even match a top corp exec in pay an work less hours doing it. The 9-5 world is a slave market and i applauded anyone that free themselves of it .
Seriously the way people that complain about women being dress to sexy and using thier sexuality is amazing.
Would the complainers be happier if game companies dressed all the women in Volos type armour?
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Modifié par NovaBlastMarketing, 19 juin 2012 - 09:43 .
#35593
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 08:41
#35594
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 08:48
Whatever ... it's a different topic. For now, things are okay and may normalize one day. At least we're working at it. And yeah, she's a cute looking girl. Just a bit too clingy and such - but it gets better. Who knows.
The real hotties are ... no gos for me
Won't happen. Not with all personality of the world. I'm simply no "chick magnet"
#35595
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 08:49
#35596
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 08:57
Dannycni wrote...
Whea dahellraider. Good to hear from you again. It got a bit weird for a while not too long ago and there have been some unusual conversations (alot of it I was a part of so I share blame). Looking forward to reading what you come with when you come back.
it wouldnt be the first time haha, sorry just kinda lost intrest for a while and started wrting something else for a diffrent universe. but I think I might go ahead and finish the stuff I was working on for here as well.
Modifié par dahellraider, 19 juin 2012 - 09:35 .
#35597
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 09:00
CptData wrote...
@ SweShadow - I do have a girl already. I'm just not sure if it's destined to stay that way forever - or if it's going to fail.
Whatever ... it's a different topic. For now, things are okay and may normalize one day. At least we're working at it. And yeah, she's a cute looking girl. Just a bit too clingy and such - but it gets better. Who knows.
Ok, I see. Well if she's a bit clingy, maybe it's time you told her, or maybe you've allready tried. Anyway it's not my business. Hope it works out for you and your girl!
CptData wrote...
The real hotties are ... no gos for me
Won't happen. Not with all personality of the world. I'm simply no "chick magnet"
The reeeally hot once can often be reeeeally boring
#35598
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 09:37
A buddy told me I should move to USA ... well ... guess European guys have it easier there? My first GF is from USA after all ...
Bet that's Shepard's secret: he's a special guy for Ash since he's not from the same world ^^
#35599
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 10:07
CptData wrote...
Well, I love those badass non-shallow-beauties. In short: Ashley.
A buddy told me I should move to USA ... well ... guess European guys have it easier there? My first GF is from USA after all ...
Bet that's Shepard's secret: he's a special guy for Ash since he's not from the same world ^^
Yeah, a number of women here find European guys exotic. Just kills the competition for the rest of us. I rarely go for the really hot ones, they're usually dumb as bricks and have personalities as deep as a puddle. Since they're so beautiful they don't feel like they have to try very hard to attract a guy.
@survivor; Wow, that was awesome. Very well done, I loved how detailed the combat was. Reminded me a bit of Michael Stackpole.
#35600
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 10:41
scotiej wrote...
CptData wrote...
Well, I love those badass non-shallow-beauties. In short: Ashley.
A buddy told me I should move to USA ... well ... guess European guys have it easier there? My first GF is from USA after all ...
Bet that's Shepard's secret: he's a special guy for Ash since he's not from the same world ^^
Yeah, a number of women here find European guys exotic. Just kills the competition for the rest of us. I rarely go for the really hot ones, they're usually dumb as bricks and have personalities as deep as a puddle. Since they're so beautiful they don't feel like they have to try very hard to attract a guy.
@survivor; Wow, that was awesome. Very well done, I loved how detailed the combat was. Reminded me a bit of Michael Stackpole.
Sounds like I wanna go to the US :innocent: Best of all, my middle name is Viking..
weell... back on topic!
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